Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 13th, 2014

Maybe if there were some sort of inflatable George Brandis companion device. Bandiso wifu, or something. [Deep sigh.]

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Why yes, I’m handling all this quite well, thank you. Why do you ask?

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RT @oberonsghost: Ayn Rand, now George Brandis? Are you running a fever? [WOW NOW I HAVE A WHOLE NEW IMAGE IN MY MIND! FREEDOM THREESOMES!]

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RT @acaderama: freedom demands it. [Well I am a true patriot, therefore…]

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RT @playswithf1re: If doing that is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. ;) [Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Thanks.]

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Is it wrong to cover your walls with photographs of Senator George Brandis and masturbate?

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Our golden globes are in his hands? [One can only hope. I know I lie awake at night, wishing, dreaming…]

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Oh well, I’ll cheer myself up by reading Minister Brandis’ press release about the Golden Globes. It’s great that our Arts are in his hands.

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RT @llament: @stilgherrian Be gold. Hit it with a hammer [It may well come to that.]

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@SMinney Do I look like the sort of person who worries about scratches on a bloody computer?

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See, @NewtonMark @glengyron, that’s why we’re all PROFESSIONALS. We know what happens, but YOLO.

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Revised plan: Leave this to the morning. There’s enough battery power to run a backup before the experimental engineering.

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Colvinius Thanks to watching the tennis, I know there is a car called the Kia Pro_cee’d (sic), and I am rethinking my opposition to the death penalty.

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@glengyron But the wine is right here and the pliers are out in the shed. We need to be practical about this.

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@NewtonMark Oh I know the one you mean, no, that was retired years of. This one is two and a bit years old.

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I thought MagSafe was designed specifically prevent this sort of thing.

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Also, are Ethernet ports meant to be that shape?

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So this, basically, is the problem. As I say, wine, then pliers. flic.kr/p/jaTMvd

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Yeah that was a bit subculturally confused.

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What’s wrong with you softcocks, @NewtonMark @glengyron? Adelaide, represent!

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Wine first. Then pliers.

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Hmmm. There’s probably only two ways to fix this now. 1. Pliers. 2. Wine. Maybe three ways. 3. Both of the above.

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cyberstreetwise Are you ? Take a Trip to Cyber Street and put your knowledge to the test! Cyberstreetwise.com pic.twitter.com/zvHRNV3mYz

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Oh here we go. I think I will open that bottle after all.

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TrendsAustralia Dept. Of Australia, @DeptOfAustralia is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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@paulwallbank You mean Tuesday, I hope. And yes, obviously.

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Because of the danger, this, apparently, is the future of football. freerangekids.com/bubble-soccer-…

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God you’re stupid.

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The FBI is now about “national security” not “law enforcement”? Orly? thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/01/… HT @onthemedia

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RT @DeptOfAustralia: pic.twitter.com/zZFAiy3tfr [I have so many feels when I see this image…]

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bunjaree With thanks to Carol Probets @carolprobets, we have updated the Bunjaree Cottages bird species list - now 40 entries! wp.me/p2VdF9-634

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bunjaree Twitter special until Thursday: $50 off this weekend for small cottages ($330 two nights), family cottages $350 up to six people, @bunjaree

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So well played @GordyPls with this TPP FOI request. righttoknow.org.au/request/tpp_ne… [RTd to fix credit.]

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@oliyoung @GordyPls Oops yes, sorry. Twitter must count as “operating heavy machinery”. Will fix momentarily.

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@ABCNSW FYI, that map of children’s range of action is from this Daily Mail story (now with images broken)… dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4…

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So after listening to the latest @tldr podcast, I’ve decided that my entire life strategy is wrong. And so is yours. onthemedia.org/story/tldr-hun…

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Can we turn the NBN into one of those giant ferris wheel things? They’re always great for business innovation.

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thegrugq So, like the redshirts before them, the protestors have solved bangkoks traffic problem. bangkokpost.com/news/bangkok-s…

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So THAT’S where you buy them. Thanks, @purserj! instagram.com/p/jFq4sVur5N/

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That said, I’m tempted to rebel. “Fuck you, I WILL operate heavy machinery!”

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I know it’s Monday, but I hereby declare it to be Cauliflower, because pharmacology. If you want me, I’ll be in my trailer.

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