Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

July 14th, 2014

tinderfessions Every girl I’ve nailed said they love my name but they all say it wrong. I’m too busy fucking them to care about correcting them. - Sven

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“”Smart watch” is an anagram of “arsehat”.

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tinderfessions I always swipe right on those I’ve already hooked up with on tinder. To me it means we get to skip foreplay next time - Sierra

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RT @josefajardo: god I hate when they do these live music acts at tech shows. [That’s why I recommend taking a gun.]

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I’d make an excellent Chancellor of Germany. (You know who else made an excelle… OK, I’ll stop there.)

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RT @mpesce: Angela Merkel ‘does not want to complete full term as German chancellor’ zite.to/1kltY9J [I’ll do it then, sheesh.]

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RT @voxdotcom: Lawrence Lessig and George Takei have a plan to save American politics vox.com/e/5652926 [Kill me now.]

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@gattaca “Akamites” sound like really nasty parasites. Worse than lice. Is there an ointment?

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Gregg Segal’s photographs of people lying in a week’s worth of their trash. slate.com/blogs/behold/2… Ping @ApostrophePong

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tinderfessions I always swipe right to white men. I can’t help myself. I like a little cream in my coffee. - Katina

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Gosh is that the time.

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conradhackett Old demographers never die, they just get broken down by age & sex

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RT @AnthonyByrne_MP: @BernardKeane thanks Bernard. Your perspective on my speech spot on. [OK, I’m the arsehat, not him. Well, this time.]

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RT @jkite13: Presumably the “Border Targeting Centre” has been established to prevent *inadvertent trips by RAN into Indonesian waters? [Y]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Maybe @AnthonyByrne_MP fell victim to shitALP speechwriting. Is that a thing, @BernardKeane? Surely the ALP speeches are high quality.

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It’s just that @AnthonyByrne_MP’s speech had the stock references to old incidents so beloved of the scaremongers. @BernardKeane

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Me being an arsehat is much better for Australia than @AnthonyByrne_MP being sucked into the data retention bullshit zone. @BernardKeane

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OK, so those two retweets of @BernardKeane just then indicate that I may have unfairly criticised @AnthonyByrne_MP. I hope so.

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BernardKeane Instead he argues govt should debate natsec reforms now, not wait til there’s an incident that it can exploit to rush legislation through.

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BernardKeane Suspect today’s speech by @AnthonyByrne_MP has been misinterpreted - it was NOT a call for data retention.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear God, if my theory is correct that that is just too hilarious for words.

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13840414 too, apparently. There, I’ve just closed someone’s monitoring loop.

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@SnarkyPlatypus All in all, it’s a remarkably informative email.

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Yay! My financial issues are solved! pic.twitter.com/cW5Vny1dfy

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MalwareJake@jleyden: By me @TheRegister Another ‘NSA-proof’ webmail biz popped by JavaScript injection bug reg.cx/2bw4” - uber fail

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RT @SBSNews: Two Aussies gored in final Spain bull run bit.ly/1oVs0kv pic.twitter.com/N9xdCuXl2R [Yay! An Aussie angle! We win! Oh FFS.]

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GordyPls The only way anything set to music could be worse than that would be if the Dresden Bombing had a happy hardcore backing track.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I know. It leads to one of two things. (1) Canvas bag over the head in the back of a Transit van; or (2) a Senate seat.

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karalee eHealth a myth since 2005; no single real-time incident database. But we can serve ads to the right person at the right time across devices.

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Great. I was meant to be reviewing a TV script. But I have Budget papers and parliamentary archives open. World is fukt.

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Fuck, that’s right, I’ve reset the computer and all the Twitter mute filters are empty. No wonder I thought the world had gone mad.

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@Jester_Jeff Cool. I do know how to behave myself at such events. But yes, let’s find out whether it’s possible.

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@Jester_Jeff Cool. Well, I’m interested, and I’ll have my people talk to your people. Which is to say, I’ll email you.

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@Jester_Jeff It would, yes. I reckon some history lessons for the young’uns would go down well.

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lachiebalboa Don’t know how to tell you this but Hodor is coming to Australia to DJ a run of GOT themed raves in September pic.twitter.com/wTirJyt02x

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“We have an allegiance to our planet, not just our homeland”, writes @dearindira aka Indira Naidoo. Crazy woman. smh.com.au/comment/we-hav…

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Canberra is a verb.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Actually I have a thing on Thursday where I may learn of deductible reasons to Canberra.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Nothing in the pipeline for Canberra. I should just make a trip and busk it.

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aliddingtoncox The RBA says you might be better off renting Australia theage.com.au/business/the-e…

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@Andrew_Zammit @Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @MsLods Yeah, but there are limits to what I’m willing to put up with without the actual beer.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods But haven’t we had this conversation already, several times, but with actual beer?

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Yeah, there’s an argument for that. And now the militarisation of language is in the cybers.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods But what shits me is that people like @AnthonyByrne_MP still fall for this trick. Sigh.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Exactly that. Or post-9/11 in the US. But don’t start me on that. Or you, I suspect.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Exactly. A lot of routine law enforcement is branded “national security”. Money to be made.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods (The issue of “refugees” being “threats” along with the other things is another question.)

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods I can understand IT needs to, if they’re integrating with passenger and cargo movements.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Yep, back to a rotating shift of boys and girls around a table with software licenses.

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@australia_caca I admire the depth of your research. Well done you.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Those figures for NTAC, inflated, work OK for NBTC, if you ignore the fantasy-future.

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@Jester_Jeff Yeah I know, I know. I am just amused by the pompous name of the thing. “Coast Guard Coordination Room” seems better.

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A: “So where’s ‘Strategic Border Command’?” B: “Oh, you mean Brian?”

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“Strategic Border Command”, as if they’ve got B-52s on Chrome Dome missions. Arsehats.

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“Australian Customs and Border Protection Service’s Strategic Border Command HQ” is a thing, apparently. I am, of course, giggling.

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@fakeedbutler @kcarruthers And also in Melbourne, which is some distance away. But I will be in Melbourne mid-October, if not before.

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@Asher_Wolf @Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Well, and a few Palantir licenses. This shit don’t come cheap.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods I’m now seeing it less as Another Big Brother and more as Morrison nest-feathering.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods So we’re back to a few people in a secure room, Analyst’s Workbench, pentests etc.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods It’s another “political” number, re-announcing a fantasy figure, the sum of many things.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods It’s all to be funded out of more Customs revenue, “improved compliance”. Yeah sure.

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@Jester_Jeff @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods All these numbers would be over 4 years, to Budget Paper No 2 mentions 6 years in places.

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@Asher_Wolf @Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods Nah, found it. It’s on page 177 of Budget Paper No 2. Generic ACBP funding.

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So here’s “National Border Targeting Centre launched”, the Minister’s press release. minister.immi.gov.au/media/sm/2014/…

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@Asher_Wolf @Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @MsLods There’s nothing I can see in Budget Paper No 2, but that means it was probably in the MYFEO.

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@Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @Asher_Wolf @MsLods I don’t know where that $256M figure came from. Asher?

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@Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @Asher_Wolf @MsLods Well, depending on where it sits on a spectrum of blokes-around-table to mini-ASIO.

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@Jester_Jeff @Andrew_Zammit @Asher_Wolf @MsLods This is exactly what I was thinking, though $256M buys you a whole bunch of fusion centre.

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@Asher_Wolf @MsLods @Andrew_Zammit I’ll take that as a question on notice. My head has to be in a different, TV fictional place tonight.

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@MsLods @Asher_Wolf @Andrew_Zammit My sudden gut feeling is that they just made some shit up and stuck it in the Budget.

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@Asher_Wolf You really need a lawyer for this question, I think. Or @Ausflatfish or someone.

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@Asher_Wolf In which case, it has no new powers as such, just whatever powers the participating agencies bring to the table.

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@Asher_Wolf I do not know this thing. A quick search of Parlinfo suggests that no new legislation was created. It was just a Budget item.

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@mpesce I assume that @chrisberg either wrote that sentence himself or purchased it at a price determined by the markets.

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That’s a quote from @chrisberg’s piece at @ABCthedrum linked to in the immediately previous tweet.

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“The last thing Australia needs is yet another grand and ambitious security bureaucracy pushing for powers that reduce our civil liberties.”

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Yes, @chrisberg’s “Beware the Border Force fetish” from 14 May is well worth a re-read this week. abc.net.au/news/2014-05-1…

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“Russian Hacker Breaches CNET Servers”, reports @iblametom at @Forbes forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…

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RT @courteneyh: is this a direct message [Yeah, mostly.]

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Being a video of Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner’s display routine for Farnborough in rehearsal. Nice flying. youtube.com/watch?v=GZRKm6… HT @cambuntu

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@R_Chirgwin Why would I be concerned with your wine? I have enough to keep track of.

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@R_Chirgwin No, I’ve been busy sorting out some things for next week. I got a sudden 2-day gig.

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As, so THAT’S the problem with the wine. It hasn’t been opened yet.

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@jmacmullin @MsLods Legislation to be tabled in parliament any day now, is my understanding. Presumably once Soapy’s got the OK from London.

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RT @expectproblems: A pair of limpet mines. [Oh I like this one.]

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I shouldn’t really talk about politics on a Monday night. It leads to TV-watching and indigestion.

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@darkhorse166 Yeah, but all generalisations are stupid.

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TechnicallyRon Video game priorities pic.twitter.com/Bjqe6HZ6bs

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MsLods Data retention laws ruled illegal in Austria, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech, Germany, Romania, Slovenia & EU digitalrights.ie/data-retention…

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RT @expectproblems: “Things That Would Be Better Stapled To Tony Abbott’s Ears” [Hashtag , I guess. Off you go, folks.]

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“Jerk chicken?”, @juhasaarinen? Is what what Cliev calls The Poodle? Where are The Poodle’s hands in that photo anyway, @mpbowers?

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Look, the Minister for Agriculture is an innumerate arsehat, sheep or no sheep. Just incorporate that fact into your planning and move on.

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I have one word to say about today’s Canberra imagery, and then I’ll move on: Lemonparty.

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Those city language maps that you’re eagerly tweeting these last few days? Here’s why they’re misleading bullshit. jacobinmag.com/2014/06/infota…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I can’t imagine Cliev in any sexual context so that’s something. [Calling all ‘shop jockeys, there’s work to be done!]

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RT @mpbowers: @murpharoo @stilgherrian [If you want to make that an actual thing, Bowers, I can’t stop you.]

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RedQRedT Corn spies: Chinese woman accused of stealing seeds from Iowa, Illinois fields in case. kcrg.com/subject/news/c…

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I think my @zdnetaustralia column this week will end up being another Soapygasm.

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@murpharoo Yep, and @mpbowers has been doing great work. Keep it up, Sir!

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RT @gths: @stilgherrian @mpbowers “I’m going to do you slowly” [Now there’s a vivid image.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @clothedvillainy If you merge @mpesce and me, that’s where we teach. Or something.

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“Foxconn to increase robot use to curb suicide among workers”, reports @STcom straitstimes.com/news/asia/east…

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Actually, if I provide some names and numbers for people other than @mpesce to do it, I’d pay for it out of my own pocket. Plus cab fares.

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RT @mpesce: I’d just strap a dozen iBeacons to you and lead you around Westfield Bondi Junction. People would pay to see that. [True.]

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If we made such a program, @mpesce, we should do it while riding Segways through the slums where Foxconn workers live, throwing rose petals.

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Maybe @mpesce and I should do a TV program. He could tell us about The Lovely Future™ and I’ll show clips from Gattaca and Brave New World.

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@mpesce Nice cherry pick there, Pesce. Want some whipped cream with that?

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By the way, Attorney-General Soapy the Ankle QC is doing the Quintet Nations meeting in London, so expect new scare stories globally soon.

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It’s a shame @AnthonyByrne_MP stresses “keeping threats in people’s minds” rather than the reality, “You’re safer than you’ve ever been.”

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The kind @AnthonyByrne_MP has already posted a video of his speech to parliament today, “Our Nation’s Security”. youtube.com/watch?v=qcNm3Q…

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Meanwhile Labor’s @AnthonyByrne_MP has guzzled the DATA RETENTION NAO OR OMFG TERRORISMS Kool-Aid. zdnet.com/au/bring-on-da…

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As if there weren’t enough intelligence agencies, behold the National Border Targeting Centre (NBTC)! smh.com.au/act-news/scott…

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5at5daily 5at5 number 74: Women listening to men, plants listening to critters, smart watches, cyber war, and Canada revealed. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@mpesce Death by Kevin Bacon? It’s all very confusing.

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James_Dart Intense hailstorm bombards beach goers during Siberian summer day siberiantimes.com/other/others/n… pic.twitter.com/8qWP3tSoPU

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@uglypackets @xntrik Well, 2025 isn’t that far ahead, but Microsoft could still rework itself in time. I’m not taking bets though.

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MarkDiStef Oh The Oz is attacking ABC for an apparent lack of diversity. Let’s just flick through this newspaper again: pic.twitter.com/YyHg2vXCtc

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@xntrik Oh Microsoft has some great futurist-type people and this sort of thing emerges from time to time.

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@mattdasilva @xntrik I don’t drink cask wine. I have a bottle of pinot noir here. Should I put that into my stomach instead?

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MT @Captainturtle: As long as it’s not e-bola we should be safe on twitter… [OH NO I KNOW WHAT IT IS IT MUST BE CYBOLA OH NO I AM DOOMED.]

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@xntrik So it’s about a six-shot white paper then, right? Or should I just take up cocaine and be done with it?

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@skitterrusty Yeah maybe, but this is substantially worse. It’s definitely Ebola.

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RT @mattdasilva: @stilgherrian check to see if your internal organs are liquefying [How do I do that? I have a GoPro, if it helps?]

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RT @xntrik: Anyone else pulling themselves through Microsoft’s Cyberspace 2025 paper? microsoft.com/security/cyber… [Um, I suppose I will be now.]

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I probably have Ebola.

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drearyclocks Everyone in the office has now heard my traumatic fishbone caught in throat story so I feel like I’m making progress.

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RT @zdnetaustralia: Adobe picks new ANZ head zd.net/1kTFM2K [For some reason my brain just said “Pimple!”]

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So it would appear that every day between 1500 and 1530 I will start feeling dreadful. This displeases me.

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@christopherneal It’s nice to know that some people do understand.

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@gths I haven’t dug down into those rules yet. I think, though, that this is the core point.

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@WallabyRoad @Gatorau @PennyWrites @SenatorCash Yeah maybe stick to the political issues rather than personal attacks, eh?

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xntrik You have my permission to groinpunch anyone in the marketing dept who advise you that your report needs more ‘Internet of Things’ in it

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“Recreational drones”, or, your basic pleasure model.

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A parliamentary committee warning of drones is a bit pot-kettle. Oh. The other kind of drones. Right. By @joshgnosis. zdnet.com/au/mps-decide-…

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You know, @PennyWrites, the sooner we drop the euphemisms for what @SenatorCash just did and start calling it for what it is, the better.

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No, @PennyWrites, that’s not a dog-whistle from @SenatorCash. I hear it perfectly well. It’s straight-up racism.

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What I don’t understand, @mumbrella, is why advertising agencies compete for a canned lion in the first place. Seems yucky.

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JohnBirmingham God I’m embarassed to have a LinkedIn profile. A mate made me do it. Like getting a tattoo when you’re drunk.

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SynAckPwn Tonight on a bar graph…

This meaningless slide brought to you by a huge FOIA misunderstanding pic.twitter.com/eEl7L7CK0s

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“Does Anyone Outside Silicon Valley Even Want a Smartwatch?”, writes @kevinroose nymag.com/daily/intellig…

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MaglotWolf “Dogfood Lid” backwards is “Dildo of God”.

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RT @rebeccagiggs: Plants can hear themselves being eaten bit.ly/1vGrhVk [Oh I am smirking so much now.]

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RT @glengyron: The idea of ‘fine dining’ is completely over in this city isn’t it? [No, not at all. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…]

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tinderfessions If I start snapchatting a match and they have a small dick I immediately block them. - Jenna

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@jonoabroad Sorry, was cooking lunch. Yes, @scottcarson1957 @kpfaulkner, are right. Billy the Kid was shot today in 1881, aged 21.

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@Jester_Jeff @scottcarson1957 @tom_worthington True enough. The combination of mil and govt language is always fun*, however.

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@jonoabroad How much of a mystery do you want? Or is this a “Shut up and tell me?” situation.

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“Probably the biggest conceit in today’s business world is ‘digital first’,” writes @paulwallbank. I agree 100%. businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/7…

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“From disruptor to disrupted: How Wotif lost the plot”, by @paulwallbank businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/7…

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Hahahaha! Oh dear, next week is going to be funny.

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@Jester_Jeff @scottcarson1957 @tom_worthington For some reason I feel obliged to say “Bloody Canberra people, talk properly!”

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@maxcelcat Thanks for that. As I said before, I feel a right arsehat for cybering up that photo. I do know what these things look like.

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Story filed for @crikey_news. It only contains one cyber, so far, but reading it will still get you into trouble.

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“The future of computing is a battle for your personal information”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/the-future-of-…

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Fuck. I have to file for @crikey_news in two hours or less. I’d better get with the program. Back in a while.

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MT @Jester_Jeff: Looks like the old Strategic Command in the basement of R5 at Russell. [See, @scottcarson1957 @tom_worthington? They know.]

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Still, I’m tempted to leave my tweet up so people can show off spotting some old tech in that pic. @scottcarson1957 @tom_worthington

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That page is also dated 2007, so the image is at least seven years old. @scottcarson1957 @tom_worthington. Yes, I am an arsehat.

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MT @LiamPomfret: I look forward to when [sexual orientation has] become boring and mundane. [So, when all mammals have been spayed.]

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susie_c You might call this an “RV” but in the current Bay Area housing market it is a “cozy eco house” sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/apa/456264…

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If I’ve been an arsehat in identifying that photo, @tom_worthington won’t hesitate to let me know. ;)

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Actually, the more I look at it, the more I think it’s just a regular military HQ unit. blog.tomw.net.au/2014/07/austra… pic.twitter.com/ZLH8TJt3Xn

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Do you know when the photo dates from, @tom_worthington? The screens all look a bit fiddly and small.

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Nice photo of what a real cyber operations room looks like. blog.tomw.net.au/2014/07/austra… pic.twitter.com/ZLH8TJt3Xn

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“Australian Army Considering Cyber Capability”, writes @tom_worthington blog.tomw.net.au/2014/07/austra…

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“Women Listening To Men In Western Art History” the-toast.net/2014/06/23/wom… HT @Jeff_Sparrow

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Mon plan, second draft: Write for @crikey_news; client website maintenance; @5at5daily; review a TV script; a little blogging, with wine.

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RT @ShakespearePost: Rouse up thy youthful blood, be valiant and live. [Sure. Send for my phlebotomist and a small child…]

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@madcatjo2point0 @oberonsghost @SexpoAustralia You’re not helping. Or are helping. I can’t tell any more.

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… “Itinerant Afghan goat-head salesman brinks his store of good-luck charms to the villagers”pic.twitter.com/1teWZqr3UxUx

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[So there’s this tweet doing the rounds…] R@bsarwaryryFG Baby goats on the movepic.twitter.com/1teWZqr3UxUx [… but I want to re-caption…]

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@oberonsghost @SexpoAustralia It says “peak”. Perhaps I should draw a diagram. Alternatively, perhaps I should shut up before I get lynched.

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giordanobc I assume all of you know the photo for which Gotze, author of the winning goal, was best know for until now pic.twitter.com/q6RKlZE6D9

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@corduroy I’ll leave you in @crikey_news’ capable hands. I have no involvement in any of that, and have a thing to write now.

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So, ladies born in 1984, it’s all downhill now. Hope you managed to enjoy it while you were still good for it. Thanks, @SexpoAustralia!

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SexpoAustralia Calling all ladies born in 1984. Congratulations you have entered your peak. Celebrate with us at

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“Which is the least useful response to Ian Thorpe coming out?” writes @AndrewPStreet, including the word “squicked”. thevine.com.au/life/news/10-t…

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RT @glengyron: Now I’m listening to Hall and Oates. I might be broken. [“Might”…]

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@corduroy Maybe you accidentally clicked on something as the page was loading? That URL is just a WordPress page.

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“Federal hot water for Facebook over emotional manipulation experiment”, writes @violetblue zdnet.com/federal-hot-wa…

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“25 Pictures Of Lesbian Sex According To Stock Photography” autostraddle.com/20-pictures-of…

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Glinner Goatse scored? I’ll just google him to see what he looks like. I bet heAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Drinking bad coffee, trying to work out what I might write about for @crikey_news.

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TheOnion Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule onion.com/1r91jfp pic.twitter.com/58HjCFvPSK

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ben_hr Haha RT @PSFK: Filter your Facebook newsfeed based on how you want to feel with the Mood Manipulator Chrome extension benhr.net/1myuB4n

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Mon plan, early draft: Write for @crikey_news; client website maintenance; @5at5daily; review a TV script; a little blogging, with wine.

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Happy birthday to 386BSD, the open source operating system, released by Lynne Jolitz and William Jolitz on 14 July 1992.

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Monday. Your day begins in pain and misery, and only gets worse from there. Don’t worry. There’ll be even worse news arriving later. Monday.

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