Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 16th, 2013

I think I may attempt sleep now. You are all special snowflakes.

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@semibogan It makes sense when sober too though. Talking up the enemy is essential for maintaining budgets etc. Cybers are expensive.

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@semibogan Oh THAT amenity. Yes, I suffered from amenity the other night. A certain hotel manager will be the death of me.

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@semibogan “Amenity”? Do you mean immunity? Or am I too tired to understand words?

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RT @semibogan: Just so we’re all on the same page, the Mandiant APT1 report was NSA psyops, right? [Makes sense.]

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Just to be clear, I haven’t become a Senator. Yet. We’re not quite up to that bit in the narrative.

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Somehow tomorrow I have to combine going to a Senate hearing and continuing not becoming an alcoholic. This could be tricky.

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@drearyclocks But this is nothing like the movies I’ve been watching to prepare myself. Sulking.

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Fuck how did our species even survive until now ? instagram.com/p/h-lRVgiFlx/

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NicholasFryer Always tempted by anything straight & short.

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Salmon gravlax sushi with dill and capers? I am in love.

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bitcoin_txt You can make money on it, just don’t get caught holding the bag.

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GuardianAus Tony Abbott winds back code of conduct to let ministers keep shares bit.ly/1c6tODp

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GuardianAus Asylum seekers living in Australia forced to sign code of conduct bit.ly/1bJK4rg

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Yeah, hip flask or not, I think I’ll go to this Senate rave tomorrow. aph.gov.au/DocumentStore.…

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Are you allowed to take hip flasks into Senate hearings? Asking for a friend.

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RT @monsoontrader Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. [Only if you have a mate and time to set it up. Mags are quicker to load.]

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Like I’d be happy with something firing 5.56mm, it doesn’t have to be 7.62mm.

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So you know how sometimes mention the times when I wish I had a gun?

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More nuts than I can comfortably handle.

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0x1C Word of the day: CYBERPARADIGM

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I have nuts. Mixed nuts.

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Interfering with an ibis.

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“Attempt to justify tapping ‘stupid’, says Indonesian presidential spokesman”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/world/2013/dec…

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BernardKeane Cue the usual complaints from people who object to me saying Tony Abbott’s an effective politician… sigh. He only, like, won an election…

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@KeithConlon @ApostrophePong BTW, Keith, ta for the skillz. May you have much good fortune in your alleged retirement. Bet you can’t do it.

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@ApostrophePong @KeithConlon What the bearded South Australian says is true. Kangaroo Island is magnificent. Well, Flinders Chase is.

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KeithConlon And koalas RT @ApostrophePong: @stilgherrian any kangaroo in Kangaroo Island? [Lots! And wombats and echidnas and goannas and seals.]

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@ShaneBryan_Aus I’m not going to be YOUR favourite Woolies chick either.

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RT @ApostrophePong: @stilgherrian is there any kangaroo in Kangaroo Island? [Lots! And wombats and echidnas and goannas and seals.]

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@monsieurpotts @SnarkyPlatypus This is what I am saying! The entire geographical naming system is a fraud!

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@qryss @leslienassar Stop that, both of you, or no ice-cream.

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I have yet to see an emu at Emu Plains.

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Ah, I love it when political staffers send email recalls, giving the impression they think it actually does something.

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Maybe Cory Bernardi should be paying attention to @paulcarr right now.

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Currently 73km from Sydney and closing.

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No, @jonoabroad,à wooly chick is something else. (Is the Taxi Club still in business?)

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, the other kind of recreational matters. The squishy kind.

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Suspecting the guy messaging me as “my fave Woolies chick” and discussing various recreational matters has the wrong number.

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gattaca@VirtualTal: @gattaca @spacerog I think global warming is a Chinese cyber attack, @60Minutes you with me?” < Don’t encourage them

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nprmonkeysee I feel like missing the cut for the Brains tribe on Survivor would be a hard pill to swallow.

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dril at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did a meme of it,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

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Oh this is hilarious! Best satire ever, @Colgo! “Five Reasons Why The NBN Will Be Useless For Emerging Businesses” businessinsider.com.au/five-reasons-w…

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In this week’s @DownloadABC I call for an internet “punch in the face” button, and @karalee for something far better. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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I think I shall now shower and shave, find my pants, and return to Sydney. Slowly.

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Here’s that US “60 Minutes” NSA story, or rather, infomercial. cbsnews.com/news/nsa-speak…

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is for the productive class, not the parasite class…boycott fiat and slough off the parasite class in one fell swoop.

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GreenJ marry me … RT CanberraInsider: Malcolm Turnbull, 198pic.twitter.com/jUY3M655HgHg

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snurb_dot_info Judging by the state of Australian politics these days, Christmas has become the season to be trolly. Ho boy.

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I see that Cory Bernardi is suffering another bout of centre of attention deficit disorder.

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RT @chrisberg: magnificent online.wsj.com/news/articles/… [This is true genius at work.]

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So nothing new there.

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Fibre to the Back Door.

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RT @zdnetaustralia: Turnbull: NBN fibre-to-the-basement trial a ‘blistering’ success zd.net/1ja2KXJ [Needs more lube?]

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I think the reason I feel so shaky today is the after-effects of a hyperspace jump to an alternate Earth that orbits within the derposphere.

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stibbons Dunno why Schroedinger didn’t just pick up the box and shake it.

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expectproblems “Went camping on the weekend with my girlfriend. We had an argument. It was in tents, man.”

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Email arrives containing plane tickets. [Smiles.] Remember they’re to the Gold Coast. [Starts crying again.]

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I’ll draw you a diagram.

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dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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RT @leslienassar: Yes, it’s a calculator app, but just look at it. Look at it! tydligapp.com [I’m looking at it. It is nice.]

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“A doctor has ordered a man not to contact Telstra any more as it is bad for his health.” ntnews.com.au/business/man-o… HT @joshgnosis

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And does that @firstdogonmoon Christmas Panto end with the Boney M Christmas Album? And why do I even recognise it?

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“Yes. He’s a Libertarian, and a pain in the arse.”

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It’s true. @firstdogonmoon’s Christmas Panto stars @chrisberg as the donkey. Who cites Adam Smith. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@scottcarson1957 @engochick @dobes Yeah look, no, don’t set fire to the swollen dead cows, they’re full of methane and go boom. Trust me.

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@jeamland At one point you said “At least put the safety on”, and I said “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

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@engochick @dobes Those of us with first-hand experience with farting cows recommend against this strategy.

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So what you’re basically saying, @dobes, is that Joe Hockey IS nyancat?

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I’m going to have to read all this bullshit, aren’t I.

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HelloCullen Excuse me are any of these puppies Libertarian

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RT @glengyron: Bishop appoints Stott Despoja as an Ambassador. Adelaide Uni mafia in effect. [Surely this is slash?]

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I think I might have to go to the pub and drink and cry and not come back until the NBN derp stops.

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There’s a joke in there somewhere about “stretch marks” and “birth of a democracy”, but honestly I couldn’t be bothered.

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_amroali The doctor in ’s constitution photo also moonlights as a specialist in helping you to remove stretch marks. pic.twitter.com/hRLYygLkP9

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“… having found you on the internet in desperation and I am here to surprise you with this extreme offer you can easily afford.” I see.

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Has Ackerman hanged that pig yet?

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Look, let’s just look once more at @davpope’s cartoon from the weekend. canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/f… pic.twitter.com/1D3joOBNkQ

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joshgnosis I think Australia’s car manufacturing sector will be replaced by flag manufacturing. pic.twitter.com/JhMMCICeW0

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And here is the pamphlet, “The First 100 Days of Government” pm.gov.au/first-100-days… It’s padded out with plenty of big photos.

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Nevertheless, “Tony Abbott reflects on 100 days in office” abc.net.au/radionational/… (The SoundCloud is NOT the full interview.)

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A grammar question: Is it correct to start a sentence “Tony Abbott reflects…”?

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Why can’t I just be like this all day, and then have a script editor turn it into some sort of series for SBS?

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SnarkyPlatypus The pamphlet is worse than expected.

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Is there any way to arrange Nick Ross’ permanent sedation for, oh, six months?

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Something is broken, but that’s not the thing.

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QUICK EVERYONE A PUB YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF MADE A TWITTER MISTAKE RETWEET THAT FUCKER TO PROVE HOW VERY SMARTER YOU ARE THAN A RANDOM PUB.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I think I need a severe throat infection to improve my French pronunciation. [THAT’S WHAT THE SHIT CIGARETTES ARE FOR.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Si je collectionne assez d’animaux, je peux vous faire un nouveau foie, et il y aurait beaucoup de pièces supplémentaires.

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@dobes @zyzzyvamedia People only missed out because they didn’t buy their Rolling Stones tickets with Bitcoin.

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If only Clive Palmer speeches had the same sort of videos as Robert Palmer songs.

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@annetreasure @sophbenj Thank you. And there could be a band, “Clive and the Rantettes”.

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I wish I could concentrate on something. Anything. Well, anything except why the horny old people need to lick cane toads. I can do that.

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In which @johnemcintyre nominates “Little Drummer Boy” as most odious Christmas song. baltimoresun.com/news/language-… Ping @jturner_ibrs

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis incapable de se concentrer et je suis victime de harcèlement par toute la faune. Et vous?

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Oh, there’s a pamphlet?

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And that’s just the first story, @sophbenj!

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sophbenj Looks like news.com.au is already on hols. Stories about 9/11 truthers, horny old people, & dogs licking cane toads to get high.

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Tomorrow’s MYEFO is going to be a fuckin’ hoot! Must remember to buy popcorn.

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“Abbott gives up on surplus”, writes @PhillipCoorey afr.com/p/national/abb… I assume that’s Indonesia’s fault too.

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@dannolan Nah, anyone up here in an animal onesie already faces to risk of copping a bullet from some acid-addled yokel.

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RT @dannolan: blue mountains panther spotted again [Yeah, I caught the train up yesterday.]

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phbarratt Latest remarks suggest to me Mr Abbott is preparing the ground to blame Indonesia for the fact that he couldn’t “stop the boats”.

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semanticwill You people with your fucking compotes. If it were up to you, everything would be a compote.

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In my dream last night, I was looking for a decent kebab in Adelaide using an M16, which @jeamland kept insisting was illegal.

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Of course, in China they put their rabbits onto a rocket and blast them to the Moon…

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“Australian PM Rounds on ‘Singularly Unhelpful’ Indonesia”, reports Jakarta Globe thejakartaglobe.com/international/… Well done, Mr Rabbit.

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ashfein This may very well be the best disclaimer in all of Wikipedia land pic.twitter.com/8NV29jaQ6k

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WAAAAAAAH IT’S MONDAY.

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