Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 4th, 2013

Herring1967 If you can get that much for pig semen, think how much human semen must be worth. Been chucking mine away. I feel like that bitcoin bloke.

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

johnthelutheran .@MichaelPDeacon How much does £45m-worth of pig semen amount to in volume? Think @itvnews need to follow up on this. @TimGattITV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip We convinced Danny McBride to come out, even though he’s not gay

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

On the North Shore without adult supervision.

via Plume for Android

I would never resort to subtweeting.

via Plume for Android

bitcoin_txt People are sheep and just need time to adopt Bitcoin…What we need is a few good shepherds.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Christ he’s an idiot.

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He’s trying so hard to justify this bullshit but it won’t work.

via Plume for Android

sylmobile Oh, gawd… I just realised this is the future.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Don’t pay any attention to that cunt.

via Plume for Android

AndrewPStreet A graphical breakdown of the bands replacing Blur at Big Day Out, for your convenience & edification @SydneyTimeOut sydneyland.au.timeout.com/2013/12/04/rep…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

ghostwhowrites RT @biggayicecream: I’m baffled by this MTA campaign. Tell me how to feel pic.twitter.com/S78h492HQo

via Echofon (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

McAfee something something something lion instagram.com/p/hfGOFwiFhh/

via Instagram

charispalmer I think this pretty much sums the ABC debate up (from @AndrewCatsaras) - Essential Research poll from August pic.twitter.com/k4KpCKotpp

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

SnarkyPlatypus ‘A journal of clickbait and feelings’

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Being judged because I noted how the camera in the Samsung smart watch could be used to make awesome porn.

via Plume for Android

@ssharwood @timfdavis Ditto. Despite appearances, I’m not really a party whore. Mostly.

via Plume for Android in reply to ssharwood

Accidentally all the wines.

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@timfdavis I don’t recall seeing an invitation from EMC / RSA yet, but I’m crap at email.

via Plume for Android in reply to timfdavis

@timfdavis @jonoabroad Your comment has been passed on and judged as bitchy.

via Plume for Android in reply to timfdavis

10. 3D printing offers another vector for crime. The end.

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8. Authentication goes mainstream with biometrics and risk-based behaviour analysis. 9. Distributed data causes confusion, user frustration.

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6. All things cybercrime and privacy related continue to be challenging. 7. Enterprise app stores become the norm…

via Plume for Android

3. Legislative and compliance issues take hold. 4. Understanding the software defined data centre. 5. The Internet of things comes of age…

via Plume for Android

Here’s the Symantec Pacific predictions for 2014. 1. The Big Data Bang is here. 2. Closing the information management skills gap…

via Plume for Android

Symantec’s Brenton Smith says we all seem to be reading more this year. I think he’s right.

via Plume for Android

The Symantec lunch is about to begin instagram.com/p/heyuDHCFnC/

via Instagram

GrogsGamut Pretty clear the GDP figures were below expectations pic.twitter.com/f81tTWqsZV

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Attempts to characterise my day’s schedule as “six hours of drinking” are completely inappropriate. There’s a half-hour gap.

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kapravel probably the saddest graph ever shown in a CS conference. pic.twitter.com/RWBnTSJ2ip

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

GreenJ whose idea was this perpetual journalism conference? seems to have been in session for the past 20 years.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

@justjjoke Yes, it does seem to be an ongoing story, but the timing is exquisite.

via Plume for Android in reply to justjjoke

expectproblems He got drunk again and the reindeer, furious, left the belligerent cunt up there. pic.twitter.com/u0qz11dVEw

via iOS (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

dsearls Thoughts about : The Truth in breaking news is all scaffolding. In fact, everything we know is scaffolding, all the way down.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

liamvhogan What if you were a spy and you didn’t know, how embarrassing pic.twitter.com/q1mct6ueGk

via iOS (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Correspondence retrieved from the office of the Honourable Christopher Pyne, MP, Minister for Education” kingstribune.com/index.php?opti…

via Janetter for Mac

IN FIFTEEN MINUTES I WILL BE LEAVING TO CATCH THE TRAIN BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER RORT THE CABCHARGE VOUCHERS.

via Janetter for Mac

martinkelner Always makes me laugh. Just in case you’ve never seen it: Enid Blyton’s least popular novel.. pic.twitter.com/2FICITHtCm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:43 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @chris23: “Ever wanted your own botnet of flying drones? SkyJack can help.” ars.to/1cTlH9N [Well that didn’t take long.]

via Janetter for Mac

@dobes I’ve never trusted comets. They’re the Christopher Pyne of asteroids.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to dobes

Well there’s the entire tech and startup world encapsulated in two retweets.

via Janetter for Mac

ssharwood The whole startup worship thing shits me. Now Forbes is doing startup fashion guides. FFS. Shark, jumped. forbes.com/sites/forbesst…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

jendudley A smart bra to stop emotional overeating? Microsoft has finally made wearable tech unappealing. bbc.in/1bGuYFr

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Now gathered at @ZDNet, “IT Security in the Snowden Era” with quite a few fine stories. zdnet.com/topic-it-secur…

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@franksting I believe the words you’re looking for are “fair and balanced”.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to franksting

Oh look! An “Aussie spooks do good” story has suddenly appeared! Entirely by coincidence, obviously. smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Wed plan: 1200 Symantec end-of-year lunch, Sydney CBD; 1500 McAfee in the Park, Royal Botanic Gardens; remainder TBA.

via Janetter for Mac

FNfromFairyland THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE JOURNALISTING PULL UP THE DRAWBRIDGE THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE COMING I CAN HEAR THEIR TWITTER STOP UP YOU EARS WITH WAX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Talk about self-obsessed.

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I’m just coming up to speed on the penetrating insights of the day. Glorious stuff, and cheaper than cocaine.

via Janetter for Mac

Vice_Is_Hip “What IS this?” - Find out what happened when we tried to convince Salman Rushdie that GTA V was Thomas Pynchon’s latest novel

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip ‘Argon is so over’ - we chatted elements with Minsk’s hippest biochemists

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Dec 4th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Has anyone come up with better logic overnight than “ASIO did something therefore something something illegal something police state”?

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@ssharwood Apparently some nations even have concepts like mateship and respond robustly in times of trouble.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to ssharwood

Do they even have mattresses in Jakarta?

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Grit is a trump card, apparently.

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Weddlesday! It is! It is! It is!

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