Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2014

chris23 So, who’s gonna pay for Ello to scale? Hmm?

<crickets>

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RT @9NewsBrisbane: Police are searching for a man who held up a Brisbane service station with a boomerang. [He’ll be back…]

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And now to deal with this blinding headache.

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leslienassar Clouds are bullshit.

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And the radio spot is done.

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On hold for @abcgoldcoast to talk about this social network thing Ello. The listening place is abc.net.au/goldcoast/

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Stratfor Stratfor Map: Military Assets and Airstrikes Against as of Sept. 29 info.stratfor.com/twlg/ pic.twitter.com/TMUH9YA9GG

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cathywilcox1 Is the state a tinderbox yet?

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I think I’m taking about Ello on @abcgoldcoast in about half an hour or so. The listening place is abc.net.au/goldcoast/

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Tue plan, draft: Produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict”, I reckon; breaks for noodles and occasional stretching; complain about the weather.

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DanielPRose Good God. pic.twitter.com/fFBjABGvCO

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Tuesday. Burn everything. Tuesday.

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anguslivingston ANZ tells my mum her family would be less stressed if she were no longer around pic.twitter.com/yZ4fjk3IxW

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SparkyROAR WOMEN LAUGJING WHILE EATIG SALAD COSPLAY pic.twitter.com/GPdLodm00X

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je souffre de la bêtise. Et vous?

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ThePoke Stingrays that look like David Cameron.

(by @deathstairs)

pic.twitter.com/Hhtw8ruVl8

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The Sun must be extinguished.

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I suppose I’ll have to look at that goddam site myself now.

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KetanJ0 No, it’s not a parody pic.twitter.com/Q9kq4XROpG

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tinderfessions 90 percent of the time I’m tindering while taking a dump. All that dirty sexy talk takes places mid shit. - Chelsea

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“The invasion of corporate news”, an excellent feature from @FT, 19 Sep. ft.com/intl/cms/s/2/9…

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crikey_news Labor’s current political strategy, as explained by @deptofaustralia pic.twitter.com/tFbfH4nif3

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RT @ClickHole: The Future Of Food Is Here clickhole.com/r/748tsd pic.twitter.com/44xqnUSbXj [Can’t wait for this to come to Sydney.]

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SwiftOnSecurity What if selfies are a social fad secretly promoted by the FBI to populate their facial recognition database.

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Monday. Everything is still as stupid as previously. Monday.

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Look, who cares where Shorten is? He’s about as useful as a meringue condom.

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abissicus No one grizzles when the Queen covers her head. pic.twitter.com/Qz3U48GiyP

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thegrugq 75% of 35,000 .gov requests to Microsoft were for metadata (“non-content”). Can we start calling “data” yet?

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Mind you, re that @9NewsBrisbane RT, “it is believed” hasn’t had a good run in terms of factuality this week.

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9NewsBrisbane Police are investigating two shootings at Mount Gravatt where it’s believed Muslims have been targeted

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@MikeCarlton01 You’re right. In the current climate I cannot afford to be so lax.

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@hughriminton @MikeCarlton01 Yeah yeah, I’ll add it to the list. Got a second sheet of paper I can borrow?

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@humphriesmark I suspect it has always been thus. It’s lonely work, challenging the narrative.

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@MikeCarlton01 They hate you for your chooks of freedom.

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@stitchsarah I tend to agree, but there’s nothing with the level of taboo and intensity, I fear.

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RT @PointZeroOne: Was he really a terrorist? [Stories such a s @feed_the_chooks’ suggest he was considered at-risk, not a threat.]

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@humphriesmark That’s another of those “one person” stories, isn’t it.

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Wow, just how much of a cunt would you have to be to treat a family funeral like this? pic.twitter.com/AyZPmgQlrv

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RT @beautifulepics: German Police Rescue Squirrel from Manhole Cover pic.twitter.com/3dYA8kcyVi [Germany has a Police Rescue Squirrel? AWESOME.]

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@michaelneale There’s a couple bits that might make you angry.

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Re-plug time: Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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@humphriesmark @paulwiggins @DailyMailCeleb It’s sheer brilliance, isn’t it! The skill required to turn nothing into news is… um, yeah.

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FatherBob “They hung people by their feet and shot these people in their stomachs”…. ISIS today?….Warsaw uprising 1944….the “civilised” West.

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RT @paulwiggins: Tom Jones trends on Twitter, leaving fans to believe he is dead dailym.ai/1uuza4h via @DailyMailCeleb [Well is he?]

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Hey @abcnews, I reckon the home page link “iPad prompts security scare” is straight up factually incorrect. Unscreened entry was the prompt.

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JamilaRizvi Just witnessed a man hold 14 unbroken, Cheezles in his mouth at once. We saw the face of God.

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DE_fromMB Just so we are all clear on the strategy as to why we are heading to war again. pic.twitter.com/SYv5eUOD9k

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I agree with @GreenJ, @feed_the_chooks is very good on Abdul Numan Haider today. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

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NicholasFryer This government makes every day special. Who ever imagined I’d eat a lasagne more intelligent than the Prime Minister of Australia?

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Vivienneclore Have we all seen the dog that looks like Richard Branson? pic.twitter.com/s9MSHmKxXk

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Gavin_Conroy Always watch your 6. pic.twitter.com/Hd2rauTqNl

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RT @R_Chirgwin: What would happen if I suddenly went sane? [Ooh! I love fantasy hypotheticals. Like, what if dogs were made of plutonium?]

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Well that always works.

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What even is “New Zealand”?

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RT @dannolan: Social media experts should be tarred and feathered as charlatans discuss [What’s to fuckin’ discuss? Temperature of the tar?]

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BlogsofWar People are afraid to point and say “Wow. That’s some ignorant redneck shit you just said there.” They shouldn’t be.

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@damobfc @BlogsofWar Then again, maybe it’s beer and early starts that will be the death of our species. Hard to say.

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@damobfc @BlogsofWar Dull literalism, and the inability see quote marks, will be the death of our species.

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GonzoHacker So imagine it’s like your first time taking acid and then BAM happens and you have to update bash on all your shit

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@BlogsofWar “Shut up. What would you know? I support Freedom. We must kill these people who think differently.”

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j_hutch News.com.au is looking for a Tech editor - seek.com.au/job/27350340

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It might be safer not to leave the house today. There’s three bottles of wine left, so I should make it through to nightfall.

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@scottcarson1957 Are they asbestos roofing shingles? ‘Cos I could go with that.

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@scottcarson1957 And at least you have the decency not to push your kale perversions onto others. Privacy of one’s own home, Freedom etc.

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RT @PatricLand: Uber driver allegedly bashed passenger in the head with a hammer flip.it/lgpHo [There is no justice.]

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RT @dmflower: “@stilgherrian: What if that guy had sneaked some kale into Sydney airport?” Things would’ve eskaleted? [Oh Jesus wept…]

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EDBBeirut No one in the Israeli government has proposed a connection between Hezbollah and Ebola? You’re fired. (h)e(z)bol(l)a(h)

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What if that guy had sneaked some kale into Sydney airport?

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That @UNSWLawJournal issue on ‘Communications Surveillance, Big Data and the Law’ is now online. Enjoy. unswlawjournal.unsw.edu.au (2/2)

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Remember the @UNSWLawJournal mentioned in my “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps”? zdnet.com/why-big-data-e… (1/2)

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rklau Don’t ever change, Google Voice transcription. pic.twitter.com/bQcgpfFiuY

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@kcarruthers You can always kill him in his sleep. You have bushland nearby.

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RT @bjkraal: @stilgherrian there is no plan for a security breach, other than “everyone out of the pool!” [Fuck knows, all is SEKRIT.]

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kcarruthers Stop encouraging people to consume kale

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RT @SBSNews: Security breach at Sydney airport caused by man concentrating on his iPad, not where he was going - bit.ly/1rr0bTI

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Many have said that @murpharoo’s piece on the test facing Australian journalism is excellent. I tend to agree. theguardian.com/world/2014/sep…

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In which we learn how utterly disrupt air travel at a major airport without needing a plan or a weapon of any kind. abc.net.au/news/2014-09-2…

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BlogsofWar If everyone called out stupidity when they saw it stupid people would feel much less empowered. Instead, they think they’re in control.

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SwiftOnSecurity You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. pic.twitter.com/R0OA7vjx1U

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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Saturday. It is all far too frightening to contemplate. Pretend that they do not exist. Enjoy the game. Saturday.

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mscott Daughter’s Friday night cuisine advice. pic.twitter.com/rZKdBxi95L

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TheMediaTweets I see Stephen Fry has shocked the media by sensationally revealing he has a new book coming out.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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@piecritic @joshgnosis You are too kind. But that reminds me, I should do an evening plug.

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smartbrain@TheMafiaJoe: Thai PM bemoans divisive soap operas, offers to write better ones feeds.reuters.com/~r/Reuters/wor…

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“‘Scorpion’ Brings the Stupidest, Most Batshit Insane Hacker Scene Ever”, yes, @jeamland, but a glorious insanity. io9.com/scorpion-bring…

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antloewenstein Tone deaf RT @Independent: Tony Blair has been named the top gay icon of the last 30 years. ind.pn/1uLmWk2 pic.twitter.com/6Hq8jSHu42

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NewtonMark Nick Faukner: More anger was directed at Apple for a free U2 album than at governments shredding democracy. (Paraphrase)

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RealNickHodge All this is exactly how Nazi Germany started

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Apple seems to be alleging that there’s a new iOS update ready to download, but who can tell?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je vais commencer par l’ouverture d’une bouteille de cidre. Après cela, je ne suis pas sûr.

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@shiftkey My memory is not the best to rely upon, but there was at least some broad “national security is important” blather.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis heureux d’annoncer que c’est vendredi. Dans la mesure où je suis jamais content de rien. Et vous?

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@shiftkey @zdnetaustralia Well that’s the thing about representative democracy. We rely on the representatives to do their job.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Senators’ ignorance isn’t bliss with new surveillance laws” zdnet.com/senators-ignor…

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I’m talking about Shell Shock bug theage.com.au/it-pro/securit… on @1395FIVEaa at 1245 ACST / 1315 AEST. Listens happen at fiveaa.com.au

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Asher_Wolf No, srsly GetUp, where the fuck where you when the nat sec legislation was under debate? RT @GetUp: , does my bum look big in this?

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Right, I’d better get down to this writing thing. Try not to break the internet while I’m away.

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bairdjulia It would be hard to find a better review, anywhere. This is Esquire’s take on Two and a Half Men. Via @_youhadonejob pic.twitter.com/VYV1yVSG1o

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RT @guardianvideo: Female pilot in Isis mission ‘boobs on the ground’, says Fox News presenter - video bit.ly/1mvtofT [Progress!]

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@maninultimo I’m kinda full up for the day now, sorry. I just slotted in the last few commitments.

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DanAmira threw my iPhone 6 into a volcano and it melted wtf is this crap

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@FarrellPF @gazzy_d @MsLods Thanks. The committee Hansard won’t have been turned around before my deadline, yet I must rant.

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@gazzy_d @FarrellPF @MsLods Thanks very much. It fits perfectly into a piece I have to file today, about fear and ignorance.

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@rohan_p @MsLods The sense of born-to-rule arrogance coming from certain sections of the government fit poorly with this century.

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@jamesroywriter That seems like a sensible move to me, provided the definition of what data is and isn’t retained is clear.

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So the Attorney-General can decide which submissions to public inquiry will or won’t be published. Open* democracy in action.

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nidhalaigh @efa_oz has stepped up & will publish individual submissions refused by ADG on its website. send PDFs to memberadmin@efa.org.au

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Christ, if that senator has failed to notice even the widely-reported stuff about metadata, imagine how well they’ll deal with the nuances.

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If someone could let me know which ornament* to democracy that was, I’d be most grateful. I didn’t have the audio up.

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FFS. A Senator on this inquiry has managed to remain ignorant of the standard example to metadata overreach for three years. Bravo!

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FarrellPF A senator is seriously asking where we find that the RSPCA is able to access telecommunications data. Really need to do more homework.

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Smirking, for unrelated reasons.

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@gregkcarson @yinettesys I’m curious about how much new knowledge is actually gained by that, though. Risk vs gain etc. [Shrugs.]

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CyberPrefixerAU Shellshock cyberbug leaves up to 500 million cybercomputers at cyberrisk

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@yinettesys @zdnetaustralia Nah, nothing on Shellshock from me today. I have nothing to add. Yet. This may change.

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“Weaponizing is bullshit”, writes some anonymous but sensible person. pastebin.com/a7KrYNqr

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Fri plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia; resurrect @5at5daily, finally; wine; more wine; shut up I am drinking wine right now.

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@ashthoughts @Mvhak @amworldtodaypm No worries. It’s good that the story was there at all. Times are at least changing in that regards.

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RT @MsLods: Sen McDonald greatest human right I have is to stay alive. [The spirit of heroism that built this nation. Lazy self-interest.]

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@ashthoughts @Mvhak @amworldtodaypm Oh they’re not. Embedded devices are rarely patched. That’s why the Internet of Things will be “fun”.

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/NEqmvXhmO2 [I thought we’d agreed that you’d stop sending me selfies?]

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@ashthoughts @Mvhak @amworldtodaypm The report itself was fine. The teaser line by itself was what irked me. [Shrugs.] I’ve moved on now.

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@ashthoughts @Mvhak @amworldtodaypm Yeah, I see what you’re saying, but to me it felt a tad alarmist. Those devices were already a problem.

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“First Shellshock botnet attacks Akamai, US DoD networks”, writes @juhasaarinen itnews.com.au/News/396197,fi…

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@Mvhak @amworldtodaypm Most kinds of Unix, including OS X, but not BSD according to some earlier.

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“ASIO powers to spy over the entire internet pass the Senate”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/asio-powers…

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=The Senate inquiry on communications interception chaired by @SenatorLudlam is about to begin for the day. aph.gov.au/live

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j_hutch So has anyone used the “Apple applies Bendaid” pun yet?

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@BXGD @ArielleDRoss All that may well be true, but the simplified version is what’ll stick in people’s heads.

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“iPhone ME — Apple risks becoming the new Microsoft”, writes@paulwallbankkpaulwallbank.com/2014/09/25/iph…V [Cruel but fair.]

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jonkudelka It’s actually ASIO that’s bending your iphone btw.

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; resurrect @5at5daily, finally; wine; more wine; shut up I am drinking wine right now.

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RT @HeyVeronica: It Bends?! 8 Major Defects Of The iPhone 6 clickhole.com/article/it-ben… [Wow, this is worse than I thought…]

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RT @matthew_d_green: “Apple will become the phone of choice for the pedophile.” Ugh. Vomit. washingtonpost.com/business/techn… [I can see the TV ad…]

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“Update On Xen-Alypse—All You Need To Know”, writes @benkepes forbes.com/sites/benkepes…

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“Apple promised an expansive health app, so why can’t I track menstruation?” writes @ArielleDRoss theverge.com/2014/9/25/6844…

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In a separate of media excellence*, Fairfax looks set to be making one hell of a defamation payout. abc.net.au/news/2014-09-2…

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I hope someone is keeping Senator Lazarus briefed on all these developments.

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@bsveen That was on @702sydney’s 0745 bulletin just now.

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Hey @amworldtodaypm, calling Shellshock “a hacker’s doorway to your desktop” is a bit rich. You Do know it doesn’t affect Windows, right?

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Hey @abcnews, Shellshock is not a “virus”, so using that word in your radio news reports just makes you sound stupid.

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That link you sent me to story about the hacking? I don’t what you think is wrong with that scenario. I’ve head about this sort of thing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je crains que le lapin a échappé à la cage. Et vous?

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So what did Crusader Rabbit tell the UN first? That he’d Stopped the Boats or Axed the Tax?

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Eventually, all of us will be tranquilised and fall from a tree.

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ThePoke Remember the tranquilized bear falling out of a tree? You do? Well - here he is again. pic.twitter.com/I70Jk85I5P

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Friday. The sun is shining, but don’t let that fool you. Darkness remains at the heart of everything. Friday.

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RT @bengrubb: “The internet poses one of the greatest threats to our existence…,” says PUP senator Glen Lazarus [EXACTLY.]

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MariaSharapova Hey buddy, I’m right behind you… :) pic.twitter.com/deVaMfetzr

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je veux dire quelque chose à propos de l’ail et de vinaigre balsamique, mais qui sonne faux.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne comprends pas la question, je vais supposer que la réponse est «oui».

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis frais et parfumé, d’une manière plus agréable. Et vous?

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@R_Chirgwin No, such things are managed in other ways.

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Judging by the things in the news, my decision to spend the morning ignoring the internet was the correct one.

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Thursday. The world is no safe. Do not exist in the world. Thursday.

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RT @andrewdotnich: @stilgherrian I always picture you up a tree, in a nest, screeching. Am I far off? [Not so much, no.]

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3. Friday’s @zdnetaustralia column struck a chord. “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps” zdnet.com/why-big-data-e…

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2. “The 9pm Operation Budget Repair” is on. Please help ensure it fails to meet its target by a smaller amount. skank.com.au/news/subscribe…

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1. “The 9pm Get Some Goddam Perspective” was posted Monday night. stilgherrian.com/edict/00029/ It’s also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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I am now back at the SEKRIT southern Sydney eyrie, preparing for a lazy spring afternoon, so I shall re-pimp three things.

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@DokterW Yes, and? Hyperbolic mock-anger in a conversation with acquaintances isn’t a “direct, specific threat of violence”. Get a grip.

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RT @DJBentley: @stilgherrian [If you say it seven times, I appear in a puff of smoke. And lycra.]

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Doesn’t the constant sprinkling of hashtags make one look like a puppet.

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Social Media Week panel “Politics of Social” led by @kcarruthers starts 1000 AEST. Live streamed from socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…

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Typical. The speaker briefing notes said it was an 0915 call. I’m obviously the only one who can read and act.

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I understand that the Beresford Hotel has renovated since then, but hey it’s still a Surry Hills hotel so I expect some commercial offers.

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The last time I was at the Beresford Hotel, I was offered to buy a stolen police ID badge and a pistol. Good price on both, as I recall.

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Walking to the Beresford Hotel. I haven’t stepped foot in the place for years.

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@BSBG_Bot @brookecooks Maybe I would, but it doesn’t seem to be available right now.

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@brookecooks I reviewed a couple draft scripts, but most tech consulting, and all during production, was done by the guy credited on-screen.

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I should also plug “The 9pm Operation Budget Repair” subscriber drive, which is sadly more parked than being driven. skank.com.au/news/subscribe…

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ICYMI, “The 9pm Get Some Goddam Perspective” was posted Monday night. stilgherrian.com/edict/00029/ Also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@1johnhampshire @robbie_buck @702sydney @smh Umm I just did that. I linked to the source summary data and inflation rate calculator.

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The Social Media Week panel “Politics of Social” will be streamed live from 1000 AEST. socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…

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Wed plan: 1000 Social Media Week’s “Politics of Social” panel socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…; clean kitchen; spring afternoon and evening TBA.

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Laughing at the people boasting that they’re eating some kale or quinoa fad food right now. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.

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@wsn1411 There’s basically something wrong with you.

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I love* it when @MikeCarlton01 retweets me, ‘cos I get to see a little of the bullshit self-righteousness he has to put up with daily.

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@bastardsheep @robbie_buck @702sydney I believe “average” also takes into account discounted and concession tickets proportionally.

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@julesaly @MikeCarlton01 @Karlcastan Of course I’m annoying, but the conflation of the two awful foods was just a mid-read.

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So, in brief, @MikeCarlton01 @julesaly @Karlcastan, kale and quinoa food snobbery is just another example of neo-colonialism. Excellent.

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MT @Karlcastan: .@stilgherrian @MikeCarlton01 Demand has upset the food intake of the people for whom this is part of their staple diet.

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MT @julesaly @stilgherrian @MikeCarlton01 Except for ppl in South America. [Quinoa] been their staple food & commodity for 1000s of years.

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