Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 2014

If @QandA broadcast from @OrkneyLibrary I might take them seriously. But Geelong? Geelong doesn’t even have bubblers.

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OrkneyLibrary For your entertainment we are about to present the Top 10 fashion/dressmaking books from our stacks. You have been warned…

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@jeremysear But in re being on that TV show, I don’t understand why anyone would demean themselves like that. It’s a no-win arsehatfest.

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TumblrTXT I just kind of grew up a little more, got a little life experience, heard some more words, and eventually determined that I am a dragon.

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@KarlskiB A transcontinental plague. How excellent*.

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People actually watch QandA, that’s so cute.

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Judging by the coughing and the sore throat, Sydney has already given me the plague. Sydney is such a bullshit city.

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@SnarkyPlatypus With careful editing this could out-drama Mastercard. But so could a dead pig.

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PCI DSS only exists because it has to exist.

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Now I’m thinking about a new reality TV series, “Sex Lives of the Middle Managers”. It has failure written all over it.

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Look, PCI DSS is basically a sex toy without the sex or the toy. But I suppose it keeps middle management happy.

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So should I visualise @swearyanthony masturbating over PCI DSS v3 standards documentation? Should you? Yes, I think you should.

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@timb07 Cool, thanks, I’ll look it up. Obviously we both trawled Freesound for theme music.

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Excellent. That probably won’t kill me.

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@timb07 Oh really? Which podcast? (And thank you.)

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@joshrowe @crikey_news Thanks. I did quote some chunks of it, but I was edited for length. They don’t get it.

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@michaelneale I kinda buried that line. I’m thinking I should do a whole column arguing that point some time.

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@playswithf1re Ah yes, thank you, I am aware of Goat Simulator, and I understand there is now a Mac version. It shall happen.

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@RealNickHodge @chrisjrn This is one of the most important cultural references in the entire podcast.

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That is the end of the blatant pluggage. The usual service of disappointing sarcasm and self-indulgent faux outrage now resumes.

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Your dollar-value support of “The 9pm Edict” is appreciated, either ongoing skank.com.au/subscribe/ or one-off skank.com.au/tip/

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There are also reports that some people have survived listening to the new episode of “The 9pm Edict”, so my next tweet will contain links.

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Me at @crikey_news: “Facebook manipulation yet more evidence of Silicon Valley’s contempt” crikey.com.au/2014/06/30/fac…

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@CosmicRami Tram arrives at Haymarket at 1730. Might I suggest the C Bar, Pitt and Campbell, because I get discounts.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Do the Privacy Commissioner’s teeth have any bite?” zdnet.com/do-the-privacy…

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While I’m catching a tram into the Sydney CBD, here are some tweets plugging some things for you to consider.

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@CosmicRami It is. I shall be catching the tram back into the CBD fairly shortly, ETA 1730 to 1745.

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@AnnabelAstbury If they want to show you a secret monolith, politely refuse. That never ends well.

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“Sydney Opal card travel history can be accessed by police”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/sydney-opal…

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RT @fieldproducer: WANT: Suarez biting bottle openers now for sale on Ebay. bit.ly/1jBmNtF pic.twitter.com/tqI3iDB9Lp [Capitalism wins!]

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5at5daily RT @5at5daily: “5at5 number 71 | 30 June 2014”: Foxes, bubbling, Planet Earth, how to be a spy, and a TV quiz show. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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RT @sylmobile I hope I am never forced to choose between my children and cheese… [Can’t you eat both?]

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Once I’ve done a couple things at Lilyfield, I shall probably come back into the CBD for an urgent drink or even an urgent dinner.

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@bastardsheep @Dame_Mochuck Well now that we have a global digital distribution network, an Australia-specific distributor isn’t needed…

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@bastardsheep @Dame_Mochuck So what we have is irrelevant and unimaginative fools trying to justify their existence. In this they will fail.

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If Tim Wilson represents Freedom then you guys can cuff me at your leisure.

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The is about to arrive at Sydney Central instagram.com/p/p2ya5_iFvd/

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@elronxenu Indeed. And nobody needs to watch a movie or TV series TODAY, they can just chill for a bit and get a fucking life.

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“It’s time to play everyone’s favourite game show, ‘Put Them In The Van’!” Thank you, @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@elronxenu Indeed, it’s a classic example of when the median is more helpful than the mean.

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RT @leslienassar: Uh oh. RT @TrendsAustralia: Leslie Nassar, @leslienassar is now trending in Australia [With or without “urine”?]

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RT @sylmobile: trying to work out how to kill an app on a windows phone. [Throw the phone into the ocean.]

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So, Village Roadshow co-CEO Graham Burke’s claim that movies are rarely delayed in Australia is bullshit. Gosh. theguardian.com/news/datablog/…

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RT @leslienassar: That’s some champagne polititrolling from Scott Morrison. Five stars. pic.twitter.com/zwzpykY8Vm [Kafka on peyote.]

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@PaulMcEwan6 This is a fair request, and I’ll let you know when I’ve got it set up. Thanks again.

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@rohan_p @ScottRhodie In a similar vein, “shuttered” for when a business closes.

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Oh. So @mpesce wrote about the Facebook thing too. He’s so derivative. abc.net.au/news/2014-06-3…

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RT @ScottRhodie: Words only used by journalists in news stories: trysts, romp, boffin. Can you name any more? [Verbs: Wed, ink, mull.]

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RT @AnnaNotKarenina: JOB ALERT: Random House Australia are seeking an Editor - Children’s & YA m.seek.com.au/job/26754620 [No, “is seeking”.]

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@PaulMcEwan6 Gosh. I’m creating some more packages this week, so I’ll add that thought to the list. Thanks.

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@expectproblems Oh thank you. I seem to have been in a bit of a mood for my last few things.

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@semibogan Essentially, yes. I was also told someone tried disposing of an entire dead goat in the recycling. Hell of a mess when shredded.

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Me at @crikey_news: “Facebook manipulation yet more evidence of Silicon Valley’s contempt” crikey.com.au/2014/06/30/fac…

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@semibogan There are important differences between the ways you operate a McDonald lift versus a finger lift.

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@eldonnn No, the server is in a data centre.

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I have just learned a lot about the art and craft of operating a garbage truck. It’s a complicated thing.

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@eldonnn “Them”? I run this server. Anyway, I’ll work on it later.

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@MsLods Damn, I was going to mention that the OAIC is being abolished, but I forgot.

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Hmmm… My WordPress admin interface isn’t loading styles and JavaScript. Something weird is going on. Th site itself is fine.

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Your dollar-value support of “The 9pm Edict” is appreciated, either ongoing skank.com.au/subscribe/ or one-off skank.com.au/tip/

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There are reports that some people have survived listening to the new episode of “The 9pm Edict”, so my next tweet will contain links.

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As lunchtime approaches, I prepare to catch the 1324 train to Sydney, and then to be in Sydney for nearly two whole weeks.

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RT @jperlow: Printer Dissatisfaction Has Been Resolved youtu.be/1aBqlGFmGvY [Yep, this of how HP’s printers should be dealt with.]

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@AdrianDeLuca76 Thanks, Adrian. It’s an interesting question. Pilgrim has given some good indications, but all this stuff costs money.

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@trentyarwood Yeah, I didn’t trace back the references, at least not yet. Deadlines etc.

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@MsLods Would you like me to send paramedics? You’re still OK? (Also, thank you.)

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@garystark @zdnetaustralia Possibly. We shall have to see, won’t we.

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@jonoabroad Thanks very much. It felt patchy to me. Subscriptions can be left alone until I have a process for moving them. No rush.

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@monsieurpotts Oh ta for that, I’ll be reading it tonight.

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@jon_lawrence @BernardKeane Yeah @666canberra has really gone to the dogs. And not in a wholesome Chris Kenny kind of way.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Do the Privacy Commissioner’s teeth have any bite?” zdnet.com/do-the-privacy…

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Story filed for @crikey_news. It’ll make me some new friends*.

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@joshgnosis Apparently skateboarders get taught bubbling by their fathers. vice.com/read/pissing-m…

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OK, back to the writing.

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@jonoabroad @666canberra Yeah, I’ll post the audio later, probably not until this evening.

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And the radio is done. Apparently @666canberra listeners now have an insight into how my mind works. Not sure how to take that.

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RT @semibogan: I really can’t be arsed with doing anything today. [I’m sure something will bubble to the surface…]

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What? Listening to a Coldplay song, @666canberra? This is a deliberate attempt to troll me, right? [Reaches for razor blades.]

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On hold to talk about Bubbling and Facebook on ABC @666canberra, and you can listen at abc.net.au/canberra/

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This is essential story research.

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“Pissing into Your Own Mouth Is ‘Huge’ in Australia”, reported @VICE six days ago, so there’s that. vice.com/read/pissing-m…

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I vote for @umairh getting his own TV talk show.

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umairh There should be a Gay Pride parade every weekend until the US grows up.

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umairh This is what happens when you invent human civilization. 5000 years later, it’s penalty kicks.

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RT @jon_lawrence: You’re an expert on this, because…? [Look, I just work here, OK?]

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TheMediaTweets Here’s that Costa Rica goal plotted on a graph. pic.twitter.com/WwKHKZNoUK

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OHnewsroom Veteran reporter: “Do we have a phone book newer than 2010?”

Editor: “Yes — the Internet.”

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So, it’s like this. I’ll be talking briefly about “bubbling” on ABC @666canberra at around 0920 AEST. Listen at abc.net.au/canberra

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Mon plan: Write for @crikey_news; tidy & pack; 1324 train to Sydney; migrate to Lilyfield; blogs x several; @5at5daily; evening TBA.

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RT @gusworldau: @stilgherrian @katecrawford @zephoria Perhaps Google+ could sponsor it [Now I’m thinking a Hangout with actual hangings.]

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RT @Slanecartoons: ‘The Far Left’. My most popular cartoon so far this year. pic.twitter.com/k0tvnPARrX [And it’s very good.]

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I’d pay to watch an event where @katecrawford and @zephoria stake out Facebook execs on the ground and perforate them with spears.

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I prefer to think of the dog as conscientious.

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“Facebook Doesn’t Understand The Fuss About Its Emotion Manipulation Study”, writes @kashhill forbes.com/sites/kashmirh…

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katecrawford Or possible harm. MT @grimmelm Researchers regret “the way the paper described the research and any anxiety it caused,” not lack of consent.

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NewtonMark Today we’ll find that Facebook didn’t run an experiment, but merely SAID they did to pimp their data mining services at advertisers.

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RT @trentyarwood: since when is it “conventional wisdom” that having happy friends makes people feel sad? [Exactly. Is a psychologist here?]

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And “Everything We Know About Facebook’s Secret Mood Manipulation Experiment” is a great summary. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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This is the Facebook paper, “Experimental evidence of massive-scale emotional contagion through social networks” pnas.org/content/early/…

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@oberonsghost Oh. Yes. That does look good. I shall allocate it some of my copious* spare time.

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In which a Facebook drone says “sorry for the way the paper described the research”, but not for, y’know, doing it. facebook.com/akramer/posts/…

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So did you know there’s a new episode of “The 9pm Edict”? stilgherrian.com/edict/00026/ It’s also on SoundCloud! soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@oberonsghost Ah, no, I don’t need to be drilling down into that just now.

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Yes, a routine εὐθύνη for every politician. Alas, it doesn’t mean to euthanise them. Still, handy. stoa.org/projects/demos…

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RT @oberonsghost: Are you thinking of the euthunai of Ancient Athens? [I am, yes, I’m thinking of exactly that. Thank you.]

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@garystark Steady there, Tiger, one disruption at a time.

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@cafedave My pleasure. This episode felt a bit scattered and lacking, to be honest, but that’s something I’m working on.

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@juhasaarinen Will I want to look at this, or will it just make me angry?

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RT @juhasaarinen: “Twitter launches Ramadan hashtags”. Uhh… [HAHAHAHA Twitter’s idea of “modesty” oh you fucking arsehats.]

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Anyone working with classified material is subject to routine security checks. Maybe every politician should face routine corruption checks.

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Wasn’t it the Romans who did an anti-corruption investigation into all Senators as a matter of course?

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Ah, the ICAC investigation into Ryde Council is handing down its report today, so there’s something to look forward to.

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@cafedave For some reason this pleases me. That’s probably wrong.

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RT @MatthewBevan: @stilgherrian is a Oberon the SI unit for snow? @702sydney @robbie_buck [Um, imperial. Der.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Le petit-déjeuner est livré avant l’écriture, mais l’écriture d’aujourd’hui sera très rapide.

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According to a caller on @702sydney @robbie_buck, it’s currently snowing a Oberon.

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“The next thing Silicon Valley needs to disrupt big time: its own culture”, writes @Archivd, and he’s right. qz.com/225782/the-nex…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’attends le lever du soleil, afin que je puisse se plaindre du Soleil. Et vous?

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Hah! @robbie_buck: “… and Eid will then involve a lot of food?” Sheik: “Insha’Allah I hope so!’ I think I know where he’s coming from.

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Mon plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; tidy & pack; 1124 train to Sydney; migrate to Lilyfield; blogs x several; @5at5daily; evening TBA.

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Monday. The ninety-six minutes remaining until sunrise give plenty of time to ponder the pointlessness of your own existence. Monday.

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GreenJ Dear me.

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@BXGD Yeah we’ve got everything under control down here, no need to be concerned.

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@jon_lawrence I’m more generous than that, but broadly agree.

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@jon_lawrence I’d recommend he start immediately, in case there’s an appointment in the offing. I expect a resignation or two.

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@swearyanthony Undoubtedly. Their integrated strategy is obvious even to a fool.

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@franksting Mostly to personally spite you. Personally.

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@Colvinius Alas, I was told earlier it’s not from Glastonbury. Been kicking around since at least 2010, apparently.

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Meh, I might as well just link to it now..pic.twitter.com/DDjalWeT4W4W

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Oh no. There are Carney Truthers already.

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@yinettesys There’s Cyndi and Cy, the Cyber Twins™..nsa.gov/kids/a8

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@yinettesys Yeah this edition is from before all that. It’s got a cartoon eagle and stuff.

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thegrugq_ebooks This could be your big chance to flee outside China got trapped at a train station and when on a suicidal knifing rampage.

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@yinettesys Well I still have an NSA Crypto-Kids Activity Book for you. There’s colouring-in and cyphers and shit.

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@yinettesys I’d always thought you were more of a ROT13 kind of girl.

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Trying to tame down the joke I just thought of so I can tweet it without being lynched.

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And just think, I started the day with a reference to the need to preserve the purity of our precious bodily fluids.

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@safzoro Ah, you have quite a bit of catching up to do. I’m afraid I can’t help you right at the moment.

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RT @sylmobile: People with bushier left eyebrows have a greater tendency to drink their own urine. [Ah! So that’s settled then. Poor Tim.]

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I mean, I can obviously visualise it. But would he actually do it?

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What about Tim Blair?

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Michelle Grattan must have a list stashed away somewhere. She’d know these things.

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I’m thinking Miranda Devine probably not, but am I an accurate judge in these things? And Gerard Henderson must be a huge “Yes please!”

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Actually the real issue is knowing which columnists and talkback hosts do or do not piss in their own mouths. Is it a party-political thing?

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@RealNickHodge Spoken like a true @smh reader. I think we have our story.

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Maybe @smh could provide a definitive list of where you are and are not allowed to piss. There must be a real estate angle in it somewhere.

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@CarmelNunan Oh yes, I remember seeing that, and making a (forgotten) mental note to check whether it was a hoax or not.

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Jo_Tovey Yep. RT @TrendsAustralia ‘urine’ is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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GrogsGamut McClure report shows welfare dependency lowest in 17yrs. So yeah, put it in Appendix G, p162… HT @BenPhillipsUC pic.twitter.com/Xa09vvYZP5

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I’m back at @bunjaree, I have a bottle of wine, and I have to write an op-ed first thing in the morning. So you know how it goes from here.

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I must thank the Abbott government, however, for saving me a fortune in entertainment costs over having to fill a dancing bear with vodka.

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The apparent temperature is up to -6C now, so I think I might strip off while waiting for the train.

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I should not be allowed to watch television.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Peut-être. Est-ce la même chose que le canal de neuf?

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@BlowUpthePokies @tmc071 You’ve utterly missed the point. Please, just stop. I think even less of you with every attempted justification.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. me suis arrangé pour un groupe de dix ans les enfants à effectuer pour votre plaisir. Et vous?

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If using Hitler and Nazis to justify your argument is losing to a Godwin, what is it when it’s a Leunig cartoon?

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Oh good. The barman has switched the video feed to something wholesome, namely young men crashing motorcycles into trees.

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garwboy Confused as to how to respond to Richard Dawkins’ latest claims? Try this handy flow chart. pic.twitter.com/yPdsqKIVH0

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98FM The funniest picture from ! pic.twitter.com/Z56sYdu64T

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@BlowUpthePokies @tmc071 Yeah cult leaders have traditionally trotted out the same rationalisation. Wow. So. Fucking. Wrong.

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I thought that people who gathered 13yo kids and younger for their “entertainment” were meant to end up in front of a criminal court judge.

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@BlowUpthePokies Seriously, children are not for chewing up and spitting out for your Sunday evening entertainment. What is WRONG with you?

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@BlowUpthePokies Fuck off. Anyone who’s deluded a 13yo into thinking they need to apologise for not being “professional” is a danger.

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“I haven’t been singing professionally, but…” NO, BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING WELL JUST 13 YEARS OLD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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Apparently there is a thing called “The Voice Kids”, which indicates which parents need to be reported to DOCS immediately.

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@dannolan @franksting They’re mostly Protestants up here, plus some Seventh Day Adventists.

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Hypothetically speaking, how could we inject @franksting with a massive dose of novocaine?

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I’m now thinking that “put to death” is an interesting and quite useful phrase.

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In which @Colvinius calls for football players to be put to death. Can’t blame him. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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Damn typo. Let’s try that again.

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