Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 25th, 2014

RT @ericscheid: Irish Independent tries to one up with their word wheel pic.twitter.com/sLKCvbvXtm [Oh well done, everybody.]

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Qiffypedia You can get rid of Sting by peeing on him.

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Qiffypedia Camels can go without the internet for up to three weeks.

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The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is now at 90% of initial target. Great moiré pattern too. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/rvIZb7h3XA

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@AequoEtBono “Allegedly shot.” But I agree with the rest of your analysis, if those are the facts.

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The 85yo bloke who apparently shot the 66yo in Lakemba? police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… He’s been charged. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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Once that first target is hit, there’s definitely two episodes for May. But I know that you know that you really want it weekly, right?

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In that chart, the top line is what’s in the production pool for May. The bottom line is committed subscriptions for June and beyond.

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The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is at 88% of initial target. Go on, kick it over the line tonight. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/xNNCfTBvVd

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GordyPls My sister pulled her top down to reveal the mastectomy scar. My sister: 1, Breastfeeding Nazis: 0

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GordyPls A woman approached my sister who was bottle feeding my nephew in public today and told her “Breast is best!” [cont…]

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mikko This is the first time you see an Apple iPad with a 3.5” floppy drive: pic.twitter.com/dXWyOSudRI
Courtesy of @ssrekola

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RT @shiftkey: what was i supposed to be doing again? [Telling people to buy me goats.]

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian “You have 30 seconds to compl… oi! come back!@peterjblackck [Indeed. Hope they get loss-of-dignity allowance.]

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RT @peterjblack: police on a segway @ Burliegh Beach instagram.com/p/nMmoUgN1aP/ [Dear Internet Meme Artists, do your stuff!]

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New NSW political theme song: “I cack, you cack, we all cack for ICAC.”

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@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc Oh dear. Sounds like copper really is the way of the future.

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smurray38 Thank heavens for the hyphen RT @theprojecttv Direct Action sounds like a low-rent boy band.

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @OaaSvc Oh wonderful. I thought it was kinda working? Did somebody do something?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kjmci I’ve never understood the need to be taking photos of yourself every fucking day. Talk about self-obsessed.

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@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus Increasingly, I think I need to write a guide to modern etiquette.

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expectproblems Pretty sure that’s not true. RT @Qiffypedia: Brian Blessed can survive up to eight minutes underwater without shouting.

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@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus Some people seem oblivious to… manners? How to behave? Not sure how to put it.

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The Day 6 video wil take another 50 minutes to upload. Because it’s a 4-minute video.

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@ClintonDucas Sadly, @SnarkyPlatypus seems to have lost his entire senses of humour and tolerance.

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@LeslieHammondQC There may well be something that ProTools doesn’t Reaper doesn’t, but not down at the level of my simple needs.

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@LeslieHammondQC Yeah, it’s a nice piece of out. I’ve used it for all my podcasts for years.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: The 9 pm Casserole? [Good thinking.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, les chèvres sont essentiels à la résurrection, et ils seront prêts bientôt.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confus. Il ya une certaine excitation liée aux chèvres, mais le mécontentement demeure sans fin. Et vous?

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I’m currently editing TWO progress videos for The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. “The what?” This. pozible.com/edict1 Give me your money.

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OK, that’s enough. Thank you, everyone.

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What’s the worst thing you can do with a goat?

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NewtonMark Gotta say, I do like seeing “Hahaahahahaah” from Mark Colvin :)

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Colvinius Hahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/6WKWfURzUY via @relevantorgans

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chris23 US finally has Putin right where we want him! Watch him wither under our social media warfare!!

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“There is a budget crisis, but it isn’t coming from where the Treasurer is telling us to look”, writes @1petermartin smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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@missdi_k Cake would be wonderful. I have no cake.

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5at5daily “5at5 number 41 | 25 April 2014”: Anzac myths, Australia’s war dead, cranky Nevada ranchers, and nitrous oxide. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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There’s going to be a “hollowing out of the middle class”? About time. Let me get my scoop.

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Speaking of shouty op-eds, have people considered supporting The 9 O’Clock Resurrection yet? pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/V8L9Tfiyz9

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@FarrellPF Hey, you’re doing real journalism. I’m just writing shouty op-eds or summarising media briefings. @marcuskelson @walkleys

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I might be more convinced if those wanting to call themselves “QC” had an argument based on improved justice, not their “global brand”.

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@marcuskelson @FarrellPF @walkleys The two links I just tweeted are a couple of my recent efforts on the metadata issue.

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wilw Some day, we’ll have a moment of silence for Net Neutrality, and some of us will have it faster than others, depending on our ISP.

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@FarrellPF Great piece today BTW, Paul. You’ve been doing some magnificent work of late. @marcuskelson @walkleys

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@FarrellPF @marcuskelson Boot from a “private” OS from a location you’re known to use with your phone turned on in your pocket = game over.

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@FarrellPF @marcuskelson Operation security (OPSEC) is much more important than technology. I’ve a thing in May’s @walkleys magazine.

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“It’s time ‘metadata’ met an end” zdnet.com/its-time-that-… “Plibersek loses our privacy in a haystack of envelopes” zdnet.com/plibersek-lose…

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Encrypt all you like, who you called or emailed when, and where you were, is still there in the so-called metadata. @marcuskelson @FarrellPF

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MT @marcuskelson: @FarrellPF … all journos should read this and get encrypted post haste [Except encryption does nothing to help here.]

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“Journalists’ sources are no longer safe in Australia”, writes @FarrellPF theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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leslienassar Whatever you do, don’t look at his weird little wrinkled hand. pic.twitter.com/pFmarzBeFo

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“Australian war deaths: a graphic analysis of more than 102,000 records” by @GuardianAus@NickEvershed theguardian.com/news/datablog/…

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bencubby Rough calculation: for the price of 58 fighter jets we could get 1 million Skywhales.

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In which Mitchell & Webb explain how the world really works. youtube.com/watch?v=usDuyo… HT @newsbanks Ping @SnarkyPlatypus

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm” [(Warning: Contains some @mpesce.) zdnet.com/un-api-dinosau…

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I wrote everything I want to say about Anzac Day in 2009 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac… and 2008 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac…

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Meanwhile my @Pozible for The 9 O’Clock Resurrection sits at 81%, and you need to improve on that. pozible.com/edict1

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I don’t really like that plan very much, so people are welcome to suggest better ones.

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Fri plan: Try to feel less dreadful; potter through random bits of my to-do list; reading and stuff; maybe make some media later.

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“Fact or fiction: 5 common Anzac myths put to the test”, by @ABCFactCheck abc.net.au/news/2014-04-2…

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I think the more appropriate action on my part, @Crowdfund_Laura, would be to flag you as a spammer. I’ll do that now, OK?

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Y’know, @Crowdfund_Laura, I reckon I’d be a fool to associate with anyone as ham-fisted at promotion as yourself. Shove your imperatives.

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Wow, @Crowdfund_Laura , you’re right down there with the worst of the bottom-feeders, aren’t you. Mindless keyword-driven spam? Really?

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Once you’ve funded my project pozible.com/edict1 you should fund this documentary on Grace Hopper. indiegogo.com/projects/born-…

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“Google Glass a $1500 toy predicated on absence of self-awareness, no surprise early power users [include] R Scoble” valleywag.gawker.com/emperor-of-the…

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Fri plan, draft: Since I am feeling dreadful, I don’t think I’ll do very much at all. This annoys me. I hope this plan changes.

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GonzoHacker I want your honest opinion so I can hold it against you later

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@SnarkyPlatypus Merci. Je vais essayer de trouver un moyen de survivre.

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MichaelPDeacon “Two rats for every man, woman and child in UK!” Incredible free gift with tomorrow’s Daily Star pic.twitter.com/eIOAOZxc2t via @suttonnick

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mikko The NSA has 646 pages of classified information on Windows Vista.
cryptome.org/2014/04/nsa-ms… pic.twitter.com/uirIHqwess

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mon médecin m’a formé pour éviter le mot «influenza» pour tous les virus mineur. Mais je suis vraiment malade.

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@derekbradley Indeed. Though alas I suspect I probably fit that description too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens terrible. Même s’effondrer tôt hier soir n’a pas aidé. Il courbatures. Et vous?

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Quite possibly the people saying “Happy Anzac Day” haven’t taken the time to think this through properly. [Mashes face into desk.]

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Hey Politicians, fewer Anzac photos of you with RSL heavies, more on what you do, personally, to help veterans and wind back wars, yeah?

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zhandlen New game: whenever a popular show is airing, occasionally tweet “NOOOOO!!!!! #[showname]” with no other context.

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66yo Lakemba man apparently shot by 85yo man in apartment building common area. Honestly, the youth of today! police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm” zdnet.com/un-api-dinosau…

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cxi When you take incoming rockets you’re supposed to take cover. When you have an Anti-Rocket system everyone likes to “watch”

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The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is 80% toward initial target. Thanks. pozible.com/edict1 pic.twitter.com/a4pew22Qkq

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It’s Anzac Day. I wrote everything I want to say about Anzac Day in 2009 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac… and 2008 stilgherrian.com/politics/anzac…

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