Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 12th, 2013

Wait. So Goatse is a jihadist recruitment tool? Is what why they now offer email?

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aprica \o/ – According to thCJ Advocate General thon Directive is incompatible with the Charter of Fundamental RightsGds

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@iand @dannolan For the moment, I choose to believe.

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It’s like throwing the jihad down the hallway!

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“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time.”

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“In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important,” so… well, you’ll see. memri.org/clip_transcrip… HT @dannolan

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Oh wait. No, that tweet wasn’t related to the Kasparov retweet thing.

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So Joe Hockey is learning the tongue thing from Tony Abbott? THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER THE PARLIAMENT. cdn.theglobalmail.org/cache/7b/12/7b…

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ddowza I’m the Gary Kasparov of cunnilingus baby, I can only be beaten by machines. At least until that FUCKING NORWEGIAN showed up

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nicilind Beetroot.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @NewtonMark: The trains are still running, I think. arseh.at/4i88 [Nice work, @jonkudelka.]

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leighsales I’m a sucker for the end of year wraps, “best of” photos, lists etc. Just when you think you’ve seen Miley twerking for the last time …

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SimonCopland I wonder what year it will be when a future PM has to get up and deliver an apology to asylum seekers in Parliament.

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Vice_Is_Hip I spent a day exploring Gwyneth Paltrow

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How to change your IP address the proper way. clientsfromhell.net/post/696919471…

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@R_Chirgwin @mpesce That’s not so much “glass half empty thinking” but “we’re all going to die of dehydration”.

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Well, there’s any potential for allegations of political bias in the management of the Museum of Australian Democracy quashed. Arsehats.

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jamesmassola A former Liberal Minister, David Kemp, has replaced a former Labor staffer, Barrie Cassidy, as chair of the OPH advisory council.

via Echofon (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

dobes One step closer to a true Boat-phone RT @joshgnosis: NBN Co’s cost per premises passed is now an operational matter.

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joshgnosis Here’s a comparison of the different costs and timings for the NBN. I mainly wrote it so I’ll have a reference. zd.net/1f8ZLZQ

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cxi Deuteronomy, it’s like Astronomy… for dudes!

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It used to be NORAD that ran the Santa tracker, @jimmyville, so this amuses me.

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RT @jimmyville: Follow Santa on his journey around the world with Google’s Santa Tracker: google.com/santatracker [That’s interesting…]

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glengyron Maybe if we punched more kids Holden would have stayed.

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

firstdogonmoon tony, suffer the little children doesn’t mean what you think it means

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FionaKatauskas I’m really not sure about the Govt’s strategy of distracting attention from one stuffup by stuffing up elsewhere

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kcarruthers Eek! RT @csoghoian: Israeli surveillance vendor Verint offers service to locate any GSM phone in the world. kcar.me/1iWw3Nn

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“These pants are oppressive.” Yeah, I should try that one some time, matey.

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“You all need to drink three bottles of wine tonight,” he says, undoing his flies.

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TheKouk For the last 30 years, Australia has had a mix of good economic management & good economic luck. One if not both are now fading or reversing

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

firstdogonmoon seriously tony stop talking until next year you are wasting all the good stuff i can’t keep up

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RT @joshgnosis: I’ll be on @RNmediareport at 5:30pm today discussing the review. [Live stream at abc.net.au/radionational/ and ABC apps.]

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marrowing whomsoever make a parody account of bernard keane strongly implying that he is a brony shall have my eternal love

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

altmed_txt Animals weren’t put on this earth to eat; our bodies were meant to live an average of 300 yrs instead of 100 and off nothing but pure energy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

bitcoin_txt What kind of racist piece of crap writes an article opening with “Welcome to Bitcoinistan”? You just lost your job your idiot.

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RT @LatikaQT: Eric Abetz says Labor not passing its legislation is the worst abuse seen in the Chamber. [Oh get a grip, Erica!]

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jamesjdominguez “An unexpected error has occurred…” Well, of course. It’s not like they run to a schedule.

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“Coalition NBN could reach gigabit speeds by [wait for it…] 2030”, writes @bengrubb smh.com.au/it-pro/governm…

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I bow to @JohnBirmingham’s superior knowledge of Chechen bordellos.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus Mistletoe without a kiss is like a computer without Office 365, according to Microsoft. [Office 365 = sexual harassment?]

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WSJ Breaking: Former Thai premier Abhisit Vejjajiva formally indicted on murder charges over 2010 military crackdown. on.wsj.com/1kBvS5o

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dobes “I didn’t like the NBN, it had pointy knees”

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I’m in too much pain to think and write, but I can still retweet shit.

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pacoid OH: “hipster start-up trash”

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The cucumber should help too.

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Arranging the delivery of powerful drugs. No drone required.

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iain_chalmers @terencehuynh @stilgherrian That explains all the Mazda branded mechanicals in our Ford Laser - it’s an illegally-gay-married-car!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

terencehuynh ABC comment re:same-sex marriage: “It’s like saying that you are going to put a Ford Logo on a Toyota. It’s Copyright protected!”

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Renegotiating the “truth”.

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scottsues Lighten up guys, Abbott is only advocating smacking kids not imprisoning them in a tropical jungle with only 500mL of water per day.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

feed_the_chooks Who wants my feelings about “Love Actually” going cheap, guys

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@havyatt @joshgnosis I’m downloading documents now, but will be reading and writing for the next couple hours.

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SnarkyPlatypus Worst Socialist Paradise Ever RT @eleanorbloom: Turnbull says we lived in a “socialist paradise” under Gillard and Rudd.

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OH: “How many cucumbers do you need?” “[Long pause] My mind is just a cesspool…”

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jturner_ibrs app security model seems to rest on users saying “no” to apps that all their friends use.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@havyatt Yep, someone at the external PR firm. No content to the email apart from the attached .docx

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KagroX It’s possible terrorists are communicating through a universal dream state. I propose NSA pay me to nap every day from 1-3pm & check it out.

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Subject: “CCC Strat Review Media Release Template.docx”

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joshgnosis Jason Clare has released what he calls “the real strategic review” but I call “the Braue documents”

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How many percent is “deuce”?

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Someone should also tell NBN Co that “exponential” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

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Apparently I have to match the amount of speed to my needs. This should end well then.

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RT @joshgnosis: NBN Co has now produced an animated video explaining the strategic review. bit.ly/1drA3i4 []

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Full decision of the High Court of Australia on the ACT’s Marriage Equality (Same Sex) Act 2013. austlii.edu.au/au/cases/cth/H…

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franksting Very Soon. Much expected RT @CareysEvilTwin: Can we have an estimate of when that “doge” meme will go away?

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SenatorLudlam is in real trouble. this is planned obsolescence on an extraordinary scale

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joshgnosis As a side note, the Cisco Telepresence connection from Parliament to NBN Co broke down twice during the NBN presentation. Insert joke here.

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@Captainturtle Oh ta, but I don’t think I’ll be writing about it, at least not any time soon.

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If only you could stab people through the internet.

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@Captainturtle Hah! Just maybe, yes. But I’ll be coming up top speed on all this late today.

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Elmo_Keep Still time for the worst news of the year! Via @KirstenDrysdale: s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12…

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@elronxenu It’s only six paragraphs and quite clear.

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@Captainturtle Wouldn’t that be illegal? Certainly there are pricing controls on the telco side.

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THE ZEITGEIST CAN ONLY BE IMPROVED BY SHOUTING LOUDER INTO THE ECHO CHAMBER.

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I AM BOTH THE ZEITGEIST AND THE ECHO CHAMBER.

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benpobjie Masters of tantric sex only wish they could achieve an orgasm as intense as Paul Sheehan does when writing about a Liberal MP.

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High Court of Australia embroiled in siding with Constitution and Law instead of feels scandal.

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marshontap Japanese operator Tonami to overbuild HFC network with GPON FTTP. voicendata.com/voice-data/new…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

PrivacyPunk if anyone really thinks that Abbott is worried by your disapproval, smoke more of that hippy shit

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@Captainturtle Yes, but the wholesale provider of connectivity is Telstra. Foxtel sell TV, BigPond sells connectivity, tho there’s packages.

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Vice_Is_Hip “That’s the worst one” - We gave Andre 3000 LSD and forced him to draw detailed pictures of every single scene in Back To The Future III

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@kd__ Couldn’t answer that, I haven’t read the full document yet.

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@Captainturtle Hardly. The cables are owned by Telstra and Optus.

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“Turnbull’s $41 Billion NBN Budget Black Hole”? Too early?

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Pollytics The awkard reality of having to bring Turnbull’s NBN back “on-balance-sheet” for the budget. It cant stay off book with those returns

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Fake_NBNCo There is no SLA on promises, sorry.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

All those fact-like statements re NBN were via @joshgnosis’ report. zdnet.com/turnbull-break…

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michaelneale @stilgherrian thankfully there is that change.org petition to oust the government! Otherwise we could be stuck with them forever

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“NBN Co will now work on a new statement of expectations, and a new corporate plan to be approved before 1 July 2014.” So there you go.

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“Turnbull said broken promise due to Coalition not having access to the full detail of the state of the company prior to the election.”

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“Review claims that under current forecast, only 22% would have had access to 25Mbps by 2016, and only 57% to 50Mbps or 100Mbps by 2019.”

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“~43% of premises will have access to 25Mbps download speeds at end of 2016, and 91% of premises will have access to 50Mbps by end of 2019.”

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“NBN Co has said it will be unable to deliver 25Mbps to all Australians by the end of 2016…”

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“A mixture of technologies including FTTN and use of existing hybrid-fibre coaxial will help save an estimated AU$32B [off AU$73B].”

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“The strategic review… paints a dire picture of the state of the existing rollout.”

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“Turnbull breaks NBN promise: Less than half to get 25Mbps in 2016”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/turnbull-break…

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“Cricket Explained By An American (Who’s Never Seen Cricket)”, good despite BuzzFeedity. buzzfeed.com/awesomer/crick…

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ftcreature ‘Scuse me… Your kitten printer is running out of toner. pic.twitter.com/NNhYpkKWXl

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Perhaps we could have a sequel to “Run Lola Run” starring Tones. [“Logan’s Run”, surely?]

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zackster How do I know this stuff? I used to be the lead developer for Telstra’s web based GIS for the copper network, *cough* cobwebs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

zackster DA’s aren’t circular, they are oddly shaped, irregular zones, 500m isn’t as the crow flies either

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zackster just a thought on FTTN, Telstra has more DA’s (distribution areas, sub zones inside an exchange) than the suggested number of nodes

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Replicating analogue voice on FttN ‘may not be sensible’: NBN Co”, writes @zyzzyvamedia zdnet.com/replicating-an…

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“‘Unknown’ quality Telstra copper 4-6x costlier than FTTP: NBN Co”, writes @zyzzyvamedia zdnet.com/unknown-qualit…

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Perhaps Abbott is warming us up for when Brandis’ Freedoms and Feelings Review restores the right of masters to beat their servants.

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If the CEO of a company advocated assaulting children he’d be gone by lunchtime. So a new Liberal Party leader to be chosen this afternoon?

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Who else can we smack?

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jonkudelka Yeah, too far.

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jonkudelka 50 Shades Of Tony

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Right. I need to finish my thing for @CSO_Australia and then find something to be angry about for @zdnetaustralia.

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evcricket @jonkudelka Smacking paints you into a corner as one day your kids are going to be stronger. Psychological torture safer.

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TheCIC Naval Power: We chart out the current balance of naval power between Pacific countries opencanada.org/features/the-t… pic.twitter.com/PFlRalQZt8

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BernardKeane Holden’s Mike Devereux on the carbon price in 2011 - irrelevant, and could even be applied to petrol without concerns bit.ly/lW3fMj

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I see that quite a number of you have Christopher Pyne feelings and quickly assert that this is perfectly normal, Your Honour.

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I want to smack Christopher Pyne.

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RT @DanielOCnr: @stilgherrian Pssht, silly twitter man, children are possessions not autonomous humans! [Oh yes, sorry.]

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“There are MY children, so I can assault them because that’s my right as a MAN.” Medieval fucking arsehole.

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Hed should be “PM admits to hitting children”, I reckon. Saying they’re “his” is not the point, right? smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Vice_Is_Hip How Sean Paul’s music is killing Canada’s bee population

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

CatherineDeveny Should women be spanked? pic.twitter.com/RG1VkEBBe6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Is Keating on? He is. Just undoing my pants now.

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KerriSackville No-one should have to listen to a recorder concert before noon.
Or at all, really.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RidT NSA spying “obviously for economic advantage,” @ggreenwald tells svt.se — If that’s so “obvious,” why not go report it out properly?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

I feel for @joshgnosis and the others locked in the Malcolm-Ziggy NBN dungeon right now.

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TatteredRemnant @stilgherrian Smacks happen

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

To difficult children, difficult things happen.

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Although to properly mirror Abbott’s original comment, that should probably be…

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stephenWalt Isn’t kind of astonishing, and disgusting, that GITMO is STILL open? It took less time to defeat Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Difficult things happen to difficult children.

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“Tony Abbott says ‘gentle smack’ can be good for children”, presumably also Indonesia. abc.net.au/news/2013-12-1…

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pourmecoffee Yes, this puffin has some regrets but wouldn’t change a thing about its life (Photo: Christian Schweiger/Solent News) pic.twitter.com/aq4dPbbdG9

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“CommBank says customers will immediately be able to use NFC baked into the Samsung Galaxy S4”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/News/367363,co…

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ajbarnett75 Gorgeous shot by Airline Captain, Karim Nafatni, taken 35,000 feet above the Indian Ocean pic.twitter.com/UJR9hIXCFu - @MeredithFrost

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

jonkudelka The V12 Palmersaurus Rex Turbo Diesel.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

HardSciFiMovies Using technology a man is imbued with superhuman strength and stamina. He is stripped of all his Tour de France medals.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@dannolan Important detail: Was the light flashing or steady?

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@Asher_Wolf Oh no dramas. I’m now just curious as to how you linked it to me. [Shrugs.]

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RT @vealmince: Half-arsed hyperboles are one of the worst things ever wp.me/pp2I-gn [Agreed. Always use fully-arsed hyperbole.]

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KoryStamper Dear Correspondent: I’m sorry that this definition is based on written evidence for this word and not on your personal feelings & issues.

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@dannolan Keep up the good work, Soldier. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

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I have no idea who Paul Walker is, but apparently cyber scams.

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riskybusiness Press releases about “cyber scammers” exploiting Paul Walker’s death for clicks are very meta. Exploiting exploitation for media coverage!

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So the curry and all that wine was probably the best* idea we’ve ever had, ever.

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@dannolan I saw a tree. And a flower. I’m going to eat an apple soon.

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Well this “Western liberal democracy” thing seems to be chugging along just fine.

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hawleyrose Here is Joe Hockey yesterday railing against the wasteful extravagance of … four hours off to donate bloodpic.twitter.com/mKVDPc2QaXaX

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dannolan The San Francisco Startup Community Mentality, Everyone! pic.twitter.com/1yzBwVNL57

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snerdish How can you complain about being poor or unemployed or homeless when you still have spare organs you thieving parasites

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@Asher_Wolf Er, no, I had nothing to do with that story.

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Standing up was successful, eventually.

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jaseellis hahahaha @djhidero2: デカいねー(゚o゚;;
RT”@theemmdubb: @linuxuser3 @Nyxxisnite @phil_nicholas lol pic.twitter.com/oVpEQMCr7c

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@domknight Oh. For some reason, it was decided that “Up” would be auto-capitalised. Excellent.

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RT @domknight @stilgherrian as opposed to attempting stand-Up [Quite so.]

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Attempting to stand up.

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alexismadrigal “Fungal is the new viral.” - @faketv, via @thegarance

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Thu plan, draft: A day of writing, for @CSO_Australia and @zdnetaustralia; destroy Australia’s manufacturing industries; a light dinner.

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NewtonMark Okay, , bring it on.

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Theeeeeeersday. Errrrrr.

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Collapsing into laughter and custard.

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snookca Off by one error.

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bitcoin_txt I suppose you are one of those members of fiat money cult, aren’t you?

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RT @oberonsghost: @SnarkyPlatypus *sends booze* [Yes, we were just discussing that. Another bottle is needed.]

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@fuzheado Hah! I love the “statistics” in that piece? But Jesus-as-cover-boy in America? I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

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jstogdill Remember on Lost in Space when the robot would command “Will, retreat to the filter bubble!” That’s advice to live by.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:22 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

csoghoian Pro-tip for Google and other tech companies: If you don’t want the NSA piggybacking on your infrastructure, encrypt everything.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:21 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

TumblrTXT Does anyone else just sorta sit there and wonder “What the hell does sexual desire feel like, anyways?”

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@fuzheado I admire your uniquely American ability to be polite to arsehats. ;)

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@HarbordLawns @fuzheado That’s the weirdest leap of logic I’ve seen all night. Also, how fucking dare you. What the fuck it wrong with you?

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Apparently the correct spelling is “Alicia Keys”, but I’m trying to imagine a scenario in which this’d be the least bit important.

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OH: “Is Alicia Keyes still a thing? She was at the ARIAs this year, so I guess not.”

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That’s enough feelings about the Pope. So to speak.

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ggreenwald To understand TIME Magazine, just watch this video from the Onion theonion.com/video/time-ann…

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