Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 2013

Well that was refreshing.

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And now if you’ll excuse me a moment, I’ll be huffing Bitcoin and masturbating to archive photos of Ayn Rand.

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shit_rbtc_says the billionaires of the future could well be crypto-anarchists and not brainwashed statists

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ShittingtonUK I can’t believe they’re making my favorite childhood book into a movie. pic.twitter.com/mIeqWFR2Ro

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JustinianNews Ruddock aware Military Commission would allow evidence obtained under torture at Hicks’ trial: bit.ly/1kR9Azx

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StephenAtHome If you’re doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government’s been hiding.

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collision “For convenience, I have underlined all the weasel words in this statement.” pic.twitter.com/d8dD6CHXMT

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UnlikelyWorlds Researchers extract recognisable faces from reflections in the eyes of photographic subjects: tinyurl.com/lnk57og

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RT @jeamland There’s a place in Victoria called Huffers Lane. @stilgherrian, do you feel qualified to comment on this? [Yes, I do.]

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Those three retweets really do illustrate something about how our attitudes to the world are shaped quite early.

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phyllisofickle Two kids held a funeral on the beach. They held hands, faced the sea and said in Spanish that he was a good penguin. pic.twitter.com/WMFpXKJXbV

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bitcoin_txt Don’t really know what I’m doing or what to do with all these doge coins I’m getting, but I’m hooked.

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LOUDBOT PONIES. JUST DO IT.

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Last night I dreamed that I was trying to design a combination splayd/spork and wine glass, but kept running into difficulties.

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May I present you Sunday, with a lazy lie-in.

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@monsieurpotts Well neither am I, but we all have our crosses to carry.

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@NewtonMark @oBleeter Ta for that. I’ll look at it tomorrow, because wine.

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@monsieurpotts Why would I pay more than $10 for a t-shirt?

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@jeamland @blastnost @fakeedbutler “Let’s create labels that make us feel good but which make communication with others utterly opaque.”

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@jeamland @blastnost @fakeedbutler Heh! Let’s not recall my time in policy development where I railed against the GLBTIBBQ bullshit.

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@mpesce Speak for yourself. I love everyone. Obviously.

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explanoit Just a few days left to reflect on how you’ve let yourself and everyone you know down this year.

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@BXGD OK, that’s the second request for more explanation of the racism thing. I’ll dig out the reference at some point. Not this weekend.

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@SmurfingBeer Fair point, tho the “Cro” part was intended to be description. My gripe was more about the muscle culture. Is that Muscleism?

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@mpesce Oh yes. I saw a very eloquent article on this recently. If I see it again when I’m next sober I’ll post the link.

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RT @blastnost: Are you holding any summer classes? [Yes. I did one the other night, in fact. It was hot. No wait.]

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Some might say that inner urban gay culture is nothing but narcissist racist consumerism. You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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RT @ericscheid: does that include those string mesh singlets? [No, special measures for that. Shotgun. No warning.]

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@blastnost Nah, just pour a drink and enjoy the carnivale.

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Yes, @IceMoonPrisoner, you are quite right. So we should just kill them outright.

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IceMoonPrisoner But those people are probably just hiding hideously misspelt tattoos, otherwise they’d be shirtless @stilgherrian, no

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JESUS WEPT, PEOPLE, FEELS ABOUT DOCTOR WHO IS NOT NEWS IT IS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY MARKETING BULLSHIT. STOP BEING SUCH USELESS MUPPETS.

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RT @blastnost: But what if tequila shrinks my suprachiasmatic nuclei? [Dunno what that even means. Switch to absinthe.]

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RT @IceMoonPrisoner: People in ‘tank tops’ acceptable? [No. They’re not only wearing a singlet, they’re being dishonest about it.]

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RT @jplonie: I blame the sum of us movie. [No, that’s just bad filmmaking.]

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RT @blastnost: What precautions do you suggest I take to shield myself from lascivious gaiety? [Tequila. I prescribe tequila.]

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@ashedryden @jacobian You can pretty much assume that ANYONE using the word “disrupt” non-ironically is a wanker. Saves time.

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@blastnost … which is a bit like equating the entire “being heterosexual” experience with drunken Friday nights at a strip club.

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@blastnost I refer to the quaint inner urban idea that “being gay” means you subscribe to a whole package of fashion, bars, mannerism etc…

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@blastnost Perhaps we need to differentiate between “being gay” and “inner urban gay culture (really a marketing ‘lifestyle’ demographic)”.

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@blastnost Not overtly. But every (sub-)culture has its signs, symbols and sociolects. Inner urban gay culture displays them in spades.

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@jarrodbooth That doesn’t strike me as a genuine request.

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@BXGD Well, you don’t read the books on the mantlepiece when you’re stoking the fire…]

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RT @blastnost: @stilgherrian how do you identify a gay man in public? @fakeedbutler [You can’t tell? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.]

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MT @juhasaarinen: Let’s face it, gay men have no sense of fashion. [Oh no, they know exactly which fashion marketers have told them to buy.]

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RT @JoelStanton: I bet he lives life to the fullest and enjoys working out. [Nah, this guy doesn’t manage phrases, let alone sentence.]

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@jarrodbooth Feeling a little personally hard done by there, are we? Excellent.

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Here’s a Croation chap with a profile name “Muscled cro”, headline “Muscled”, the sole description “Muscular”. Great conversations there!

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Yes, this wine seems to be helping the situation immensely.

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RT @sylmobile: especially if they are covered in axle grease. [You cover gay men in axle grease? Explain further, in more detail…]

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People, particularly gay men, who think that wearing a singlet to the pub WHILE PEOPLE ARE EATING is acceptable.

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So I’m pretty much destroying all my chances of scoring a root here.

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Another, “Looking for surprises in life. I tend not to reply to profiles without face… I just don’t feel comfortable.” With surprises.

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Laughing at someone’s profile which reads “Yes, my tan is real”. Excellent. You know how to lie around in the sun. Well done you. [Pats.]

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Anyway, @RealNickHodge, you have a photo in your email, which you can pass on to @yinettesys.

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Yeah look, @RealNickHodge @yinettesys, there are limits. I will not retweet that link because it it too many kinds of wrong at once.

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I mean, most of the time you wouldn’t think that a Christmas Tree is something you’d hump like a dog on heat, but there you go.

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Sometimes I just don’t understand the photos I see on personals sites.

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@scottcarson1957 Yes, and sometimes that sort of shit needs doing. Why am I having to point this out?

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@scottcarson1957 No, I mean REALLY low-grade. You have life skills and stuff, things that can help Solve Situations.

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RT @ClaireRPorter: @stilgherrian People are the worst. :p [And I have a plan for dealing with them… with all of them… once and for all.]

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You two seem to have become jaded very early in the process, @RedbayPuppy @sw, which is sad.

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My God there are some low-grade people on the internet these days.

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Well I see that another Saturday arrived more or less on schedule. Personally I don’t know why they bothered.

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@semibogan I don’t understand how your request could even be possible.

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Look, People, I’ll promise not to have violently dangerous mood swings if you promise to all stop being such complete and utter arsehats.

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Hey do you remember when people used to run “Jam ECHELON” days? Yeah, a few thousand people saying “bomb” will totally overload the NSA.

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dannolan “Fourteen of your Facebook friends have shed their corporeal forms and are now beings of pure energy. Would you like to join them Y/N”

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@leslienassar Yeah, that kinda crossed a boundary. To the side of the boundary that’s full of angry people with pitchforks. Sorry.

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What? People might be able to find out your email address? But… but… that means they could… SEND YOU EMAIL.

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@leslienassar “There are some terrible, terrible pedophiles out there, but I’d suggest they’re not all as terrible as Robert ‘Dolly’ Dunn”?

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Of course Snapchat is the only crap mobile app ever. Every single other one is thoroughly secure, built with users’ safety the only goal.

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It’s a shame we outlawed child labour, ‘cos back then when we stole their childhood, at least they got paid actual money for it.

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How startups work: “Hello, I have a hessian sack full of teenagers’ private lives that we, um, obtained. They’re yours for three billion.”

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It’s a shame, because the internet has such a serious shortage of methods for sending a photo to a friend. We’ll have to go back to faxes.

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Snapchat really is the poster-child for the startup world, isn’t it. A badly-constructed house of cards made of straw built on quicksand.

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OK, so Snapchat has been pwned right up to the chest cavity. Here’s @violetblue’s story. zdnet.com/researchers-pu…

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@dannolan @leslienassar Actually, sorry, that detracts from the seriousness of Snapchat’s incompetence. I withdraw my comment.

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@dannolan @leslienassar Yes, I live in fear that someone might find my phone number, which is, you know, on my website.

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sylmobile RT [locked] This is how Snapchat’s security works: i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/797032…

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Should I be paying attention to @dannolan’s rant today, or has he just gone face down into the Christmas Cocaine?

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@scottcarson1957 Soap powder companies would make shit up? TELL ME IT ISN’T TRUE!

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@R_Chirgwin Ducks are tough to understand, I agree, but you gotta follow one important rule. blog.whatfettle.com/archives/Kliba…

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@R_Chirgwin Would it be cruel to point out you could have just stopped that tweet after the first three words? [Ducks.]

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@scottcarson1957 Exactly. I thought the point of all the enzymes and other Washing Powder Science shit was to make it work in cold water.

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@scottcarson1957 Yep, I generally do everything in one load, in cold water when in the Mountains on solar power. OK, I look like a hobo.

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@jeamland Sir, it all went all wrong a very long time ago. I think it’s a bit late to try to skin that squid.

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Maybe I should just spend the rest of the day eating chocolate and drinking wine. To start with.

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Though perhaps wearing last year’s clothes isn’t quite as deep a plane of hell as wilfully washing socks at the wrong temperature.

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“Oh, but the fabric will last longer!” Yeah? So what? The rag trade convinced us that “last year’s clothes” are a moral failing.

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I’m pretty sure the Mayan empire didn’t collapse because their underwear had been washed in water that was 5C off the “right” temperature.

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Why, as a species, did we let these people convince us that we needed to decide which of six temperature settings was “right” for our socks?

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Every single person involved in the “design” of washing machine controls should be rounded up and shot in front of their families.

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thisischristina “scientists” pic.twitter.com/9nCkRKofbv

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@yinettesys Well it’s about time, because 2013 was just so dull and empty on that front.

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Miley Cyrus’ new music video is just two dogs having sex in an alley

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Both those posts are part of an annual ritual that’s probably past its use-by date. Most of my writing is elsewhere these days.

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New blog post: “Fine posts for 2013, such that they are”, being what I think was better. stilgherrian.com/blogging/fine-…

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New blog post: “Most popular posts of 2013”, well, from my blogue anyway. stilgherrian.com/blogging/most-…

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A list of things US emergency rooms have removed from people in 2013, “sorted by orifice, working south”. deadspin.com/what-did-we-ge… HT @ozdj

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ozdj What’s better than a region-free DVD player? instagram.com/p/iZzvTIB82c/

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Fri plan, draft: A day of pottering around tidying up various loose ends, with intermittent coffee, wine and other distractions.

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@R_Chirgwin @garystark I’m fairly sure that’s about as far as you should take this particular line of inquiry.

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Hello and welcome to the Fridayest Monday in the history of Mondays. Or vice versa. Please give me something to put in my mouth.

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@leftventricleau Yeah I’m not sure that I have all my faculties. But I have survived, yes.

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Thu plan: There is no plan, apart from slothing around the house. This is a good plan.

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Well I think I successfully avoided Christmas for another year.

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The final bus journey has ended. The final errand has been running. I am approaching wine on foot. Sneaking up on it unawares.

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Too many errands today. So I am now approaching wine at the speed of a bus.

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@ajhill_alan @elronxenu Alright, maybe it was a soprano sax, but either way it should be banned.

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Drugs and a Christmas hug. That’s proper medical care.

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I am one with the antlered creature.

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CLIFF RICHARD “WINTER WONDERLAND” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS PLANET.

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“REJOICE REJOICE EMMANUEL” DOES NOT NEED TO BE EQUIPPED WITH DOO-WOP BACKING SINGERS.

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I am going to ask my doctor for better drugs to cope with these shit Christmas carols.

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THEY ARE PLAYING “LITTLE DRUMMER BOY” ON A MUTED COR ANGLAIS AND ALSO JAZZ TRUMPET IT IS WORSE THAT HITLER.

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The people need more serious judging. With a broken broom handle.

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Judging people. Well, they purport to be people.

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@deejbah Oh not MY antlers. I am sitting near the Antlers of Patience. They are always beguiling.

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Beguiled by the antlers.

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I don’t normally retweet the compliments, @kofeyh, but I wanted to preserve the “polite rant” comment. That doesn’t happen often.

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kofeyh A jolly polite rant from @stilgherrian - zdnet.com/copper-conditi… - sumerisies the points (cluster-fuck) that is new thinking, nicely.

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@ssharwood We must be strong, Simon. Our species shall endure.

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The other day I heard the tragic news that the White Cockatoo Hotel at Petersham no longer has its Schnitzelbistro. Sad.

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cjjc Nigella: more shocking revelations… pic.twitter.com/UUFeZ2UqOn

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Being trolled by cockatoos.

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Tue plan: Administrivia; errands Enmore, Sydney CBD; 1215 medico, Darlo; lunch (where?); 1400 meeting; yet more errands; an evening of wine.

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Well I suppose I should eventually switch into the appropriate mood for the season.

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@jeamland @chrisjrn You’re really over-thinking this…

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Dubai was all just a practical joke after all

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@chrisjrn Well that’s what I just did, pretty much.

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I’ve just caught up on all my Weekly Wrap blog posts at stilgherrian.com, but I won’t bother linking individually to them all.

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@JanJoostBouwman @mrtiedt Oh dear. I didn’t notice that. One step at a time, I guess…

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TumblrTXT I wore my leg hair with pride yesterday at a Birthday and forced every guy to Touch it because fuck you

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Tue plan, draft: Administrivia; train to CBD; haircut; 1215 medico (routine); lunch (where?); 1400 meeting; many errands; evening of wine.

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mrtiedt Did man really go to the moon? NOBODY KNOWS @kcarruthers @Kevin_Ashton @DoktorZoom @Wonkette bit.ly/1a3KLIX pic.twitter.com/WyL2cuXfcQ

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Tuesday. Being trolled by random fauna. Disgruntled.

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@TheStallion88 To be honest, I don’t think it’s about party politics. It’s about setting good long-term targets and trusting the engineers.

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@TheStallion88 Thanks very much. It frustrates me that the politicians are quibbling over the details and forgetting the big picture.

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Sweating like a pig. A pig made of sweat, but without a pig in it.

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Transition complete.

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The Transition proceeds according to schedule.

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@expectproblems “Monsieur Pasteur’s Improved Bovine De-Farter”

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@expectproblems Milk is essentially cow-juice with the farts pasteurised out.

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This all seems eerily familiar.

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Beginning The Transition.

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bitcoin_txt is there any bitcoin chan or something like that?

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Preparing for The Transition.

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Watching an odd and distinctly out of place little dance. Curious.

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If that just means “beer” then I think even less of your planet than before.

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@Tilaurin @JohnBirmingham May I suggest “Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse” from @expectproblems? It’s KINDA good… youtube.com/watch?v=08rESA…

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explanoit We’d be lucky if a sucker was only born once a minute. If that were true we’d be living in a scifi utopia with sexbots and no-hangover beer.

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bitcoin_txt For the first time in our lifetimes we are dealing with a Currency that encourages us to be conscious of our Consumption.

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I think it’s worth reminding people that this is what startup people do when left to their own devices. valleywag.gawker.com/startups-humil…

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“Giant Christmas goat”?

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ReprieveAU Seeking Vietnamese speaking law students for a special assignment. Email seasia.coordinator@reprieve.org.au for further details.

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RT @PointZeroOne: so many goats. [I know it can be overwhelming. Just start at one end, and take rest breaks as you need them.]

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RT @BlogsofWar: Afghans set up Belgium protest camp goo.gl/ynyZtZ [Yeah about time someone did something about Belgium.]

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Eating with a Splayd, partying like it’s 1979.

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People celebrating their status as independent thinkers unsullied by religious dogma with a joke festival from a TV show.

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expectproblems Beaches are basically just really badly maintained pools with bonus poisonous things.

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johnb78 About to go to Australia. Hoping I won’t get interned, separated from my family and resettled on a malarial rock. Just kidding, I’m white.

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I never even knew that ducks WERE a dynastic society until this week.

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RT @Lyall: I’d be smug if I was an oversized kingfisher that ate snakes. [Fair point.]

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“Det Sen-Constable McKinnon alleged the incident was fuelled by alcohol.” Uhuh.

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“A man allegedly bit off part of another man’s ear after an argument over kittens escalated,” as they do. geelongadvertiser.com.au/news/geelong/a…

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SHUT UP KOOKABURRAS YOU SMUG FUCKING TROLL BIRDS.

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AstroKatie Utah compared ER visits + jail ($16,670) for homeless vs apartment + case worker ($11,000) & decided to be frugal: nationswell.com/one-state-trac…

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ben_hr Pedestrian may not have fully thought this through… or maybe they havepic.twitter.com/7PCiZDtp4Q4Q

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AstroKatie America. RT @calestous: Paid maternal leave around the world- pic.twitter.com/7lFrgkED9Y via @Amazing_Maps

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GreenJ The rest of you can go as fast as you like pic.twitter.com/cj8INwc1oV

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I see that The America has tuned into “60 Minutes” so they can shout at it again. Well done.

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RSAsecurity RSA categorically denies it entered into secret agreement to weaken ow.ly/s0c0q

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spikelynch And they knelt and paid him homage, and offered him gifts of beta-carotene, salt, and monosodium glutamate.
—the Adoration of the Maggi

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Vice_Is_Hip ‘I think I can really make a difference’ - Why Robert Downey Jr wants to adopt himself

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoins teaches us how to Value Real things.

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jeanburgess If “only 2 out of 10 customers get their Australian passport application right the first time,” SHOUTY INSTRUCTIONS may not be the answer

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@snerdish Isn’t that a “Lost in Space” episode?

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RT @lukehopewell: “Intimate cocktail briefing at CES” sounds like an invitation to get roofied. [So where can I get one of these invites?]

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