Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 11th, 2014

@rashidapowell @DJBentley We should. If I remember in the morning I’ll give it a prod.

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@NicholasFryer We always do @DownloadABC standing, @domknight varies according to his, oh, energy levels I suppose.

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@NicholasFryer The remodelled ABC studios in Sydney are reconfigurable as standing or sitting. Screens and mics can be raised/lowered…

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@NicholasFryer @sylmobile Thank you. I think. I don’t think that was my best for the day, but it’s been a weird week.

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@rashidapowell @DJBentley Childhood rather than adult, but in play emergencies I called for an “ambliance” for far too long.

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I’m only half gone. So there’s still time for you to learn about Vectron. Obviously. youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI

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Great. If I die during the night they’ll be my last words. No. These will be. Oh fuck it, this is too confusing.

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STOP RETWEETING THAT QI BULLSHIT YOU FUCKTARDS.

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Right. I’ve just discovered that I won’t be able to sleep in tomorrow because of the Arsehattery of the Ignorant. I’m going away now.

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@DJBentley Yeah, it’s that idiot British classist idea that we all know French. (French? I can’t remember.) I just know “segue” ‘cos radio.

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@DJBentley Yeah fair enough, that’s not unreasonable. It’s a stupid word anyway. An arsehat word, if you will.

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RT @kcarruthers: I must be getting older. Just looked at Volvo & thought it looked nice. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

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@DJBentley Um, how were you pronouncing it previously?

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RT @misskylie77: @stilgherrian is peppa the one with the perfect bum? [Well, obviously.]

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Wait. So Pippa Middleton and Peppa Pig are different things?

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@belindafarrelly I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. I’m sure, I say.

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@marcfennell We did indeed. Even in the video, Much is concealed, magic of television etc. You can summon me any time. I am a media whore.

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Burning the last dregs of the dinosaur juice.

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And there goes the electricity. Buggerama.

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@marcfennell Mad props to your editing skillz, Sir, we made a thing that actually worked.

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@belindafarrelly All I will say now is that everything is “explained” in my first few tweets of the day. stilgherrian.com/twitter/2014/0…

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Jesus wept, the entire @DownloadABC episode is also available as video. youtube.com/watch?v=fQWygz…

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In this week’s @DownloadABC, @marcfennell copes with me and no other guest to dilute the concentrated me. Poor sod. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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ag_dubs “how to talk to your cat about evolution” and “how to talk to your cat about gun safety”

cc/@jennschiffer pic.twitter.com/Aq62BWXwAN

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“Investigation by @peta.” Now there’s a curious phrase.

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@markhellewel That’s not the point. Also, how dare you.

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RT @sylmobile: Some very fine fistula images on the internet… [Of course. It’s one of the most beautiful rivers in Europe.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @zdnetaustralia “It was a team effort,” that’s the official stance.

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That headline still makes me laugh a week later. I’m not sure if that’s because it’s a good headline or because my mind is broken.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia last week with excellent* headline: “Ancient vulnerabilities are geddon in the way of security” zdnet.com/ancient-vulner…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Big data is just a big, distracting bubble, soon to burst”, with @dsearls @matthewlandauer zdnet.com/big-data-is-ju…

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TumblrTXT memes have always been about destroying masculinity. destroy ur balls to ascend to True Memes

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@MikeCarlton01 @cathywilcox1 @tonyowright Freelancers simply can’t afford a professional hit.

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Yes, @RealNickHodge, that is EXACTLY what I just remembered. Fuck, you’re good! m.youtube.com/watch?v=wjfZG9…

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Suddenly remembering.

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Thank you, @TheRoastTV, for last night referring to that sportsball series as “32 Nations 1 Cup”.

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RT @BlogsofWar: Hagel at Eglin: F-35 is the future goo.gl/HbciKE [So… The F-35 is a monorail? Confused.]

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Watch this, arsehats. Clarke and Dawe’s “Asylum Seeker Policy. Proudly Australian” youtu.be/HcbEjw4PBzE

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@NewtonMark Yes, I’ve been impressed with their excellent* safety record. Can’t wait to see how the buildings go once they’re finished.

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SwiftOnSecurity “Find singles in your area.”
What, like a BSD user group?

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Thanks for the tweets about my @zdnetaustralia column. I’ll respond where needed tomorrow. I’m really quite braindead just now.

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Finally back at @bunjaree at the end of an exhausting week. There’s still things to be done, but I’m downing tools for today.

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OH, young film reviewer on train: “It’s like normal ‘Transformers’ but with explosions and shit. It’s just explosions.”

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@AtomicMPC @expectproblems Excellent, as long as there’s at least one badger, honey.

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rebenjamint Well, this is upsetting (good headline though)
@theage pic.twitter.com/0Q26PBKCKo

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@AtomicMPC @expectproblems There should be badgers in there somewhere. You know that.

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So, the government is installing Fibre to the Basement to increase the productivity of internet trolls?

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@expectproblems Well that’s a different game yet again. One I might buy.

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Has Senator Conroy been “helping” again?

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@engochick Thank you. That said, I’m happy to concede that this particular paragraph was shit, and I rewrote it.

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@expectproblems Have you thought of a game called “Metricide”, where reactionary terrorists fight for a return to imperial measures?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Big data is just a big, distracting bubble, soon to burst”, with @dsearls @matthewlandauer zdnet.com/big-data-is-ju…

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@engochick I wouldn’t be so sure about that. That’s where it came from.

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“It’s confusing and I don’t like it.” A sentence that applies to so many aspects of existence.

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dobes TAKE THESE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD!!! EEEEWWW!!! THE HAIR!!!! RT @zackster: I am enjoying the Ludlam/Conroy tag teaming

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RT @expectproblems: So. Fucking. Close. [Just a few more well-paced strokes, then, Rohan?]

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. Will my email be accepted by their mail server today, I wonder?

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RT @NewtonMark: Someone set fire to Balmain? pic.twitter.com/xSfYIR01bJ [One can only hope…]

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Not just like a pig on a spit, but like a giraffe, a llama, an ocelot, an alpaca, a salamander, a grasshopper, a sheep, an orca…

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Doing all the animals, two by two.

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drearyclocks Our ‘Christian’ PM would tow back Noah and his family of Middle Eastern refugees. Just sayin’.

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Fri plan: @ABCSouthEastNSW spot; write for @zdnetaustralia; shopping, Katoomba; client website maintenance; story pitches; TGIF.

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@jamezpolley @henaredegan The AMSA thing wasn’t widely reported. It all happened in the evening during Estimates, if I remember right.

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Shortly, at 0935 AEST, I’ll be talking about robot journalism @ABCSouthEastNSW. No internet stream. You know your local frequencies?

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@henaredegan Well, $30 for a pony sounds like good value to me.

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MT @PupGov: This week, Puppet Government use their cut-price National Broadband Network to deal with an emergency..youtube.com/watch?v=nSSt9K…mE

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As @BernardKeane wrote yesterday of Abbott in opposition, it’s his “refusal to be bound by any sense of consistency or evidential rigour.”

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Wind up the little Abbottbot, turn it to face the enemy, and watch it fight and fight and fight and fight. Whirr, punch. Whirr, punch.

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“I will fight on: Tony Abbott” smh.com.au/federal-politi… Not ‘negotiate’ or ‘lead’ or ‘provide vision’. Just ‘fight’. It’s all he can do.

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Fri plan, draft, unordered: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 0935 ABC South East NSW; shopping; client website maintenance; story pitches; TGIF.

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red_mercer I bet I could still take the smug little shit pic.twitter.com/q6fzxffkWQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne sais pas ce que cela signifie. Mais aujourd’hui, je me réveille à Katoomba.

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@bodskibod Then you must trust in me and Mikimoto-san. Please take a number and we’ll get to you eventually.

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Friday. There is a glimmer of hope, but you are of course mistaken. You are a fool. Friday.

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That was meant to be “hope” not “home”. So I am going to do that again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis dans la mauvaise ville et modérément confus. Mais la frappe est un nouveau plaisir. Et vous?

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A big thank-you to Mikimoto Kōkichi (御木本 幸吉), who created the first cultured pearl on 11 July 1893. Pearl necklaces for everyone!

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RT @NeinQuarterly: Someone sent me this a few days ago. I cannot look away. pic.twitter.com/msNPMvYJnx [This is precisely what I mean.]

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Friday. There is a glimmer of home, but you are of course mistaken. You are a fool. Friday.

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