Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

March 12th, 2014

Suddenly realising why I hadn’t seen anything about that thing in Austin. The mute filters are still in place from last year. Excellent.

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TumblrTXT asthmatics are actually people with the souls of mermaids, who never adapted to breathing air 100% of the time

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QJernalisms BREAKING: Newsroom compares all the places their staff get coffee from in the morning. pic.twitter.com/wvzccH0AQz

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I’m so up for a ministry in the Northern Territory government.

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TheNTNews NT TOURISM MINISTER’S NEW SLOGAN ‘WHERE THE BLOODY F****** HELL ARE YOU, YOU C****’ NOT GOING AS WELL AS HE’D HOPED bit.ly/1gkaOBV

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BarangarooCrane I’m sorry Sydney for the traffic delays, but this is the end to my weight lifting career.. How do you think I feel?

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Back at @bunjaree and only somewhat saturated. the Japanese tourists we helped, less so. Everyone else, well, they’re fucked.

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OK, this has just gone into total downpour storm mode, and the Great Western Highway is blocked at Wentworth Falls with an accident.

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@jamesroywriter Yes, but the long game requires me to trust them enough to make that click. They poison that trust, and eventually lose.

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RT @oberonsghost Dear iTunes Radio…”world music” is more than gentle samba and bossa nova. [HAHAHA idiot.]

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With great restraint, my immediately previous tweet does not include a word starting with “c”.

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A news outlet that overblows a small,inconvenient fire as a Big Deal is (a) honourable, or (b) part of the fucking problem? For 5 points.

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Dear Fucking Media, “X is on fire” and “There is a fire at X” are different things and it’s your JOB to distinguish between them.

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Slate Ha! The ridiculous phrases that universities have trademarked: slate.me/1dNlPKW pic.twitter.com/C4LE5gSKFW

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RT @Xavier_Ho: Oh god I’m finally home. [Well, a Victoria Cross and an OA for you!]

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einspruch I think it is wonderful how our government can do no wrong. Their certainty in every decision should be an inspiration for all of us.

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I can see lightning out the window.

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@chrisberg But we live in such fast-movng times… :/

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OK, this is getting serious. I’m starting to agree with @chrisberg rather a lot. Can someone call my doctor?

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chrisberg turns out ‘everything’ i wanted to know about ios7.1 is too many things

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snurb_dot_info Must be a slow news day if @SBSNews leads with some crane fire in an unimportant part of the country… ?

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mrchrisaddison I just saw a woman with a “One Less Car!” sticker on her bike. So I wound the window down and shouted “Fewer!”

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Surely any article that’s nothing more than “Hey users of X? Your vendor just did Y!” is nothing but corruption? I mean, THEY KNOW ALREADY.

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I mean, iOS users will see for themselves, and people who don’t use iOS don’t care. Do people get paid to write that shit? Wow.

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Why do we need articles explaining “What’s new in iOS version 7.1” when it’ll update automatically soon and we’ll see for ourselves?

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Oh. Yeah. The thing about that torched car in Redfern? That was me extinguishing the fire, and the firefighters can vouch for that. Mostly.

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RT @BlogsofWar: ​Open Letter: Are all hacktivists hypocrites? goo.gl/wdwfvt [Oh dear God, no, perish the thought!]

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chrisberg putting the flag out to tender would be great microeconomic reform, keating-esque even

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Clover has just told me that you’re allowed to torch cars in the Sydney CBD that have moved less that 150m in the last 10 minutes.

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chrisberg hearing a lot about getting rid of the british flag on our flag but not a lot about which country should replace it

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“Potential Urban Renewal Opportunities”! Love you, Sydney! pic.twitter.com/hWshJQ25IB HT @MathewHounsell via @jamezpolley

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“Please find attached transcript of Senator Brandis from this afternoon.” Well that’s cheered me up, obviously. *stabs self in face*

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Every news editor who made A Big Deal out of this Barangaroo fire needs to take a good long look at themselves.

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jeamland “Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle casino!”

*FWOOSH* *crane catches fire*

“Well shit.”

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Prohairetic Where were you when fell?

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prestontowers I do like the way the news ticker works with the bloke who wrote the whisky bible. pic.twitter.com/H4SLpT7RrL

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Sorry, @FRNSW, but I think you should forget trying to portray this as A Big Thing. That just looks like an overgrown urinal.

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RT @FRNSW: Temp. below ground cooling, allowing f/fighters to find & fight the seat of the fire pic.twitter.com/xDWIFUoNsr

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I love you, Tikki.

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RT @manaz_d: @stilgherrian @erkpod Crane smoke is a well known inducer of labour… [Tru dat.]

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RT @erkpod: Hold the front page. Ch 9 reports a lady going into labour stuck in Sydney traffic. [OMFGWTFBBQ1!!1!!]

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glengyron RT @TrendsSydney: Stilgherrian, @stilgherrian is now trending in trendsmap.com/au/sydney

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BanTheBBC “Imagine the public outcry making it a criminal offence to read the Mail without first having bought a subscription to the Guardian”

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RT @glengyron: @stilgherrian So umm… you follow @planetjedward [Oh FFS hell no. There are… “people”. Allegedly.]

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@shiftkey So yeah “damning with faint praise” is a concept. :/

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RT @planetjedward: Waking Up in PlanetJedward is the Coolest! pic.twitter.com/IfF22Ua4cx [Words. What even are they?]

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RT @jplonie: “@stilgherrian: Making poor life decisions.” Hey you chose to come back to twitter. [True. Sorry.]

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crikey_news Who is the federal opposition leader? Does that annoying guy deserve a glassing? Take @firstdogonmoon’s pub test: ow.ly/uuAcn [$]

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Making poor life decisions.

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Yeah look earlier there was a new @5at5daily tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… so subscribe, arseholes tinyletter.com/5at5/

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Vice_Is_Hip Taiwan’s army of Britpop bloggers just want to be left alone to masturbate in public

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RT @erkpod: Can we fire Sydney’s media people out of a cannon & have @stilgherrian live tweet it? [Ping @Pozible.]

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Wherein Fairfax demonstrates ‘understanding’ of copyright infringement AKA piracy. “Supplied.” smh.com.au/entertainment/… pic.twitter.com/RaiWT7Madv

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BarangarooCrane Will I ever lift again? :’(

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lindsayevans I blame the pigeons

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HarbordLawns @BarangarooCrane @stilgherrian Stay Cheerful. For cranes things are looking up.

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MarquisO RT @derekbradley according to acquaintances of @stilgherrian the appropriate choice of action is to find somewhere to eat ramen

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BarangarooCrane Thinking about taking a crash course at KPMG

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BarangarooCrane I’m trying to keep my cool but there’s too much weight on my shoulders!

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BarangarooCrane We will rebuild!

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Oh dear @131500buses that is hilarious!

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131500buses Buses in and out of Sydney CBD now delayed up to 60 minutes due to fire. Use bus tickets on trains and ferries, allow extra time

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

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franksting Get out and walk sydney. Remember every km takes about 10 minutes

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@RISirius @newswithnipples Erm, you do get that the whole point of my tweet is to point out the sexism of commercial TV news?

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RT @geoffco: @stilgherrian people at town hall eating ramen, oblivious to the madness that has befallen their fragile city. [End times!]

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RT @indigoid: @stilgherrian wouldn’t it be terrible, terrible if the tower crane fell on the Macquarie building? [Terrible. So terrible.]

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It’s. A. Bit. Of. Smoke. And. Maybe. A. Crane. Which. Is. Insured. Might. Fall. Over.

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franksting that red line happens every day @stilgherrian between the airport and milperra on the M5. you can’t expect Surry Hills people to know that

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elronxenu @stilgherrian YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE HERE the fear in peoples’ eyes Stil!

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snhcdftt @stilgherrian there’s no buses here in Randwick and HUNDREDS of people queuing and I’m going to have to WALK

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Oh this is hilarious. Mind you, I’m watching Sydney from 100km away and just laughing at their little bubble of fear.

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@jdub So more or less serious than the Barangaroo fire?

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@TomDaveyAus Perhaps. I’m reacting in the context of the OTT news reportage of this minor inconvenience.

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@TomDaveyAus Oh no, I am FAR from taking the piss. I am appalled at the sense of entitlement.

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PEOPLE IN SURRY HILLS HAVE BEEN INCONVENIENCED.

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Gosh, @TomDaveyAus, maybe a 50% increase in travel time. Shall I call an ambulance?

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The Great Sydney Traffic Logjam, in perspective. Can you even SEE the red line? pic.twitter.com/LDPRPFnuYC

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Seriously, @TomDaveyAus, get a map of the Sydney basin and chart a line from the Sydney CBD to Surry Hills. This is bullshit.

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MT @TomDaveyAus: Sydney city traffic a gridlock as far back as Surry Hills. [So maybe 3% along one line of the city. Wow.]

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SYDNEY IS ON FIRE.

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Fuck. French backpackers. This is worse than I imagined.

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newswithnipples @stilgherrian to be fair, it isn’t confined to that hair colour and gender. Also, too many journos interviewing journos about journos.

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Oh FFS if I have to cope with all these German backpackers then I’ll need far more and far better drugs.

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Modern TV Journalism: A blonde chick with no understanding of the issue at hand confidently presents utter bullshit to camera. Five stars.

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@dannolan If a falling crane drops a freeway, then it was an incompetently constructed freeway.

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So, @dannolan, they should just drop the crane, take control and deal with it, right?

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dannolan @stilgherrian appaz the crane will fall and fuck up the freeway and then we’ll be playing sydney on hard mode

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So a bit of smoke on one building site in the Sydney CBD is causing systemic transport delays? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Arsehats.

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corduroy Have they filmed the episode of Rake where Tikki’s casino burns down?

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jeamland Show us yer mantissa.

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@drearyclocks I admire your confidence. But memories… linger.

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stevewerby The RSA Conference asked me to rate their mobile app. After I gave it a poor rating, they asked why. To be blunt: pic.twitter.com/MuH53r86HL

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 15 | 12 March 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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RT @juhasaarinen: @dannolan @stilgherrian Have you any idea how much petrol it takes to set fire to shit? [Yes. Yes, I do. Why?]

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dannolan pro lifehack tip: if some of your shit is all fucked up just start setting fire to shit

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@swearyanthony You seem to be under the impression that I think gassing the lot of you would be a bad thing.

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@drearyclocks Yeah look that just went a bit… complicated. Let’s just erase the last hour.

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OMFG FIRE CREWS RESPOND TO ROUTINE MINOR INCIDENT WITH COMPETENCE SHOCK.

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swearyanthony Whoa. Smoke from hellmouth now pitch black. No new pope today

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Tourists in Blue Mountains threatened by Barangaroo fire… No wait instagram.com/p/lblfOMCFtX/

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@stephanieando Indeed. A crane might fall down. It’s insured. Can we move on now?

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@drearyclocks I know you like* it when I hurt you. (*imagine, in my quiet moments)

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I am helping, obviously.

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So, @SBSNews @stephanieando, there’s no “concern” about people being killed or even just injured? Take a fucking Xanax!

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MT @SBSNews: Potential for crane collapse is key concern, Superindentent Ian Krimmer tells @stephanieando bit.ly/1dOKEGu [CONCERN!]

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snare FREE AS IN FREEBASE

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So @drearyclocks is a jernalist now? Well fuck me.

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Waiting for the terrible, terrible news that Sydney’s trains at Wynyard might be delayed by a few minutes. OH THE HUMANITY.

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MT @brigidglanville: Just took 1 hour to drive from Ultimo to north Sydney. @702sydney @rglover702 avoid the CBD . [Poor petal. *pats*]

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RT @NickDRalston: Two hours in and the smoke is still a real concern. pic.twitter.com/UgEn0KcXQK [Sorry, WHO is concerned, exactly?]

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If anyone’s been hurt in this fire, then my deepest sympathy. But FFS, there are people who get shot at trying to get their drinking water.

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Credit to @FRNSW for their hard work, but this is hardly the fucking apocalypse and news media need to get a sense of perspective. Arsehats.

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MT @FRNSW: Crews continue to fight a at a construction site. pic.twitter.com/BhDiiguNNO [Standing around, a bit of water.]

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RT @BlueSkyHelis: Covering the from the air with instagram.com/p/lbjHRVEKdg/ [So, a TINY fire. Thanks.]

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RT @dobes: Check out this informative book that I picked up. pic.twitter.com/n8vX1bTFJK [Is that a skirt you’re wearing?]

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Everything is always funnier when you know the truth.

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NewtonMark Nothing on Google Crisis Map about Barangaroo. How will people know whether their loved ones are safe?

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So in terms of slack-jaw yokel entertainment value, should I be following Crimea or MH370?

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smurray38 In which Beech-Jones J. of the NSW Supreme Court wrestles with the concept of a “world wide web address” twitpic.com/dy1o5o

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kalebhorton One day, sooner than you’d think, this picture will be all that remains of Wolf Blitzer. pic.twitter.com/9cn169xYWI

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“Get your product into the hands of our Business Babes!!” sourcebottle.com/query.asp?ref=… Ping @dobes

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RT @R_Chirgwin: @stilgherrian The enemy of my enemy is my asteroid! [Tru dat.]

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JohnJohnsonson So effing sad for billionaire cuntflap James Packer having his new 60-floor casino go up in flames :(

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RT @R_Chirgwin: @stilgherrian What’s left wing about an asteroid? [So the asteroid’s natural enemy, Bruce Willis, is a socialist? No way.]

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Seriously, @R_Chirgwin, you need to drop all your lefty bullshit and embrace the power of shoulder-launched rocket weapons.

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RT @garystark: @stilgherrian @lukehopewell Mastication, dear lad. Mastication. [I know what I read.]

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@NewtonMark @franksting Shit. I was paid for an interview recently. I am so fucked.

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For some reason I am doing all of @lukehopewell’s linkbait work today.

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In which @lukehopewell suggests prominent masturbation as a solution to many problems. gizmodo.com.au/2014/03/why-yo…

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johnb78 Nothing can go wrong RT @dailydot: Redditors search satellite photos for missing plane: bit.ly/OixKH5

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“Please join us for the launch of [REDACTED] next Tuesday 7.30am…” HAHAHHAHAHAHAH. You have got to be kidding.

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Oh excellent, Sydney Media. The “smell of smoke” is an “emergency”. You’ll be fucked if we ever have a 1000-casualty incident, won’t you.

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If that’s a “Ministerial Advisory Council”, @TurnbullMalcolm, it needs a lot of re-jigging. Surely you’re embarrassed by that photo?

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RT @jonoabroad: @stilgherrian @TurnbullMalcolm one isn’t wearing blue/charcoal suit. [But that’s @paulwfletcher. Doesn’t count.]

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RT @ygpryd: meanwhile in russia pic.twitter.com/a7Q25HQXM2 [HT @juhasaarinen, but I am VERY sceptical about this image.]

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RT @QuizmasterBrad: I found the woman! Ok, next one. This is better than Where’s Wally. [Indeed.]

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Also on 7 March, @TurnbullMalcolm celebrated the diversity of leadership of Australia’s telcos. Hats off to you, Sir! pic.twitter.com/VxsrsAsHcz

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On 7 March @TurnbullMalcolm celebrated the diversity of Australian media ownership. pic.twitter.com/s5eyr3gfF6

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Davidramli .@KateLundy wants to rename the Coalition’s “MyBroadband” website to “My estimated median peak speed”. Not quite as catchy…

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Oh dear God, all these tweets.

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MeredithFrost This life-sized origami elephant was made from a single sheet of paper: mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs… pic.twitter.com/OFSDBZHBcX

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@voiceofapollo Thanks. The whole episode was extremely weird. I still await their formal communication and due process.

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Sydney? Just do us all a favour and burn the entire thing.

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Can I just say that not looking at any daily news for more than a week creates precisely ZERO gap in my life.

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@scottcarson1957 Wait. Didn’t I see you threatening to shatter a party guest’s femur with a well-placed .45 round? @dobes

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RT @Cryptoterra: oh my god pic.twitter.com/FcR2mmTV2f [Goodness. An artist who knows are history.]

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RT @scottcarson1957: You make Punxsutawney Phil ashamed of himself……. [The groundhog is probably smarter. And better dressed. @dobes]

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RT @alexkidman: But are you armed with Gladioli? [I shall bring gladioli to the next lunch we’re at. Dell on Monday?]

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RT @GreenJ: am seriously considering filtering sydney and barangaroo. [By “filtering”, I trust you mean “gunning down in cold blood”.]

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Bad luck, possums, I’m still alive.

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