Collapsing.
@Asher_Wolf Oh thanks, yes, I’d heard about this, so it’s good to see a report. Meanwhile, this. http://t.co/kaAMHgm9oI
@JohnBirmingham Hey thanks, John, but I’d still have liked to have seen your version.
@robcorr Thank you, you are most kind.
“Announcing the Return of ‘The 9pm Edict’stilgherrian.com/edict/00023e/F359 Also on SoundClsoundcloud.com/skankmedia/TueQ
New video: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection, Finale†https://t.co/Jj46sgETiI
mukimu #Perth is planning a delicious new Opera House, you say? ow.ly/wjUbr pic.twitter.com/wSGfcNgnht
@BENCHPR Ah yes, the headline is also mine, thank you.
So, um, I wrote this at @zdnetaustralia today: “Enjoy your Ubergasm, but don’t expect respect in the morning†http://t.co/6tWOwuKCCg
@R_Chirgwin After one hour of burning dinosaur juice, there is 50.4V in the cupboard.
@SnarkyPlatypus C’est la vidéo finale de La Résurrection. Je n’ai pas de vie.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Le jour est plein de libertaires et fantasmes sexuels inadéquats. J’édite une vidéo. Et vous?
@R_Chirgwin Plus it’s going down to 6C tonight.
R_Chirgwin Battery is delivering 48.0V, but it’ll be a cloudy morning and I’ll be rushing around, so I’m running the generator for an hour.
RT @5at5daily: “5at5 number 43 | 30 April 2014†Combat aircraft, electricity prices, drugs, organgutans, and Dunning-Kruger. http://t.co/…
Yeah, me at @zdnetaustralia: “Enjoy your Ubergasm, but don’t expect respect in the morning†http://t.co/6tWOwuKCCg
@dobes Oh dear God, don’t encourag@swearyanthonyny.
RT @jeamland: Prime Minister The Honorable Neo-con Sex Kitten? [You got it in one, Supercuddles.]
Pyne? No, that’s laughable. A Queenslander? Yeah nah. So that leaves only one choice. Prime Minister Julie Bishop. You know it makes sense.
Things are so toxic in NSW politics that the next PM can’t possibly be from NSW, so no Hockey, no Turnbull, not even Morrison…
I have just been given a theory, which may perhaps come to pass if the “Dinner w Abbott†thing at iCAC takes down the PM…
RT @GeorgeBludger: Oh boy “@davrosz:AWH receipt for $2650 for “Dinner w Abbott” emerges at #ICAC http://t.co/7yQVg4FwDM Abbott denied ever …
Another dreadful day at Wentworth Falls… pic.twitter.com/wqsE0OTz3Y
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Enjoy your Ubergasm, but don’t expect respect in the morning†http://t.co/6tWOwuKCCg
@jeffsonstein @mpesce @ssharwood Look here, Prof Sonstein, can you just please stop that?
New blog post: “Finalist in the Optus IT Journalism Awards†http://t.co/r4gksIobgV #lizzies
Whatever @ssharwood is at, it sounds like I should be grateful that I’m not.
RT @ssharwood: Now hearing about nail-art-as-a-service enabled by the IoT. Time to push the planet into the sun.
RT @stevemcilhatton: Some kind of Grindr/uber mashup app? “hot cabbies in your area now†[Interesting. Unlikely@zdnetaustraliaia]
My thoughts on ‘ride sharing†apps will appear@zdnetaustraliaalia at some point today, with many inappropriate allusions.
“Transport for NSW statement regarding ‘ride sharing’ appsâ€, a press release from a few minutes ago. http://t.co/TzyopRgSL5
RT @ChrissieM: @mpesce @BundyB for the next #convoyofCLIEV ? [Christ no. I wouldn’t want to be trapped in a car with those people.]
I have just become aware of this exchange on Twitter and I have become concerned. @mpesce @BundyB pic.twitter.com/H18ZbiNjHG
New (late) blog post: “Weekly Wrap 203: A short, productive week in autumnâ€, being the usual links to my stuff. http://t.co/Rt4DKR4IBW
@R_Chirgwin It’s been cloudy, but the battery is still delivering 47.1V, so with a “mostly sunny†afternoon we should be good for tonight.
Wed plan, unordered: Much administrivia; plan May media production schedule; blogging x 3; @5at5daily; The 9pm Edict pre-production; wine.
@MickWest @NewtonMark Good lord, it takes a particular kind of willful ignorance to do that, doesn’t it. Sigh. They’re a weird bunch.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Miranda’s turned on Tones. IT’S ON.
@MickWest @NewtonMark Look, we’re “helpingâ€â€¦ ;)
RT @PeteDotAscian: @stilgherrian @NewtonMark Using SHOUTY CAPS always makes things more true. [YES I KNOW THAT WHY THEY’RE SO GOOD.]
GonzoHacker There is also a sizable idiot market that you can sell to, but then you’re the asshole
@call_me_tomasso @NewtonMark It’s beautiful, isn’t it. A very fine example indeed.
GonzoHacker The hard part of monetization is that people with money to spend are assholes, so you have to cater to assholes or sell your users to them.
“Busted Pilot Forgets To Turn Off CHEMTRAILS While Landing†http://t.co/XQmFKvBVhe HT @NewtonMark http://t.co/Xz7CYRTGFF
“John Kerry says he ‘used the wrong word’ when he said Israel was on track to become an apartheid state.†That’s one way of putting it, yes.
“The Russian Underground, Revisitedâ€, an updated report on cybercrime from Trend Micro. http://t.co/7IHAPBbesQ
The issues behind A-G Soapy the Ankle QC’s comments on copyright and piracy, by Swinburn’s @angelacdaly http://t.co/s4JwwdsiuP
“Fact-Checking Hillary Clinton’s Comments About Edward Snowden and the NSA†https://t.co/FKeiPwTUSD
@damonism Ah yes, not scare quotes at all, but the name of the journal. As you presumably figure out already.
“US conservatives frightened & confused by pope’s moral world†https://t.co/4TrGs5slfL HT @MarkBahnisch
“It’s only metadata though, righpic.twitter.com/0EjnmGyJrCmGyJ@leslienassarn@jeamlandamland
RT @jeamland: It’s only metadata though, right? [The social graph? Oh yes indeed. Just metadata. (Though you can click through for data.)]
RT @Inglebert11: It goes bananas when you press on AWH [Yes, it does, doesn’t it.]
The ABC has made a helpful interactive “social graph†of connections between ICAC witnesses. http://t.co/1v7EuF3tiz http://t.co/8dzujSdTIT
@SnarkyPlatypus Aujourd’hui ressemble, il sera tout à fait raisonnable, une fois que la pluie efface. Mon plan est solide.
One day Mr Rabbit will actually take responsibility for something that comes out of his mouth. rather that dribbling endless excuses.
“The Prime Minister says he doesn’t think it’s a broken promise,†Yes, that’s the basic problem with the Prime Minister.
@umairh So many people say things like this.
@kcarruthers Something is very wrong with @umairh. I think we should send him a care package.
RT @umairh By 2032, American “news” consisted of 27,000 men competing to explain the single piece of journalism that was published annually.
RT @umairh: The 2000s were more innocent times. For example, we never knew goatse was actually a map of the future.
Wed plan, draft, unordered: Much administrivia; plan May media production schedule; blogging x 3; @5at5daily; The 9pm Edict pre-production.
@iiadamogrady @kjmci @gusworldau Stop it. Just stop it.
Cool4ideas Brilliant protest in Lisbon: Wheelchairs parked with notes on them “be right back” and “just getting something”. pic.twitter.com/rrgZ4vsIjk
@kjmci @gusworldau @iiadamogrady I am a professional when it comes to dreadful human beings.
@R_Chirgwin It was sunny most of yesterday, didn’t run the generator last night, the battery is still delivering 47.5V right now. Sweet.
@rebeccacaroe I assume the rowing is at Penrith? Or have I misunderstood?
johnthelutheran PreCISEly. RT @zugzwanged: @johnthelutheran i.imgur.com/fstK5x7.gif
So yeah @kjmci @gusworldau @iiadamogrady you are all dreadful human beings.
Dear Journalists, whenever you describe something with which you were previously unfamiliar as “crazyâ€, please stab yourself in the face.
“It’s Crazy What Can Be Hacked Thanks to Heartbleedâ€, reports @WIRED, using ‘crazy’ in this crazy new way. http://t.co/8pwcwrRUd3
“Unskilled and Unaware of Itâ€, Dunning and Kruger’s original “Psychology†paper from 2009. https://t.co/OeqXLu8cIn (PDF)
@rebeccacaroe Well that was the spam talking, not me. Rowing would be good, but I need something a bit closer than 50km, alas.
My mind is boggling at her story of an orangutan kept in a logging camp for prostitution. http://t.co/vNRERTMzc8
This profile of Lone Droscher Nielsen, founder of Nyaru Menteng Orangutan Rescue Center, is astounding. http://t.co/vNRERTMzc8
@patrickgjackson @cward1e Oh cool. I’m hoping to get more background blogging happening too, now that some things have been sorted out.
@patrickgjackson @cward1e That’s lovely stuff, Patrick. I always enjoy these glimpses beyond the formal news stories.
cward1e BBC journo @patrickgjackson has a lovely Tumblr where he’s posting about people he meets as he covers Euro election patrickgjackson.tumblr.com
@kjmci Aren’t they just.
@scottcarson1957 Yeah look are you sure you want to start taking responsibility for everything The America does? Could work against you.
And with one phone call to The America I have significantly reduced my stress levels. Whew.
@kjmci I shall send you an appropriate* message at an appropriate* time.
Spam just arrived: “Have you noticed how you have become so fat and hopeless?†Gosh, thanks.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens terrible. Je n’ai pas eu assez de sommeil. Et il est humide et venteux là -bas. Et vous?
Well here we are then, people, it’s Wednesday. I hope you’re satisfied.
@mpesce No, my answer for everything contain more imperatives and expletives. Far more.
There’s a twibbon for that.
@jeamland I submit to a pull request quite often, but… hang on… what are we talking about again?
@jeamland I think on he radio earlier I may have blamed open source software for Hitler, but everyone will forget by next week.
You can’t say “That woman is so not rootable†without getting complaints, but it’s OK to say it about men. Except when they have guns. Shit.
Why, @jeamland, would you even put Eric S Raymond and sex in the same sentence? What is wrong with you?
RT @jeamland: Just got reminded of Eric S. Raymond’s sex advice series again. It’s like losing the game except instead of the game it’s you…
@KyBusiness “Sliders†are not a thing, Ky. How many of these people have you stabbed so f#samsungavngav
Has @davpope been making cartoons again? Or is this an old one? pic.twitter.com/ZUdOIkndcM
RT @GordyPls: How good is Kuldelka [“Not veryâ€, why?]
RT @S7U: HOLY FUCK GEORGE BRANDIS AND KEVIN RUDD HAD A LOVE CHILD http://t.co/zxvpDriE6G
RT @oberonsghost: Those goats, @stilgherrian, those goats. https://t.co/OZPiMb3qQ7 [Yeah this is pretty wrong.]
Dolphins are, as I have said before, arsehats.
He is a dolphin. He is not to be trusted.
@Devar I hear this rhetoric a lot, but it seems little more than bravado. I’m willing to be convinced, but it’ll take more than slogans.
Village Life is in progress.
@Devar Short version: Why would nation states let it happen?
“Irish” pub with Police, that is, the usual thing. pic.twitter.com/0nTcR2pdEg
God you people are stupid.
IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION YOU ARSEHATS.
Can anything explain Tracey Grimshaw, I mean, really?
@thewireradio No worries, you’re right, it’ll keep.
@manaz_d Watch it.
@BundyB Working on it.
RT @BBCWorld: Are crypto-currencies the future of money? bbc.in/1knVlSk pic.twitter.com/hEcOOzJhRa [No.]
@thewireradio That’s sweet, thank you, but I’ve already said you made the right decision. Great show tonight.
I should probably remind this barman of his responsibilities under RSA rules.
It astounds me that anyone with any critical thinking skills at all would have appointed Tim Wilson to anything, let alone an actual job.
Word Puzzle: One letter at a time, change “Tim Wilson†into “Useless Cuntâ€. Hah! Trick question! No need to change any letters at all!
@bengrubb You are going to suffer so much, let me tell you.
RT @ABCthedrum: Here’s Malcolm Fraser’s article on @ABCthedrum [Thanks for the warning.]
@jturner_ibrs @thewireradio Nah, they made the right choice. That was a great episode.
RT @paulkidd: .@chrisberg on @theprojecttv just refused to rule out armed revolution occurring in Australia in the near future. [Well good!]
RT @lukew: “It’s very un-Samsung-like to leave an entire inch between Galaxy devices.†http://t.co/0Cy8ba50J1
Given the stories that @thewireradio ran today, bumping me was the right choice. Great show tonight.
@druey It’s all cool, Druey, there will be other methods of subscribing up in a few days.
Radio bumps me, the tech press bumps me, I can take a hint.
Hmmm. I think @thewireradio has bumped me. That’s cool.
@SnarkyPlatypus En raison de l’incompétence scandaleuse, je serai publié demain. Je ne peux cependant pas expliquer le gouvernement.
‘Co@thewireradioio is produced by journalism students at UTS. And it’s a great program.
I keep forgetting how good @thewireradio is. Given that I lecture at UTS every now and then, I should pimp it more often.
@SamanthaRegione Indeed, @radioadelaide was where I started, then ABC @891adelaide, then manager of @ThreeDRadio, then to Sydney.
@mogadeet I dunno. When we get to it. It was pre-recorded grabs for a package.
@NewtonMark @RealNickHodge Fuck off.
@mogadeet Click on “listen nowâ€.
@RealNickHodge Stop it.
SwiftOnSecurity Based on how humanity has handled Windows XP EOL, I’d say the climate is pretty much screwed.
I’ve got a soft spot for communty radio ‘cos that’s where I started, and I was station manager at a community station one year in the 1990s.
@joshgnosis @dobes You and me both. Enjoy.
@paulkidd Alas, not that “The Wireâ€. If only.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai été très productif, mais certaines personnes ont réussi à transmettre ma sagesse au monde. Et vous?
@SpawnRich True. But it’s been mostly a sunny day here, so we’re all good.
I’m talking internet security on “The WIre†tonight. 2SER Sydney will stream it live at 1800 AEST at http://t.co/B8P3UpqSKa
ThatDamonGuy @triplejHack I used to kick in doors doing dope raids. Now I use it daily instead of OxyContin to treat a police injury. #prochoice
The media industry is the best industry to work in ever. Obviously.
@dobes Am I up today or tomorrow? Asking for a friend.
@dobes @joshgnosis I will be exploring this issue, yes.
@dobes @joshgnosis It’s true. They are.
@jturner_ibrs It’s not about size, James.
@dobes @joshgnosis Americans? Eurovision? Nah, it’ll never happen.
@dobes @joshgnosis I’m recording “The 9pm Shire†in Cronulla on Saturday. My fans have spoken.
@jturner_ibrs 5, 17, 23.
@joshgnosis Look, will you have a goddam holiday?
Yeah, you should be careful.
cwarzel game changer MT @ProfJeffJarvis Piketty idea: from each thinkfluencer, redistribute 5 Klout pts of social capital to ppl w/ egg avatars
@marcfennell @mpesce @DownloadABC @riskybusiness @RNFutureTense It’s a close one, sure, but it’s not me.
@riskybusiness @mpesce @DownloadABC I have not seen Zoolander. OK, I’ll get my jacket…
Shut up and watch the video, @chrisjrn https://t.co/AhGipMVR8y
The sun always shines on TV.
I hope, @marshontap, I hope. (Also, I suppose I might as well go this year.)
marshontap Could be the sheer mass of @mediaconnectau #lizzies journo nominations makes the gin bill prohibitive this year. mobile.influencing.com.au/p/44343
@Aitch_El @teacuptempest It’s a real problem, a real thing, but fuck I get shitty when rational thought goes out the window.
firstdogonmoon TRENDING! RT @trendinaliaAU: @firstdogonmoon the 1st mention of #libspill appears on your TL. Now is Trending Topic in Australia! #trndnl
seamus @zerogeewhiz @stilgherrian so you’re saying it’s more like a meth related drinking incident?
teacuptempest Meth meth meth meth ICE AGE METH EVERYWHERE TEENAGERS ARE ON ALL THE METH THEYVE EVEN STOPPED SMOKING CIGARETTES IN FAVOR OF METH METH METH
RT @Patrickavenell: Fisher & Paykel offers both gas and induction in new freestanding cooker release [Tell me more, big boy!]
@riskybusiness @mpesce @DownloadABC You clearly have access to better drugs that I do.
So how the fuck are we meant to tell the difference between a partial solar eclipse and drunkenness?
@mpesce You’re most kind, but eithe@DownloadABCBC o@riskybusinessss will win that category, by my money.
I’m talking internet security on “The WIre†tonight. 2SER Sydney will stream it live at 1800 AEST at http://t.co/B8P3UpqSKa
RT @Asher_Wolf: @stilgherrian “â€Cyber Consequencesâ€? [Yeah look, where do you start?]
RT @GuardianAus: Why Attica is Australia’s best restaurant trib.al/bvallZh [Lovely. Now go back to reporting the fucking news.]
@bengrubb Oh I can media-whore beyond your wildest dreams, boy, and you know it.
So a chap has just turned up to the bar wearing a white lab coat, pearls, and little else.
RT @bengrubb: I’ll be on @702sydney at about 5.10pm and @6PR at about 6.10pm talking @Uber low cost. [Kill yourself.]
@semibogan 404.
The partial solar eclipse is starting soon. Please stare directly into the Sun and tell us what happens.
Hey infosec friends, opinions on this guy please. Asking for a major media outlet. http://t.co/qJay63Giij
@RossPoulton Oh yeah I probably should have mentioned that. It’s a real ASIC-registered business name.
“Pretending a debt levy is not a tax grossly insults voters’ intelligenceâ€, writes @lenoretaylor. Well quite. http://t.co/qRj4S7Yb9v
@ozdj At a conference once I was speaking after lunch, so decided to speak before eating. Attendee, a former food safety inspector, said no.
@ozdj I believe so, yes. I’m well briefed about food safety from years ago. Subway seafood salad at 6pm? Insanity! I paid the price.
@RealNickHodge Oh do keep up.
@expectproblems Yeah I’m way ahead of you.
@expectproblems Speling.
@expectproblems You sound apoligetic about that. Get over that bullshit quickly, Sir.
@ozdj Can I add “food poisoning� Seafood salad at not-quite-refrigerated temperatures for hour. Great work.
annetreasure wtaf telstra are your customer service people lonely or something pic.twitter.com/Zvbk4VP2ZG
RT @GuardianAus: Troy Buswell fined $3,100 and disqualified from driving for a year trib.al/RbRt4OC [So just bicycle seats from now.]
@WarWraith @jessradio @RNBBing (I refuse to use the term “landlordsâ€. They’re just another business providing a service.)
@WarWraith @jessradio @RNBBing You’re right. There needs to be a mechanism to help make developers and property owvers be more efficient.
I have just filed for @zdnetaustralia, and given my editor some things to consider.
@TristanRayner Oops. Yes. Noted. Will do.
@robcorr Well played. I’ll use that in the script for the next “The 9pm Edictâ€. Credited or not, as you wish.
Right, I’m halfway through this bottle of lunch, so time to finish this op-ed fo@zdnetaustraliaia.
Sorry, SPESHUL.
What the actual fuck is an “aspirational Australian� “I want MOAR, so I’m special and should get it�
Speling, whatt even is it?
The transcriupt of @jessradio’s fine @RNBBing explaining why electricity costs so much in Australia is now online. http://t.co/nWk5dUc7S8
drearyclocks Three cheers for gaffer tape!