Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 2014

Two stations to go.

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RT @purserj: @NewtonMark it’s millions not billions, headline was wrong [Millions, billions, whatever.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Wednesday would be the better of the two. I have a lunch on North Sydney finishing at around 1400.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Could we do that in person on Wed or Thu? I’m in Sydney both days, and you can choose the spot.

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MrMichaelSpicer Dear 19 year-old me. No you’ll not put your degree to any use or make sensible life choices but you will have ‘followers’. Let me explain.

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nancybaym Heterosexist bathroom propaganda. instagram.com/p/k9KEZasCQd/

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@SnarkyPlatypus Make sure you book it with Jamie and he’ll throw in some food. Or shall I do that?

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RT @purserj: Mtgox has 63 BILLION DOLLARS of outstanding debt? [Yes, that is essentially people’s gripe.]

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@joshrowe Thanks, Josh. They make it easy, though. @theprojecttv is well-oiled production machine.

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@R_Chirgwin Well us South Australians had attribute blocks, and hoops to make Venn diagrams from. I guess my headline won’t work.

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@timfdavis @R_Chirgwin Are they the brass rod things they used to heat up and use to cure syphilis?

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Actually, it’s the 2018 to Lithgow, but something something trackwork something buses.

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caseyjohnellis caution: stabby

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The 2018 to Mount Victoria has just departed Sydney Central station, and I am on it.

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@R_Chirgwin Do you think so? I don’t know what those things are.

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So who here remembers or knows what “attribute blocks” are? I’m wondering whether I can allude to them in a dreadful headline pun.

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RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian [Oh that’s much better. Even without a “-gate” at the end.]

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mumbrella Saturday Paper launch: Malcolm Turnbull refers to “some demented plutocrat pouring millions into a loss making venture” who can he mean?

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Eighteen minutes until blastoff.

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@gplama @DamianM You guys have just given me an idea: to record some of the oral history of those days before you/we all go senile.

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@gplama Yeah the audience figures show that most viewers only catch one or two episodes a week. People don’t watch TV religiously today.

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@gplama That’s actually my sixth time on @theprojecttv, and they’ve all been solid topics. stilgherrian.com/tag/the-projec…

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I see that it’s going to be raining hard tomorrow, @R_Chirgwin, so I might hide in Tea Tree Cottage once it empties out and enjoy isolation.

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@gplama Well thank @theprojecttv for that, I’m glad they put the resources into it.

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tactical_intel I’ve been masturbating mercilessly in front of my webcam for the past year expressly because I thought the NSA *was* watching.

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@gplama @theprojecttv Hah, you expect much of a 4-minute segment for a non-technical audience.

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RT @LexPlans @stilgherrian not the cyber security hero we need, but the one we deserve. [Exactly.]

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So coming up shortly on @theprojecttv is a thing on cyber RATs and hacking webcams and there’s a bit of me in it.

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Cybering. Cybering as hard as I can.

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@halans You’re right, though that’s not on my current list of question. Will check with the producer.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian @theprojecttv ‘Cyber security commentator’? [Yeah, I’m gonna get so much grief for that.]

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Yes, @chrisjrn @garystark , “talent”. All television is vaudeville.

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@burgotastic Yes. My phone number is also on my website. It’s been public for years. I’m not fussed.

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In the Palace of Television.

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Négociations des Cabcharge.

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“Corporate Sponsor for Sexuality and Gender Diversity, Superintendent Tony Crandell” is a thing, apparently.

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@nswpolice launch Operation Tacoma for Mardi Gras 2014” police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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RT @TheAVClub Paramount shuts down Twitter account that tweets all of Top Gun one frame at a time avc.lu/NApxh4 [Arsehats.]

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@jonoabroad So do you know what “greyscale” is?

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Brocklesnitch In honour of Kyle Sandilands’ ‘Don’t Be a Dickhead’ campaign, i am starting a campaign called ‘Don’t Be a Fat Lesbian’

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NickEvershed Manus Island riot timeline - filter by “official” or “eyewitness” to compare accounts of events: theguardian.com/world/datablog…

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AusElectoralCom The WA Senate election has been announced for 5 April 2014. Rolls close at 8pm AWST 7 March. Enrol or update here - aec.gov.au

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@theprojecttv Someone just suggested I should have joined the program via webcam.

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@theprojecttv Ta for confirming that. Seems Mr Sambora’s fans are keen to see him. Well, he is a legend.

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Just to be clear, I am not on a pub crawl to Channel TEN.

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RT @PollHereford February in Sydney. Diurnal range 20 - 21 degrees, 100 % humidity. [Correct.]

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Grey ships and grey buildings and grey water and grey sky, they are all grey. pic.twitter.com/C2px65tK6v

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joshgnosis In case you missed it on Monday, Austrac tracks every AUD conversion into Bitcoin. zd.net/1e9d1Q9

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@faithbragg @teripp Yeah I’m pretty sure someone will YouTube it for you. Just don’t tell @theprojecttv.

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@jperlow Usually it’s the horny people who pay you the money, isn’t it?

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RT @TatteredRemnant @stilgherrian @jeamland Yes but ‘less beards’ is not really the answer is it? [No, it’d be “fewer beards”.]

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@teripp @faithbragg Ah, perhaps @theprojecttv’s videos are only available here in Australia? Or do you run web content filtering?

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RT @jperlow 30 Most Annoying Questions To Ask A Jew - RantLifestyle po.st/1z3sgV via @Po_st [Writing these down to annoy friends.]

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So the barber and I just pretty much solved the Qantas thing too, @jeamland.

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@michaelneale No worries. The post the full episodes on the website, and I’ll extract my segment.

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@michaelneale Nah, the program is done in Melbourne. I’ll be beaming in from a cupboard in Pyrmont.

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@michaelneale Hah! I’ve produced thousands of hours of live radio, presented hundreds. It doesn’t raise the pulse that much any more.

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@faithbragg @theprojecttv Hmm… That lonk works fine for me. I guess you’ll have to ask your local geeks why it won’t work for you.

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RT @garystark: @stilgherrian @BXGD @theprojecttv Are the NSA and Yahoo also involved? [You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.]

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RT @jeffsonstein: @stilgherrian take a cue from The Shirtless King, go with the ‘naked oiled chest’ look [Um, no. Not at 1830.]

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@sylmobile @BXGD @theprojecttv I dunno whether a whole bottle is needed. It’s only one segment. It’s not like I’m on the panel.

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@BXGD @theprojecttv Well, the “fun” involves webcams. Does that help?

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ApostrophePong World Bank Delays $90 Million Loan To Uganda As Bank President Blasts Anti-Gay Laws buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/wo…

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@faithbragg The good people at @theprojecttv put the full episodes on the web. I generally link to any segments I’m on, because shameless.

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I’m told that guitarist Richie Sambora (of Bon Jovi fame) is on @theprojecttv’s panel again tonight. Interesting.

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Fri plan, updated: Shower & shave; lunch; haircut; ensure that I have a TV-friendly shirt; Channel TEN, Pyrmont; return to Wentworth Falls.

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So yeah I’ll be on @theprojecttv tonight, talking about some “fun” internet things. Not sure if I should reveal their exact nature yet.

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Awaiting instructions.

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@HWAevents @prestontowers That is interesting, yes. I saw a great article on Walmart’s business model recently. I’ll tell you if I find it.

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Frack all the things.

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@HWAevents @prestontowers What am I meant to be looking at?

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jturner_ibrs “between 3% and 11% of the Yahoo webcam imagery … contains “undesirable nudity”
The rest was desirable.
goo.gl/wi5jnu

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Well it looks might my afternoon is taking a different shape.

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@BXGD @Prohairetic So far the electricity, or rather the lack thereof, is winning.

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Arguing with the electricity.

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Yes, that’s right.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Toutes les choses que vous mentionnez sont mauvais.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai été très productive ce matin. Il est l’estomac de la victoire! Et vous?

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@sofie_bird @manaz_d I’d just reword entirely: “Your bike, your risk”.

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@manaz_d @sofie_bird Or “Bicycles parked at owners’ risk”, but the final plural apostrophe alway looks awkward, I reckon.

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@manaz_d I agree with @sofie_bird about the implied “each”. But you could also go “Bicycles parked at [their] owner’s risk”. One owner each.

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Fri plan: Write for @walkleys (in progress); maybe more writing; do a @5at5daily because eek where did it go?; return to Wentworth Falls.

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Pleased that I’ve just gotten quite a bit of writing done.

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @walkleys; maybe more writing; do a @5at5daily because eek where did it go; return to Wentworth Falls.

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Friday. The planets spin, but never quite in a way that makes sense. The words flow, or not. It is impossible to tell. Friday.

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Moustache moustache moustache moustache moustache moustache moustache moustache.

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Any Twitter account with “amazing” in its name isn’t.

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Moustache moustache moustache moustache.

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Sausages, arranged in sets of six, set to harpsichord music.

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A pig, any kind of pig.

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An app for finding the latest Korean hip-hop that just laughs and laughs and laughs.

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A white rhinoceros made entirely of bitterness and cocaine.

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Man loudly explaining to an uninterested colleague all of the features of his chosen telephone, with extravagant hand gestures.

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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Thank you, Melbourne, and I hope the stains wash out OK. The goat should recover soon enough.

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RT @WarWraith @stilgherrian that’s an incredibly lascivious looking snake you got there. [Worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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@jodiem I see no need to explore the more disgusting parts of your psyche, young woman.

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@jodiem Any one of them would be worthy of bringing on the asteroid, but all three really does take the biscuit.

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Today’s QF444 is brought to you by the letters VH-OGS. pic.twitter.com/v48dH0mc8J

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Airport best-seller. This is your fault, people! pic.twitter.com/JLbKOeyxA2

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Just imagine what Alan Joyce would be capable of if he worked the whole week!

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I mean, to earn what the average worker gets in a year, Alan Joyce has to work nearly three and a half whole days.

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I don’t know why people are calling for Alan Joyce to be sacked. That won’t save 5000 jobs. He’s only paid 80x the average worker income.

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@jonoabroad I’ve no idea. I am kept in isolation. I am not allowed near the production process.

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heldavidson Media diversity? RT @pettybooshwah: “@Gawker: “Stay objective, my friends” gaw.kr/oXHfAzd pic.twitter.com/g4dbiGYch6

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@jonoabroad No, but they need to weed out the defamatory and the outrageously weird.

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En route to the airport.

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@jonoabroad If you think the published comments are bad, you should see the ones that get canned.

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@expectproblems If I’m not Apple CEO by the end of June then something is seriously wrong with the their corporate governance.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Dunno his name. Some sort of animatronic thing as far as I could tell.

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So isn’t the health minister an exciting man.

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RT @joshgnosis: We’re hiring again: ZDNet is looking for a junior journalist. bit.ly/Nyg4Hd [They ate all of the last one already.]

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Wait. Ken Russell was running Optus? Explains a few things.

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“Psychological side-effects of anti-depressants worse than thought”, reports @ScienceDaily sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/… HT @duncanriley

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johnb78 I would definitely subscribe to a literary mag edited by German terrorists.

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Me from Sunday: “May Reza Berati be the last, Mr Abbott”, where I discuss the PM’s character. stilgherrian.com/politics/may-r…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday, helping: “Apple’s goto fail needs a massive culture change to fix” zdnet.com/apples-goto-fa…

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OK, a couple quick items of pimpage, and then I might watch @madashelltv before heading to the airport.

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franksting If Qantas accepted dogecoin there’d be much better numbers

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RT @OaaSvc: @jturner_ibrs is this seminar on resilience against people using the prefix “cyber” on everything? [One can only hope.]

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Despite what I said earlier, resilience is a cyberimportant cyberconcept, and there’s a fair chance @jturner_ibrs won’t fuck it all up.

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jturner_ibrs I’m doing a webinar on cyber resilience with @ComputerworldAU & @SymantecANZ www1.gotomeeting.com/register/62748…
Guaranteed not to ruin your eyesight

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I do hope @GovBrewer has a sense of humour and understands the ironic use of “chick”. ‘Cos like, I bet they have guns and shit there.

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When I saw “AZ @GovBrewer” I thought, “Wow! Arizona has a government brewery? That’s awesome!” But it’s just some chick.

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GovBrewer Moments ago, I vetoed . pic.twitter.com/gdQn0dG2vB

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“Fire and Rescue NSW has 339 desktops running Chrome OS and may add more”, writes @WatchAdam computerworld.com.au/article/539316…

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crikey_news Yes to murdering sex workers, no to anal probes: the Australian Classification Board’s video game track record ow.ly/u0r0L

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I would retweet your interesting news if it didn’t say “breaking”.

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Anyway, @jturner_ibrs, all you need for “cyber resilience” is some desensitising lubricant and an AOL account.

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A vendor suggests I listen to @jturner_ibrs crapping on about the cybers. No, I think I’m busy sticking forks into my eyes that day.

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@mattdasilva It is. It’s essentially a permanent gallery of his work. You can book tours with the curator. I’ll do that next time in MEL.

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@mattdasilva I was upgraded to one of the “signature” rooms, “Blek le Rat’s Room”, hence his stencil work and a book about him too.

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@mattdasilva Sad indeed. There’s four books of his work here in the room too. I’ve been flicking through them.

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@mattdasilva I hadn’t heard of him before, but I do like the works in the room. I do like the concept of these hotels.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, it tends to be a case of them looking at the charges afterwards, assuming they recorded who got which tickets.

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@mattdasilva Yes. I’m staying at The Cullen, and it’s full of his work. artserieshotels.com.au/cullen/

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@matthewlandauer Oh yes, I am indeed interested in that. I shall read and digest over the next couple of days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The manual ones, you’d just write the journey details on them before giving them out, and “Not to exceed $60” or whatever.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There must be some way to limit them. I’ve never dealt with the issuing side of these newer “Taxi eTicket” things though.

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Colgo INBOX: This… pic.twitter.com/nYjPkx589b

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This is how all hotels should do their do not disturb signs instagram.com/p/k5hYZsiFt9/

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Noticing that the Cabcharge vouchers came with a note asking me not to rort them. Yeah, well, we’ll see about that.

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@leslienassar @j_hutch I think they ALL blog, it’s part of the course. They also have a Twitter backchannel during lectures.

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@garystark @jeamland @franksting You keep SAYING that, but there’s never any follow-through.

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@j_hutch @leslienassar Hah! Last year was fun. But yeah this year I need to give them even more of the paranoids.

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In further news, UTS has asked me to lecture to their journalism students again this year.

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RT @j_hutch: Melbourne IT buys NetRegistry - afr.com/p/technology/m… [Well there goes the neighbourhood.]

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@jeamland Exactly. I think that @garystark and @franksting are just entitled arsehats. First, wall, revolution etc.

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It’s true. @jeamland and I did solve those things. And there was bourbon. Significant amounts of bourbon. And solutions to all the things.

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jeamland So last night @stilgherrian and I declared ourselves Instant Fucking Experts and fixed Apple, Australian immigration policy and the ALP.

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RT @sspencer_63: According to the Tele, the bloke on the left is Lt Gen Angus Campbell. pic.twitter.com/Pk39U3q5IC [Erm, yeah kinda close.]

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RT @theretronaut: c. 1946: The Northrop “Flying Wing” (more: buff.ly/1hxD5TS) pic.twitter.com/uyACTIJdn8 [Still a beautiful photo.]

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@bigjsl @dannolan Indeed. Sudden, massive changes of direction would tend to imply a lack of forward vision.

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AlanJoyceCEO SHUT UP I’M JUST ARRANGING THE POZIBLE CAMPAIGN NOW

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bitcoin_txt Lost coins only make everyone else’s coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone.

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LOUDBOT WELL IF IDIOCY IS AN UNLIMITED RESOURCE I AM ALL FOR BURNING IDIOTS FOR FUEL

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“Conroy right to highlight lack of transparency”, writes @JohnBirmingham, who hasn’t gone soft after all. brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blogs/…

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Downloading a flat white, no matter what @dannolan thinks.

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@derekbradley Yeah look I’ve moved on from that conversation now.

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expectproblems My favourite part about the new google maps interface is how slick it looks. I notice because it’s so slow I have no choice but to stare.

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dannolan Fuck I had no idea everyone on twitter knew how to run a massive airline

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RT @firstdogonmoon: Today’s cartoon will be the boot of the twitterati stomping on The Australian’s face - forever [May we lick the boot?]

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The book “It’s Complicated: the social lives of networked teens” by danah boyd (@zephoria) is a free download. danah.org/itscomplicated/

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@derekbradley Well, either way, I AM a better man. And will be ever more better once I have been filled with eggs.

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No, @derekbradley, “going downstairs for breakfast” is not some sort of perverted euphemism.

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I am better man because I am going downstairs for breakfast.

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So Mercury comes out of Retrograde tomorrow, but my money is on Labor still being utterly useless at communication.

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shanebazzi Talk about burying a story @dailytelegraph. Page 17, really? Not even a rat cartoon this time pic.twitter.com/mBFphwHo

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firstdogonmoon Oh my god I love The Australian. WHO IS THE BETTER MAN? pic.twitter.com/OJ1tyf7L1c

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There’s already an app for people too fucking special to wait three minutes for a coffee. It’s called instant coffee.

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I just had an epiphany under the shower.

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