Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 15th, 2014

ashedryden We need fewer programmer bootcamps and more “unfuck your startup by learning about ethics” bootcamps.

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I should’ve gotten wine. Or strychnine.

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@PSyvret Redgum? Fuck, I had no idea things were that bad!

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What happens when your television fills up with bloated feelpinions? The old CRTs used to just explode. What about LCDs and LEDs.

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Anyway, it’s South Australia’s own fault for not electing Stormy Summers as Lord Mayor of Adelaide. Suffer, arsehats.

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RT @troyhunt: Microsoft Is Doing Us All A Favor By Killing Windows XP flip.it/TSv45 [Happy to give further names to MSFT, if keen.]

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@mpesce It’s French. It’s about being cultured. You wouldn’t understand.

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It’s not a “race”, @abcnews. No candidate can do anything to change the result now. This faux suspense is entirely a media creation.

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Election night feels eh, possums? Nothing happens until the count is done anyway, so you might as well do something else until then.

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Listening to @Herring1967’s “Meaning of Life”, which he just described as a cross between Jimmy Savile and The Ring. comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richa…

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South Aust has a parliament? I though everything was just worked out over lunch with the ‘Tiser editor at that bistro on Leigh St?

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Does @ABCNews24 have a separate camera angle so we can see what @AntonyGreenABC looks like from under the desk? Asking for a friend.

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blahblahellis The person writing ninemsn stories is either an idiot or hilarious. Eg, this “curse”: pic.twitter.com/HaPNOWimXo

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AdrianOHara Briefs, boxers or go commando? @TonyAbbottMHR

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GordyPls Fuck, does literally anyone out there know how to news? We have no decent news…

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RT @sylmobile: after the storm instagram.com/p/ljf7mwEddh/ cc @R_Chirgwin [So wait, you’re saying this huge monster just ATE the plane?]

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@waferbaby @JonoH Well indeed. It’s a comment on him, not you. [And hello after a long time.]

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So @scottcarson1957 has been tweeting some useful stuff about how you’d disable various avionics in a Boeing 777.

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@JonoH To be honest, I read it and it’s fair to say I found it a bit meh. YMMV, obviously.

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I still don’t understand what the Malaysians were doing with the mechanical S&M pig.

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BlogsofWar I really wish I hadn’t listened to the Malaysian PM - Somehow he actually found a way to introduce more WTFness into this story.

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@SnarkyPlatypus «Nous allons contrôler l’horizontale. Nous allons contrôler la verticale. Nous pouvons rouler l’image, faisons flottent…»

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Wait. Has anyone heard from John McAfee in the past few days?

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sylmobile Is Turkmenistan at the Crystal Street end of Petersham?

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RT @R_Chirgwin: The illuminati run HAARP now? [What do you mean, “now”?]

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It was HAARP. I keep telling you, but you won’t listen.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je demande pourquoi nous ne pouvons pas simplement déployer le gaz, et les étouffer tout.

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chrisberg hijacked plane could be anywhere, even your street, be alert watch your neighbours

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ben_hr The NSW education system is failing us RT @TrendsSydney: ‘lightening’ is now trending in benhr.net/1cI4J2N

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, radar and its capabilities. I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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Damn, I thought someone said that Balmain had been dissolved. If only.

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Oh FFS, @RealNickHodge… “In”… “On a trajectory towards”… Either way it’s all off in some weird foreign place. @chris_bloke @ABCNews24

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RT @chris_bloke: Hey @ABCNews24 he said Turkmenistan, not Turkey! [Meh, whatever.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui, il est important de poser les questions de certains messieurs. Je suis prêt. Et vous?

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@R_Chirgwin It hasn’t been all gloomy, but obviously not a lot of the ol’ sunshine. I’ll re-check before sunset.

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@ClaireRPorter Well true, that. And there is sometimes even a meal. WE MUST CHANGE NOTHING.

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Ah, the hashtag is , as you’d expect.

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@ruth_parslow @jonkudelka Well I’m in eucalypt forest so I’m gonna busk it.

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@R_Chirgwin 44.7V on the dial, 6.4kVA coming in from the panels now that the sun is out again after the rainstorm. No rain on the radar.

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@jonkudelka Yeah look I don’t think we can be friends any more.

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msmarto I promise no inane commentary, just the numbers as they roll in. Handy if ur trying to follow election while also having a life.

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This “bloke’s question” thing is going to dominate politics until after the next Question Time, isn’t it.

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@kcarruthers Well no argument with that part. I look forward to Labor choosing a leader.

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glengyron Newtown High School is the new Scott Ludlam, is that how this all works?

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@kcarruthers Surely there’s enough of that to play with, and “Can’t even debate 13yo kids” is a new card to add to the hand?

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@seearjay @olive_new Indeed, “Perhaps someone up the back” or whatever would’ve been better. Ain’t hindsight glorious.

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@rosiedream You know there’s a NSW Dept Ed protocol for using footage of school students? Not allowed to identify them. Maybe deliberate.

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@seearjay It was awkwardly worded, sure, but there’s far more embarrassing things to focus on in that little video.

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@ivovic Yeah, if we want to thump Mr Rabbit with the Gender Bat, there’s bigger, more solid ones at hand that can’t be defended against.

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@Aitch_El As opposed to, say, counting panellists on a TV show, or cabinet ministers? Goose, gander etc. (Literally, in this case…)

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Well fuck me, here I am defending Mr Rabbit against an accusation of sexist. There’s something you don’t see every day.

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It was a mixed group of students, he said he’d answer three questions. The first two were from girls, so maybe it was a boy’s turn? (2/2)

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Not EVERYTHING Mr Rabbit says that mentions a gender has to be forced through the prismatic news funnel of his appalling attitudes… (1/2)

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@seearjay Mixed group of students, he said he’d answer three questions. The first two were from girls, so he figured it was a boy’s turn?

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Wow that weather hitting Auckland looks really bad. The Americans must’ve turned on HAARP to look for MH370.

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Why is inside.com illustrating the alleged hijack of a Malaysian Boeing 777 with a photo of a 747? “It’s a plane, close enough?”

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Ah, so it looks like I’m about to be rained upon. pic.twitter.com/Zb5OVkM9Op

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@marymad True, though Monday is already going to be busy. I may have to recycle some of this anger into words on Sunday.

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@glengyron Stop shoving your heterosexual agenda down my throat.

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I am going to so angry with so many things by Monday.

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@StanDevia “Hate”? I think you over-read my comment.

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I want to turn the story that tweet links to into a Venn diagram, but I think some sort of interdimensional wormhole would open up.

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Assistant Treasurer Sinodinos sued by shareholders of Obeid-linked company for misleading and deceptive conduct? abc.net.au/news/2014-03-1…

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@Colvinius @tomgara Was that on Lenin’s popular late-night TV chat show, “In Moscow Tonight”?

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@NewtonMark Leaving AU on the eve of the Grand Prix or Melbourne Cup is always good timing.

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Committing several kinds of wrong, via the internet, with accomplices.

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Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes.

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suznannah I thought that meant I had seen everything, but then I saw this… pic.twitter.com/QWg2ef63Mc

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@franksting “Must not have been employed in the media industry”? Um…

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@umityalcinalp @petercoffee There are all good thoughts. Thanks, you two. Much appreciated.

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@RealNickHodge This seems fair. I am familiar with the Browning 9mm, as you know.

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@jodiem @petercoffee @umityalcinalp I can’t speak to your own skills, but yeah it’s about resources and organisation.

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RT @kcarruthers: I’m not bossy. I’m just right, and you should do what I say. [See what I mean?]

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annetreasure Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Oxford English Dictionary buff.ly/1gkvwNB i love the evolution of language

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InTheGardenMag Ha ha ! “@CygnusBooks: Now this is a great idea
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@franksting They were the body bags they put the dead Argentinians in after the Falklands War.

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@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 Admittedly I did Latin at school, but I got the references to The Hon Soapy the Ankle QC.

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@NewtonMark Isn’t it “cat /dev/random > goodledrive:snowdendocs.pgp” for a few days?

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Deleting a tweet I was about to tweet because it was probably very, very sexist and definitely a bit blue for this hour.

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burgotastic @TurnbullMalcolm Hey Mal, it’s the Ides of March, in case you wanted to make your move

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@umityalcinalp @petercoffee See, that’s engineering. Whereas in comp sci it was all Turing and lambda calculus and Chomsky on grammar.

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RT @losowsky: I demand a movie spin off RT @daCMatic: I am dying pic.twitter.com/CLl6dTgbVQ [No, a 26-episode series! @DavidParis]

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losowsky I demand a movie spin off RT @daCMatic: I am dying pic.twitter.com/hIjyZNTKTw

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gigasquid Anorher futurist telling me how we are going perfect AI and live forever. Meanwhile, I have the common cold and my Roomba just ate my sock.

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TumblrTXT List ur fucking race/ethnicity on your blogs or don’t follow me.

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Investigating @s_bridges’ podcast “Several Suburbs”, which seems interesting. severalsuburbs.com HT @ben_hr

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No, you wouldn’t download an airliner.

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SBSNews US officials say someone may have diverted the missing Malaysia Airlines plane in an “act of piracy” sbs.com.au/news/storystre…

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I assume that going “ethnobotanical” is just a euphemism for screwing the local Greek greengrocer?

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Breakfast is organic chicken breast stir-fried with “beanettes” in cumin, chilli, soy sauce and lime. instagram.com/p/lijhyEiFmD/

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Really, they should have called them “teeny weeny beanies”, eh @PeteLawler?

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This is the world we live in, people! instagram.com/p/lihg4mCFjE/

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Dear The Media: A “powerful” cyber attack would be when we didn’t even realise it was happening, until EVERYTHING failed at once. Idiots.

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I see that “powerful cyber attack” is going to be reported aplenty, confusing quantity with quality as always.

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Sat plan, draft: Potter relaxedly through some planning tasks, because there’s much to do in coming weeks; produce a SEKRIT thing; wine.

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@petercoffee @umityalcinalp Oh thanks, Peter, that clarifies one of the points that I’ve been trying to put into words in recent weeks.

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@PeteLawler The finniest thing about the one I posted is the comment saying it’s Marilyn Manson. Erm, not quite. Though actually…

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Vote. Vote hard. Vote deep. Vote as much as you damn well like, you poor bastards, but whatever you do, you’re fucked.

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davidgerard JavaScript falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters. usenix.org/system/files/1…

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Richard Dawkins is to Atheism as this song is to Christianity. Or maybe the inverse. youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU…

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piss_wizard “hey richard dawkins check out this number pi”
“whats so special about it”
“its irrational lol”
*dawkins screams, becomes dust*

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RT @sylmobile: George Brandis explains the law: d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/8… [Got it, yep, ta.]

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I have suddenly been inspired to do a certain thing later today. But let’s see whether that can fit into a plan.

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moonpolysoft sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from thought leadership

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“Members of the Chamber of Commerce include Bombardier, Boeing and Bank of Melbourne.” Others too, but the journo didn’t turn to “C”.

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AequoEtBono “Sometimes numbers are not good indicators of what is going on in reality”, says post-factual VECCI chief. m.theage.com.au/victoria/disun…

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“It’s time for the The Honourable Soapy the Ankle QC, Attorney-General and Minister for the Arts, Show, animated by John Kricfalusi.”

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@PeteLawler Sorry, I do keep forgetting. One must always prop up the status-insecurities of the pompous and effete.

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Right, one more coffee, and then it’s time to do something interesting with a chicken.

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@juhasaarinen Sir, you expect too much, even from a fax.

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@juhasaarinen Yeah this is obviously too complicated for you. I’ll send you a fax.

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“It’s time for the Soapy the Ankle Show, animated by John Kricfalusi.”

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@juhasaarinen You are doing nothing to dispel the impression that New Zealand is populated entirely by idiots.

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SnarkyPlatypus “I had sex in the closet with my child’s school teacher. Now give me my Doritos!”

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In which Attorney-General Soapy the Ankle lectures Fran Kelly about “arrogant” and “unreasonable”, a transcript. attorneygeneral.gov.au/transcripts/Pa…

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The America, an entertainment wonderland!

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fieldproducer Hmm sounds like a fun way to spend a Friday night… RT @washingtonpost: Watch this man recite 1,010 digits of pi wapo.st/1gqaPUS

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markmorford “Watch Lady Gaga Get Doused In Neon Vomit While Riding A Mechanical S&M Pig At SXSW, Brought To You By Doritos” bit.ly/1cZMg2f

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@MayaPosch Sounds like you’ve implemented a pan-pan solution!

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“Crownies: Rough Trade”.

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Why are people crapping on about Pi? One backward, fading empire with 4% of the world’s population can’t write dates properly… Sigh.

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@umityalcinalp @petercoffee Hah! Why thank you! Now I wish I could remember where I stole the goat from.

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We’re talking there about my column “Want secure software? Listen to Marge Simpson” at @zdnetaustralia zdnet.com/want-secure-so…

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@umityalcinalp @petercoffee Perhaps, yes, but in the context of the column, programming is what I needed to be writing about, I think.

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@petercoffee Oh thank you for that, Peter. I’m glad my editor @dobes lets me stir the pot a little… ;)

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NortonOnline This new on Facebook claims that “Malaysia Plane MH370 Has Been Spotted” DON’T GET FOOLED! bit.ly/1kRG4f2

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Saturday. Initially, a sense of escape, of freedom. But then, the realisation it’s merely slavery and drudge in a different form. Saturday.

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mfa_russia Lavrov and Kerry. Hope they will be back pic.twitter.com/ZXDFNSCzhE

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FlightDKM Keeping conspiracy theorists quiet by asking them to comb endless photos of sea water is black-belt level trolling.

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“Honest Trailers - The Lord of the Rings” youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9S…

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