Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 10th, 2014

Even more untidy. No correspondence will be entered into.

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RT @thegrugq: How do I know Android wearables are a terrible idea? China doesn’t even steal them and make knockoffs. No one wants them. [!]

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@RachunZero I’ve never said “Don’t try”, but there’s been a blind rush here. The magic dust of technology sprinkled with optimism.

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@dobes @drearyclocks I’m glad both of those images were train-appropriate. I now understand the mission. When do we start?

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I am continuing past Wentworth Falls to Katoomba because @matthewlandauer.

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Wow where do we go from here?

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@dobes @drearyclocks Cool, I can operate most of those things quite well.

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@dobes So you can grind up @drearyclocks for improved sexual potency? How does that work, exactly?

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There will be some new Corrupted Nerds podcasts coming during the next few weeks. I have at least three interesting interviews recorded.

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In the interests of blatant self-promotion, here’s Corrupted Nerds’ podcast on the complexities of electronic voting. corruptednerds.com/pod/c00008/

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@jonoabroad The train isn’t the factor, it’s the poor-quality sleep and physical discomfort.

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@matthewlandauer @GuardianAus @mjec I suspect you’re right, alas. AEC’s position on this seems most strange, to put it politely.

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@matthewlandauer @GuardianAus Yes, and now @mjec has plenty of beer money. ;) (I know, he’s depressingly ethical about this.)

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RT @GuardianAus: AEC ordered to reveal how Senate votes are counted trib.al/hfaN6T6 [Thank you, Senate. Ping @mjec @matthewlandauer]

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rebenjamint This actually happened and is definitely not a crap photoshop I just did on my phone pic.twitter.com/sU4BLyW7T1

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SwiftOnSecurity If you have to pay for your sins you don’t have a good enough lawyer.

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@CosmicRami Yes, that’s a far more serious bridge.

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@scottcarson1957 @washingtonpost I think I might refer this question to @SenatorLudlam. He is our parliamentary expert on eggplant.

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@joneaves @BenMS I’m not sure where “feelpinion” came from, but I daresay I’ll continue to use it.

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I just did something I almost never do, namely fall asleep on the train. I feel dreadful now.

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washingtonpost Workers at a Baton Rouge restaurant say they saw the word ‘GOD’ in their eggplant. wapo.st/1mK5355 pic.twitter.com/i6O21bXHDT

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jturner_ibrs I love this game pic.twitter.com/trtTYoPluw

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BREAKING: Opposition spokesperson expresses feelpinion that something the government said it might do would be sub-optimal, somehow.

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RT @leslienassar Telstra attaches actual leashes to employees brw.com.au/p/leadership/t… [This gives me an idea…]

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Just ran into @AntonyGreenABC. He is giggling like a mad thing. Today is bringing him much joy.

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Mr Green will have an amusing tweet for you soon.

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@R_Chirgwin @purserj Yeah, can’t use words that long in The Register.

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@purserj @R_Chirgwin No, I’ll still use actual sentences and stuff.

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Yeah, I’ll have rare beef pho and a big bowl of schadenfreude, thanks.

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AlboMP How’s that pledge that you would refuse to talk or negotiate with any cross bench MPs or Senators working out for you, Tony?

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firstdogonmoon ahahahah RT @PSyvret: Well that all went swimmingly. pic.twitter.com/Z3umaW9ehr

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Note to self: You would have been able to get more work done had you brought your own spare glasses to Sydney rather than @R_Chirgwin’s.

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Oh, are the poor darlings of the Canberra press gallery seeing things that don’t fit their templated narratives? The poor things. [Pat.]

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glengyron “Ring the bells”

“Lock the doors”

“Remove all oxygen”

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@Nudge88 “Achieve”? Relief of boredom on a long train journey, mostly. Playing with ideas.

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That was the strangest @DownloadABC recording session ever. @marcfennell and I ended up talking about porn. Again.

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Well that was interesting.

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@m_jns Oh thanks for that, on my reading list for tonight.

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Pinboard This will all turn out to be some Facebook experiment to make Brazilians hate soccer

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@m_jns Oh really? I’ll have to track it down.

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@aggerchez Ah yes, LIFX’s little oopsie has been discussed in infosecland for a couple days now. It is the beginning.

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fanfiction_txt HOW COULD YOU PLACE SALAD ON A SANDWICH AND SALAD CREAM IS SALAD DRESSING! Your fanfics are so stupid and gay.

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@Nudge88 @702sydney We could have a tween-market of professional endurers who ensure the property works before moving on.

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@Nudge88 @702sydney I’d been thinking only on initial rental, or perhaps every Night years, but this raises a possibility…

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Initiating a bacon-oriented commercial transaction.

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@glengyron Same people as before, but with better access times.

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@geoffswan @702sydney That’s terrible. You’re a disappointment to the party, to the nation, and of course to yourself and your family.

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And I have MacBook Pro back, fresh and clean and with quite a few new, working parts.

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@geoffswan @702sydney Or their firstborn, why not? I don’t think you’re properly committed to the program here, Geoff. Not a team player?

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@geoffswan @702sydney Sure, why not? No-one needs a couple hundred apartments. They’re not that special.

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Approaching Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/qP2abtiFqb/

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You’re having feels, aren’t you.

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NewtonMark Why were Tone and Abe wearing safety goggles? They were basically standing in a paddock. Did they expect to be hit by emergency bukkake?

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So Senator Leyonhjelm is a conspiracy-theorist nut job, eh? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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@zackwhittaker Indeed. Their minders actually allowed that picture to happen, and then Mr Rabbit tweeted the damn thing. Tres amusement.

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To repeat, here’s Prime Minister Abe and his gentleman friend practicing their “Strictly Dancing” routine. pic.twitter.com/TmB3GtC9vO

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@trentyarwood I think you don’t understand the “required by law” aspect of my modest proposal.

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MT @AndrewPStreet: Today we meet Sinclair - the talking blue lizard that only Cory Bernardi can see! thevine.com.au/life/news/10-t…

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@robbie_buck @abcnews @702sydney The last two times I’ve been on @DownloadABC I’ve been intercepted by @mscott in the foyer. Creepy.

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Right, I have a whole bunch of research to do before arriving in Sydney. I will now do it. You should do something useful too.

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@KetanJ0 @702sydney Thanks, I’ll have a squizz once I’ve hit today’s deadlines. Which will happen.

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Those photos don’t do justice to the truly magnificent sunrise that just happened.

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And the 0706 is running two minutes late.

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I should stop criticising @abcnews @702sydney @robbie_buck. I have to go to the ABC today and, more importantly, get out alive.

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@jeffsonstein @abcnews All Australian airlines have switched to fly by piano wire systems.

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And I’ve forgotten my gloves.

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Apparent temperature - 6.8C, so there’s that.

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“Investors ignore warnings that they’ve become too complacent.” Yes, I suppose that would be how it’d work.

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It’s just “”instrument flight rules” (IFR), @abcnews. “Instrumental” means something else. You should get a Wikipedia.

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Thu plan: 0706 train to Sydney; 0915 Apple Store; 1015 interview; 1100 record @DownloadABC; write for @zdnetaustralia; return train TBA.

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A modest proposal, @702sydney: All rental property owners to be required by law to live in it for 12 months before they can rent it out.

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If you missed it, here’s Prime Minister Abe and his gentleman friend practicing their “Strictly Dancing” routine. pic.twitter.com/TmB3GtC9vO

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Let there be light.

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Overweight Aussies are carrying an extra 180,000 tons of fat, apparently. But @robbie_buck , how many Olympic pools it that? How many MCGs?

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Dear Media, yes, all budgets have “holes”. And if an election is approaching, they are “black holes”. Good to see @robbie_buck understands.

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@leslienassar @702sydney Shut up and pay my pension, you layabout young whipper-snapper.

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fanfiction_txt “Fuck you, sit down, Brian!” replies Binky. Though only Binky speaks his objection, everyone silently agrees that Brain is a fucktard

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Hah. I just phoned to book a taxi. “What? You’ve been allowed out again?” said the operator. Bloody village life.

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The 0530 @abcnews did run with it. Australian youth up the upper end of understanding money, capitalist Americas not so much.

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Here’s a CNN report on the “value of money” research that triggered @702sydney’s talkback. edition.cnn.com/2014/07/09/bus… ABC/AU report not up yet.

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@KetanJ0 @702sydney So, another “reckon” then? ;) I know, I’ve produced 4000+ hours of this sort of radio. But it’s a spectrum.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Merci. C’est une journée bien remplie, mais je peut survivre.

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I wonder whether @702sydney will note that there’s only one youth job vacancy for every five youth job seekers. “Some” will have trouble?

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“Young people and work and recognising the value of money” even sounds like a bad parody of a talk radio topic. I’m laughing heaps.

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Just remember, @702sydney, the plural of “anecdote” is not “data”. “Send us your reckons” is worth a re-watch. youtube.com/watch?v=OQnd5i…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis fatigué et rempli de douleur sans fin. Le monde est une nuisance. Et vous?

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Excellent, @702sydney Overnights, more old blokes’ feelpinions about what kids should be doing, based on bitterness and no actual kids.

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Excellent, @leslienassar, it’s refrigergeddon stage one, unpreparedness combined with denial. All proceeds to plan.

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leslienassar “LIFX said it believed no users had been affected because it had received no reports from users about the issue.” Also, it’s undetectable.

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@juhasaarinen Thanks. Though I only have to survive two more hours and then I’m on a train down the hill to Sydney. Oh, except I come back.

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@juhasaarinen The actual temp is 1C, but the apparent is well sub-zero. My gut feeling is no snow for Wentworth Falls today.

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Thu plan, draft: 0706 train to Sydney; 0915 Apple Store; 1015 interview; 1100 record @DownloadABC; write for @zdnetaustralia; return train.

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Apparent temperature -8C, but the forecast for snow has been downgraded to “possible”.

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Thursday. All is cold, all is dark. This is how it begins, this is how it continues. Thursday.

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