
RT @ericscheid: Irish Independent tries to one up #AFR with their word wheel pic.twitter.com/sLKCvbvXtm [Oh well done, everybody.]
Qiffypedia You can get rid of Sting by peeing on him.
Qiffypedia Camels can go without the internet for up to three weeks.

The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is now at 90% of initial target. Great moiré pattern too. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/rvIZb7h3XA
@AequoEtBono “Allegedly shot.” But I agree with the rest of your analysis, if those are the facts.
The 85yo bloke who apparently shot the 66yo in Lakemba? police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… He’s been charged. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…
Once that first target is hit, there’s definitely two episodes for May. But I know that you know that you really want it weekly, right?
In that chart, the top line is what’s in the production pool for May. The bottom line is committed subscriptions for June and beyond.

The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is at 88% of initial target. Go on, kick it over the line tonight. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/xNNCfTBvVd
GordyPls My sister pulled her top down to reveal the mastectomy scar. My sister: 1, Breastfeeding Nazis: 0
GordyPls A woman approached my sister who was bottle feeding my nephew in public today and told her “Breast is best!” [cont…]

mikko This is the first time you see an Apple iPad with a 3.5” floppy drive: pic.twitter.com/dXWyOSudRI
Courtesy of @ssrekola
RT @shiftkey: what was i supposed to be doing again? [Telling people to buy me goats.]
New video: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection, Day 6” youtube.com/watch?v=fz_Tnl… See also pozible.com/edict1#the9pme… #nogoats #givemeyourmoneyanyway
RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian “You have 30 seconds to compl… oi! come back!@peterjblackck [Indeed. Hope they get loss-of-dignity allowance.]

RT @peterjblack: police on a segway @ Burliegh Beach instagram.com/p/nMmoUgN1aP/ [Dear Internet Meme Artists, do your stuff!]
New NSW political theme song: “I cack, you cack, we all cack for ICAC.”
@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc Oh dear. Sounds like copper really is the way of the future.
smurray38 Thank heavens for the hyphen RT @theprojecttv Direct Action sounds like a low-rent boy band. #theprojecttv
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @OaaSvc Oh wonderful. I thought it was kinda working? Did somebody do something?
@SnarkyPlatypus @kjmci I’ve never understood the need to be taking photos of yourself every fucking day. Talk about self-obsessed.
@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus Increasingly, I think I need to write a guide to modern etiquette.
expectproblems Pretty sure that’s not true. RT @Qiffypedia: Brian Blessed can survive up to eight minutes underwater without shouting.
@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus Some people seem oblivious to… manners? How to behave? Not sure how to put it.
The Day 6 video wil take another 50 minutes to upload. Because it’s a 4-minute video. #coppermagic
New video: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection, Day 5” youtube.com/watch?v=WghU_D… See also pozible.com/edict1 #the9pmedict #goats #givemeyourmoney
@ClintonDucas Sadly, @SnarkyPlatypus seems to have lost his entire senses of humour and tolerance.
Maybe @SnarkyPlatypus needs to check out anzacdayselfies.tumblr.com #LessWeForget
@LeslieHammondQC There may well be something that ProTools doesn’t Reaper doesn’t, but not down at the level of my simple needs.
@LeslieHammondQC Yeah, it’s a nice piece of out. I’ve used it for all my podcasts for years.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: The 9 pm Casserole? [Good thinking.]

Eventually, goats needed to be involved. #the9pmedict pic.twitter.com/4C9p9EofVG
@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, les chèvres sont essentiels à la résurrection, et ils seront prêts bientôt.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confus. Il ya une certaine excitation liée aux chèvres, mais le mécontentement demeure sans fin. Et vous?
I’m currently editing TWO progress videos for The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. “The what?” This. pozible.com/edict1 Give me your money.
OK, that’s enough. Thank you, everyone.
What’s the worst thing you can do with a goat?

Sign of Confusion pic.twitter.com/GhKPIK421q

The location for today’s progress video. #the9pmedict pic.twitter.com/wJveC0y2hs
NewtonMark Gotta say, I do like seeing “Hahaahahahaah” from Mark Colvin :)

Colvinius Hahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/6WKWfURzUY via @relevantorgans
chris23 US finally has Putin right where we want him! Watch him wither under our social media warfare!! #UnitedForUkraine
“There is a budget crisis, but it isn’t coming from where the Treasurer is telling us to look”, writes @1petermartin smh.com.au/federal-politi…
@missdi_k Cake would be wonderful. I have no cake.
5at5daily “5at5 number 41 | 25 April 2014”: Anzac myths, Australia’s war dead, cranky Nevada ranchers, and nitrous oxide. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…
There’s going to be a “hollowing out of the middle class”? About time. Let me get my scoop.

Speaking of shouty op-eds, have people considered supporting The 9 O’Clock Resurrection yet? pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/V8L9Tfiyz9
@FarrellPF Hey, you’re doing real journalism. I’m just writing shouty op-eds or summarising media briefings. @marcuskelson @walkleys
I might be more convinced if those wanting to call themselves “QC” had an argument based on improved justice, not their “global brand”.
@marcuskelson @FarrellPF @walkleys The two links I just tweeted are a couple of my recent efforts on the metadata issue.
wilw Some day, we’ll have a moment of silence for Net Neutrality, and some of us will have it faster than others, depending on our ISP.
@FarrellPF Great piece today BTW, Paul. You’ve been doing some magnificent work of late. @marcuskelson @walkleys
@FarrellPF @marcuskelson Boot from a “private” OS from a location you’re known to use with your phone turned on in your pocket = game over.
@FarrellPF @marcuskelson Operation security (OPSEC) is much more important than technology. I’ve a thing in May’s @walkleys magazine.
“It’s time ‘metadata’ met an end” zdnet.com/its-time-that-… “Plibersek loses our privacy in a haystack of envelopes” zdnet.com/plibersek-lose…
Encrypt all you like, who you called or emailed when, and where you were, is still there in the so-called metadata. @marcuskelson @FarrellPF
MT @marcuskelson: @FarrellPF … all journos should read this and get encrypted post haste [Except encryption does nothing to help here.]
“Journalists’ sources are no longer safe in Australia”, writes @FarrellPF theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

leslienassar Whatever you do, don’t look at his weird little wrinkled hand. pic.twitter.com/pFmarzBeFo
“Australian war deaths: a graphic analysis of more than 102,000 records” by @GuardianAus’ @NickEvershed theguardian.com/news/datablog/…
@iain_chalmers @zdnetaustralia @mpesce Fair call.
bencubby Rough calculation: for the price of 58 fighter jets we could get 1 million Skywhales. #airsupremacy
In which Mitchell & Webb explain how the world really works. youtube.com/watch?v=usDuyo… HT @newsbanks Ping @SnarkyPlatypus
Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm” [(Warning: Contains some @mpesce.) zdnet.com/un-api-dinosau…
I wrote everything I want to say about Anzac Day in 2009 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac… and 2008 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac…
Meanwhile my @Pozible for The 9 O’Clock Resurrection sits at 81%, and you need to improve on that. pozible.com/edict1
I don’t really like that plan very much, so people are welcome to suggest better ones.
Fri plan: Try to feel less dreadful; potter through random bits of my to-do list; reading and stuff; maybe make some media later.
“Fact or fiction: 5 common Anzac myths put to the test”, by @ABCFactCheck abc.net.au/news/2014-04-2…
I think the more appropriate action on my part, @Crowdfund_Laura, would be to flag you as a spammer. I’ll do that now, OK?
Y’know, @Crowdfund_Laura, I reckon I’d be a fool to associate with anyone as ham-fisted at promotion as yourself. Shove your imperatives.
Wow, @Crowdfund_Laura , you’re right down there with the worst of the bottom-feeders, aren’t you. Mindless keyword-driven spam? Really?
Once you’ve funded my project pozible.com/edict1 you should fund this documentary on Grace Hopper. indiegogo.com/projects/born-…
“Google Glass a $1500 toy predicated on absence of self-awareness, no surprise early power users [include] R Scoble” valleywag.gawker.com/emperor-of-the…
Fri plan, draft: Since I am feeling dreadful, I don’t think I’ll do very much at all. This annoys me. I hope this plan changes.
GonzoHacker I want your honest opinion so I can hold it against you later
Il pleut.
@SnarkyPlatypus Merci. Je vais essayer de trouver un moyen de survivre.

MichaelPDeacon “Two rats for every man, woman and child in UK!” Incredible free gift with tomorrow’s Daily Star pic.twitter.com/eIOAOZxc2t via @suttonnick

mikko The NSA has 646 pages of classified information on Windows Vista. #FOIA
cryptome.org/2014/04/nsa-ms… pic.twitter.com/uirIHqwess
@SnarkyPlatypus Mon médecin m’a formé pour éviter le mot «influenza» pour tous les virus mineur. Mais je suis vraiment malade.
@derekbradley Indeed. Though alas I suspect I probably fit that description too.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens terrible. Même s’effondrer tôt hier soir n’a pas aidé. Il courbatures. Et vous?
Quite possibly the people saying “Happy Anzac Day” haven’t taken the time to think this through properly. [Mashes face into desk.]
Hey Politicians, fewer Anzac photos of you with RSL heavies, more on what you do, personally, to help veterans and wind back wars, yeah?
zhandlen New game: whenever a popular show is airing, occasionally tweet “NOOOOO!!!!! #[showname]” with no other context.
66yo Lakemba man apparently shot by 85yo man in apartment building common area. Honestly, the youth of today! police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…
Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm” zdnet.com/un-api-dinosau…
cxi When you take incoming rockets you’re supposed to take cover. When you have an Anti-Rocket system everyone likes to “watch” #fail

The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is 80% toward initial target. Thanks. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/a4pew22Qkq
It’s Anzac Day. I wrote everything I want to say about Anzac Day in 2009 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac… and 2008 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac…