Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 14th, 2014

Wed plan, draft: NetSuite SuiteWorld all day, including the SUITEcelebration party tonight netsuitesuiteworld.com; some sort of writing.

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Wednesday. There is considerable pain, but there’s even more to come. Wednesday.

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Something has crashed and is burning on the freeway. pic.twitter.com/I6N8M0qwri

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Zach Nelson and NetSuite execs in the press conference. pic.twitter.com/1qNCbsKA9V

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“NetSuite CEO on the changing state of CRM”, writes @rachelking zdnet.com/netsuite-ceo-o…

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@piawaugh @alexkidman @ClaireRPorter I saw that you’d got the data up, excellent work, tho I haven’t had a chance to look yet.

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@alexkidman @piawaugh @ClaireRPorter It’s surely more like Stilgherrian as a Disservice?

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@piawaugh It’s worse, @ClaireRPorter is stuck with me for days here in San Jose at NetSuite’s SuiteWorld. She NEEDS the wine.

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@piawaugh Be nice to @ClaireRPorter, she’s sitting next to me. ;)

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Hmmm… for some reason the photos I was posting to Twitter aren’t getting up.

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@drsimmo It’s in San Jose. Dunno the layout.

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Something has crashed and is burning on the freeway. instagram.com/p/n8-TnHCFmD/

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@nancycato1 No, Ms Cato, I have not deserved it. But I am eating it anyway.

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SuiteWorld tweeters, maybe less self-promotion and more concrete information-sharing? “It’s so cool” is useless noise. Kill it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Just stuff them wih something small. Cocaine, for example.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Roast them. Oven. Stuff them with, um, stuff.

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Nelson says order management is the heart of NetSuite, doing it well is the great differentiator. [True that no-one does it well?]

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The post-keynote press conference has just begun. I’ll only tweet the most astounding comments because my mind has been destroyed.

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[Waves wand.] Your wish is granted, @jeamland.

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jeamland When @stilgherrian becomes God-Emperor of the World I hope he mandates that all tech conferences must incorporate a My Little Pony theme.

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@fscavo I know what you mean. A resource can be deployed. But I get antsy about the dehumanising language.

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iStartNews New @NetSuite SRP has click and drag resource allocations - scary - when does the conversation and negotiation happen?

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RT @fscavo: Not all persons are resources [No, food IS a resource. Some people are livestock.]

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I can see hired-out consultants getting moist over the expenses module in this new NetSuite SRP system.

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DEAR NETSUITE VP, PLEASE STOP SAYING “RESOURCE” WHEN YOU MEAN “PERSON”. THESE ARE PEOPLE.

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NetSuite announces new version of Services Resource Planning (SRP) and CRM in services businesses.

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Dilip Keshu, Group CEO, FMG, positioning a “single book of record” to prevent new digital channels creating CRM silos.

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Nelson: If the web designer doesn’t understand the business process, you’re never going to deliver a system like this.

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Lager MyPOV: Anything that makes govt purchasing easier and clearer is desperately needed. Q: Can you buy politicians this way too?

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Case study currently being discussed is the Texas state TxSmartBuy system, everything from pencils to cars to road aggregate.

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Much talk of creating “an Amazon-like experience” for B2B. I hope they don’t mean it being pig-ugly.

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Zach Nelson just spoke about machines as commerce touchpoints. Here’s a story quoting him from 2012. zdnet.com/au/e-commerce-…

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NetSuite announces a new SuiteCommerce B2B Centre, skinnable, available today.

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ClaireRPorter Credit where it’s due, @ZachNelson is really highlighting how fragmented CRMs is affecting customer experience.

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Note that SAP wants you to pay money to get a new UI. forbes.com/sites/benkepes… HT @benkepes

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New NetSuite UI coming in June. Polite round of applause in the room.

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Nelson: “Every company is now a cloud company,” which is a curious worldview.

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Nelson: In the new world, “you are no longer just a retailer, manufacturer or a services company, you are all of those things.”

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A lengthy snarky comparison of NetSuite’s growth with its competitors ensures. “We’re only growing 8x Microsoft…14

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Cash balance at end of Q4 2013 was $452M.

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NetSuite’s projected revenue for 2014 is $544M; net income for 2013 was $19.9M, operating cashflow 2013 was $62.2M.

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I won’t tweet everything that Zach Nelson says (others are going that), just a few key notes for my own angles.

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NetSuite chief executive officer Zach Nelson appears in a cloud of confetti. instagram.com/p/n8dJMPCFns/

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The Essential* Loud Bass-Heavy Opening Video has begun. There are dubstep elements.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Dodging bus splash. [Worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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The projectors are aligned! The proles are admitted. The press applauds them. instagram.com/p/n8buwjiFlr/

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@0x1C I am both unsurprised and envious.

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ZoliErdos Hm, @mkrigsman, I thought you went to software conference ;-) pic.twitter.com/KfUcqaWEvr

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We’re half an hour behind schedule. Rumour in the press pen is that there was some sort of power outage in the keynote venue.

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RT @0x1C: In half an hour it will be 1400000000 seconds past epoch! [LET’S SACRIFICE A GOAT!]

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jeamland “Are you game?” “No, I’m livestock.”

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Are we still aligning the projectors? We are. instagram.com/p/n8Xz1aiFgM/

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… and my personal comments and interpretation are added in [square brackets]14

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Anything in quotes “like this” is a direct quote of thsw14e speaker. Otherwise it’s my quick paraphrase to fit in the tweet..14

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OK, NetSuite’s SuiteWorld kicks off in about half an hour, so here’s how I work my tweets. All will have the hashtag and then…

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@swearyanthony “Innumerate culture war sleep” is a thing, or should be.

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“It’s the Budget the Sydney Uni Liberals for other People’s Austerity would have come up with,” says @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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BBCNewsMagazine Saudi farmers flout Mers virus health warnings by kissing their camels bbc.in/1lhZVz2 pic.twitter.com/zNBDhafS6z

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RT @theretronaut: 1890s: Exotic Dancers (22 dancers: buff.ly/1sHNjat) pic.twitter.com/aiIhO3bdf6 [IT’S A PONY! IT’S A PONY!]

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@deconverter A box of tissues, yes. And then a gun.

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@jeffsonstein Astounding writing, isn’t it. That’s the wonderful @unsungsongs, who I must have beers with again soon.

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@deconverter Nope. I’m sulking ‘cos no-one looks at the calendar and weekly plans on my website.

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@JonoH @ivovic Thanks for the recommendations. I’ll see how the budget and schedule goes. Things are rather packed.

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In which @CUhlmann demonstrates why political journalists should never attempt to explain physics. ab.co/1uYkXuE

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OK, going down for breakfast in the media lounge. I shall provide photos.

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“The Government will achieve savings of $1.3M over four years by ceasing the Independent National Security Legislation Monitor”

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Oh. I said that was the end of my Budget tweets. Well, I lied.

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You’ll be pleased to know that the word “cyber” appears nowhere in the Budget.

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Tue plan: Read budget (done); breakfast; 0900 PDT NetSuite SuiteWorld all day netsuitesuiteworld.com; 1800 dinner Thomas Fogarty Winery.

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