Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 21st, 2014

@duncanriley You don’t quite fit the key criterion of “current resident”. All will become clear.

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Both yesterday’s and today’s video have found their way into a YouTube playlist. youtube.com/watch?v=FG4cjB…

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I have updated my @Pozible project with a new video and a better explanation of the funding cycle. pozible.com/edict1

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@duncanriley I repeat, the plan is not what you imagine. You’ve jumped to conclusions. I’m not working on that treatment now. Wait, please.

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@duncanriley But as I say, why not wait until you know what the plan is before objecting, rather than objecting to an imagined version?

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@duncanriley I’m not “picking the Shire for humour”. It’s fact-checking a specific statement by Morrison about views in his electorate.

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@duncanriley Yeah, you’re off on a very different tangent to what my planned piece is. But I’m it writing this in tweets tonight.

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@duncanriley Except that this is responding to something Morrison said about his electorate. Wait until you’ve seen the treatment.

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@duncanriley But I’ll write a slightly longer treatment in the next couple of days. It may not be what you think it is.

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@duncanriley I think you’re reading too much into one sentence,

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SwiftOnSecurity It takes more than looks to get into my heart. I’ve implemented 2FA.

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SwiftOnSecurity Don’t worry OpenSSL. My heart is vulnerable all the time. =(

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@SnarkyPlatypus I can’t quite tell if you’re just mocking me.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Actually the first version was promising. On a related note, do you follow @SwiftOnSecurity?

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: You and Megan Fox would complement each other well. [How would that work, exactly?]

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@CabbagePatchCat Perhaps Megan Fox could record a suitable message on her phone or a webcam and I could edit it in.

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RT @CabbagePatchCat: Did you try adding explosions and Megan Fox? It works for Michael Bay. [Good thinking. Got Ms Fox’s number handy?]

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Well that was chaotic. Why even am I making videos to promote an audio podcast? Sigh. Anyway, editing will be my friend.

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Preparing to record the video.

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“I am envious of your shipment of meatballs,” I’ve just been told. This keeps happening*.

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@adm_76 Thanks. It’ll be interesting to see how this project plays out.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis plein de boulettes et de la confusion. Et vous?

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@adm_76 I should explore @stripe properly to see what payment options they provide.

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RT @sylmobile Oh, I just remembered that I took a picture of @stilgherrian stroking someone’s pussy. [It’s true. He did.]

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ApostrophePong Lost panda @ Sukhumvit 71 Preedee 1 instagram.com/p/nC1srOvGCn/

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… except that I just looked out the window to see that there’s no light left. Oops.

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I might film today’s update video here at Ashfield somewhere. While there’s still light. Thinking of locations…

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We’re 37% towards reaching the first target, to fund two episodes during May. But I’d like it to be weekly forever. pozible.com/edict1

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So yesterday I launched a @Pozible, “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”, to return a certain podcast to regular production. pozible.com/edict1

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@oberonsghost Have a pleasant journey home, m’dear.

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ZenMiles @parisba @TurnbullMalcolm Let’s just chain all the illegal immigrants together and see how well they conduct a data connection. Worth a shot

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Astro_Wakata Night view of Sydney, where we flew over earlier today. pic.twitter.com/P4RC5anzye

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Colvinius @ben_hr If she breaks parole she’ll have to read de Botton too.

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Colvinius Cruel. Eco-terrorist ordered to read a book by Malcolm Gladwell as part of her sentence. benhr.net/1tr6GGf via @ben_hr

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If you are flush with funds, you might also wish to consider @adm_76’s new racing tandem. gofundme.com/6pzv4s

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Thank you, @jeamland @cjrisjrn, for your kind words about the need to people to give me money. pozible.com/edict1

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@ApostrophePong One should always dress appropriately for television.

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“I survived dumplingeddon.”

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Some home fashions aren’t as fashionable as they used to be… instagram.com/p/nCZAVpCFuF/

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In the main concourse, eating a pie.

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Such a renaissance man!

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Did I mention that he’s an expert in the history of Sydney’s masonry?

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He: “But you don’t have to go every day. You could plan. I’ll show you.” She: “You really are awful.” He: “Isn’t that brickwork amazing?”

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Wife: “I might do some shopping.” He: “But you go shopping every day.” “That’s because you eat so much.”

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Now we are having listed for us the reasons why we should bring back double decker buses.

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And now he’s expounding on all the marketing mistakes he sees being made by Sydney Light Rail. “It needs a one-word name.” So, “tram”?

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The great thing is, he’s also fully informed* about how the new Sydney Convention Centre should be being build.

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The Baked Bean Radical is now giving tourism advice to other passengers. His directions are wildly inaccurate. I’ll rescue them shortly.

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@mukimu Yep, if something triggers a discussion, it’s usually a sign that it’ll make a good column.

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One of his companions is returning fire with a detailed explanation of the order in which the light rail infrastructure was built.

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His “extremely inventive” cooking runs to having added “fresh basil and chopped home-grown chilli” to his baked beans. Gosh.

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A chap on the tram is regaling his companions with tales of how “I’m an extremely inventive cook.” They look sad now.

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Due to not wishing to hurry, I shan’t be at Central until 1220,@sylmobile @oberonsghost

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@staticsan @franksting @garystark @oberonsghost @sylmobile I know the area well. I stand by my assessment of wimpage.

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@mukimu I suspect this conversation will become Tiltage next week. I’m going mobile now.

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@mukimu Who’s “we” in this scenario?

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@mukimu I’d contend that the balance has been wrong for too long. The early railways were built with EXPAND FAST as the priority too.

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I am most disappointed that I mistyped Neville Wran’s name… and nearly did again just then. I type “wrap” far more often.

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@mukimu Yeah, computation efficiency is more important than people’s privacy, I keep forgetting that building things properly is too hard.

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BernardKeane I assume the PM’s statement on Neville Wran’s death will win the Year 3 “Great NSW Leaders” history prize for which it is plainly an entry.

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@mukimu Maybe in 1997 it was. We’ve moved on a bit since then.

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So Mr Rabbit “acknowledges” the death of Neville Wrap AC CNZM QC. scribd.com/doc/219283105/… Sorry to bother you.

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@ssharwood Indeed, dumplings. @sylmobile @oberonsghost and I shall tram to Dulwich Hill then walk to Ashfield for dumplings.

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Mon plan: Blogues (mostly done, more later); excursion Central, Dulwich Hill, Ashfield (lunch); video for @Pozible; remainder TBA.

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New blog post: “Announcing (belatedly) The 9 O’Clock Resurrection” stilgherrian.com/edict/00023b/ pic.twitter.com/zP1vs8o5uE

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@oberonsghost @sylmobile It is not a day for rushing. I shall amuse myself until you both arrive.

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@oberonsghost @sylmobile I’ll head that way for midday anyway, and if you guys arrive later I’ll just record my daily video for my @Pozible.

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@oberonsghost @sylmobile Midday (approx) works for me, or any time thereafter.

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@sylmobile @franksting @garystark @oberonsghost We just all go to Central, and once we’re all there, get on a tram.

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@sylmobile @franksting @garystark @oberonsghost May I suggest we take the tram to Dulwich Hill and walk to Ashfield from there?

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@sylmobile @franksting @garystark @oberonsghost The dumplings are Ashfield are indeed magnificent. We could meet and walk there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I am a Doom Clown, according to Tim Blair. blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph… Better than being an arseclown, I suppose.

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@garystark @sylmobile @oberonsghost Aha! I was thinking something further afield. My excursion to Cabramatta on Saturday was excellent.

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New blog post: “Talking Heartbleed and the hacker on @TheFeedSBS2”, with the full 3-min TV report. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@sylmobile @oberonsghost Well, the Sydney basin is our oyster, at least. We have time to decide.

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@sylmobile Where might you walk? And where might you lunch? Both of these things are in my plan too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TheFeedSBS2 They have ways of of pulling out the entire conversations that were triggered by tweets linking to the page.

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@feed_the_chooks I HAVE RISEN YES BUT I DO NOT HAVE PANTS ON.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It seems that @TheFeedSBS2 knows about you and your Twitter habits. Scroll down here… sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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Wondering where I might go for lunch today.

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@marcuskelson @DownloadABC Erm, a rabbit onesie, I mean. Though I could then have taken a onesie selfie.

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@marcuskelson @DownloadABC It’s just a shame that I couldn’t find a rabbit selfie in my size on the day.

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@BXGD @DownloadABC The first time on video, at least the 7th time on the radio program. Hard to navigate that.

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RT @garthk: You should buy @stilgherrian a beer once a month. pozible.com/edict1 [You should, yes. Or more, if you like.]

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@marcuskelson @DownloadABC And what’s more, it has no impact upon my credibility whatsoever!

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New blog post: “Talking password protection on @DownloadABC”, with 11 mins video. stilgherrian.com/conversations/… pic.twitter.com/cBpfssVLRq

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New blog post: “Talking lots of things on @DownloadABC”, full 30-min episode. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@BXGD You’re safe. I’m not planning to be over your side of the continent… yet.

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is the barometer of a society’s virtue … unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction.

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Oh. It’s three weeks until I’m in The America again too.

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We’re 30% towards reaching the first target, to fund two episodes during May. But I’d like it to be weekly forever. pozible.com/edict1

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Yesterday I launched a @Pozible, “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”, to return a certain podcast to production. pozible.com/edict1

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@SnarkyPlatypus Merci. Je suis heureux que ce sera une autre journée ensoleillée aujourd’hui. Ma tristesse personnelle doit passer.

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bitcoin_txt Please prove you aren’t a (fledgling) cointelpro with clear, full evidence and not just “I’m not a disinfo agent.”

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Mon plan, draft: Bloggings; daily video for @Pozible; file managementings; somewhere interesting for lunchings (where?); remainder TBA.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens terrible. Un mal de gorge est apparu hier soir, et les signes ne sont pas bons. Et vous?

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@DerbysDogPolice Hey, if one doesn’t ask… [Shrugs.] Anyway, may you have more excursions in the woods, fewer of those, er, other days.

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Monday. Yes, Monday. I wonder what that means.

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