Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 5th, 2014

“STOP TONY MEOW: A browser extension that replaces photos of Tony Abbott with pictures of cute kittens.” stoptonymeow.com

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@five15design @kimogrady1 “No-one can confirm she didn’t say it” is kinda not the way things should work, IMO.

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OK, so it wasn’t Michele Bachmann who said it, but Texas governor Miriam A Ferguson. Or not. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_A.…

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RT @kimogrady1: @five15design @stilgherrian What’s dumber, saying it or believing she said it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_A.… [Oh bother.]

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Also, “Speak English!: Racist Revolt As Coca-Cola Airs Multilingual ‘America the Beautiful’ SuperBowl Ad” publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/754477878…

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“[US] Senate cybersecurity report finds agencies often fail to take basic preventive measures” washingtonpost.com/business/techn…

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“War on Anonymous: British Spies Attacked Hackers, Snowden Docs Show” [Warning: Contains Greenwald.] nbcnews.com/news/investiga…

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“Entrusted to Burn John Paul II’s Notes, Cardinal Publishes Them Instead” nytimes.com/2014/02/05/wor…

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RT @RHTGreen: I think when Howes speaks at the NPC he is addressing his base [Or talking out of it.]

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MT @FlanneryDavid: Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo at Uriarra Crossing near Canberra. Enjoying cooler days. pic.twitter.com/7ZL00q2vdS [Wow.]

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RT @joshgnosis The former Labor government’s NBN telehealth trial now includes ADSL, VDSL, 3G and 4G, not just fibre. zdnet.com/au/telehealth-…

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@NewtonMark Ah, I’d envisaged it more as a late-evening read, but yes I’ll aim at commute-length. That clarifies the framework.

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rantyben Machine Learning is just Brute Force with lipstick and a leg wax.

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Hey there’s some shit in that goat simulator that you can’t actually do with a goat. Trust me.

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“You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true.”

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“Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level.” laughingsquid.com/goat-simulator…

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RT @ScottRhodie: Has the PM ever had a part-time job? Or made minimum wage? Cause this statement is bonkers pic.twitter.com/IoMSOFlzn5 [Love.]

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 3 | 5 February 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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jeremysear - your one-stop shop for dramatic slanty photographs of the Wagga Courthouse! pic.twitter.com/vtUiUzNFpW

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AndrewPStreet Because I’m not familiar with the real lyrics to Katy Perry’s ‘Roar’, I’ve had “I’ve got the tie of the zygote” circling my head for hours.

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@El_Shauno_Aus @GreenJ I’m not on that mailing list, but it strikes me as an easy mistake to make.

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@drearyclocks @bluntshovels @dobes Red hat, and permission to demand that people move things to remove fire hazards.

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RT @franksting: Link looks like a link, but you know Apple knows better twitpic.com/dugvek [Lulwut?]

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cjjosh SHUT UP PAUL HOWES

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RT @zdnetaustralia: Android SDK suffers from buffer overflow and lack of hardening zd.net/1in3d4J [Know how it feels…]

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S7U Hey @TurnbullMalcolm the numbers are with you M8 here is a cloaculator 2 help u good luck!
pic.twitter.com/Vh3eXazXvP

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I don’t think it was ever off. [Well exactly.]

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Yeah it’s on. So on.

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RT @KarlskiB: It’s not on, calm down [SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS ON.]

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RT @zizek_ebooks: A male ape copulating with a female cyborg and so on [Yep, it’s on. Definitely on.]

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RT @GreenJ: the typo in question. pic.twitter.com/Y2tK5MCViV [Another well-run operation from Mr Rabbit’s Governmifying’R’Us…]

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MarsCuriosity “There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.” –Ansel Adams. Join me on Marspic.twitter.com/mytTQZmCiqiq

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@jeffsonstein Precisely. And they’ve known about this stuff since the furore broke in 2011. Morons.

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@jeffsonstein Well I kinda gave up chasing it way back then. Last week I resumed but hit this hurdle. stilgherrian.com/only-one-name/…

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@franksting @jplonie If I’m going to be able to be there at all. Something to sort out with Google, I suppose. But not today.

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Oh. I have no buttons next to the “Are you going?” question. I wonder if that’s because my G+ profile is suspended. plus.google.com/u/0/events/c53…

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A week today, @HDSANZ G+ Hangout panel on coping with Australia’s New Era of Privacy. I’m moderating. plus.google.com/u/0/events/c53…

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So it looks like Asus has been a bit crapworthy. “Security? What’s that?” nullfluid.com/asusgate.txt HT @janmuenther via @thegrugq

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5at5daily Today’s 5at5 will definitely be a bit late (as opposed to unintentionally late) because there’s another deadline to deal with first.

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RT @mrowe: @stilgherrian Don’t make me send you photos. [Fair point.]

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RT @mrowe: My carrots have black patches all over them. [?]

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RT @satyanadella: first commitment as CEO…i won’t wait 4 years between tweets! [Glad we’re hitting Microsoft’s most pressing issue.]

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theburgerman Journo students are tired of hearing there’s never been a better time to be a journo. bit.ly/1ilKCpI pic.twitter.com/9obqvRnOSe

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Resorting to the strongest drugs I can find right now. What’s “Estradiol”?

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menendymendez the amount of cocaine being heaped onto the desks at channel nine right now must be astronomical.

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RT @jeamland: I can send you some more dogecoin if that’ll help… [NO THAT WILL NOT HELP.]

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There aren’t enough sedatives in the world to make it possible to cope with you people.

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jcoglan A cloud computer is like the computer on your desk, except that marketing execs and NSA operatives can borrow it whenever they like.

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StuartWoodQC AG Brandis likely to support return to QC brand bit.ly/18ejYcJ

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jeremysear Pretty good wanker test, I imagine: “senior counsels will now have the option to retain the SC title or switch to QC”
lawyersweekly.com.au/wig-chamber/ne…

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Oh well, I’d better return to this continuing series of messy things. If they do launch the nukes, can someone give me a call?

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RT @s_bridges: whoah pic.twitter.com/JuhzVzur7S [Oh this is excellent! I’ll get the popcorn.]

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@elronxenu Oh. I see. Yeah, perhaps it’s not.

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I think I’ll let the data centre deal with that one.

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Ah, “mount error 113 = No route to host”, something we all love to see.

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flargh My advice to Satya Nadella: Fire the Skype team. Eat their flesh, and mount their heads on spikes as a warning to others.

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Wed plan: Urgent sysadmin tasks; planning and research for next week’s SEKRIT thing; @5at5daily; more sysadmin tasks; whine.

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MT @tiphereth: Why do some news stories go viral? a news site run by philosophers, based on @alaindebotton’s new book [Kill me.]

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MT @SophieBoyd4: Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences [Yeah, and I’m making a list of names.]

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@JeremyJacobs I get enough complaints as it is, even when I don’t recommend gassing a section of society.

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Trying to resist saying something about something that involves gas chambers.

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“My God, it’s full of arsehats!” Wednesday.

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