Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

July 3rd, 2014

@cathywilcox1 So is one breast the lifter and the other the leaner? And (sexist joke alert) does Bronwyn Bishop demonstrate the balance?

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bitcoin_txt Why I don’t spend…Simple: I still cannot stomach the idea that in order to spend money I have to give money.

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cathywilcox1 Lifter & Leaner - a new brand of shape wear.

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“Don’t worry. As with many of the government’s budget cuts, the solution is less than satisfactory.”

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Here is tonight’s episode of @TheRoastTV which I am watching now and I dunno maybe you could watch it too. youtube.com/watch?v=GGX_t-…

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I’ve now watched the entirety of last night’s @TheRoastTV and if you haven’t then you have failed at human. youtube.com/watch?v=hxogI8…

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I do, however, really want @TheRoastTV’s purple seahorse hoverboat thing for my very own.

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@sylmobile Yeah, @TheRoastTV is kinda outclassing all concepts of class.

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Watching last night’s @TheRoastTV. The first 180 seconds alone are worth the price of admission. I’ve wet myself. youtube.com/watch?v=hxogI8…

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We don’t say “spraying forward” in Australia this week, @SnarkyPlatypus.

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Yeah well, @elronxenu, I’ve moved on. @ChrisPyneMP and @C_Pyne_MP can figure out amongst themselves which one wants to do reality.

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drearyclocks Everyone should try the Oxford Tavern’s Jelly Wrestle. It’s waffles, popcorn, cherries and ice cream and only gloves are provided. 10/10

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jennschiffer every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie pic.twitter.com/abhlS5XClj

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On an unrelated note, it’s fascinating who you can see coming and going while looking northwards from the balcony of the Astor Hotel.

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Anyway, I was far more interested in the arrival of my octopus than whether some annoying elected arsehat is or isn’t using Twitter.

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@xntrik Hey, I fucked up. I withdraw my comment. That’s what you do, right? (Yes, I know that some turds don’t. God will judge them.)

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OK, I have deleted a tweet re @C_Pyne_MP and @TwitterAU because apparently I cannot read. As you were.

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TurnbullMalcolm Welcome @C_Pyne_MP to twitter! A late starter on social media but certain to overwhelm us all with his rapier wit and inestimable charm!

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ruth_parslow @hughriminton @Asher_Wolf It must be that lifters are allowed to be bigots because they’re good guys but leaners should mind what they say.

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So, @SnarkyPlatypus, how would the Coriolis Effect affect a spin doctor? Which way do they go down the toilet?

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I’m of the impression that you arseholes who think you’re “politically aware” but haven’t watched @PupGov are liars. youtube.com/user/puppetgov…

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hughriminton So the woman involved in the rant on the train has been arrested. But I’m confused. Didn’t the A-G say everyone has a right to be a bigot?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah, well this so-called “David Cameron” is a different kind of fact-free universe to the one we discussed here tonight.

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GrogsGamut Abbott: “The bad news is that we have indeed had six years of economic drift – lost years.” Ohrilypic.twitter.com/I8WYpUWWAPAP

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RT @rik_ferguson: Google do/can not “remove things from the internet” that is all. [Ferguson ruining everything with his so-called “facts”.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Whatever you do, don’t look at what @GrogsGamut @johncarneyau and I have just been discussing.

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@bengrubb No, it’s a faceless blue horned demon.

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Australia has a Puppet Government. @PupGov This week it solves global warming with the new White Australia policy. youtube.com/watch?v=l2myKg…

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@BXGD @thegrugq Jesus, Jason, just how many rabbit holes do you want to send us down tonight?

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@BXGD @elronxenu @thegrugq Thank you, that’s a great clarifier. We don’t get good reporting on the concepts at this distance.

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau Assuming, that is, that there were some sort of competent political organisation making propaganda against Hockey.

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau I’m not saying that’s a fair or valid argument from the numbers, but that it could be sustained as propaganda.

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau Wow THAT far back! So it could even be argued, if one were uncharitable, that Hockey killed a vital recovery.

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@BXGD @thegrugq True, but it does seem that some folks make assumptions about intent based on skin colour.

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@jameslyne I should probably draw your attention to the @zdnetaustralia column where I quoted you. zdnet.com/ancient-vulner…

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RT @thegrugq: OPSEC protection for young black males in “stand your ground” states. pic.twitter.com/SkDbvvP9ND [Oh VERY good.]

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau Yeah, but virtually nothing above 1.5% until Oct 2013, then four months around 2% or more. Am I too excited here?

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“The [US] Military Is Already Using Facebook to Track Your Mood” defenseone.com/technology/201… HT @mthomas304

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@TheRoastTV The second-last time I was in Cronulla, Shannon Noll was due to play a cafe seating maybe four people and a small dog.

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TheRoastTV Do you guys remember Shannon Noll? I got a photo with his soul patch back in ’04

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau And by May, Budget Paper No 2 had “repair the budget emergency” as a word processor macro for all occasions.

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@GrogsGamut @johncarneyau Thanks, Greg. I hadn’t realised 2013 had been such a significantly better year overall than the previous two.

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RT @PaulCunningham: @Adsy_1 @jasmus @stilgherrian twitter stream is deep tonight pic.twitter.com/kgQhNvyNOL [There is that. You’re welcome.]

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@johncarneyau @GrogsGamut That’s a fair point. Or some sort of longer-term context anyway.

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People are essentially arseholes with a mediocre life support system attached.

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@glengyron @yabbie5674 @SnarkyPlatypus That seems to ring bells. Or maybe I just have a bad attitude to clients.

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GrogsGamut It’s almost as though in February someone started saying things about the economy that scared consumers… pic.twitter.com/aKPkDVP3Xp

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RT @karsoe: This bloke is an arsehole. [Save this tweet, folks, you can use it on so many future occasions.]

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @zdnetaustralia My risposte to the annoying “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’” is “No, but there is a ‘U’ in ‘cunt’.”

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@yabbie5674 @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I thought it was better than some other recent efforts.

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RT @marcoostini: Yeah! He called me a ‘space nut’ and we’ve not even met. :) [You ARE a space nut. I haven’t met him either. @RNDrive]

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Ancient vulnerabilities are geddon in the way of security” zd.net/1kgyg1H

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I dunno. Have you seen the headline of my @zdnetaustralia column today?

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus This is an excellent idea. The ships we use for that purpose could be called the McKale Navy!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Les robots sont remarquablement pas cher de nos jours. Et ces robots sont simples et socialiste.

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marcuschown Image of Sun… taken at night, not looking up but down through 8000 miles of rock, not with light but neutrinos twitpic.com/7miqlk

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The tram has almost returned me to Lilyfield. Once there, I shall have the wine that I’ve been trying to have since Monday.

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@RoseGWhite Fair enough. He trolled me on @theprojecttv a few weeks back, so I figure it’s a fair exchange.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis poursuivi par des hordes de robots du radiodiffuseur national. Et vous?

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Here is @davpope’s cartoon about the refoulement fog. It’s good. goo.gl/oc0BNQ pic.twitter.com/a2NiDivcyR

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@PeteLawler @RNDrive The other night @domknight referenced “The 9pm Edict” on @702sydney, so anything is possible.

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RT @RoseGWhite Ha! @stilgherrian giving Waleed Aly some well-deserved stick! [“Well-deserved?”]

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Yeah @joshgnosis is right, I should have gone with cyber journalism, @RNDrive.

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I’m just glad Waleed Aly is in Melbourne and I’m in Sydney. I have escaped the ABC building with kneecaps intact. @RNDrive

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@PeteLawler @RNDrive There’ll be a podcast on their website by the morning, I think they’re done. And mine tomorrow night.

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RT @Colvinius: @stilgherrian @RNDrive How do we know it’s you and not STIG37529X? [I’m real. Waleed Aly is the robot.]

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For more stuff on robot-written news, see references 14-18 of my UTS lecture. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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I’m talking about robots writing the news on @RNDrive in a few minutes. news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/… Listen at abc.net.au/radionational/

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@juhasaarinen SBS TV used to (still do?) run it every New Year’s Eve.

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This discussion on @RNDrive of Labor’s plan for an immigration mothership is just like they used to organise the old whaling fleets.

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@juhasaarinen I’m not sure how you made that connection, but I certainly know “Dinner for One”.

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Waiting patiently in Sydney TARDIS 1 for ABC rndrive at 1620. instagram.com/p/p-1KqTiFsi/

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@nancycato1 I remember then! It was on a Thursday, I think.

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@nancycato1 The ABC survived with me on the payroll for seven years, it’ll cope with five minutes on the telly. Probably.

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RT @Tim_Beshara Bill Shorten could not even answer if he opposed refoulement or not. pic.twitter.com/IaY0z9B3Jf [Who?]

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@robonz Ditto. Next time. I tend to make my movements fairly public. (Checks final word for typo.)

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phbarratt Does screening asylum seekers by perfunctory teleconference fit requirement that public servants act with care and diligence?

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So that Australian Border Force logo is essentially a faceless blue horned demon. Well done, everybody. Five stars.

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snerdish “No!”, snarls Morrison. “Not dystopian enough! Add an ominous symbol or something”

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fakeedbutler Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that say ‘the banality of evil’ as much as this pic.twitter.com/n7PHkFXbRe

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For more on robot-written news, see references 14-18 of my UTS lecture. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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I’m talking about robots writing the news on @RNDrive at 1820. news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/… Listen at abc.net.au/radionational/

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dobes Bubbler Force

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@nancycato1 Oi you, I always behave myself on TV. You must be thinking of those other videos.

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Well that’s @ABCNews24 done. I’ll be back at the ABC for @RNDrive around 1820.

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The lavish* hospitality of the @ABCNews24 green room. instagram.com/p/p-mowSCFhW/

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@jameslyne @gavincostello Thanks. Well, you’ll be seeing the video of yourself plus the flyover on @ABCNews24 in 15 minutes.

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@gavincostello Yes, it was great to finally meet @jameslyne yesterday. There’s a Corrupted Nerds podcast coming soon.

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Well here we are then, way too early. I’m on at 1615 AEST. instagram.com/p/p-ktr7iFv3/

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That really is so bad.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Ancient vulnerabilities are geddon in the way of security” zd.net/1kgyg1H

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OH, tram passenger: “I’m from the Shire. So I’m a long way from home.” Tram staff: “No you’re not.”

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mpesce Bugger.

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“HubCare connects caters to child data”, writes @robonz, the astounding thing I mentioned yesterday. zdnet.com/hubcare-connec…

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@dobes OK, OK, perhaps I was starting to get into an appropriate mode for @ABCNews24. Looking forward to the reactions.

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I not sure that my headline pun was sufficiently awful for @dobes to use.

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Mobile. Tram to Haymarket; quick snack; walk to ABC Ultimo; 1415 @ABCNews24.

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Using curl. Like a terrorist.

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kcarruthers Imagine lord of the flies. Now imagine all those kids grew up.

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@joshgnosis @marcfennell Ah yes, well, um… Marc is a special kinda guy.

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RT @bastardsheep: @stilgherrian I fear this is the start of geddongeddon. [THERE WILL BE A GEDDONOCALYPSE.]

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia DO NOT GIVE ME DANGEROUS IDEAS OR I WILL USE THEM.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains two refrigerdeddons and one routergeddon.

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Right. So @joshgnosis is the reason @marcfennell totally forgot about our arrangement this week. I can live with that. MAYBE.

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@MalwareJake Awww… Anyway, The Google has revealed the culprit. I could use a laugh.

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RT @MalwareJake: Cyber 3.0? Really? Um… no. pic.twitter.com/k4f07qS8AX [THIS MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE BUT WHAT IS IT.]

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adambrereton gosford anglicans really going all out pic.twitter.com/EjvzDZndMk

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The subsequent sentence now includes the word “routergeddon”. Don’t try this at home, boys and girls, leave it to us professionals.

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Using “refrigergeddon” in a sentence. Again.

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leslienassar Facebook Added ‘Research’ To User Agreement 4 Months After Emotion Manipulation Study; hilarity ensues. forbes.com/sites/kashmirh…

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RT @joannejacobs: Sydney needs more spots for roving entrepreneurs to sit and work. [But we already have drains and sewers…]

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FOBIdeas Why just foghorns? A horn for every weather!

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FOBIdeas Give Every Eighth Person an Octopus

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FOBIdeas Traffic lights should have four colours - I’ll work out the details later…

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FOBIdeas If everyone had to bring their own cutlery to restaurants then that would be good I think

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FOBIdeas Force Left-Handed People To Write With Their Feet

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@NotAfraidOfRuin @selfagency @joshgnosis @Asher_Wolf Unless you admit to being a terrorist, I don’t think we’re talking the same thing.

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@19bk69 Nope, haven’t been looking at Russia at all.

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@gattaca @liquidmatrix “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus…”

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Puppet Government looks at global warming, and presents a brilliant idea. youtube.com/watch?v=xXrDw2… @PupGov

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@dev_dsp @piawaugh @sherro58 This too. [Nods.] I haven’t planned as far ahead as that weekend, we’ll see how I go.

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@hughstephens @piawaugh @sherro58 Ah, yes. I am writing about infosec needing better communication this very hour. Small world.

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@piawaugh @sherro58 True on all counts, especially the one about not having time to play all weekend. But let’s catch up on the Saturday.

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@joshgnosis Even more interesting, given the RAND study that said “radicalisation via internet” isn’t even a thing. rand.org/pubs/research_…

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joshgnosis Attorney-General George Brandis: “social media and the internet is one of our deepest problems… they were radicalised by the internet.”

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@bigrb Not a technology story, and I think it’s been done to death, to be honest. Nothing more to say. (Though I agree it’s important.)

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@FOIcentric The Facebook this is already on the list, ta, since I’ve already been writing about it. Anyway, the list has gone in now.

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@MsLods I hadn’t seen that, thank you. I had been thinking that some reporting on the Google/EU thing was a bit over the top.

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“How the ‘PayPal Mafia’ redefined success in Silicon Valley” techrepublic.com/article/how-th…

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@sherro58 Isn’t it a little early to be drinking? I haven’t done any serious programming for ages. I just fix odd glitches now.

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@margatelady @haruki_zaemon @FarrellPF @NickEvershed Yes, when facts and that pesky reality don’t fit your cause, they should be suppressed.

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@sherro58 No problems. We’ll see whether the producer bites. Either way, I might pop into the Sydney session at some point.

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RT @ssharwood: Taking the Red pill. On Reddit. Wish me luck. [Sharwood is a brave man…]

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@PeteLawler Added to the list, thank you. We’ll see what the producer picks up.

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@yinettesys @ABCNews24 Yeah, nah, that one doesn’t go on the list.

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@yinettesys @ABCNews24 Why would anyone other than a developer or those involved care about this?

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@sherro58 That’s an amazing response. I’m adding it to the list. We’ll see how we go.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @ABCNews24 What’s the segment? [Weekly 10-minute chat about current interesting tech issues. My first time doing it.]

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Wondering what to talk about on @ABCNews24 this afternoon at 1615 AEST. I’m compiling my list of options now, but what might I have missed?

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MT @SenatorLudlam: Abbott hasn’t ‘stopped the boats’ at all. He has effectively locked the fire escape on a burning building.

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“Operation Sovereign Borders timeline: every encounter”, by @FarrellPF and @NickEvershed theguardian.com/news/datablog/… Thanks, guys.

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CIA Remember reports of unusual activity in the skies in the ’50s? That was us. 1.usa.gov/1lU3oIU pic.twitter.com/dOQjQ6ePxr

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RT @glengyron: Warning: @stilgherrian is over-caffeinated. [True. Then the crash happens. And then I’m on TV. TODAY WILL BE EXCELLENT.]

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@Serrels Well most game reviewers are on a spectrum… [Runs away quickly.]

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“It’s not every day that you can become faeces, so I highly recommend everyone give it a try,” says museum visitor Mai Ishida.

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RT @GuardianAus: Tokyo toilet exhibition: giant poo slides and singing toilet seats - video trib.al/16wT91E [GIANT POO SLIDES!]

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I have been working under the assumption that a MOOC is some bizarre middle-class sexual event.

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@davidcheal Certainly Google’s position, “We’ll do it if a court tells us to”, is the safest for them legally.

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Thu plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; podcast production; 1600 @ABCNews24; @5at5daily; a quiet evening, I suspect, though who knows.

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“Contractor meant to email report to gs.com account, instead sent it to similarly named, unrelated gmail.com.”

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Goldman Sachs says it emailed data to wrong person, wants Google to delete customer’s email, reports @Reuters reuters.com/article/2014/0…

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The footballer emitted a river of… no, let’s move on.

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I’ve just had a river of coffee.

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I am a river to my people.

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“It was like a river” in the aircraft my arse, @abcnews.

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Dear Media, it is VITAL* that aviation incidents are reported with outrageous hyperbole by passengers with no engineering knowledge.

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RT @sylmobile: So far, Zuckerberg has siphoned $50Billion from Facebook company workers, contractors, suppliers and customers.

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Arsehats. Just, arsehats.

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But hey, confuse and conflate people with their possessions, that should always turn out well right?

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No, Zuckerberg isn’t “worth” $50 billion, he just has that much money.

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RT @firstdogonmoon: LOVE STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX! [I GET THESE EMAILS EVERY DAY FROM RUSSIA AND EVERYWHERE.]

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A cold Sydney morning, by the standards of wimps and children, anyway instagram.com/p/p9sBtjCFu1/

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“The 5 Biggest Cybersecurity Myths, Debunked”, at @WIRED. I agree with these points. wired.com/2014/07/debunk…

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bewitchedmind Wenn du auf einmal “Crystal Meth” und “SPD” in einem Satz hörst, wird dir plötzlich einiges klar.

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GordyPls iPhone not in flight mode RT @sunriseon7: Engineers investigating caused of water pipe on a Qantas plane to burst mid-flight, flooding cabin

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Jeff_Sparrow ‘Nothing has been sent to our office about any official report about any sort of captured refugees in Australia.’ Yes, ‘captured refugees’.

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@NewtonMark And you were alerted to this story because…?

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NewtonMark Michigan GOP candidate haunted by criminal record. And that whole masturbating-in-police-cars sexual fetish thing. arseh.at/4kf7

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craigstone_ duck-billed platypus sucks man’s face off during quarter final. pic.twitter.com/rTbo3igeGg

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis face à une autre journée bien remplie avec ma grâce et la bonne volonté habituelle. Et vous?

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Congrats* to @702sydney Overnights for delivering half an hour of old blokes whinging about things they don’t understand. Who needs 2GB?

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1600 @ABCNews24; @5at5daily; a quiet evening, I suspect, who who knows.

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@garthk @jeamland @quadrapop No, my relationship with NICTA is complicated enough without dragging your perversions into it.

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Thursday. You will be strangled on Eldey, off the coast of Iceland, the last of your species. No-one will mourn. Thursday.

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