Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

April 3rd, 2014

ssharwood In which I encounter deep desert driver dramas and a feral camel theregister.co.uk/2014/04/03/dri…

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@yewenyi @Ausflatfish I suspect the Indonesians already knew.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to yewenyi

“Who’s you’re lawyer?” “George Brandis.” “Anthony you’re in enough trouble already without involving Brandis.” youtube.com/watch?v=pByZkm…

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@jonoabroad @michaelneale Yeah, true. Wait until we get over there with some cameras.

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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND GOATS?

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I am not that scary.

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MT @mpesce: And of course Sir Paul McCartney should never be allowed. [There, fixed it for you.]

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@trentyarwood Thanks. That said, I know the story more from data visualisation and cartography, but they’re more my things.

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@trentyarwood We’re talking water pumps in a certain large city, yeah?

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RT @OreoSpeedwagon_: Couples who look like siblings are scarier than clowns and fat-free cheesecake. [Ping @SnarkyPlatypus]

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@trentyarwood True. Great party question. “Who’s your favourite epidemiologist?”

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“Renown epidemiologist Victoria Judge.”

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@jonoabroad @michaelneale I agree that your dog is manic, but she can fend for herself when literacy, indeed, CIVILISATION is at stake.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I am discovering far too many things this evening.

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Pay no attention to him. He still hasn’t seen a doctor about the weeping from his “cave”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I predict a cock crowing thrice some time real soon now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why do you know so much about My Little Pony?

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After reading @gabriellechan’s yarn this evening, we should call him “‘Sparkles’ Sinodinos” theguardian.com/world/2014/apr…

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@michaelneale @jonoabroad Then, of course, there’s the anal bleaching option.

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RT @kcarruthers: Telnet? Really? Optus why? [Partying like it’s 1989.]

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@jonoabroad Just look at your tweet, mister, and then take a good long look at yourself and your life choices.

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@elronxenu @mikko Perhaps, but AdBlock Plus now allows through domains that pay or adhere to a code or somesuch. (Late, I’m lazy.)

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RT @Darcy1968 “Moving to the Cloud? What should you consider?” via @lucacept feedly.com/e/Wf4BS6_u [A magic carpet, definitely. Or stairs.]

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There’s @ChrissieM, talking some real talk about Pizza Shapes and the like.

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mikko Half of the sites your browser accesses every day are not providing any content. Instead they do ads and tracking. safeandsavvy.f-secure.com/2014/04/03/new…

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

That was possibly a bit strong. But NO-ONE sits down of an evening and thinks, “You know, I might consume some content tonight”.

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Every time someone talks about “consuming” “content”, God asks a priest to sodomise another young child.

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“Scott Ludlam garners strength to counter Clive Palmer dollars”, writes @olliemilman theguardian.com/world/2014/apr…

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MT @swearyanthony: I’m sure AG George “Freedom” Brandis won’t just roll over for the secret police, right? [Not first video, maybe sequel.]

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@manaz_d @troyhunt Indeed. Netgear’s comment in @bengrubb’s yarn is dodgy too. Why not a different random default password for each unit?

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@swearyanthony @bunjaree No no, the sheep’s better dead, trust me. More… obliging.

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The first wave of tonight’s rainstorm looks like it’ll pass either side of @bunjaree. The second wave coming in from the west later may not.

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troyhunt Call me crazy, but is Optus setting the admin password for their remotely administered routers to “admin” a bit nuts? smh.com.au/it-pro/securit…

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I have metadata but I didn’t write down its phone number. (No, you’re right, it need work.)

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Finally @BernardKeane is talking some sense.

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BernardKeane What we really need is a system where there’s free speech for middle-aged white men and their companies, and everyone else has to STFU.

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“Attorney-General’s moves fast on new telco security arrangements”, writes @BernardKeane crikey.com.au/2014/04/03/att…

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@mpesce @posty OH YOU MEAN IT SHOULD BE IN ALL-CAPS LIKE THIS?

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@posty Indeed. And if @mpesce doesn’t actually use that title, I shall denounce him as the utter fraud that he is.

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@bunjaree Thanks, but it’ll air out quickly now that I’m back. And I want to keep an eye on it with this storm coming in tonight.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian @posty THE INTERNET FROM GOATSE TO GOATSIM [This is actually a good title.]

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So basically, there’s my erotic entertainment for the evening sorted.

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Back at @bunjaree, and The Studio (the building where I usually lurk) smells like there’s a dead sheep inside.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian hush now @posty and I are having a -off [Second-worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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JackDAshby When you said “stick this Pale Field Rat down on the record sheet” is this what you meant? pic.twitter.com/9YsV1hfGzu

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@NewtonMark @purserj You’re starting to understand Sydney.

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Patrickavenell Imagine if they found the wreckage but the Black Box just contained recordings of Ride On Time and Fantasy…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

paulwallbank Here’s another example of what not to do. ping @Yvonne_Adele @..instagram.com/p/mUar9jRELW/Mw

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paulwallbank Kids, this is how not to do a PowerPoint slide. @ National Innovation Centre instagram.com/p/mUaOzExELC/

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s been some high grade bullshit from Soapy the Ankle QC in recent days.

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@purserj By the looks of the radar, you are going to be dumped upon big time.

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I see that @paulwallbank is at the thing I couldn’t make it to tonight. I look forward to his reasoned commentary.

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RT @posty: @mpesce @stilgherrian @hugepedlar DO YOU REQUIRE REMOTE ASSISTANCE [Worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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tofu_product @stilgherrian Yep, Shop is out. Botnet appear that Guy. I do tabloid. Respect. to ask a cabbage or a Senator.

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@monsieurpotts @tofu_product I see! Well, I’ll have to do a search later, I think.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne sais pas. Vous devrez demander au sénateur. Bonne chance.

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That’s an effing big storm brewing down Wollongong way.

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“Andrew Bolt Is Powered By Your Tears”, writes @TheIdiotTax idiottax.net/2014/04/andrew… HT @benpobjie

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui, nous sommes tous ne rappelant les circonstances. Et vous?

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@johnthelutheran Why have you bought a phone for your squid?

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Hoping that charging the phone off the laptop gets its power back up to 5% in the next few minutes so certain rituals may be observed.

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jonkudelka Good on Arthur for remembering to turn up to ICAC today and in fact finding the place.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @trib: @stilgherrian *cyber*enamoured [Oh true. Like with the refrigerator earlier.]

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I am becoming embarrassingly enamoured of @CyberPrefixerAU.

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CyberPrefixerAU Japan cancels Antarctic cyberwhale hunt after cybercourt ruling

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@jasonlangenauer I don’t answer the phone on the train anyway, for much that reason.

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I suppose I could take photographs with the iPad mini instead, but I refused to be That Guy. I do have some self-respect, you know.

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There’s some magnificent clouds over the west of Sydney at the moment. Can’t photograph them though, ‘cos the phone’s almost out of power.

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 27 | 3 April 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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mipearson OH “playing keyboards for a band is almost like actually being in a band, right?”

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RT @CabbagePatchCat: Unless you fall asleep. [True. But I have a @5at5daily to write, and Mistress Insomnia doesn’t permit me to sleep.]

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Bracing myself. The 1651 to Mt Victoria is about to depart Sydney Central, and I’m on it. I shan’t go all the way to Mt Victoria, of course.

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eleanorbloom “You deny knowing the company of which you were deputy chairman was donating to the party of which you were the treasurer?” Sinodinos: yes.

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CyberPrefixerAU Australian cyberairports ‘not good enough’, Sydney the worst says ACCC

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad Yep, they’re pretty much the daily tasks. Tough life.

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@miss_shiny Oh, I didn’t realise it was a Cultural Reference.

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad They are, Sir. It’s hard work, and my sense of “chores must be done” dates from then.

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@jpoh @michaelneale Indeed, it’s on my list of potential places for when I return to Sydney.

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@jonoabroad @scottcarson1957 (I’m not going to acknowledge your pun because basically you should be ashamed of yourself.)

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@jonoabroad @scottcarson1957 I grew up on a dairy farm, remember. No steers, the male calves all become veal pretty quick.

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Ausflatfish Australian Govt wins legal battle to suppress secret papers on East ‘for fear of upsetting smh.com.au/federal-politi…

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@chrisjrn I haven’t said anything in relation to the ICAC hearing, except for the peyote and GHB thing.

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@chrisjrn I’m just reminiscing about what must have been happier times for the Senator. He was much respected as Howard’s chief of staff.

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Also, @cnnbrk, your Twitter bio fibs, I think. You don’t have 16 million people on your news team. No lens is that wide, anyway.

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I’ve met Senator Sinodinos, before he was a Senator. We were live on UK radio together. Seemed sharp, recalled many facts.

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RT @wolfcat: Australia couldn’t even find its own PM after he went for a swim. Is it best to lead a search for a lost plane? [Ping @cnnbrk]

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@jpoh @michaelneale You’re a bit unkind, Mr Poh. It’s a lovely place, where you can buy excellent rabbits for the cooking pot.

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Yes, @cnnbrk @leslienassar, but the Australian PM is an idiot. If you’re asking about this sort of issue, just ask a cabbage or a flatworm.

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@scottcarson1957 Makes sense. Though you’d want serious air-warning radar while you were loitering on the surface pfaffing with the Regulus.

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Supertramp. Jesus wept.

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@michaelneale You could have always thrown yourselves off the train while it was travelling at high speed.

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Meanwhile, behind me, two real estate agents have arrived to discuss business. They actually said “G’day maaaaaate” non-ironically. FFS.

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@scottcarson1957 What’s that on the upper rear of the sail? (Assuming the hangar is on the bow.) Radar or sonar housing?

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@expectproblems [A tweet replacing one which included a question that was, in and of itself, defamatory.]

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You know, @michaelneale, “Parismatta” is just as stupid as “Radelaide”. All users of those words should be stabbed. Multiple times.

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@chris23 I’ll add you to the list for contacting in regard to Certain Future Projects.

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He is using this prediction as the basis for convincing his tablemate to invest serious money, by the sounds, in a real estate project.

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A chap here at the [REDACTED] Hotel loudly speculates that gentrification of Newtown will soon drive Sydney’s gay nightlife to Parramatta.

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MT @mattdasilva: Anyone who quotes Hunter S Thompson is guaranteed a place in Paradise. [Well obviously.]

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@mattdasilva No, your tweet. That was a reference to “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”?

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I probably could, but I’d also probably end up spending most of the day trying to have sex with the courtroom furniture.

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Wondering if I could crowdfund doing some peyote and GHB driven coverage of the ICAC hearing.

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RT @HelenObjecting: Malcolm Gladwell! [There’s something we can agree on.]

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According to @crikey_news, Clive Palmer MP says he gets called “WTF” behind his back, for “Worse than [Malcolm] Fraser”. Of course.

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RT @scottcarson1957 USS Grayback at Pearl, one of the ugliest boats to ever take to sea pic.twitter.com/1v5fF4eBvI [Manoeuvred like a dead cow?]

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@jasonlaird @Telstra @gusworldau @joshgnosis Thanks. There are glitches that ideally shouldn’t happen, but staff are working around them OK.

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@Gleena @NewtonMark Thanks, but it’s all good. @Telstra faces processes that aren’t conducive to rapidity, but no-one is dodging the issue.

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@franksting Well in an ideal world, yes, obviously people would just have to queue up in-store.

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@NewtonMark That said, yes, I did buy it from @Telstra with a Telstra logo, so, without checking ACL, it’s meant to be their problem.

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@snerdish @NewtonMark @Telstra The TPA is long gone, Sir. It’s the ACL now, Australian Consumer Law.

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@NewtonMark Ah, but @Telstra need the RA to be able to hand me stock direct, rather than wait two weeks for Sierra to send one out to me.

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Waratah in glass, Strand Arcade instagram.com/p/mT4M3aCFtq/

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Yep, @Telstra Shop is grabbing stock from another CBD store. I’ll be grabbing some lunch and popping back to collect the replacement unit.

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@NewtonMark @Telstra That is to say, the usual shit service provided by Australian tech distributors.

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@NewtonMark @Telstra Just over an hour now. The delay was getting an RA number from Sierra Wireless’ distributor.

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I should say that the @Telstra Shop is providing good service in terms of intelligently working around any glitches.

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Hah! @Telstra Shop I’m in has run out of stock of Sierra Wireless devices. They’re checking if they can transfer one from another CBD store.

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RT @mongrel43 :-) pic.twitter.com/Ps3a1KwwlB [Heh. Hence Microsoft funding an awareness campaign in Nigeria featuring local rappers.]

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Boeufblogginon Sinodinos: I deny knowing that the co of which I was the Dep Chair and Board Party was making donations to the Liberal Party.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Exxon Nigeria has just emailed me about a sum of money they’ve until now forgotten to send me. There’s a bonus.

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@jasonlaird @Telstra @gusworldau @joshgnosis Yep, all good. A bit slow getting an RA number out of Sierra Wireless vendor, but that’s them.

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Actually, @marshontap, I won’t be on @1395FIVEaa after all. False alarm.

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I’m talking wireless internet crunch theaustralian.com.au/technology/wir… on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide at 1335 AEDT / 1305 AEDT, stream fiveaa.com.au

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I in in ur @Telstra Shop, following ur procedurez. All goes well.

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@evilsnoofy @Telstra Well if that happens, I’ll just pop down the road to a Vodafone dealer. They’ve got some great deals right now.

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“Mr Trainer, can you help me? I think this Gender Stereotyper 2000 needs adjusting.” instagram.com/p/mTs-QWiFt_/

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Two people ahead of me, 20 minute wait, awaiting an SMS of Service.

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My task at @Telstra Shop is to replace the (hard to see here) slow motion explosion of this battery. instagram.com/p/mTrpSRiFsG/

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The @Telstra Shop on George St has moved across the road, presumably so management at 400 can get a clear line of fire on arsehat customers.

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“That’s interesting, Brian, but clearly what we need more of right now is continuing baseless speculation about what happened at Fort Hood.”

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“See, a dream is much like an elephant…” “Why, thank you, doctor!” instagram.com/p/mTn2BkiFnd/

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Pro Tip: Don’t try to cut open a WWII bomb with an oxy-acetylene torch. It ends badly. Mai pen rai krub. ab.co/1s6PWmR

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“Malaysian PM arrives in Perth to visit MH370 search headquarters”, so relax, folks, all under control now. ab.co/PjVyuP

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RT @ozjimbob: @stilgherrian sign of an empire in terminal decline. [Exactly.]

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To think that Australia has become a society where macarons are even a thing, let alone written about in newspapers… Sigh.

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad Yes, in recent years I’ve become more aware of the Navy’s politics of sulkage around Polaris.

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Thu plan: Brunch; fix mobile internets; writing for @zdnetaustralia; return to Wentworth Falls; work on SEKRIT project; sleep, with luck.

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad As a kid, I though Regulus looked so cool… until I read a big fat book about Polaris the library sent me.

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Imperva’s 2014 DDoS Threat Landscape report is out. Botnet activity up 240% from last year. incapsula.com/blog/ddos-thre…

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@YingHaoLi @jtwyman I should say, scunties were also just doing a B Bus or similar so they could go back to a job in their family company.

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@YingHaoLi @jtwyman If they speak only to friends, in Cantonese, then a Singaporean friend coined a word for them: scunties.

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It would appear that @ResignInShame’s Twitter has been pwned.

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@YingHaoLi @jtwyman I suspects students are nowhere near as bolshie as when I was at uni back in the sixteenth century.

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“Irish bomber blew himself up after device went off too soon ‘because he forgot to put his watch forward’” telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews… HT many.

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The Websense 2014 Threat Report just dropped. Interesting stuff. I have interviews that’ll emerge soonish. websense.com/content/websen… [Regwall]

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I do see all you at-replies, but there’s usually too many to respond to all of them. Well, I don’t scroll back much after an overnight gap.

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@YingHaoLi An Australian university out of touch with current market conditions? Surely you jest!

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mitchellh Pair programming. We’re doing it all wrong. (Original image found via @ztellman) pic.twitter.com/yeVQuD0nCD

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@Loquacities @VirginAustralia It just happened automatically. Arrived in the post yesterday.

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@YingHaoLi They what? Yes, that’s a bit poor, University of Sydney.

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RT @YingHaoLi: @stilgherrian but that’s exactly what did [Perhaps they did, but I’m not a member of Qantas’ thing.]

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Five points to @VirginAustralia for making the new Velocity frequent flyer membership card also (optionally) a reloadable Visa Prepaid card.

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RT @purserj: Why do people still listen to richo? [To check that they haven’t, finally, been named.]

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@jturner_ibrs So, both in-calls and out-calls, you’re saying?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile I am constantly amazed at the quite phenomenal salaries aid for what are quite straightforward jobs.

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Something something farcical aquatic ceremony…

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phbarratt Was Dame Quentin Bryce really a dame when Tony Abbott said she was? Obviously these are “on water” matters. theage.com.au/federal-politi…

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RT @sylmobile: Poll results: Who should be Freedom Commissioner? twitpic.com/e04zyh [Lulwut?]

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@matthewsteen @paulmckeon Perhaps, but designers are also sentient beings capable of saying “No” (unless actual slaves).

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RT @feed_the_chooks: precisely how many Marxism conferences are there each year [As many as ASIO needs to keep proto-lefties occupied.]

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Sometimes you really do need to ask government agencies straight out whether they’re doing drugs.

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Also @CybersmartACMA, “a quick peak”? You mean “peek”, right? Or have you plugged a few craft eccies on a Thursday morning? Nice day for it.

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Why are all these effing so-called “infographics” nothing but a few random numbers mixed with cornflake-packet level design? Arsehats.

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“19 New Cybercrime Infographics: March 2014”, and feel your soul dehydrate and shrivel! hacksurfer.com/posts/19-new-c… HT @BlogsofWar

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@myrcurial @dobes I am humbled, Mr Arlen. How could I forget to cyber the refrigerator? So to speak.

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MikeCarlton01 ASIC hopeless at catching corporate crooks, but strikes terror into 16yr old schoolgirls. Pathetic. smh.com.au/business/marke…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Apr 3rd, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

scottcarson1957 1st carrier take-off of a plane with a nuclear bomb. PV2 (JATO assisted). USS Coral Sea, Mk1 bomb, April, 1950. pic.twitter.com/ucERt8GNNj

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@myrcurial @dobes Credit where credit is due, always. ;) Now, did you ever see my thing about refrigergeddon…? zdnet.com/our-hackers-wh…

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CyberPrefixerAU 4.2 cybermetre croc caught near Townsville

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think your assessment there is correct. Not a good match, either geographically or culturally.

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lukehopewell SF tech protestors reportedly blockaded a Yahoo! bus only to climb atop it and vomit on it. valleywag.gawker.com/youll-probably…

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@myrcurial Not that I would ever put any kind of public pressure on @dobes, you must understand. That would be inappropriate.

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@myrcurial Well, I do love the term “homeopathic cryptography”. I will see if I can get @dobes to bite on that.

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“ICAC: Moses Obeid admits to ‘little white lie’ about buying shares”, or, as we might call it, ‘document fraud’. abc.net.au/news/2014-04-0…

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Thu plan, unordered: Fix mobile internets; write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch in Sydney, anyone?; return to Wentworth Falls; try to sleep.

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RT @semibogan: @stilgherrian @derekbradley the world needs a Breakfast Alcohol Appreciation Society. [I’m willing to be secretary…]

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RT @derekbradley: @stilgherrian @semibogan God invented oatmeal breakfast stouts for a reason [Also, Bloody Marys.]

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RT @semibogan: Too early for drinking, right? [Wrong.]

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@myrcurial @dobes True. That and the claim of “100% confidential”.

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@CosmicRami @drspacejunk Oh thanks. Well, corupptednerds.com will get a defibrillator jolt next week.

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@myrcurial Indeed. I’m trying to think how to write about it without being, as @dobes put it, “that guy” who slams the little guys.

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@drspacejunk @CosmicRami I completely understand, Dr Gorman. I shall email you next week to see where our schedules might meet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Whereas USAF was based in Thailand, soldiers did R&R there, and Australia is of course local(-ish).

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@SnarkyPlatypus I suspect not. I think most of the modern Thai diaspora was during and after the Vietnam War, which the UK wasn’t in.

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@ashryn_ That’s rather a good literary reference, of sorts.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I imagine that Thai food is not particularly a thing in London?

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Laurie_Garrett BritCol. Canada in “worst epidemic EVER recorded in province” thanks to unvax’ed kids blogs.theprovince.com/2014/04/01/let… pic.twitter.com/vgwcQH9mnu

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Fursday. Fatigued. Frustrated. Fursday.

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