Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 6th, 2014

I assume that given his outrageous comments against fundamental aspect of the rule of law that he’ll be expelled by his party forthwith.

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Wow this Campbell Newman bloke is a bit of an ankle, isn’t he.

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@dobes HAHAHA oh that’s right you watch the news I am so sorry for you.

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RT @dobes I leave you with the new face of Griffin pic.twitter.com/leMhAdQXSt [Or Griffith. But you know, facts, fuck it.]

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OK, I’m having that “I’ve fallen through a wormhole” feeling again.

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I think I am out of control.

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RT @CommsAu A preview of Firefox Launcher for Android mzl.la/1av3y5L via @mozilla [Does do the kitten thing?]

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MT @CassPF Q&A with @dannolan: replacing the political artifice with a ‘kinder, gentler more cuddly polity’ theguardian.com/world/australi… [Lulwut?]

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“Cultural diversity network”.

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The B Ark must be getting quite full

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rohan_connolly NSW ad. Can’t work out whether it’s about the dangers of driving and texting or the dangers of masturbation! pic.twitter.com/SrxC5zhMI1

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@HollyPsychic [Pats.] Yes, dear, you go away thinking that.

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@HollyPsychic You do that. You judge me as a “negative person”. That’s insight right there. Off you go to peddle your bullshit. [Pats.]

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@HollyPsychic Good for you. Now shove your auto-follow arsehattery as far up every orifice as you can.

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Oh great. Now I have auto-follow astrology arsehats following me.

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GordyPls “It’s ok Tony I’m here to listen. Write down for me on the paper how the Internet wag hurt your feelings”

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This is what happens when Mercury goes into retrograde, people.

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pjf The Rick Astley Emergency Hotline has brought joy to over 280 people. I feel I’m finally doing good in the world. +61-3-8652-1453

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It’s not that difficult a choice.

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kcarruthers can someone replace Scott Morrison with teddy bears now please?

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jeamland Bill who?

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iamviktort I feared this day would come. Gang wars on the rise in the streets of Stockholm. pic.twitter.com/qAbsbIoDTS

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chrisberg hmmm cats instead of prime ministers is classic late capitalism

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RT @joshgnosis: It’s going to end with all government websites in flash. [That is a very real possibility.]

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TrisD Where were you the day Nolan changed politics forever? pic.twitter.com/0CVVD5n01w

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jeamland A Bill For An Act To Prohibit @dannolan From Being A Big Meanie To Mr. Abbott, And For Related Matters

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Oh this gets ever funnier by the minute.

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So the Liberal Party of Australia has changed the HTML markup on their website to prevent Mr Rabbit becoming a kitten. Arms race on!

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Who is this foetus who appears to be Attorney-General of Queensland?

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chrisberg it is essential we respond with our own “meme” asap

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GSElevator #1: Teach a man to fish and he’ll still vote for the guy that gave him a fish.

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“Queensland’s tough new youth crime laws spark plea for UN intervention” theguardian.com/world/2014/feb…

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Rudd2000 Small hatch in Paul Howe’s belly open thousands of tiny Liberals pour out ready to surprise fight Labor

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Who thought kittens could be so subversive?

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“This is what we’re up against.” pic.twitter.com/O0gNzjBfa8 HT @prestontowers

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“Mr Abbott surrounded by all the women in his cabinet ministry” abbottoirblues.tumblr.com/post/613933947… pic.twitter.com/5F4XkFMCz5

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@tinyletter How long does it take your abuse team to turn around their manual checks?

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dr_nic “What is this? Sochi?” My new catchphrase any time something goes wrong.

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5at5daily Today’s 5at5 was just sent, but it triggered @tinyletter’s spam filters for some reason. Waiting ‘pon a human to check it.

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feed_the_chooks “VicHealth found that violence perp. by intimate partner is leading risk factor of death, disability + illness for Vic women aged 15 to 44”

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paulkidd @dannolan how many millions of internet banking passwords have you stolen so far with your adorable, cuddly, spyware?

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@StatNerdery Well said. You’re an internet political hero. [Pats on head.] Do you want a biscuit?

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@StatNerdery Very funny. If it’s not available I do without. I don’t feel quite so… can’t think of the word… that I must have peaches.

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@MikeCarlton01 I’m sure I don’t know what you mean, Mr Carlton.

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RT @KarlskiB: And that’s why they’re going out of business [Well exactly. Why would we prop up a 19th Century business idea?]

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Why the fuck would I buy canned fruit when there’s a thing called a “greengrocer”? I buy fresh fruit. What is wrong with these people?

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MichaelPeppard Me: “By your age, Alexander the Great had conquered most of the world.”
Student: “He had Aristotle as a teacher. We just have you.”

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“Hello, this is Disingenua Frontbottom from The Australian…” Oh well played @firstdogonmoon!

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@leslienassar @RealNickHodge Indeed. “Delete the tweet” always works. I’ve seen int in the media.

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My last DM was perhaps a little too blunt, but I stand behind the sentiment.

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@RealNickHodge Oh far more frequently than people might imagine. Something something iceberg.

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Choosing to not tweet the tweet I just typed.

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@mokargas @coreyspowell I think you can get an ointment for that now.

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@mokargas @coreyspowell Meh. I did astronomy. A couple of years is nothing on astronomical time scales.

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Lucky Mars. It got the asteroid that Earth so clearly needs. So unfair.

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coreyspowell An asteroid just slammed into Mars and did…this. jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/de… pic.twitter.com/qgrf3fivmp

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richardlfarmer Read Wendi Deng Murdoch’s Mash Note About Tony Blair: “He Has Such Good Body” vanityfair.com/society/2014/0… via @VanityFair

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The stoptonymeow.com plugin is now available for Safari as well as chrome.

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expectproblems The problem with the idea of replacing Bill Shorten with an animal is that nobody actually knows what he looks like to begin with.

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RT @expectproblems: Frisbee after work today. WOOO. [So is that made with gin or whiskey?]

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Look, people, all the Schapelle return by boat jokes were done yesterday. Do try to keep up.

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RT @cxi: Oh. I’m 90 miles from Kabul though it’s all mountains. [Meh. Close enough for Twitter. They think Kabul is in Kansas anyway.]

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It’s currently snowing heavily in Kabul, should anyone care. At least according to @cxi.

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“Creative maths taints NBN Strategic Review’s revenue argument”, writes @zyzzyvamedia zdnet.com/creative-maths…

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heosat .@TonyAbbottMHR You were quite dashing in your younger years. pic.twitter.com/9ALF3W7Ivl

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MT @lenoretaylor: So what should Shorten be replaced with? [An effective Labor leader?]

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This stoptonymeow.com movement is getting seriously out of hand.

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RT @FarrellPF: Replacing Tony Abbott with kittens: Q&A with the co-creator of Stop Tony Meow @dannolan gu.com/p/3mgx9/tw [Oh top news!]

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“Justin Bieber only smokes his marijuana out of private jets now” avclub.com/article/justin…

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The Kittenification of Mr Rabbit’s reaches @SBSNews sbs.com.au/news/article/2…

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Schapelle Corby, played by Chris Lilley. pic.twitter.com/8eqW7E1Eiu

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workmanalice 1 in 10 Aussies use their phone during sex to text, call, email, tweet and FB. You’ll meet two of them on @triplejHack today at 5:30pm!

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RT @dobes: @stilgherrian @buonasahra @GreenJ explosive diarrhoea from forgetting to brush with bottled water is pretty terrible. [Rule 34.]

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RT @buonasahra: I can’t take this seriously pic.twitter.com/XXLItpChG2 [But it’s on television, it must be true. HT @GreenJ]

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Well the headache is fading, but there won’t be much productivity today.

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dannolan When asked for comment Tone Abet said: “meow meow meow meow I’m a fuckin cat meow meow motherfuckers meow”

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chrisberg stop lying labor liars

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chrisberg is tony actually a cat or is this just another labor lie

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“Horrendously disrespectful.”

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@iDGiam @GrogsGamut @clmazin @skribe Where did I mention anything about my expectations?

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“Syrian Electronic Army claims contol over Facebook’s domain” rt.com/news/syrian-el… [If true, it’s not true now. All looks normal.]

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Uhoh, here come the helicopters.

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jeamland MT @stilgherrian: Yawning. Aching. [For you, to justify my love…]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @GreenJ @mscott @19bk69 B1 and B2. [No, I think @bigbadave wins with P1 and P2.]

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“Feeling sleepy? Maybe your brain’s too full” theconversation.com/feeling-sleepy…

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@GreenJ @mscott Do those two potted palms have names? If not, they should. pic.twitter.com/MExfcEcPVE

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RT @BlogsofWar: Airlines warned about possible toothpaste tube bombs ahead of Olympics goo.gl/7JXPHJ [Oh this only gets funnier!]

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“Flouncing” is such a good word.

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snerdish Prediction: some people are going to point out someone’s logical fallacies and privilege and then the blocking and the flouncing mavenglaven

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“NBC: All Visitors to Sochi Olympics Immediately Hacked”. Oh good work. weeklystandard.com/blogs/nbc-all-… HT @clmazin via @skribe

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piecritic This makes plotting it on a map POINTLESSLY DIFFICULT @AusElectoralCom.

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piecritic Why the hell has the @AusElectoralCom provided a list of polling places on what looks like a typewritten + scanned document?

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RT @flwaustralia: If is your thing, check out the @ASPI_org Cyber Wrap aspistrategist.org.au/cyber-wrap-14/ [It is! It is my thing! CYBER RAP! Oh.]

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RT @dobes: @dr_nic FTTB is going to improve telehealth in ways you cannot begin to imagine. [I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit.]

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My head hurts. No, really.

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crotchety55@BadAlbumCovers: pic.twitter.com/tmPFXOtshf” I can’t top this!

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Bees for all the orifices!

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RT @jeamland: I thought Paul Howes was their leader? [Oh I thought this was Labor’s leadership (see picture).] pic.twitter.com/edSX3WMYNA

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RT @vealmince: They don’t have a leader or a party. Or a purpose. [True, that. Bravo, Australian Labor Party. Arsehats.]

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If there were an equivalent to stoptonymeow.com for Labor I’d tweet that too, but I don’t think they have a leader at the moment.

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It’s all the go in Wagga Wagga. I shall have to mount an expedition.

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jeremysear You thought couldn’t top 4 dramatic slanty photos of the courthouse on front page? FIVE TODAY. pic.twitter.com/LCBWJY3t1r

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And don’t forget STOP TONY MEOW: A browser extension that replaces photos of Tony Abbott with pictures of kittens. stoptonymeow.com

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nichodges Ever wanted to be 100% sure you’ll never see Tom Waterhouse’s face in your Twitter feed? I built an app for it: bit.ly/MtzaO9

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“Happy birthday, Mr President.”

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jeamland RT @stilgherrian: Thursday. Happy birthday, Mr Reagan, wherever you are. [Bad Mental Images: Stilgherrian Monroe]

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“Take an imaginary journey inside the mind of Australia’s PM via the satirical tweets of @DeptOfAustralia” Bravo. buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/pi…

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Thursday. Happy birthday, Mr Reagan, wherever you are.

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