Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 22nd, 2014

ThatsOnline Girl drags her boyfriend 10m across Beijing subway in attempt to remove him from his iPhone goo.gl/rndb50 pic.twitter.com/HJkrvRtkeD

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@whiteswine @simongarlick OK, I’m outta here. Glorious conversation, dark of course, but that’s the burden of being a grown-up. Ciao.

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@simongarlick @whiteswine I’d been thinking more of the young men trained to go out and destroy the planet, not the locals we fucked over.

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@whiteswine @simongarlick Dammit, I was hoping to depart on a happy note, but I know what the black clouds did to those people. :/

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@whiteswine @simongarlick Oh, excellent. I’m not across all of the details but I know that a right royal fuck-over was in progress.

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TheFailedProjek My education did not fail me. I know who MEGATRON is.

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“The New Science of Pairing College Roommates”, and it’s not that porn video I was just watching. rollingstone.com/culture/featur…

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@whiteswine @simongarlick I’ve been toying with the idea of doing an oral history project of the Atomic Age before these guys all leave us.

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Sigh. That’s three more fuckin’ flags on my file just in the last three hours.

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@simongarlick @whiteswine Yeah look, atomic bomb triggers and decent wine. It’s an Adelaide thing. This is how we roll.

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Someone is an idiot.

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@whiteswine We’re very much on the same page here. That sheer simplicity and practicality of nukes. They’re just machines, right? [Ducks.]

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@whiteswine They’re just the triggers though, right? They’re surely not hot now, if ever.

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@davpope Ah. @elronxenu tells me that this suggestion gets more tweets, so yeah, you’re right. pic.twitter.com/uoSc6bsl52

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@jendudley I never could get into Swype, but I know people who swear by it. But I know you do more tablets that I do. So to speak.

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@whiteswine Oh is “pairing” an American thing? That explains a few things.

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@jendudley Yeah the stock Samsung Galaxy Tab keyboards is shit. Replace with SwiftKey, I say.

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@gregorstronach No, they were no idiots. Smart, but naive. I’ve been reading a lot of early Atomic Age stuff lately.

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@whiteswine Sold. Also, that is such an Adelaide combination.

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It’s looking like retweeting @davpope’s cartoon today will be my most-retweeted thing ever. So here it is again. pic.twitter.com/hvOYvrd0yq

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@whiteswine Well, I should do a nostalgia-ridden Adelaide trip some time soon. When it happens, I’ll let you know.

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@whiteswine Ah, it was Stewart Cockburn and David Ellyard. There’s a couple of names.

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@whiteswine Ah, yes, though I thought you’d remember me more from when I was Philip Satchell’s producer at the ABC.

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@whiteswine Was it you who wrote his biography? [Memories slowly washing back…]

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@whiteswine If you haven’t read Eric Schlosser’s “Command and Control”, I thoroughly recommend it.

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@whiteswine As did many of his contemporaries. One faction wanted to get real data on how it worked in practice. They won.

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@gregorstronach Hah! As an aside, check the stories of the people who “played” and accidentally went to criticality. Crazy fuckers.

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@jplonie Not if someone hands me a shotgun. Light bird shot, 18 gauge, should do the trick.

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A quick look suggests it’s General Groves’ land acquisition, finance, construction, security etc. That’s still an astoundingly vast task.

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@sleepingdingo “Surprising”? Just getting old, and I’ve done a great many things.

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@whiteswine I only met him once. He seemed a lovely man. I knew his (unclassified) work from when I did physics at uni.

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@sleepingdingo No, but as it happens I did a course in astrology, as a counter to all the hard science I was doing. Fascinating.

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OK, this is “the full-text of the entire thirty-six volume Manhattan District History”. There are still some redactions, apparently.

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“The history is arranged in 36 volumes posted on the Energy Department’s OpenNet website.” osti.gov/opennet/manhat…

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“The intelligence and security volume describes some 1,500 leaks between 1942 and 1946 at project sites.” osti.gov/includes/openn… (PDF)

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Just to be clear, the Manhattan Project and Manhattan Transfer are not the same thing.

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Um, “Entire Manhattan Project History Declassified and Now Online” nextgov.com/defense/whats-… I may be some time…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie The trick is catching the little fuckers. They’re fast and bold and fast.

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FFS. I turned my back on the cheese for 10 minutes and an antechinus has eaten a bloody great chunk out of it.

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TonyCowards Did you know that an area of Belgium the size of Belgium is Belgium every day?

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I’m not identifying the wine, @madcatjo2point0, I have to try to offload the rest of this bottle somehow.

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@TheFailedProjek @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah look this one is quite shit. I can’t drink it.

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@BXGD Oh great. Ponds Institute grade work. Thanks.

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@_andrewtrinh This is why the Good Lord invented opiates. Nurses can help you here.

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@Henjam48 @MikeCarlton01 It’s something deep in the human condition, isn’t it.

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Friday night reminder: “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/uoSc6bsl52

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Speaking of not completely crap…

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@nphair @bengrubb Well at the moment Mr Irvine is the only one making any kind of sense, so him? This must annoy him immensely.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It is exactly as describe by the man who sold it to me, namely, “Not completely crap.”

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Seven dollar cabernet sauvignon.

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Look, the important thing is that you must see @davpope’s loving portrait of our Prime Minister. pic.twitter.com/hvOYvrd0yq Flashdance forever!

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“I know this is wrong, but if I don’t acquiesce to the escalating racism then I might not be able to afford my SUV repayments.”

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It’s the Jobsworth mentality. “Yeah I’d do something but hey it’s more than my job’s worth.” Pathetic spineless oxygen thieves.

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And exactly what sort of spineless prick would you have to be to work with those @dailytelegraph turds and not call them out on it?

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Just what sort of turds would you have to be at the @dailytelegraph to deliberately misrepresent a place to stir up ethnic hatred?

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Yeah, @BuzzFeed reader AndrewKw is right. buzzfeed.com/andrewkw/an-op… Tomorrow’s Lakemba street festival looks wonderful. haldonstreetfestival.com.au

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Back at @bunjaree and only moderately irritated.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus Protip: ‘quirky’ is not synonymous with ‘middle class and overpriced’. [Yes it is.]

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Being told the Secrets of Liquorland on a Friday night by A Man Who Has Had Enough of This Week.

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Why are there even different kinds of toothbrush?

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[This’ll fuck :em up.] Coles currently has half-price Tim Tams. Get in there, you pathetic addicted proles.

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NicholasFryer 2 in every 3 residents of Coolangatta keeps a foetid lamb chop in their bathroom with which they rub themselves in moments of distraction.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer What? No, you two aren’t allowed to interact. Bad things will happen.

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Opinion of the chickens to follow… instagram.com/p/r_nI8piFta/

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NicholasFryer People from Newtown lick each other’s armpits in preference to shaking hands.

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They are arranged in a binary code to communicate with terrorists. Ping briankrebs instagram.com/p/r_lw4NiFsC/

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NicholasFryer Everyone from Albury has two right legs and masturbates to Elton John records.

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Yeah look don’t confuse my random afternoon tweets with a commitment or a plan.

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So the Haldon Street Festival is on in Lakemba tomorrow. haldonstreetfestival.com.au I think I should go.

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TheRealPBarry Good heavens! How could Daily Tele’s Tim Blair have missed all these in his trip to Muslim Land? Baffling. buzzfeed.com/andrewkw/an-op…

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@NuclearAnthro Yep, they’re all working from the same playbook. Even our Canadian friends.

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You are part of the problem.

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JohnJohnsonson HOW DO THESE BUSES FLOAT PLEASE. RT @131500ferries: Buses are replacing ferries between Parramatta and Rydalmere

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@NuclearAnthro When “she” wrote it, Vietnam. Today, Sri Lanka, Iraq, Kurdistan, Afghanistan etc.

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I am going to be doing an episode of “The 9pm Edict” on the weekend and it is going to be as dark as all fuck.

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@NuclearAnthro Yeah I’ve had a couple too many pints to discuss this fairly… but… e@ForeignPolicylicy has a foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/…pkmw

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@NuclearAnthro We’re too busy with the EXISTENTIAL THREAT™ of a few hundred asylum seekers in dodgy fishing boats.

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@NuclearAnthro The US Asian pivot isn’t even on the radar here, except for policy wonks. We’ve always had an Asian pivot.

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@NuclearAnthro Sure. Objectivity is a myth. Take on board their biases (like anyone else’s) and learn what you may.

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RT @JazzTwemlow: I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/3vxGGLl0f [It’s true. He did. Isn’t the internet wonderful.]

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@NuclearAnthro Indeed. The Lowy Institute does good work too.

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crikey_news If The Oz took its own advice on how to run businesses, its columnists would be out of a job ow.ly/AB22a pic.twitter.com/aZDgeOuccr

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RT @paulwallbank: Talk government snooping on the radio, in the evening find this outside your house. instagram.com/p/r_hk-IRECs/ [Subtle.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian @NewsTalk2UE You’ll need to lose half your brain to outdo Ricky Muir. [Working on it.]

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@NuclearAnthro Indeed, there’s some great strategy thinkers here, despite our “deputy sheriff” status wrt the US.

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fieldproducer Australian pub advertising might be one of my favorite things, classic one for what is clearly the national dish pic.twitter.com/zJeRvp3aTL

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@mjec @5at5daily You know that preposition “rule” is basically bullshit, right?

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j1mc You can’t make this stuff up. pic.twitter.com/nJnrSSvpdF

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@JustinSmith954 Hah! It’s all good. You’ve got heaps of good stuff happening this arvo, you don’t need me.

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This is just like the time @triplejHack bumped me for someone… who was it again… oh yeah, the Prime Minister.

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No, I shan’t be on @NewsTalk2UE today. They’ve got Senator Ricky Muir coming up after 1730. That should be heaps more fun than me.

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ignu JavaScript frameworks are basically tribbles. pic.twitter.com/m9zfrVbqH3

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@mpesce Jesus fuck, Pesce, either sort out your drinking and join Team Australia or hand back your citizenship.

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bengrubb Seems almost every govt dept I talk to, including police, are now forwarding all data retention/metadata enquries to Attorney-General’s Dept

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@NuclearAnthro The Earth is round. Still broad daylight here. Well, 1700 on a Friday afternoon, so you take what you can get.

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BTW, if you missed @davpope’s delightful rendition of the Prime Minister today, well, you missed this. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/aBLjmYPyzu

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I’ve just heard there’ll be a live interview with Senator Ricky Muir on @NewsTalk2UE just after 1730 AEST.

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When @nswpolice does a specific drug quality warning like that, they do mean it.

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MT @nswpolice: Dangerous drug batch. Responsible for a number of deaths in Aust & o’seas. police.nsw.gov.au/news/latest_re… pic.twitter.com/11Yx0YhJ1p

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nswpolice .@nswpolice warn of dangerous drug batch. Responsible for a number of deaths in Aust & o’seas. police.nsw.gov.au/news/latest_re… pic.twitter.com/RA888s4LRX

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MT @lebribri: A Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner crosses the Sun
photo: sebastien lebrigand pic.twitter.com/DMCIy6jEP5 [And only one of ‘em is on fire.]

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mwyres “…government to release policy paper to put and metadata confusion to bed…” – so, metadata about the metadata policy?

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I’m talking internet banking and security on @NewsTalk2UE at about 1715 AEST, so in half an hour. Listen in at 2ue.com.au

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NewtonMark 1. Pretending it’s in the future. RT @CapgeminiConsul: What are two wrong ways to approach transformation arseh.at/4kup

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RT @R_Chirgwin @juhasaarinen @ChrisBellNZ @misskylie77 @paulbrislen @wolfcat How many stereotypes make up an archetype? [2 of each species.]

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JohnQuiggin Attention saving device on energy policy. Ignore anyone who uses concept of “baseload demand” johnquiggin.com/2009/07/22/the…

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5at5daily 5at5 number 96: Israel’s doomsday subs, more Tarkovsky, startup life, BBC news style, Aphex Twin maths, and a bonus. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@nicchristensen My sympathies. The world conspires against us.

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RT @bengrubb: Metadata ambiguity to be resolved by government data retention policy paper: sources smh.com.au/digital-life/d… [This’ll be fun.]

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Cybermatron It didn’t take them long to use beheading as an excuse to call for return of Comms Data Bill. No challenge to Carlisle from BBC interviewer.

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@expectproblems The quality of man you get for $100 is pretty poor. A furtive blow-job in a back alley if you’re lucky.

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NewtonMark Standard SA answer to everything. RT @KeithConlon: Hills freeway max speed reduced to 90 kph. arseh.at/4kum arseh.at/4kun

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NewtonMark Adelaide is Australia’s largest retirement village, lots of folks who think world moves too fast, too unimaginative to think any other way.

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@johnthelutheran Ah OK. I mean, the story of Nancy Wake deserves to be told, but I wondered if there’d been a revelation.

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@juhasaarinen Thanks for the recommendation. Extreme bleakness I can deal with.

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jendudley What could go wrong? RT @theprojecttv: Tonight on , we speak to PUP Senator @LambieJacqu. pic.twitter.com/lujwcDYJGv

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So that red cap that Cardinals like Pell wear, that’s called an “arsehat”, right?

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RT @GuardianAus: Truckers outraged by Cardinal George Pell’s sex abuse comparison trib.al/ORJ8GKM [Gosh can’t imagine why.]

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@WGoodings Thanks. It’s fun. As I said to @will_ock, doing the full spectrum keeps you honest.

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@johnthelutheran How come you’ve stumbled across the White Mouse today?

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bernietb But I’m not an economist.

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bernietb Because if we do, it kinda makes up for the dotted line here which happens if we don’t charge $7 for a doctor’s visit pic.twitter.com/K8MErNcnR4

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bernietb I dunno, maybe that dotted line is the one we should be aiming to adopt. pic.twitter.com/8MnTJ6vTfX

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Loricatus_Lupus As a result of Climate Change, The Golden Retriever migration is now taking place one month earlier pic.twitter.com/j1F5kg9cwJ

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OH, Her: “Did you read the instructions before you threw it all into the bin?” Him: “I’m a male. I don’t read instructions.”

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BBC interview with Andrew Lewman, executive director of the Tor Project. bbc.com/news/technolog…

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RT @macro_business: Machines to swallow call centre jobs ow.ly/2Mc8Ro [Nom nom nom…]

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RT @paulwallbank: Every time I speak to @stilgherrian on the phone strange things happen. [You should try the webcam…]

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thegrugq OPSEC failure.

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“Israel’s Quiet Doomsday Submarines Almost Are Ready”, so there’s that. medium.com/war-is-boring/… HT @BlogsofWar

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@NuclearAnthro @SciencePx What, Moon distance versus Sun distance? Nah, I did some Astronomy. Can’t be done. Not from Earth.

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@SciencePx @NuclearAnthro Really? Sun and Moon are roughly the same diameter when seen from the Earth. Hence eclipses. I call shenanigans.

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“We can no longer assume that a story is true because it appears in the paper”, says @JohnQuiggin theguardian.com/commentisfree/… Not sure I did.

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@DrMobs Ah, and therefore whether the fields are flagged as being numbers or “general”.

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MT @semibogan: Always looks at me the same and physically assaults me. pic.twitter.com/ZzO6G4fzLE [Worst. Fisting. Ever.]

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Struggling to understand the attitude of Morrison this morning? This by @AndrewPStreet may help. kingstribune.com/index.php/week…

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amworldtodaypm “I know a prison when I see it” @GillianTriggs clashes with @ScottMorrisonMP over children in detention ab.co/1kZzR1M

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@DrMobs Are the two computers set to use the same international settings? Text sorting would vary by internationalisation, I imagine.

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paulwallbank Why? RT @greg_savage: There were 1,800 recruiters working in Australia on 457-visas at June 30 2013. (SL)

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RichardWiseman This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper pic.twitter.com/m90SfVrwLQ

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I would like that thank @firstdogonmoon, even more than usual, for his cartoon today. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@semibogan So that’s, what? One more red flag on a fuckin’ copse of flagpoles? Diddums.

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stokely I hate this. Twitter is showing us tweets from accounts we don’t follow. A step towards being as crap as Facebook. qz.com/252192/twitter…

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@semibogan Are you suggesting we listen to people who understand war and conflict, not politicians and vendors? You’re so cute.

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ato_gov_au Do you own Bitcoin? We’ve released information on the tax treatment of crypto-currencies, specifically Bitcoin. See ato.gov.au/General/Gen/Ta…

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RT @cxi: Yea. On the condition that they are serving human flesh! instagram.com/p/r_GuJXkO6a/ [I thought you were vegan…]

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GonzoHacker I bet suicide by cop takes forever in the UK

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@will_ock @WGoodings Though that said, there’s the “journey” aspect of bringing an audience with you. Easier with 3 hours every weekday.

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“The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World” clickhole.com/blogpost/time-…

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@will_ock @WGoodings That’s one of the reasons I like commercial daytime talkback in the mix of stuff I do. Keeps you honest.

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@will_ock @WGoodings I know. That “expert” was such a fraud. I’ll have words with him later.

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@will_ock @WGoodings There’s certainly older people in the community who are all for the new tech, and they do emerge in those talkbacks.

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@will_ock Thanks. I think @WGoodings does a great job balancing talkback and [cough] “expert” input into the conversation.

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@mathewgrocott @juhasaarinen Maybe someone’s order got cancelled and the factory is dumping them to NZ early. ;)

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And the radio spot is done. I’ll post a recording within the next day or so.

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@pastcompute @1395FIVEaa I will be on the phone from the pub in Katoomba NSW where I’m having lunch.

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No, not quite. I’m on @1395FIVEaa in about 10 mins. They’re currently doing talkback about what you would change with banking. Interesting.

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On hold for @1395FIVEaa Adelaide to talk Bitcoin and the like. You may listen at fiveaa.com.au, or not, as you wish.

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leyawn long ass rants in comment boxes are the coolest thing online to me. Like imagine if herman melville angrily posted moby dick on a whale blog

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I’ll shortly be doing an explainer on Bitcoin etc on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide. You may listen at fiveaa.com.au, or not, as you wish.

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Caterpillar with LPG cylinder and raindrops instagram.com/p/r-9jgXiFhT/

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cathywilcox1 Scott Morrison is right. The detention centres aren’t the same as prisons, because prisons don’t have children in them.

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ISOCAU We’re on the hunt for a CEO :-) If you’re interested please have a look at the job description on our website: isoc-au.org.au

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“In Australia, Businesses Get to Vote”, reports @Slate on the Sydney City Council arsehattery. slate.com/articles/busin…

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@mathewgrocott @juhasaarinen Ta! Wikipedia has the timeline slightly wrong. But my acceptance-testing then handover theory fits facts now.

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@juhasaarinen Raytheon Aircraft Company / Hawker Beechcraft is headquartered in Wichita, Kansas.

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@davpope @GreenJ Well it’s certainly spurred a warming below the waist, which is more or less the same thing.

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@juhasaarinen Wikipedia says delivery to RNZAF to start in 2015, so maybe it’s just a demo model.

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RT @GuardianAus: BMX Bandits rewatched – debut of a young freewheeling Nicole Kidmatrib.al/wK60SyLQQ [Sequel soon: “BMX Brandis”.]

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@juhasaarinen Ah. So I’m assuming it has the civilian registration until delivery is accepted by RNZAF?

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NightValeRadio BIRD FACTS: birds do not want you to know any more than you already do.

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DOI You need to close that browser tab right away, pervert.

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DOI The Internet is a dangerous place full of dangerous ideas. Dress appropriately.

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@thegrugq @semibogan @headhntr @laparisa Ah good, glad it helped*. You can hoon the missus any time.

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“First NBN fibre to the node customer connected”, writes @joshgnosis, with more speed info. zdnet.com/au/first-nbn-f…

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Fri plan, re-planned: 1300 @1395FIVEaa spot; lunch, Katoomba; shopping, errands etc; @5at5daily; fix many, many loose ends; wine; cry.

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Canadian government blocks scientists from informing public on extent of polar ice melting. canada.com/news/Federal+g…

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“We Need To Embrace Solar Energy Now Before It’s Too Mainstream” clickhole.com/blogpost/we-ne…

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“Supercar - Episode 1 - Rescue (Pt1)” youtube.com/watch?v=Snh1b7… Please watch, @Tesla_Australia, and learn. @ben_hr

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MT @Tesla_Australia “Tesla supercar to arrive in Sept” afr.com/p/technology/t… [Unless it can fly and go underwater that’s false advertising]

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@GreenJ @davpope You didn’t mention that, no. Mr Pope’s cartoon must bring back all your memories in vivid detail.

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If you missed @davpope’s delightful rendition of the Prime Minister today, well, you missed this. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/aBLjmYPyzu

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“NBN FTTN pilot records download speeds of 96Mbps”, writes @Brian_Karlovsky arnnet.com.au/article/553024…

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RT @glengyron: No reports of beheadings in the street so far today. [Thanks, !]

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RT @dobes: WHAT>!!? CSI Cybers is a thing!!?? RT @smoss: 1st day on set! @CSICyber pic.twitter.com/r8gJQDMACU [Yes. Yes it is.]

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Morrison argues that “maintaining the integrity of the policy framework” is the important thing. Yes, Sir, that’s the problem.

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DavidParis Concerned about lives at sea now. Nobody has captured that attitude about-face better than @davpope d2g5sp6heqx5bg.cloudfront.net/uploads/cartoo…

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Today we are all George Pell’s truck driver.

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RT @mrgrumpystephen: which do you personally advocate [Categorising people by whether they deserve one bullet or six.]

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Pro Tip: There are many, many other ways to understand the world other than us-versus-them tribal loyalties to political parties.

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People who define their identities by a tribal loyalty to a political party really are some of the stupidest people in the world.

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@DazzHassan Also, where is the hypocrisy? I’ve criticised the treatment of fellow humans by Australia regardless of government. Fuckwit.

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@DazzHassan Has it occurred to you that not everyone sees everything through the prism of a battle between political parties?

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@DazzHassan If you think this issue should be framed as a battle between political parties then you’re the filth that causes the problem.

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@DazzHassan Please take your bullshit playground party-political tribalism, wrap it in barbed wire, and shove it up your arse.

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@DazzHassan Morrison is Minister now. He is the one being asked questions. Turning this into a partisan issue is just filth.

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My God, Morrison seems to genuinely believe he’s the moral hero in this.

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Morrison: I’M A PARENT TOO THINK OF MY EMOTIONS BUT I AM DOING MY DUTY IT IS SUCH AS MORASL BURDEN.

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That chubby bloke in the grey shirt behind Morrison’s left shoulder doesn’t look like he’s a fan.

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The live feed on @ABCNews24 is better than the YouTube feed. abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

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Morrison begins with a sulk that the previous six immigration ministers haven’t been asked to give evidence yet, blames Labor.

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Scott Morrison about to face the AHRC inquiry. Live stream at youtube.com/watch?v=FvPPOT… HT Commissioner @GillianTriggs

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@R_Chirgwin Wrong tense. He spoke on a Muslim radio station in Sydney yesterday.

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How can it be 0900 already?

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@kcarruthers Mr Irvine is the one ASIO officer that we’re allowed to know about.

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@kcarruthers @franksting Clearly you need to have a heart-to-heart chat with your hair.

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SwiftOnSecurity Yes, Android is Windows XP: Phone Edition.

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@BruceHore I’ve no idea whether there’s compulsion to answer. Can @GillianTriggs shed some light?

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RT @davpope: @organicperson @stilgherrian @GrogsGamut Something happens when you hear the music [Yes. @SnarkyPlatypus would agree.]

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fanfiction_txt “uh twilight are those cocks between your legs” “uhm yes says twilight its my new spell i tried out and it works”

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Summerville High School student arrested after writing about killing a dinosaur. live5news.com/story/26319685… HT @intelwire

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MsLods MT @ericgoldman j.mp/1roaDNq man sues Twitter says he passed out & lost a tooth after an offensive account retweeted him

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@scottspark “The one and only”? Why thank you. I think.

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Fri plan: Re-plan next fortnight; write for @zdnetaustralia; shopping, errands etc, Katoomba; @5at5daily; fix many, many loose ends; wine.

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So the ASIO chief having to speak in public so much is a vote of no confidence in both the Attorney-General and the Prime Minister, right?

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wolfpupy activated this almond by accident, how do i shut it off, what wire do i cut

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I’ll retweet this immediately because @davpope has been particularly special today. Bravo, Sir. pic.twitter.com/aBLjmYPyzu

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RT @Henry_Belot: This toon from @davpope is just amazing. pic.twitter.com/aBLjmYPyzu [Also very, very wrong. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus]

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Hoping I’m making the right decision.

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@BruceHore @GillianTriggs It’s not a Royal Commission, but he will be speaking under oath.

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@lynsan Ah yes, I’m sure that @paulwallbank would agree that he and I are interchangeable.

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Scott Morrison faces the AHRC inquiry today. Live stream at youtube.com/watch?v=FvPPOT… HT Commissioner @GillianTriggs

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snare Computers are hard.

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HKlnknbrg Two nuclear bombers were intercepted today by Dutch F-16s. Informed aircrew that Russia is due East. ;-) pic.twitter.com/60qLZjEEnX

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SavedYouAClick Police killed an unarmed man in broad daylight. RT @nypost: Why did Ferguson explode?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il existe également des canaux de Bangkok et Amtserdam. S’il vous plaît revenir sur vos recommandations.

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RT @leslienassar: Twitter Headquarters Has Painted On Its Office Wall valleywag.gawker.com/twitter-headqu… [Oh good, glad that’s all solved.]

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Fri plan, draft: Re-plan next fortnight; write for @zdnetaustralia; shopping, errands etc, Katoomba; @5at5daily; fix many, many loose ends.

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@lynsan At 4am you would have been listening to @paulwallbank on the radio, not me.

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Retirees should “prepare to live on $33k a year”, @RNBreakfast? Something like 1/3 of the country would love that much to live on.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Tous mes plans pour les dix prochains jours sont en plein désarroi, car tout le monde est un béret d’orifices.

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@deconverter I have nothing called SIG on my radar at all. What am I either missing or forgetting I know about?

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@kcarruthers You always have to be careful when heading to the US.

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“NSA official: ‘Much easier’ to explain operations after Snowden”, reports @thehill. thehill.com/policy/technol… HT @BlogsofWar

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So, Kim Williams says the News Corp leaks show the reality, defends his reputation, and has a book coming out next week. Handy coincidence.

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“Kim Williams [former News Corp CEO] calls News Corp leaks a festival of vengeance”, at @smh smh.com.au/comment/kim-wi…

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@kcarruthers Perhaps that is my strategy. Go global and remove Fridays forever.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis extrêmement contrarié et frustré. Et la faune est moquait de moi à bout portant. Et vous?

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@belindafarrelly I think we can certainly write off today as being pointless.

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Friday. Your plan will turn out to be utterly wrong. You change it with urgency. Your replacement plan will also be utterly wrong. Friday.

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