Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 21st, 2014

“What Jerks—An Argentine Submarine Totally Wrecked a Kids’ Sailing Competition”medium.com/war-is-boring/…F

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Is this woman’s head attached to her body at all? resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/02…

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Gotta remember that one. Let’s all practice together now, on three. One… Two… Three… “It was a word processing error, Your Honour.”

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jameschessell AFP apologies to Seven over “reasonably” suspecting it of a crime. It was a “word processing error” @JakeMitchellAFR afr.com/eom/SysConfig/…

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firstdogonmoon @TurnbullMalcolm you just make most of that stuff up anyway right? I will even draw people if you need it

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firstdogonmoon I’LL DO IT! RT @TurnbullMalcolm: My Department is seeking to hire a Chief Economist - details here bit.ly/MFv7Pb

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TurnbullMalcolm My Department is seeking to hire a Chief Economist - details here bit.ly/MFv7Pb

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Suddenly noticing how much pain I’m in.

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Jeff_Sparrow ‘they would for sure clobber those thin middle eastern skulls….’ That’s a post up on Bolt’s blog at the momentblogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andr…di

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@R_Chirgwin @vealmince Oh, ta, I shall look up that association’s thingy.

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@vealmince Oh there is SO much that I left out! It’s nominally a 600-word column but that’s double that.

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latingle now the Australian Electoral Officer for Western Australia, Mr Peter Kramer, has resigned as well according to SMOS @SenRonno

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@sylmobile The submitted copy didn’t use “nonsense”. ;)

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beckeleven Pig made of pork mince in deli @ Merivale supermarket! Actually like the thing from NEVER ENDING STORY. pic.twitter.com/rj4tB3Aek0

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KeithConlon Rail history! @ashleyfwalsh: commuters head home on the first @AdelaideMetroSA electric train to pic.twitter.com/6wje8rk5Rc

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@vealmince It is full of feels, isn’t it. Like my hovercraft.

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 13 | 21 February 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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ShockJockCoach Move along nothing to see here

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “And the digital Antoinettes cried ‘Unemployed? Let them cut code’” zdnet.com/and-the-digita…

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That has to be the stupidest 20 minutes of Australia’s media history in years.

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Fuck. It’s as if Ray changed his surname to Corby.

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jonathanvswan “will no longer be pursuing the application for an AVO.” (2/2)

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jonathanvswan New Hadley development: “Late this afternoon, police had further contact with the woman and as a result NSW Police… (1/2)

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Hey Telstra, I know you must be jealous of the new NZ branding, so I made this for you. $50,000 please. instagram.com/p/kqrBBeiFit/

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RT @chrisjrn: @stilgherrian BREAKING NEWS TO BE ANNOUNCED IN A WEEK’S TIME! [I KNOW THIS IS THE SORT OF TIME TRAVEL WE HAVE TO COPE WITH.]

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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE NEWSES!

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9NewsAUS : @QantasAirways expected to announce route cuts and approximately 3,000 job losses next Thursday pic.twitter.com/ogyk7WKsGy

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smh Exclusive: Ray Hadley’s wife Suzanne lodges AVOs against him and his son ow.ly/tQvH8 via @jonathanvswan and @NickDRalston

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joshgnosis Exclusive: Switkowski says NBN Co to outline to the govt how TPG’s fibre plan will undermine NBN Co’s business model zd.net/1cwhxHo

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RT @heldavidson: it’s le vibe [Oh I like that!]

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OK, so Ray Hadley is allegedly also an arsehole in is private life. Interesting, but suddenly not in the public interest, I’d have thought.

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“Ray Hadley’s wife lodges apprehended violence applications against him and his son” smh.com.au/national/ray-h…

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RT @vealmince: Liberté, égalité, fraternité? Tell him he’s dreaming! [Oh this is good, tho not for this yarn. Ping @dobes]

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I agree with @nicchristensen, “Fact-based questions not allowed” was a fine thing at @mumbrella this week. mumbrella.com.au/fact-based-que…

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Suddenly suspecting this “big news” about Hadley is less big than it first appeared.

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jonathanvswan Just got a text message from Ray Hadley: “A lawyer acting for Ray Hadley and Suzanne Hadley will make a statement before 7pm”.

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Discovering that it’s almost impossible to combine references to The Castle and the French Revolution in the one headline.

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MikeCarlton01 Hearing that a big Ray Hadley story is about to break. And I mean big.

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glengyron AEC did 911

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MariamVeiszadeh Asylum seeker, 25 year old, Reza Berati killed at Manus Island Detention Centre, under the care of the AUS government pic.twitter.com/6r1QOGyDmI

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@j_hutch @Colgo Hahaha! You used “Bitcoin” and “reliable” in the same sentence.

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j_hutch Head of Australian Electoral Commission quits in the wake of the Western Australian election bungle - smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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@jonoabroad @zdnetaustralia Yeah look, I’m not sure you understand how headlines work.

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chrisjrn The TV in this hotel is displaying the 4:3 feed of @ABCNews24. “Electoral Commissioner” has been truncated to “Oral Commissioner”. Lol.

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@jturner_ibrs You did hear me say North Sydney on Monday. Midday meeting, then to the airport for a 1430 flight. I can come earlier?

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RT @j_hutch: @stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia [LENGHTY ANGRY RANT REDACTED] sounds like an optimal, SEO-friendly headline. [Or a band name.]

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia, even though [LENGTHY ANGRY RANT REDACTED]. Working on the headline.

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davidsirota CAN’T MAKE IT UP: Every episode of Duck Dynasty now receives $70,000 in taxpayer subsidies pando.com/2014/02/20/hol…

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We have flouncing.

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@CosmicRami “Flouncing”? Now that’ll be a challenge for this story. I’ll see what I can do.

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RT @joshgnosis: No hyper platform? [Sorry, how could I forget? There shall be a hyperplatform.]

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Words being put into today’s @zdnetaustralia column: schadenfreude, buttocks, hypertrophied, whacko.

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@0x1C @thegrugq @liamosaur I think “johns” is the word you’re after.

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Oh hang on. I said I’d stop shouting at arsehats for a while. I have to shout some words into this text file now.

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It’s terrible! The Bogans [who?] don’t read about things we want them to know! Won’t someone please make them read stuff we like!

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If every time someone whinging on twitter about the terrible man’s media instead spent $1 on another news outlet, well, problem solved.

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Newspaper owned by man in did not report news making man look bad shock.

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The man tweeting me the status of his testicles can please be stop now.

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@SimsonMc @dannolan Is that really an issue? We all seem to know about it. The term “commercial media” seems to have an obvious meaning.

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Anyway, these audio files have finished copying now, so I shall have to continue shouting at arsehats later.

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RT @vealmince: Also the law is fucked, allowing companies to declare a huge tax loss on a paper transaction. But that’s another issue.

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I suppose this is the legal doctrine of “Who cares what the law or the judgement says? Just appeal everything every time because stubborn.”

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RT @vealmince: The theory is the ATO didn’t appeal because the govt told them to let Rupert have the money. [Oh FFS.]

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There seems to be many arsehats out there who reckon its some failure of <insert govt> that the ATO couldn’t arbitrarily tax unlawfully.

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Gawd. ATO charged Murdoch’s companies some tax. They reckoned it was too much under the law. They sued. They won. They got the tax back.

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What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

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Who are all these arsehats trying to turn Murdoch vs ATO in the Federal Court into a party-political thing? Is that the ONLY prism you know?

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So are you going to write it, @ssharwood, or do I have to phone you again?

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RT @ssharwood: Chap calls and says if I don’t write the story he suggests I join pan-media conspiracy and cower before power.

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jeffsonstein Alcatel-Lucent moving into Tunisia to provide ADSL, VDSL & GPON tech biztechafrica.com/article/agreem…

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RT @bernietb: Meanwhile, at the NBN Co briefing..24.media.tumblr.com/28cfaed17a670f…m2 [Apparently so.]

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I won’t be in North Sydney until Monday, NBN Co, can you save some of those “special biscuits” for me?

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@paulwallbank So why isn’t NBN Co holding this briefing in their well-appointed briefing centre in the NBN Co office?

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j_hutch NBN Co CFO Robin Payne explains why cost of data will come down per user. Ziggy: “I didn’t understand any of that”.

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BenCuzzupe [cocaine use intensifies]
RT @theturfau pic.twitter.com/mel3MXUP4T

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RT @paulwallbank: “That’s an interesting and cosmic question” says Ziggy [Yep, they’ve turned on The Mist in North Sydney.]

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RT @dannolan: there are no words pic.twitter.com/B2qFP31vb1 [Liar. It’s nothing BUT words.]

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BernardKeane Actually @GetUp the ABC’s 2014-15 Budget is $1.1 billion. Try to keep the propaganda factual. pic.twitter.com/xkCQEDvJCY

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hordie Girl, are you a bitcoin? Cause you’re unstable as hell and you’re only worth something to me if other dudes are into you.

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Right. I think I’ve finally got my computer under control.

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TumblrTXT pic.twitter.com/Lup2dP3ji3

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I think they’re all in The Room now. Turn on The Mist.

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joshgnosis Biggest growth in customer numbers on the NBN in the last 12 months was on the fibre network, go figure. Three fold increase.

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joshgnosis Average revenue per user on the NBN was $36.50.

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RT @joshgnosis: NBN speed tiers by take up pic.twitter.com/ubf18WLt4n [Oh, that’ll inspire SO MANY FEELPINIONS.]

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RT @leslienassar: I put my keys in the bowl already. [We all did, Leslie. We all did.]

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Seriously, a “different philosophy” of budgeting, NBN Co? Check your wallets and keys, everyone.

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paulwallbank I never cease to be amazed at how every NBN financial presentation starts with ‘disregard the corporate plan’. Try that in the real world.

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And a “different philosophy to budgeting and forecasting”. So, NBN Co, which one conforms to Australian accounting standards? Or neither?

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If I understand the tweets correctly, the new government has dug NBN Co a REALLY BIG MEMORY HOLE and they’re shovelling HARD.

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louroboros This is what it looks like when I kill processes from my terminal. I can’t tell you how satisfying it feels. pic.twitter.com/2FVkuTndWS

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OK, this seems to have gotten out of hand. pic.twitter.com/siyNfPebHY

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holacrat Things that are Cheaper than WhatsApp …thatarecheaperthanwhatsapp.tumblr.com LMFAO

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RT @sebchan: I raise you this from the same folks vimeo.com/57960146 [Yep. Benny Hill theme “Yackety Sax” on dot matrix printer. Joy.]

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Oh thank you, @intrepidfear, yes! “House of The Rising Sun” played on Tesla coils. youtube.com/watch?v=hgll-X…

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Look. “Eye of the Tiger”. Played on the dot matrix printer. Why don’t you understand how important this is? vimeo.com/58200103

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Your Friday Feem Music is “Eye of the Tiger” played on the dot matrix printer. Yes, you heard me. vimeo.com/58200103 HT @commuter_dirge

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Fri plan: Not have food poisoning; write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder and next 3 days TBA, depending on whether I get paid or not.

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troyhunt I’m sure this’ll work out just fine: “Google WiFi app could automatically log you into Starbucks and public hotspots” flip.it/tgUNg

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Vice_Is_Hip “Turns out it was just a load of custard wearing sparkly hot-pants” - Why Ellie Goulding doesn’t actually exist

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Right, time for a quick shower and shave, another coffee, and then to knock off that happy happy op-ed that @dobes is waiting for.

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RT @juhasaarinen: Sparks don’t really last very long… [They do if the wiring is faulty.]

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Right. So you thought I was in a bitter, foul mood last night? Fools.

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At least the Fascists had the decency to go about their business in uniform.

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Awake? Yep. Coffee? Yep. Breakfast? Yep. Brutalise refugees to shore up the battler vote? Yep. Alles ist in Ordnung, meine Australier!

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tariqkrim For all those who are “baffled” by the WhatsApp price, take a look at this. pic.twitter.com/ib5OYXqaOV

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RT @lukehopewell: This guy for ABC News director. youtube.com/watch?feature=… [Yes. This guy please.]

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“The logic of PNG policy is sanctioned horror”, writes Waleed Aly. And we sanction it. theage.com.au/comment/the-lo…

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Well at least the sworn-in police of that tinpot nation understand that, yes, they obey the orders of their colonial masters’ hired goons.

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The Governor and Company of Merchants of Canberra Trading into the Indies to the North of Australia and Sundry Other Places.

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PNG police “defer to PNG G4S manager”, who then destroys photographer’s IP. G4S = Australia North India Company? smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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@stevebwriter Oh I like “Mighty Twitter Machine”, that’s showing proper respect. Or something.

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@yinettesys Nothing planned at this stage. But I just thought of a way it links to something else in my work queue, so maybe next week.

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It’s back to category 6 this morning, @RealNickHodge.

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Fri plan, draft: Not have food poisoning; write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder and next 3 days TBA, depending on whether I get paid or not.

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chris23 Humans account for less than 40% of all website traffic incapsula.com/blog/bot-traff…

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RT @scottcarson1957: Aerial Photography in 1911. US Navy. pic.twitter.com/bg6EKZqdd8 [They should still do it this way.]

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SafeWOTD “SCABIES”

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RT @theretronaut: 1945: Captured Killinger und Freund Motorrad (more: buff.ly/OdI9o6 pic.twitter.com/ubQHw83OZg [“Captured”? Looted.]

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GiveMeInternet And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X pic.twitter.com/uGmxAjrWkd

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diodesign For God’s sake, malware writers. Don’t hide config data in JPEGs - you’re killing my chance for a ‘Beware geeks bearing GIFs’ headline :(

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Can I get a copy of your rate card in Bitcoin? [Sure, what’s your fax number?]

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US Army has issued an official doctrine on military activities in “cyberspace”. fortunascorner.com/2014/02/20/arm…

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I don’t know why people ridicule Bitcoin. It’s now trading at over $100!

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@marcfennell @juhasaarinen Oh that’s good, yes, the naff-daq as the index for the Douchemarks and Dunning-Krugerrands.

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God I’m full of shit this morning.

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@juhasaarinen I would never do that. I would only write about those people and that subject with the utmost professional respect for all.

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shanselman Today Bitcoin is Linux. Confusing, obscure, user-error prone. It’ll get interesting when Bitcoin becomes Windows-easy.

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RT @juhasaarinen: Winklevosses launch Winkdex for itnews.com.au/News/372967,wi… [Wow, the jokes just write themselves this week.]

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RT @NewtonMark: Hahahaha seriously? RT @jaketapper: On , how legit are new shoebomber fears? [Oh FFS! OMGWTFBBQ. PMSL.]

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TheOnion “The two of us are the ones we truly care about devastating emotionally.” onion.com/1jT7uAG pic.twitter.com/gDIWR5MFwo

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@ozdj The @mumbrella story doesn’t have that detail, but there’s some clues to help. mumbrella.com.au/sydney-enterta…

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@bastardsheep @TheScotsman @EdinburghTrams @johnmcternan More flexible, yes. Also much noisier and far less comfortable.

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@jeremysear @snurb_dot_info (Although I assume that there’s some examination of content to figure out what to call the groups.)

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@jeremysear It’s not categorising tweets, it’s analysing social networks and then showing disjoint communities. Like @snurb_dot_info’s work.

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And Scotland is pretty much the same as Russia. First snow, now trams.

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That Twitter thing must be true. I retweeted two senior left-wing political operators. And trams. Trams are the biggest tell. Communists.

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MT @TheScotsman: @EdinburghTrams’ first journey down Princes St. More pics and video shortly. pic.twitter.com/QxbarSXbPO [HT @johnmcternan]

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RT @qz: Turns out Twitter is even more politically polarized than you thought qz.com/179158 pic.twitter.com/WENhOuM5SM [HT @JoeTrippi]

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Seriously, guys, before we start pushing our homosexual agenda any further, can we at least vote on the minutes of the last meeting?

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“Disney’s ‘Frozen’ accused of pushing secret ‘homosexual agenda’ on ‘innocent children’” pinknews.co.uk/2014/02/20/dis… HT @joshgnosis

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@jperlow @djmer1 @World Go metric and you can legally drive at 100. Think it through, man! Big Oil keeps you at slow, inefficient speeds!

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@jperlow @djmer1 @World No, keep measuring things by the size of a barleycorn or how far a horse can pull a plow. Stay in your place.

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RT @VICE: The artisanal religious sex toy industry is booming: bit.ly/1fk94Im [Gosh thanks, @thegrugq.]

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djmer1 How about the U.S.have a discussion about adopting metric? RT @World: Countries which don’t use the metric system pic.twitter.com/PE7u7Uv5qU

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JM77 “Infinity”? Good to see Samsung’s dialed back the hyperbole for the .

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@myrcurial Indeed. The very concept of going back to about one millionth of the speed astounds me, even though I was there once too.

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Fri plan, draft: Not have food poisoning; write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder and next 3 days TBA, depending on whether I get paid or not.

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semanticwill Who else wants a fucking dopamine squirt?

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markparton So the Greens have managed to ban ‘sow stalls’ in all ACT piggeries. Well done. If only we actually had any piggeries.

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YouTube recommended I show you how Northern Territory folk welcomed the 10th anniversary run of The Ghan train. youtube.com/watch?v=MkBMcS…

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@myrcurial Yeah it’s pretty special. You’re a lucky man. You gonna keep it as it is, or try to get it online?

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HyperPlatformMT Way more Hyper! I’ll show @TurnbullMalcolm! RT @michaelneale: @stilgherrian @myrcurial Malcom Turnbull just placed a huge order for these.

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RT @BryceWeiner: @stilgherrian @myrcurial Where do you put the handset? [I KNOW, LIKE HOW CAN THIS MODERN TECH EVEN WORK?]

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So @myrcurial, “baud” is Canadian for “megabits”, right?

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RT @myrcurial: Got a new modem - should dramatically speed up my telecommunications needs pic.twitter.com/BDcqeyGaaZ [I’m jealous now.]

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A fine short presentation by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) showing what location data alone can reveal. youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWOL_…

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MooseAllain Name That Duck vine.co/v/MZFtHXHt30z

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RT @BlogsofWarTech: Is Microsoft Surface Finally Getting a Mobile Broadband Option? goo.gl/nFVwI1 [Wait, what? It didn’t already?]

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Friday. A distant rumbling, approaching. Simmering resentment. Rising anger. A clenching fist. A slow, narrowing glare. Right. Friday.

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