Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 10th, 2014

Apparently I will be cybering for your pleasure first thing tomorrow morning.

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ernmalleyscat haha is a meme machine “@DarrenWheels: They know better than to touch him and risk infection
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My cybering has survived the editing process.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Ils vivent. Je n’ai pas réussi. Et vous?

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NewtonMark This is the most amazing troll I’ve ever seen in my life. I am in awe. I just… No, I can’t. It’s just too beautifulpic.twitter.com/BZXccenBaTaT

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@RealNickHodge @TheAnorak This does not surprise me. Surely normal for enthic clubs to celebrate leaders’ birthdays?

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5at5daily “5at5 number 63 | 10 June 2014”: The Mighty Atom, journalist pawns, Nixon, digital maps, an obsessive Airbnb host. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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“Journalists: the unwitting pawns of government cyber warfare”, reports @WIRED wired.co.uk/news/archive/2…

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RT @Leighlo: @stilgherrian Apparently your blog title is spot on. Good work. [Yes, this pleases me no end.]

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“I’m new to building web sites…pic.twitter.com/tYrmzy5yaGaG

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has many cybers in it.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Putting the anal in artisanal? [Yes. Or vice versa.]

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Refining the snark.

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I see from the Twitters that Victoria’s politics is culminating in a . Well done.

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ssharwood What’s
With
This
Trend
For
Long
Tweets
About?
I
Don’t
Think
They’re
Very
Good.
Do
You?

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VirtualTal .@cloud_opinion frankly, when I hear “user centric IT” the first thing I do is cough BS cough, then I think of this pic.twitter.com/JW4mrYsRR2

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MattCowgill “How was your day?”

“oh, the usual, you know, I humanised financial services across Asia” pic.twitter.com/p28QDeJC77

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My burst of writing went well, and when I took a greak there was fresh goat news. You shall all be allowed to live for another day.

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abcnews Police lure wayward goat from the roof of house in Port Augusta, SA, after “ne-goat-iations”
ab.co/1pyiHH8 pic.twitter.com/CYUobRfP2n

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@jonoabroad Where the fuck would I get molten gold?

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I don’t actually want to kill him, just fill all his orifices with plaster of paris and throw him into a river.

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Wait. “Rooftop”, it says. Altitude + alcohol = “accident”.

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Tue plan, reordered: Re-plan things to fit a stupid reality; write for @zdnetaustralia; sulk; @5at5daily; blog x 2; attempt to stay warm.

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Canadia. Obviously.

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RT @newscomauHQ: Is this love? Tony’s bromance that could change the world bit.ly/1hKIonW pic.twitter.com/5L4hS6SkQv [OH EVEN BETTER!]

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newscomauHQ Is this love? Tony’s bromance that could change the world bit.ly/1hKIonW pic.twitter.com/3DicpSyfQI

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So, @JohnBirmingham, who’s going to write the Brandis-Turnbull Copyright Slash, you or me?

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[TWEET DELETED DUE TO DISTURBING IMAGERY.]

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It must be very comforting for Brandis and Turnbull to be living together in the late 1990s, when the esctasy was better.

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“Brandis and Turnbull working on joint piracy crackdown policy”, writes @joshgnosis, with 56MB of emails attached. zdnet.com/au/brandis-and…

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RT @BundyB: Does it come with a cyber snooze button? [Yes it does, and I will be writing about that today.]

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“It’s a cyber wake-up call!”

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Staying Smart Online was LAST week, @paulwallbank. We’re back to being dumbfucks as usual again now.

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Cute, @websense. Extract AU data from April’s report, date it June, send as a “News Alert”. Like a data breach, discovered two months late?

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Tue plan, unordered: A day of replanning everything to fit the facts of a stupid reality; sulk; @5at5daily; blog x 2; attempt to stay warm.

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RT @ssharwood: theregister.co.uk/2014/06/09/lay… Crack Telstra Cabling Squad builds Internet of Trees [This is how I am speaking to you right now.]

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TumblrTXT why do you speak russian if you’re “not a homophobe”?

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@nedwin @bronwen True, there’s a lot of stuff that PRs send me that simply isn’t newsworthy.

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In which @JohnBirmingham rails against the idiocy of “working late”. brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blogs/…

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Dear @LindaMottram @702sydney @abcnews, please see my immediately preceding tweet about your “poles and wires” arsehattery. Grrr. Humph.

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Dear All The Media, can you stop saying “poles and wires”? An electricity grid is not just “poles and wires” and you’re misleading people.

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“Two confess to Apple iCloud ‘ransomware’, say Russian authorities”, writes @charlesarthur. Victims in AU, NZ etc. theguardian.com/technology/201…

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Hey Startup PR People, these tips on how to not piss off journalists from @bronwen are things you must understand. pollenizer.com/getting-media-…

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nichodges Amazing. Tracking CEO flights for when they go on vacation, and correlating to company stock price. bit.ly/SGUbrA

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I wanted to use the word “obsequious” in that previous sentence, @robbie_buck @702sydney, but it didn’t fit.

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In one swift sequence @robbie_buck flips tone from respectful “Your Excellency” to “Good on ya”. Should it be “Good on ya, luv”? @702sydney

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“Majority of comment spam posted by same culprits, firm finds”, writes @daniellewlkr, the firm being Imperva. scmagazine.com/majority-of-co…

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Tue plan, draft. unordered: A day of replanning everything to fit the facts of a stupid reality; @5at5daily; blog x 2; attempt to stay warm.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il fait froid et misérable. Je suis froid et misérable. Je désire un astéroïde. Et vous?

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Tuesday. “No-one understands me,” you think, and you’d be right. Because you’re actually a fool. Bring on the asteroid! Tuesday.

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