Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 1st, 2014

@OrkneyLibrary That was exceptionally well played. Bravo.

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OrkneyLibrary Me. I am Mariah… The Unborrowed Novel.

Out any time you want it, been sitting in the stacks since 1998. pic.twitter.com/efOQ0r6dRa

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MariahCarey Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse. Out May 27! Pre-order now!!! smarturl.it/Mariah pic.twitter.com/lAa9D5g4An

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RyMacleod These pigeons look like they’re about to release the best hip-hop album of 2014 pic.twitter.com/FpQjYDsUjy

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Punter in front bar: “Can you put on ABC Jazz?” Publican: “No, you can fuckin’ go home if you want to listen to that shit.”

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RT @purserj: @engin_eer @stilgherrian uber and tinder in one? [So, “Tuber”?]

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RT @engin_eer: @stilgherrian Is there an Uber version of the Taxi Club? Possibly involving an iPhone app? [If not, there should be.]

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And now there’s extensive reminiscences of the Taxi Club.

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An old chap is telling us about a brothel at [REDACTED] which once a month ran an “all you can eat, all you can drink, all you can root”.

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To judge by the woman talking about “Surviving Menopause”, the first things to go are your fashion sense and colour vision.

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Thank you, @BobGrrl @littlemisslotus, yes, I’d forgotten about the poor bystanders.

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BernardKeane Tony Shepherd became chair of Transfield in 2005 & left in 2013. How did the company perform compared to the ASX 200? pic.twitter.com/lZCIoHPp7h

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A Current Affair just teased a story, “Surviving Menopause”. I’m no expert, but I didn’t think it was life-threatening.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il s’agit d’une stratégie de distraction magnifique. Pantalon outre!

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OrkneyLibrary “and all the other libraries coveted the Orkney Library Bench Snood” pic.twitter.com/gXi8l7V9gL

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OrkneyLibrary Our yarn bombers have struck again pic.twitter.com/7AsVMMMtVO

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parisba To cheer you up, please enjoy this picture of Tone being punched in the face: i.imgur.com/TvNYmuL.jpg

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How many of the Commissioners of Audit are qualified auditors? All five, I would assume?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis épuisé. Mais bientôt je vais dîner. Et vous?

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There’s ribald comments about Jill Wran, and speculation about cosmetic surgery. “By now her belly button must be halfway down her back!”

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In the front bar. Observing the old chaps observing the TV news. There’s three road workers younger than me, but no-one else.

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RT @mpesce: Actually a fair bit better than ST:INTO DARKNESS - youtube.com/watch?v=uKlI8P… (ht @stilgherrian) [It’s @expectproblems’ fault.]

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5at5daily “5at5 number 44 | 1 May 2014”: “2001: A Space Odyssey”, Russian hackers, exploding whales, sock puppets and more. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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I’ve decided to catch the 1621 out of this town.

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@dahowlett You can be very wrong indeed, yes. No need to bring extra arsehats, though, they exist wherever you go.

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RT @jpwarren: No servers? What runs the apps in the cloud, then? Mainframes? [Turtles. It’s turtles all the way to the cloud.]

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BYOA (Bring Your Own Apps) is now in two-thirds of businesses. pic.twitter.com/wtlhbWJsdK

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@jturner_ibrs @IBRS Yep, it’s a perfectly good presentation, but I have been here before a few times. Not seeing any news yet.

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There’s a bunch is statistical stuff out of Telsyte’s research now, which I believe is in a document I have somewhere.

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Rodney Gedda from Telsyte OS on stage now. More analysis, less marketing.

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Now moving on to how and why Good’s containerisation strategy works. I’ll link to some staff later, I’m guessing.

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So far this is Issues in Mobile Device Security 101.

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@scottcarson1957 @0x1C @leslienassar Oh if only it were something so wholesome. Nah, that’s from the IT Journo Awards.

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RT @0x1C: @stilgherrian @leslienassar lol journalism mediaconnect.com.au/images/uploads… [Christ, I’ve no idea what’s going on there.]

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Apparently @paulwallbank is here somewhere, so that lowers the tone a bit.

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@leslienassar Thank you. I’m a finalist in two categories, but I’ve seen the competition and I think I’ll just be into the gin.

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@rohan_p Cool, I’ll look more closely on the way back.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Typo: “pre-industrial leves of trust” [Ping @zdnetaustralia …]

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@dobes @seamus @reselsnark @dr_nic I have to keep myself amused on the train somehow.

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So yeah, I just RSVPd for the Lizzies, so there’s something we can all look forward to. And then the next day I flee the country.

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BakedBoons I laughed harder than I think I should have when I read this. pic.twitter.com/WwbAQw5WEa

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@dobes @dr_nic @seamus I’m a big fan of sinkholes. The buildup of cooking fat makes them quite slippery and accommodating.

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Oh OK, maybe this pharmacist’s dodgy advice wasn’t so dodgy after all… instagram.com/p/nb11-miFoh/

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Pharmacist just gave me rather dodgy advice. I questioned it. “Sure,” he said, “but if you get even sicker you’ll be back again.”

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Yeah @seamus is a bit SPESHUL today. Anyway, a cyberdoor is just a portal, for spams and scams. @dr_nic @dobes

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ABCFactCheck What has Tony Abbott said about increasing tax in the past? ab.co/1u6ukIk pic.twitter.com/giUyCsO7E6

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@jamesroywriter @_sara_jade_ Well, I guess it depends how many dots get joined up in these ICAC inquiries.

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@dobes I will take care when riding my cybercycle.

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The hate mail will probably start today too.

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tojarrett Seen at InfoSec: everyone wants to talk about Heartbleed, but maybe not everyone should. pic.twitter.com/B3AktEbJCF

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: They’re still cybering in Clapham. ping @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/lDwSZHbmVU [Good place for it.]

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RT @Kate_McClymont: @MichaelMcCallu8@@, Ff V
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[Damn, there goes Kate, I’ll miss her work.]

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TumblrTXT I spit on any “social justice” that isn’t furry inclusive because it is trash. It is fucking trash garbage.

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For reasons that I can’t explain, I’m watching “SOCK PUPPETS IN SPACE: Sock Puppets Into Darkness” youtu.be/uKlI8PaIxk4

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“Enjoy your Ubergasm, but don’t expect respect in the morning”, I wrote yesterday at @zdnetaustralia zdnet.com/enjoy-your-ube…

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Wentworth Falls railway station, 0810 AEST. pic.twitter.com/0ZpGZGN3bO

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ssharwood Hardware that would allow NBNCo to use HFC networks for mass rollout won’t go on sale until mid-2015. reg.cx/2aAN

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johnmcternan What would best CV be? MT @TOMayorFord Looking to hire new junior, salary $30k. Send your resumé & cover letter to mayor_ford@toronto.ca

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Walking into the village on a beautiful crisp autumn morning. pic.twitter.com/Io3USFjOO0

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; 0824 train to Sydney Central; 1014 gap for troublemaking; 1130 meeting.

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DrRachie Epic chemtrails @chrisbrownie RT @a380fanclub: “@gus2333: Giant emerging from the clouds … pic.twitter.com/dWipNV2NW3

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@R_Chirgwin Well, I did kick it up to somewhere around the 50V mark before retiring.

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@haakon_d This is true. Also, this krill is excellent.

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@R_Chirgwin Note that I avoided making a joke along the lines of “current usage”.

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@R_Chirgwin Battery delivering 47.2V, it’s sunny and panels already delivering 1.8A, tho usage is 2.8A right now. Will check upon return.

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Thu plan: Walk; 0824 train to Sydney; 1130 meeting CBD; 1230 Good Technology Sydney Mobility Summit; dinner (where?); return train journey.

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CyberPrefixerAU Antibiotic cyberresistance poses worldwide cyberthreat: WHO

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@haakon_d Probably. I can’t really tell any more.

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@BXGD @TheAtlantic Paper improves logic. Everyone knows that.

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@marcuskelson @zdnetaustralia True, I did use a few rhetorical tricks there. And I do read everything aloud before filing.

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@marcuskelson @zdnetaustralia I thought the whole thing was pretty ranty, but then I know how I was reading it aloud as I polished the edit.

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“Pentagon ponders making IT subject to same [cost safeguard] rules as weapons”, reports @FCWnow fcw.com/articles/2014/… HT @BlogsofWarTech

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That tweet seems to look particularly good with my current avatar. (Yes, this is sort of a selfie. With a whale.) pic.twitter.com/Vu9z7uGrNy

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@AlisterAir @John_Hanna Thank you. I had time to let my thoughts fester on that one.

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umairh 4. That, ladies and gentlemen, is why the economy is truly fucked. It’s in the hands of people who really are utterly clueless about it.

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umairh 3. You know how people can literally get every single thing wrong about the economy for decades and still be pundits?

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umairh 2. You know how those of us that have long suggested, no, the economy is seriously fucked, and it won’t fix itself, get tuned out?

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umairh 1. You know how the clueless pundits that keep getting every single thing about the economy dead wrong never have to answer for it?

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Also yesterday from me: “Announcing the Return of ‘The 9pm Edict’” stilgherrian.com/edict/00023e/ Also on SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/

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So yesterday I wrote this at @zdnetaustralia: “Enjoy your Ubergasm, but don’t expect respect in the morning” zdnet.com/enjoy-your-ube…

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“A Eulogy for Twitter: The beloved social publishing platform enters its twilight,” reckons @TheAtlantic. I see. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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sermoa Oops! Unfortunate typo rather spoils the mood there! pic.twitter.com/tpuXERg7xA
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@SnarkyPlatypus Hélas, ils ne peuvent pas remplacer le clavier dans le magasin, mais il sera remplacé gratuitement. C’est un dilemme.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Et maintenant la touche qui fait \ et | et «et». Je suis bien heureux. Et vous?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. e suis stressé. La touche de «retour» sur mon clavier vient de mourir. Et une autre chose est allé hier défectueux.

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Thu plan, draft: 0824 train to Sydney; obtain keyboard; 1130 meeting; 1230 Good Technology Sydney Mobility Summit; dinner (where?); return.

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@foomeister @CabbagePatchCat There’s a lot of that going around. The 4am thing, not necessarily the bladder thing. Now I know too much.

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@foomeister @CabbagePatchCat Morning, morning. I’m sure I’ve heard that Thursday line somewhere before, Kate…

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Thursday. It’s cold and dark and I hate every single one of you. Thursday.

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