Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

January 7th, 2014

OK, it’s 8pm and I’ve stopped caring.

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BondiVet Incredible. The moment a Sydney man rescues a dog hanging by one leg from a 1st floor window tangled in a blind cord pic.twitter.com/8xn3n3ZxpC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Jan 7th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

So now I’m going to have to get wine, and plenty of it.

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RT @retrogrrl or when people lose at tennis - why are they ‘bundled out’? *officials rush to wrap them in blankets & drag them off screaming

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And Australia’s imports “slip”, in some sort of perilous mis-step? No, arsehats, we just bought less stuff. Stop with the faux excitement.

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Why have journalists decided that when records are broken they now “tumble”? Actual normal people don’t talk like this.

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OH: “Chinese go to Chinese accountants, but Koreans don’t like going to Korean accountants because they know they can be ripped off.” WTF?

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RT @indigoid: @jplonie @stilgherrian social, or a corporate intranet. wait, what? marok.org/Arte/Mix/fufme… [Lulwut?]

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RT @mattjpwns: Teledildonics helpdesk: “I’m sorry, you’re going to have to be more specific when you say ‘I have a virus’ “. [Well played.]

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burgotastic @stilgherrian Y’know, the FBI can activate your wireless dildo without you even knowing.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Nothing that’s hackable should be entering any orifices. [Ah, vale Barnaby Jack…]

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RT @jplonie: and you have work social into it somewhere. [A@nd gamification, obviously.]

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2. RT @JayStephens: @stilgherrian teledildonics is a surprisingly large and well established industry. Whither humanity…

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1. RT @Tim_Coronel: @stilgherrian what ever happened to the burgeoning field of teledildonics? It was A Thing back when …

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“It’s like actually being in there!”

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RT @jplonie: needs lights and a rest API [Yeah, I think I know who to talk to about that…]

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It’d have to be wireless.

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Note to self: 1. Dildo + in-built webcam + internet of things. 2. ??? 3. profit.

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Performing a valuable public service, despite what he says.

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crk5 Newspaper advert for a pet care centre.. pic.twitter.com/KZulmaLiR6

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I wish I had “a career path that aligns with my passions”, but I’m getting a bit old to be turning tricks.

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cxi What are you suggesting? We rub ourselves in sweet mustard and sing show tunes?!

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Discovering a new plane of existence.

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poiasio after 5 years work Persons Of Interest hits the screen SBS 8.30 tonight.
surveillance Sussex St vimeo.com/83452181

@chrismurphys

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Jan 7th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

ScottRhodie I don’t care what any of you think. I just ate a chocolate donut placed in a bowl of hot tasty custard. It was delicious.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Jan 7th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

bunjaree This King Parrot at Waratah Cottage is quite at home with people, it seems. twitpic.com/drgyd0

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@jpwarren I now feel a strange sense of unease…

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So it turns out test I’ll be in Sydney through until the weekend or so. Invitations should be sent in the usual way.

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MisterRudeman So many questions pic.twitter.com/4pTBXw9gGl

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DaftLimmy Bought one of they curved tellies off a guy doon the pub. It’s the ! pic.twitter.com/dBKN5uL5xO

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Lapwing plovers are arsehats.

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Surveillance facility, with facilities instagram.com/p/i2mn6kiFiS/

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The only legitimate use for a “smart onesie” is to strangle its wearer.

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin clothes…like the “PINK” line, but instead it would say “Bitcoin” in the same places, or maybe have the Bitcoin symbol there.

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TxtYoutube Do try and moderate your language. You sound mad as a box of frogs. Are you on something? You sound definitely way out of control.

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@scottcarson1957 Thanks. I think your daughter is probably right. Furbies clearly serve some sinister purpose.

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It’s pathetic, but I’m still inordinately proud of the 109-word opening sentence. A little victory.

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Just re-read my Hunter S Thompson-quoting NSA/Snowden commentary from July. Still works, I think. zdnet.com/microsoft-suck…

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Interesting meeting was interesting.

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Someone needs to do a Santorum on Bernardi.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis presque humain nouveau, juste à temps pour ma réunion. Et vous ?

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“Canada’s former defense minister says space aliens live among us, but hate our nukes” rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/06/…

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natecochrane The persistence of vision this young man shows in recording a 3-year, stop-motion lip sync is extraordinary youtu.be/MiRMD_v2K0g

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caro_milanesi Vendors need to give a reason to why everything in our home should be connected that is more compelling than “just cause we can”

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If I understand this correctly, Samsung has announced a curved refrigerator for… um, storing bananas in? On the, er, internet? I guess.

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kjmci If anybody missed that epic Michael Bay moment at the Samsung presser, @jamescroft has prepared this wonderful link: youtube.com/watch?v=ztsmus…

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I might also respond to some of this email that people seem to want to keep sending me. Eventually. Probably.* (*Maybe.)

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Tue plan, draft: Haircut; 1100 meeting Sydney CBD-ish; early lunch (where?); an afternoon of research and, possibly, writing; quiet evening.

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Again with the whale sex fantasies, @jonoabroad. Is there something you need to tell us?

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@JonoH @MajorCBS How ar you coping with it all after your time in the Middle East and, presumably, the heat?

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RT @MajorCBS Chicago. Brrrrrrrrrrr! pic.twitter.com/XtJkG51O5R [Is it meant to look like this?]

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Tmgneff “Any clime and place” from Recruiting Station South Bend -12 out -39 windchill and 18 inches of snow on the ground. pic.twitter.com/xs70JgChRz

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It is Tuesday, and it hurts.

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Whatever just happened, it’s finished. And you can’t prove anything.

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Vice_Is_Hip “All these bitches need respecting” - How Chris Brown is taking feminism to the streets of LA

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SnarkyPlatypus Countdown to 2015! instagram.com/p/i1ANf6C2s6/

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