Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 10th, 2013

danger5tv The Danger 5 team are out and about on a Tues. Every 20 New Followers @SimplyNatasa gets, they all do a shot. Its up to you guys now.

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

No, I’ve had enough.

via Janetter for Mac

s_bridges Who’s running the book on when Kevin Andrews beats Abbott in a leadership spill? I’ll take March 14, 2015.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Comic Relief has £630,000 of shares in BAE Systems, so there’s that. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-252730…

via Janetter for Mac

@jturner_ibrs Get SwiftKeys. You’ never want to use an iOS device again.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to jturner_ibrs

@givemethecure Thanks. I am constantly astounded by the curious things I hear.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to givemethecure

@givemethecure I can understand the theory, but OH are all overheards. I keep strange company.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to givemethecure

Wait, we’re allowed to hit child care workers now?

via Janetter for Mac

kcarruthers Gold! RT @latikambourke: Govt leaks against Holden. Then demands Holden clarify its intentions due to damage caused by Govt leaks.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

ginblossom I don’t understand Japanese. However, I hope this guy is publicly apologising for crimes against hair.. pic.twitter.com/wL3PFGznWD

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

OH: “Gerard Henderson is like a lettuce leaf.”

via Janetter for Mac

petstarr FACT: it is physically impossible for a TV current affairs reporter to describe something as “cute” without adding “cuddly” afterwards.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

dfpiii We’d to well to remember that Scotland’s wet weather is our best defence against the fire goblins who covet our haggis @stilgherrian

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

dfpiii Brilliant strategy - except that both in Kosovo and Iraq the smog users lost. Oh - and nobody’s planning to attack China @stilgherrian

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Singapore round of TPP talks has flopped, US has over-played its hand, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2013/12/10/lea…

via Janetter for Mac

CMDThai pic of redshirts w snipers / redshirts threaten to shoot protesters w whistles that rally infront of provincial hall pic.twitter.com/Q4FsvSFqyQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Photo reconnaissance equipment employed by satellites, unmanned aerial vehicles and reconnaissance vehicles would be rendered useless.”

via Janetter for Mac

“Smog? It bolsters military defence, says Chinese nationalist newspaper” scmp.com/news/china/art…

via Janetter for Mac

@calsamson Episodes of “Rake” are a bit special.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to calsamson

@danger5tv Oh there you are. Hello. I’ve just introduced @SnarkyPlatypus to series 1. Break a leg for 2!

via Janetter for Mac

anajenkins After a year’s loan to the US, Michelangelo’s David returns to Italy. pic.twitter.com/TlZWlk08Lv

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

wilshipley Who was the ad genius who thought, “Let’s have a schlubby luddite talk about how he likes Microsoft tablets!” pic.twitter.com/ctyIy353R2

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

SnarkyPlatypus Perpetuating the Doge meme should be punishable by being fired into the sun.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@glengyron Thank you. God will surely punish you.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to glengyron

BeschlossDC Mr. Nixon was not likely pleased with the advance man who enabled this Disneyland photo op: pic.twitter.com/88JMp84BSA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

People of Earth, please run your eyes down the headlines on this page and consider your fate. kernelmag.com

via Janetter for Mac

Apropos of nothing in particular, in NSW bestiality will get you 14 years in the slammer. austlii.edu.au/au/legis/nsw/c…

via Janetter for Mac

I don’t know why you’re surprised I’m on the North Shore. I’m a tolerant man, you stupid pricks.

via Plume for Android

Alighted at Chatswood.

via Plume for Android

Approaching Chatswood.

via Plume for Android

Yawning. In other news, all the Pinot Noir.

via Plume for Android

firstdogonmoon watching with the sound off and looking away from the screen - quite informative

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Buttplug with unprocessed heroin instagram.com/p/huWkXoCFun/

via Instagram

Also have Andrew Dimech, head of IT at Australian Nuclear Science and Technology Organisation (ANSTO). They get 35% of revenue commercially.

via Tweetbot for iOS

On Melbourne Cop Day they also had a $104 million super draw in the lotto. So, you know, no calls that day.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Matthew Maw, CTO of the Tatts Group, is running through some of their stats. 20M calls to call centre a year, 10,500 physical sites.

via Tweetbot for iOS

VMware’s Duncan Bennett says 2014 will be hen we really understand that the cloud is about providing IT as a Service.

via Tweetbot for iOS

The VMware l(a)unch is about to begin instagram.com/p/huO4C_CFjN/

via Instagram

@ApostrophePong Yes, I’ve noted the army’s restraint so far. It’ll be interesting to see what happen after the vote though.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ApostrophePong

mrtiedt Just look at those blasted boomers. RT @GIFs: d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/8…

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

dannolan hey look pic.twitter.com/knTcAxGGPy

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

It is 31.5C and I hate you.

via Tweetbot for iOS

bernietb I’m going down a very dark rabbit hole now: stopsmartmeters.com.au

via MetroTwit (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@mattcdef2000 @Colvinius @Salon I’m guessing you haven’y met Cyndi and Cy, the CyberTwins? Or Cypher Sam? nsa.gov/kids/

via Janetter for Mac in reply to mattcdef2000

RT @ApostrophePong: Rare fog in I’m sure this is not smog instagram.com/p/huChIBvGAe/ [It’s a bit brown…]

via Janetter for Mac

NewtonMark “… all of the ticket inspectors involved acted reasonably, in accordance with company policy.” Ah, found the problemarseh.at/4i74E9

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

profdavidflint Reading @corybernardi’s very well researched & argued new book The Conservative Revolution from @connorcourt. He is clearly a future leader

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

SnarkyPlatypus What is Bob Ellis’ obsession with sharing women?

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

newscomauHQ A mild-mannered Aussie has been banned from playing darts for the second year running because he looks like Jesus. | bit.ly/1f2Dwo9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

chrisberg why do people keep lying to newspoll

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

TlfTravelAlerts Big shout out to the warrior-priests who patrol our tunnels at night and keep us all safe. They’re the real heroes. Thanks guys.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@ssharwood Ah yes, was it @Colgo who guessed that? He’s a smart chap.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to ssharwood

What was this one, @ssharwood? I can’t see it on your Twitters. pic.twitter.com/5UZKXWtNGW

via Janetter for Mac

melvillehouse Wondering what to get that special someone in your life? A book. Get them a damn book. It’s not hard.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:51 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Coalition trailing 52-48 TPP in Newspoll, you say? Goodness.

via Janetter for Mac

expectproblems Just realised I’ve kinda grown to sorta like the iOS 7 colour scheme. So this is what Stockholm Syndrome feels like…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

joshgnosis Poe’s Law. I really can’t tell if this is satire or not. bit.ly/1e1IXYg

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

JournalistsLike Everyone in movies and TV has been reading the same newspaper for 20 years. pic.twitter.com/0njE8xREYy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @gattaca: Oz Government: TPP papers will stay secret bitly.com/J53T2P [Yes. Yes, they will stay secret. Wishing REALLY hard here.]

via Janetter for Mac

But soon Senator Ian MacDonald found a particularly juicy skink, and he soon forgot about The Greens, and even the custard, and was happy.

via Janetter for Mac

Senator Ian MacDonald pondered these facts, and realised that he has never seen The Greens eating custard. It was a conundrum.

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“No, no more custard for you,” Senator Ian MacDonald was told. “Custard is Hitler.”

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“Short snort”, said Senator Ian MacDonald. “Can I have some more custard? I love custard. All my thinking is based on it!”

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At night, Senator Ian MacDonald can be found snuffling about in the shrubs at the side of freeways. He lives on grubs and small lizards.

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Senator Ian MacDonald is now a methane-powered hot-air balloon, used primarily for expeditions hunting feral pigs in the outback.

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Senator Ian MacDonald was a solicitor, so “learned” logic. He once said that GetUp! was the Hitler Youth branch of The Greens.

via Janetter for Mac

Senator Ian MacDonald was chosen by the people of Queensland to understand and decide upon important issues on our behalf. Yay.

via Janetter for Mac

Dear Senator Ian MacDonald: “It doesn’t make sense to me” is not “It doesn’t make sense”. Fallacy of argument by personal ignorance.

via Janetter for Mac

Senator Ian MacDonald talking to someone recovering from chemotherapy for cancer: “See? You’re fine. What a waste of drugs.”

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Senator Ian MacDonald watching the Moon landings on TV: “I thought you said this was going to take a huge effort.”

via Janetter for Mac

Maybe the Holden factory was exposed to games.

via Janetter for Mac

ben_hr In light of the polls I think I should start a leadership speculation Tumblr. All contributions welcome

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Hey South Australia, there was a time you’d be embarrassed to peddle pseudo-scientific bullshit. pic.twitter.com/Da0igWwxeL HT @dannolan

via Janetter for Mac

Boat race disruptor averts deportation to Australia [great!]… because Australia is racism [um, oh]. abc.net.au/news/2013-12-1…

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Tue plan, draft: Start writing for @CSO_Australia; 1200 VMware l(a)unch, Circular Quay; finish writing; evening TBA, but I can guess.

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I’m sticking a Tuesday into it.

via Plume for Android

I am a fluffy enabler.

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