Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 13th, 2014

OK, that’s the end of what I’ll be tweeting about the Budget for now.

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Overall, it’s a selfish budget by and for ignorant well-off people who’ve deluded themselves into thinking they’ve got it tough.

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I’ve only glanced at the welfare changes, but the core message is the old trope that being poor is your moral failing trope.

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There’s recognition of potential climate change, must monitor it, but arm up to prevent those escaping it trying to get here.

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Medicine, in any event, is for old people and getting people back to work. Teeth, and eyes for reading, are less important.

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The Medical Research Future Fund (MRFF) is ready for $1B a year to be invested in… what? Who decides? Watch this very closely2014

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OK, initial feelpinion. It’s clear that “science” is something that’s for improving industry, and therefore business..14

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So, let me take a moment to come up with an initial feelpinion before I shower and head down for breakfast..14

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That said, if you’ve seen the range of projections for refugees from coastal cities thanks to climate change..14

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Oh, and there’s an additional lazy half-billion for “border protection”, ‘cos right now the beaches are over-run with invaders.

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That said, @swearyanthony, there was reference to a Coalition policy document that I might dig out later.

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RT @swearyanthony: Is there any detail on the MRFF? [Some sort of advisory board will be figuring that out later, I think. ]

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There’s a new Industry Skills Fund that replaces a swathe of apprenticeship and workplace training schemes. More reading needed.

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OK, what else? CSIRO gets funding for RV Investigator, which replaces RV Southern Surveyor.

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RT [REDACTED]: doctors who accept blow jobs could totally be a thing. [Well some of us alrea… um, never mind14]

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Well poor people won’t need teeth anyway, will they. They’ll be busy doing cut-price blow jobs to pay for their doctor visits.

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National Partnership Agreement for adult public dental services pushed back a year, $390M savings. Poor people don’t need teeth.

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There’s a shitload of stuff affecting Medicare and the like that’s being covered by others, so I won’t dig into that.

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Middle-aged people can notice eye prescription drift in under two years, so is that just another Commission of Audit feelpinion?

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People under 65 to get Medicare rebates for eye examinations only every three years, not every two, money to MRFF.

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Note the balance. $200M for dementia, ~$100M for bowel cancer, under $15M for youth mental health. Ageing population, sure, but.

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$14.9M to set up 10 new headspace centres for youth mental health and run an evaluation.

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An extra $95.9M for “Full implementation of National Bowel Cancer Screening Programme”, which is a lot of rubber gloves.

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Funding [amount confidential] for “supply of uniquely Australian antivenoms, Q fever vaccine and pandemic influenza vaccines.”

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$238.4M more to pay GPs to provide teaching for undergrads and postgrads “in rural and regional settings”. Sounds scenic.

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… and eHealth Summit and Implementation of Clinical Trial Functionality into Jurisdictional eHealth Systems, all grants gone14

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Flat Out Incorporated Outreach Support Services for Criminalised Women, ..14

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Australian Community Food Safety Campaign, Mental Health Better Access to Education and Training, ..14

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Four Discretionary Grant Programmes to be killed, money into the MRFF. They are..14

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Charles Sturt University dental and oral health clinic developments in NSW programme gone, into the MRFF.

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Actually that boost for dementia research should help NSW ICAC tackle the continuing problems it faces with witness memory loss.

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$200M over 4 years for Boosting Dementia Research, which was an election promise. That they don’t remember. (Sorry.)

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I gather that the MRFF is being talked about as $20B which, as I’ve been reminded, is far-future hand-waving. Vapourfunding BS.

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As I read this, the Health and Hospitals Fund get wiped 31 December 2014 to establish the Medical Research Future Fund. Unsure.

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Medical Research Future Fund is $1B from uncommitted funds in the Health and Hospitals Fund.

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Medical now. Aust Institute of Tropical Health and Medicine at JCU expanded, $42M over 4 years. Virology, vector control etc.

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Questacon Smart Skills National Technology Learning Programme and Equity of Access Programme continued.

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Prime Minister’s Prizes for Science and National Science Week continued, haven’t checked if same funds as in the past.

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“Budget Paper No. 2” always says why each measure it taken. Most times it’s the year’s propaganda line. That’s this year’s.

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“The savings from this measure will be redirected by the Government to repair the Budget and fund policy priorities” is the tag.

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Cuts to CSIRO $111.4M and Australian Institute of Marine
Science $7.8M, no details on specifics, but that’s normal.

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Wait. Extra for ANSTO is essentially wiped out by a cut to research funding. Reactor run for medical isotopes only, not science?

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@AnnabelAstbury The other word to go with that hashtag is “quaking”. You’re welcome.

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Oh, there’s funding for the Australian Nuclear Science and Technology Organisation to dispose of used fuel, so there’s that.

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Hah! Australian Apprenticeships Incentives Programme, buying their tools, replaced by the “Trade Support Loans Programme”.

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Australian Nuclear Science and Technology Organisation to get $31.6M to run the OPAL research reactor at full capacity.

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So “science” means paying for the research the mining and resources industries want to be more profitable in re China.

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Five new Joint Research Centres to commercialise research in oil and gas, mining and services, medical research, manufacturing.

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Australia-China Science and Research Fund continued, $10M over 4 years. But before you get too excited, that’s..14

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Office of Water Science research programme to end 30 June 2016, “saving” $10M overall.

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In that context, I assume “budget savings” means sacking, say a couple dozen exec and admin staff, $4.6M a year.

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National Environmental Research Programme and the Australian Climate Change Science Programme merged, “saving $21.7M”.

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Antarctic bases to be continued, including an extra $9M in 2014-15 to support stations and scientific projects.

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Science now, “Primary Connections and Science by Doing” continued, $1M/year to enhance primary teachers confidence with science.

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Both “Enhancing Online Safety for Children” and “Mobile Black Spot Programme” were Coalition election promises, so expected.

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“Mobile Black Spot Programme”, $100M over 4 years (10, 30, 30, 30) for voice and data, matched industry funding sought.

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“Enhancing Online Safety for Children” $10M over 4 years, inc $7.5m for schools programs, $2.4M for Children’s e-Safety Comm’r.

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There’s only two mentions of the word “broadband”, but remember that the NBN is off-budget anyway.

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OK, Possums, the next few tweets will be what I discover as I go through the Budget for my specific areas of interest.

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AlanKohler My budget piece: suicidal heroism businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/5…

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ryanbatchelor Mango taxes up. pic.twitter.com/yNHhGpDMp0

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@SnarkyPlatypus e suis à San Jose, pas à San Francisco. Ces choses-là sont plus difficiles à organiser.

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GrogsGamut Love the new “call on resources” line in . Let’s add deficit to revenue so the Howard govt doesn’t seem like the biggest taxer!

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jeamland So the ALP’s budget reply will be a barnstorming call to action, galvanising a repulsed electo… BAAAAAHAHAAHA sorry couldn’t keep it up.

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Kon__K 532 days since we started sending to Manus

1 dead

2 blinded

$1.5 billion

0 processed

Protecting the Australian way.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je vais avoir à faire face à ce document sur ​​un estomac vide. Viande sans fin commence seulement à 7h du matin.

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@eightiestragic @mearesy No, there’s those boxes for advisors, and of course the parliamentary staff themselves. But they’re walled off.

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Wow, the actual Budget Speech is a concentrated dose of spin and bullhit, isn’t it. Though no more than usual? budget.gov.au/2014-15/conten…

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@GreenJ “Corned in a lift”, you say? So you mean…? [Gulp.] You can’t show that on television.

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“Fairness vs Freedom: Is Politics Going Back to the 1970s?” by @NateSilver538 seems to apply here too. fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/fairne…

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Downloading all the files, including the ever-popular “Budget Paper No. 2 - Budget Measures”.

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5at5daily “5at5 number 48 | 13 May 2014”: Tetrahedral kites, fatal metadata, schoolboy fascists, Marcus Westbury, and more. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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RT @mearesy: Budget address pic.twitter.com/koScPpX1Y5 [So this is the face of modern Australia, eh? Utterliy Dickensian.]

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Tue plan, draft, supplemental: Also in there I may be filing for @crikey_news, preparing another @5at5daily, and generally making media.

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Tue plan, draft: Budget analysis; breakfast; 0900 PDT NetSuite SuiteWorld all day netsuitesuiteworld.com; 1800 dinner Thomas Fogarty Winery.

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Fuck, I forgot to send @5at5daily before going to bed last night. Oh well, I’ll sort that in a few minutes.

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RT @jonoabroad: an edict, you feel an edict [Well, the bulk of “The 9pm Shire” is written and a tag can be added, yes.]

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RT @BobGrrl: time to read about the budget then! [Not read ABOUT it, but read it. The actual thing. I may well be writing some analysis.]

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Christ, I’m going to need someting stronger that coffee to deal with this.

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Oh excellent*, it’s 0400 PDT and I am suddenly wide awake. This is helpful*.

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Time for some attempted sleep. I’ll look at the Budget papers in the morning.

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@KainTietzel DM didn’t arrive, but sure, email me. Address on my website. Though I’m in San Jose this week.

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@scottcarson1957 I find it amusing that the agency he fears is “watching me” is the IRS. Least of your troubles, Sunshine.

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RT @Oprah_World: You don’t need other people to validate you, you’re already valuable. [She’s never met most people, who are useless.]

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Listening to: Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me” youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin… HT @scottcarson1957

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@scottcarson1957 My God, that brings back some memories. And reminds me of my old links to the Detroit music scene. [Bows.]

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Earlier I must have been ill, because I walked past the cheese platter, uninterested. But I’m OK now.

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mrtiedt RT @James_Jeffrey: Perhaps this works better as a screen grab. The reply from @joewellscomic is sublime. pic.twitter.com/tE70QR0ztg

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SwiftOnSecurity Imagine if Justin Bieber pulled a Symantec, saying that all music sucks because his music sucks.

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Infinite candy. Because it’s SuiteWorld. (Yes, I know.) instagram.com/p/n6r79uCFvr/

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@BXGD Ah yes, I’ve seen this guy’s work before. Very nice.

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The expo floor has opened, hard to get an overview. instagram.com/p/n6poDLiFsh/

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The press lounge is still being set up, but the main welcome cocktails should be starting in a moment.

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@chrisjrn Yeah, for NetSuite SuiteWorld, they’ve been using an NSWnn hashtag every year. I think I told them before.

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This, whatever it is, is on the ceiling of the media lounge. instagram.com/p/n6mU-DCFn4/

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I need something salty.

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troyhunt New drinking game: every time a company makes the unsubstantiated claim “we take privacy and security very seriously”… and now I’m drunk.

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SHUT UP I AM HELPING.

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RT @HarrisonPolites: Beats might just be the best platform for Apple’s wearable tech bit.ly/1mPbzbm [Or “cottages” in the UK…]

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RT @mm_bennett: What do we do when the press gallery is in lockdown? [Wish it would go on forever?]

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NightValeRadio There are no dumb questions, only forbidden ones. Your file has been marked for review.

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RT @ssharwood: Here’s your morning outrage: NBN Co has NO PLAN to fix broadband blackspots theregister.co.uk/2014/05/12/nbn… [I AM SO PLEASED.]

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@NewtonMark I can offer this service. In the back seat of an Uber.

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Er, @davpope, this is not what people need to see over their breakfast. Except that it is. goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/0fHqsMZmMt

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RT @NewtonMark: A lot of budget feels today. A lot of budget feels. [“Budget feels” being $15 handjobs with no happy ending for anyone.]

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GermanAtPompey Conchita Wurst - it had to happen… pic.twitter.com/rROnAjyErm via @GuenterLois

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RelatableQuote if you thought you were having a bad day pic.twitter.com/FCmvAdZWjm

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian What are you briefing the sloth on? [Post-modern absurdism. BUT IT’S TAKING FOREVER THE SLOTH IS SOOOOO SLOW.]

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RT @damana: Does it rain in Australia? pic.twitter.com/ZZtFFNQgvS [This is an excellent question.]

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erkpod RT @stilgherrian: If Australia is wondering why I’m in San Jose, it’s because you haven’t read my Weekly Wrap. (New San Jose Sharks coach!)

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Mon plan, remainder updated: Head to San Jose (done); brief sloth; audio editing; 1830 NetSuite SuiteWorld press welcome party; @5at5daily.

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davidgerard Brooklyn Museum are not just putting new stuff on Wikimedia Commons, they’re *actively removing* it from Fllckr. brooklynmuseum.org/community/blog…

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Sorry, @NetSuite , there is no need for your app to have all these permissions. I’ll use paper. pic.twitter.com/oybcD6i21n

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@sylmobile It’s slightly darker orange than current Penguin style, but the deep blue and orange are the event’s colours this year.

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RT @matthew_d_green: Somebody just asked if they should call me a cybercryptologist or a cybercryptographer. Um. [Kill them. Painfully.]

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The media lounge is not quite set up yet. So now I’m wondering whether I can be arsed doing any work or whether to take a nap.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, Silicon Valley is an ugly, ugly place.

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And no, @jeamland, I am not related to will.i.am. There seems to be a melanin discordance between us.

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Ah well, @mattcdef2000 @kjmci @mm_bennett @jeamland, that’s my little conference registration ritual over and done with.

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Right, I’m headign downstairs to register and check out the media work room.

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The tl;dr version is that I’m at NetSuite’s SuiteWorld, which kicks off properly tomorrow. netsuitesuiteworld.com

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If Australia is wondering why I’m in San Jose, it’s because you haven’t read my Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/20… pic.twitter.com/7MZrBxQAzT

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@John_Hanna Thank you. I’m settled in San Jose for a few days now.

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@John_Hanna Ah yes, that was early this morning for me, which may explain it. Thanks.

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The perennial glamour of convention centres instagram.com/p/n6NAmUiFhz/

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@John_Hanna Thanks, you mean the burst of photos?

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RT @jeamland: “Clod Computing” should be a thing. [It IS a thing, trust me.]

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@gusworldau Please see immediately preceding tweet with accompanying photographic proof.

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It appears that, yes, I do indeed know the way to San Jose. instagram.com/p/n6Le_0iFvT/

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fanfiction_txt “what could a meer human do aganst the powar of chaos?” snake didn’t have an answer to that question… but he did has a grenaide

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We have boarded the press tour bus for San Jose. Forecast for next three days 29C, 33C, 35C. In May. We are screwed.

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@OrkneyLibrary @SnarkyPlatypus Is this a sign that your collection needs more trashy romance?

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Mon plan: Clear email backlog (done); 1100 PDT bus to San Jose; audio editing; 1830 NetSuite SuiteWorld press welcome party; @5at5daily.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think that @OrkneyLibrary needs to explain the ranking criteria and say whether bribery was involved.

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paulcarr EXCLUSIVE: Baker denies employment at General Catalyst. Pando finds 33 docs that say otherwise pando.com/2014/05/12/exc…

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jstogdill Has it been renamed JavaScript Valley yet?

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A sprig of lavender for every room. instagram.com/p/n58PTFiFov/

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@jeamland I had heard this. It is good to hear that impression confirmed.

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@kjmci @gusworldau @alexkidman I am afraid that is so. But time will heal the hurt.

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RT @OrkneyLibrary: That was fun wasn’t it? [Yes. Yes, it was. But “Venus” at number 2? I am not so sure.]

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OrkneyLibrary Bananarama singles books: number 1 pic.twitter.com/iWEOsI6d5y

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OrkneyLibrary Bananarama singles books: number 2 pic.twitter.com/RQuaITObyv

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OrkneyLibrary Bananarama singles books: number 3 pic.twitter.com/V8446cWFdJ

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OrkneyLibrary Bananarama singles books: number 4 pic.twitter.com/qJMyABaN1m

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OrkneyLibrary Bananarama singles books: number 5 pic.twitter.com/IIMSx1XhTa

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OrkneyLibrary STOP EVERYTHING!! We are about to bring you our Top 5 Bananarama singles books pic.twitter.com/zdEz0Wrysr

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RT @CyberPrefixerAU: PM gives cyberbackbenchers ‘love and cyberreassurance’ ahead of cyberbudget release [Yes, but can I watch?]

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Hotel Vitali’s lavender theme expressed in etched glass instagram.com/p/n501mVCFsb/

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@gusworldau @alexkidman Slow down, boys, I’m a bit fragile this morning. I think I need a cuttle.

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Ah, America! Health warnings on the minibar… instagram.com/p/n5ygKViFoN/

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@gusworldau A single squid does not a summer make. Or something. But perhapps we can declare a Cephalopod Week some time.

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To judge by the tweets, Microsoft is spraying buzzwords like a squid sprays ink, and for the same reason: to hide vulnerability.

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Net worth of richest and poorest US homeowners 1992-2010, via @NateSilver538 53eig.ht/1mhmHv8 pic.twitter.com/dqjyJlQFEd

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RT @NateSilver538: American political history since 1948, in one chart? 53eig.ht/1mM17Sb pic.twitter.com/uG1biRklH7 [Language is thought?]

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@RealNickHodge Well I would hope so. How else can they read things on a plane?

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RT @CyberPrefixerAU: PM to give cyberbackbenchers ‘love and cyberreassurance’ ahead of cyberbudget release [Um, can I watch?]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: It’s getting expensive to be a SMEG. [Yep, you now have to pay with money as well as your dignity.]

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RT @Taco_Lad: Prime malware/botnet/phishing targets, what with senior execs being so good at Internet security and all. [Indeed. Arsehats.]

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“A dotCEO domain address is US$99/year and includes your dotCEO profile and SocialMedia.CEO membership.” HAHAHAHAHA. No.

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“We would like to give you the opportunity to purchase your dotCEO domain and Executive Identity.” [You PURCHASE an indentity now? Hah.]

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“dotCEO: The new Top Level Domain for business leaders is now LIVE.”

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The word “poseur” comes to mind also. So perhaps herding them all into a gTLD isn’t such a bad idea. Blacklist the lot of them all at once.

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… It’s so “secret” you have a .ceo domain and list yourself in a directory@Taco_Ladad. Another meaningless “status” symbol for the gullible.

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RT @Taco_Lad: It’s a secret society where you can say ‘I’m a CEO, my life is so hard boo-hooo’ and not have your teeth smashed in… [But…]

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A “social media community for CEOs”? FFS, just tattoo “I am a wanker” on your forehead and be done with it.

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Je crois que cette photo de 16 heures explique en grande partie le problème. instagram.com/p/n39LGhCFti/ Je les ai laissés à 23:45.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me réveille dans un flou, un sourire narquois aux personnes qui ne peuvent pas gérer leur consommation d’alcool.

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Mon plan, draft: Clear email backlog; 1100 PDT bus to San Jose; audio editing; 1830 NetSuite SuiteWorld press welcome party; @5at5daily.

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