Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 12th, 2014

If you opened a craft beer joint up here you could call it “Pilseners in the Mists”.

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@mpesce @peterjblack So it’s the same as for every other aspect of human society then. Makes sense.

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@skwashd @gusworldau I can’t discuss this any more. The SEKRIT cricket brainwashing the ABC subjected me to has kicked in. Brain froze now.

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Is there some reason @peterjblack is submitting himself to an interrogation by the mentally feeble?

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Note to self, a sentence for future use: “He was the dullest man in the history of homosexuality.”

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@gusworldau THIS IS MY POINT. Onesie Crikey. One player each. One over. Wearing onesies. In one minute?

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Eleventy billion points to @leslienassar for coining the phrase “prolapsed unicornholes”.

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@leslienassar For the last few minutes my mind has been protecting me by blocking all memory of the word “prolapse”. I hate you now.

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So 40-over cricket introduced colour. 20-over cricket gave us brighter uniforms. We’re working towards a clear goal, folks. Onesie Cricket!

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@dobes After “The Bourne Ultimatum” it’s “The Pyne Curriculum”. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

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@leslienassar Maybe unicorns’ arseholes are depressed, like belly buttons can be either innies or outties.

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@leslienassar Yeah but then you’re living proof that that’s bullshit, right?

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@freshdesk @davekempe Oh hi, and thanks. Everything seems straightforward so far, but I have simple needs.

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I reckon we’ve reached the point where we need a separate TV channel that’s nothing but “How Australians are Dying Outside Australia”. 24/7.

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@NewtonMark @dobes So what you’re saying is that we need chip therapists.

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@dobes I have clicked the link, thank you. The danger now, though, is that I’m rapidly approaching the limit for things right up my alley.

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@monsieurpotts Sounds, looks and tastes. It’s a bloody nice meal.

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@scottcarson1957 Oh the walking tracks and the creeks, yes, there’s so much beauty here.

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@dobes Right, so that’s this year’s PC way of saying “self-indulgent hipster bullshit” in Redmond, is it? I’ve made a note. Ta.

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@scottcarson1957 You’d need a platoon ,maybe a company, at each of ~six choke points and Sydney is cut off by land. Ping @JohnBirmingham

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@scottcarson1957 We’re just one of the little towns strung along the Great Western Highway, one of the few major roads out of Sydney.

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There isn’t enough light to photograph the sausages. Dark and grainy with red-shift, thy look like an out-take from a 1970s gay orgy movie.

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@scottcarson1957 Tourism is this village’s trade, Sir. Bucolic might not be quite the right word, but this ain’t the city any more.

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@scottcarson1957 There is no truth to the rumour that hidden in every B-2 is a lock of Reimar Horten’s hair from Hitler’s private stash.

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@purserj Kill yourself. It’s the sensible thing to do.

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@scottcarson1957 I should probably clarify that this afternoon I returned to Wentworth Falls in the Blue Mountains, population 2782.

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@scottcarson1957 I understand your desire. But having to freeze the sausages just wouldn’t be the same. They’re made locally up here.

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah no, the other kind of man, the vagina ones. The vaginamen. They’re everywhere in the workplace these days. Very modern.

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@glengyron Look, I don’t WANT to bore you, obviously, but it’s the closest I’ve got to some sort of useful work skill.

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@R_Chirgwin I’ve never gotten as far as names with these men, so I’ll just pass on your best wishes to random male strangers.

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I shall be having pork and fennel sausages with a braised cabbage and beetroot relish on mash, should anyone care. Or even if you don’t.

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@FruzsE That’s like a bar tender’s weekend! But yeah, the media has so many ways to ruin people’s lives. Like Monday deadlines.

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@paulwallbank Have I ever told you how much of an arsehole you are? No need for police to glove-up, they let the sniffer dog walk right in!

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Well, though it’s Sunday night, not Friday, I am nevertheless at the village pub for a knock-off drink and a modest dinner.

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@paulwallbank What free (and presumably now irrelevant) drinks are these?

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I seem to have completely failed to comprehend the fact that today was Sunday, not Friday.

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I think I’ve got the first rabbit by the ears.

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Nevertheless, I had previously decided to have pho.

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I have just seen that the Haymarket Hotel has an all-day breakfast with a Bloody Mary for $15. I approve on principle.

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@chris_bloke @R_Chirgwin By its very name, it’s clear that the /etc directory contains nothing of real importance.

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@OaaSvc Astounding, Holmes, I don’t know how you do it.

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Right. It’s time to put on my shoes, head out to acquire food and medicine, and then begin the journey back to the Blue Mountains.

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And now one has recovered from said interesting little panic attack. I blame the mice.

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Well that was an interesting little panic attack.

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@davekempe What interests me more is how so many small tech support and web dev businesses still have NOTHING apart from unstructured email.

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@davekempe True, but this is a truly bizarre short-term micro issue. It needed minimal thinking ‘pon it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Eh bien jusqu’à présent, il n’y a pas de lapin, ni même aucun signe d’un lapin.

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@NewtonMark Friday, and indeed my entire life, has been little more than one continuous and depressing custard failure.

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@davekempe It’s the last remnants of my legacy business. MExisting helpdesk hit end-of-life, but it’ll be three months before I have a plan.

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@davekempe I happen to be configuring @freshdesk, but solely because their free level solves an immediate problem. freshdesk.com/pricing/free-s…

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@PeteLawler Thank you. I’m flat out right now, but will have a squizz tonight once the dust settles. @Andrew_W_Harper @NewtonMark

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis dans les temps à ce jour, mais je vais devoir extraire un lapin de mon béret. Et vous?

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Pro Tip 3: Kill that third part of your brain that says “cPanel can’t do this, but I reckon a few crafty lines of Apache mod_rewrite can.”

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Waiting for a farking great tarball of an account backup to copy across the network from the NAS where the farking great tarballs are kept.

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Pro Tip 2: That other part of your brain which reckons there’s no need to take a backup before “trivial” Apache mod_rewrite edits? Kill it.

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Pro Tip 1: That part of your brain which reckons its smart enough to edit Apache mod_rewrite rules before your first coffee? Just ignore it.

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Sun plan, draft: Set up helpdesk software; washing; errands; certain vital administration issues; pack; return to Wentworth Falls; collapse.

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Hello, Sunday. You’re going to be a busy day for me, so you’d bloody well better behave youself, OK?

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