Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 14th, 2014

Seriously. Think about it. “Here are some songs to listen to.” “I don’t want to wah wah wah.” So don’t. Jesus fucking wept.

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Be thankful I’m not a Predator drone operator who knows your address, because I have far less self control than US military professionals.

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Find something important in the world to complain about, you solipsistic little cunts.

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Oh FFS you precious little turds, having a U2 album doesn’t mean you have to even listen to it, let alone like it. Fucking well grow up.

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@kjmci Well as long as we’ve saved you from that g-word. That way dragons lie.

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@kjmci There is a word. It’s “arsehat”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. I’ll sleep, but it’s heavy duty oblivion to make that possible through the pain. Work tomorrow will be… interesting.

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No, not PLUR, what was I thinking.

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Having arranged the appropriate blend of medications to make sleep probable, I will now bid you good night. Tomorrow is a busy day. PLUR.

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@yinettesys @RealNickHodge Oh don’t you start. You’re the one with the possibility of escaping the problems of the previous generation.

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NO I DO NOT FUCKING WELL CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION ON APPLE’S WATCH GO AND GET A REAL JOB YOU BLOODY OXYGEN THIEF.

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@RealNickHodge @AbstractCode We don’t have tattoos or felt stars, you know.

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@deconstructo Not really. Who can afford the airfares? Who’s got young men with the time to worry about destiny?

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@franksting Oh no, I’m just building upon your fine work. As you were.

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RT @AFP: : a breakdown of foreign fighters in Iraq and Syria pic.twitter.com/Huw28ffpW0 [Note Australia’s spot, Crusader Rabbit.]

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America is not the peak of civilisation. It’s just the current peak of people telling themselves that they’re the peak of civilisation.

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RT @RealNickHodge: The girls in this anime are wearing very short skirts [HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?]

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DJBentley TIL Islamic Muslims pic.twitter.com/RX68IWbOYR

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@NewtonMark @PeteDotAscian @swearyanthony Also, good plan, this internet thing will never last.

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@NewtonMark @PeteDotAscian @swearyanthony If you go to BKK, I’ll give you the location. He’s got some amazing period photos on the wall.

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@PeteDotAscian @swearyanthony @NewtonMark His team would have serviced Concorde before it flew BKK to SYD. He now runs a roadside diner.

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@PeteDotAscian @swearyanthony @NewtonMark In the suburbs of Bangkok I found a Thai Concorde ground crew chief before it all fell apart.

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I’m starting to think that the key requirement for anyone working in tabloid media is to be completely incompetent at basic arithmetic.

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Don’t you remember, @newscomauHQ, when bullying was the constant background experience of school? “Cyber” is just an aspect of that.

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Seriously, @newscomauHQ, if a school can’t handle an issue a fortnight, then the real crisis is schools’ ability to get their shit together.

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MT @newscomauHQ: Principals, teachers swamped with cyber-bullying complaints bit.ly/1qzuKaF [Where “swamped” is 22 per year.]

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@thegrugq OK, there’s one for me to watch tomorrow, when I’m not befuddled by pain and codeine. @VICE is doing some interesting work.

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OK, the @anggoscom image was from a month ago. twitter.com/anggoscom/stat… Nevertheless, it still applies.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’re Anglicans. Suppress your Catholic instincts.

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@thegrugq It was incredible. Texas oil workers got those pumping stations going again less than 24 hours after 82nd Airborne has been thru.

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True, @PeteDotAscian @NewtonMark, this is also a wonderful low-level flying troll. qld.so/spit

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Richard Branson in Richard Branson full of shit shock. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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It’s @FatherBob’s 80th birthday, @aussexparty? Then yes, Happy Birthday, Sir, and you lot donate to his Foundation. fatherbobsfoundation.com.au/donate/

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RT @mpesce: FACESUCKER FTW [Oh keep your tawdry sex life out of this.]

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RT @NewtonMark: Raise a flag. arseh.at/5mdc [Wow, this is some SERIOUSLY good flying. Also, insane.]

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RT @DrPippaM: Scottish referendum: Phone companies issue open letter warning of rising costs mirr.im/1qRVwKm [It’s getting silly…]

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@mpesce @feraldata You two need to consider your life choices. It’s 2014, FFS.

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RT @PeteDotAscian: @stilgherrian “War is god’s way of teaching geography to Americans.” - Ambrose Bierce [Did you just make that up?]

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SnarkyPlatypus The US does seem to be a post-geography kind of place though.

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Seen an episode of “Veep” or “The Thick of It”? Now imagine all those characters with guns being parachuted into Iraq. Welcome to 2014.

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Still laughing about the White House press release the other day which talked about the “extensive border” between Syria and Saudi Arabia.

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@mpesce @franksting It’s something to do with dark-skinned people, I think.

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May I mention once more that my theme tune for our new War in Iraq is “Crusader Rabbit”..youtube.com/watch?v=C3hHQv…wpic.twitter.com/vUVz92favivi

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RT @mpesce: Am I the only one who finds Seth Godin not all that insightful? [No. He’s an arsehat. Just good at self-promotion.]

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A Kickstarter to fill Richard Dawkins’ mouth and gullet with plaster of Paris.

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Does anyone know where I can buy a live duck? I want to break its legs and send it to the Labor party so they can use it as a leader.

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Wait, what, @MikeCarlton01? The opposition has a leader now? When did this happen?

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MikeCarlton01 Instead of cheering for Tony Abbott’s nice new war, Bill Shorten should be asking hard questions. Or is he no longer Opposition Leader ?

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Did you know that 75% of the world’s entire commercial shipping tonnage is devoted to moving oil?

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“He who controls the Spice controls the Universe… The Spice must flow!youtube.com/watch?v=dcgft-…ej

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@semibogan Also, that’s going onto my CV. “A picture of normality amongst the sea of demented.”

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RT @semibogan: You are a picture of normality amongst the sea of demented, Stil. [Jesus. We are so fucked.]

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RT @semibogan: There are truly some fucked up people out there. [Sorry.]

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Also during that previous Iraq war, my laptop, phone and garbage bins were stolen, though not all at once,.

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During a previous Iraq was, I was doing a daily 500-word analysis for an energy industry newsletter. Pumping stations are key.

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And here’s a map of Syria’s oil infrastructure, though not zoomable. I’ll try to find a better one tomorrow. eia.gov/countries/cab.…

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Here’s a map of Iraq’s oil infrastructure. The coming military actions won’t make sense without it. iraqei.com

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@GreenJ @LaTrioli @BreakfastNews That’s the thing about that Fallows chap. Iraq III is depressingly familiar.

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@mpesce That’s one adjective, yes. I’m in too much pain to list the others I might use.

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God now that sickly bubblegum Swedish cider seems palatable by comparison.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian Yeah? Well it could have been Assange. [Sorry, I stand corrected. Even so.]

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The saddest thing about the Snowden revelations is that they’re being filtered through Greenwald.

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TheAtlantic On Obama and ISIS: “When people say ‘we must act now,’ they are usually wrong.” theatln.tc/Zk4VQe

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sylmobile If you see or know anyone that drinks cider, you may need to call the National Security Hotline.

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Why are you even watching that stupid television program?

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zunguzungu We must now accept that the only way to prevent Apple from putting new U2 albums on our computers is to throw Bono in the cracks of doom.

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Smug_Lemur No one ever questions the fact that someone sold a shitload of explosives to a coyote

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“5 Ways Movies Get Gunfights Wrong (Based on Experience)” is quite good. cracked.com/article_21622_…

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garyslapper Schrödinger’s flat pic.twitter.com/KSCK8bTaDp

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@madcatjo2point0 Yes, you’d need the acidity, surely, because that’s the chemical aspect needed to soften the meat. Isn’t it?

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Apple guava cider should not be a thing, I agree.

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@johnb78 That is what I’d feared. Thanks.

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CasparBowden poor BBC. Not much else to do since Hutton but make cooking shows and nudge recalcitrant population into more monarchy and mass-surveillance

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I have yet to taste a Swedish cider that wasn’t too sweet.

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@PacketNetworks @cafuego It’s made in Sweden, but I haven’t checked their reputation. It was $2.99 a bottle. It was an experiment.

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@mpesce @jonoabroad Oh, that’s OK. I thought you might have meant, say, hypothetically, a Mini Minor at night in fog at 70mph on LSD.

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@jonoabroad @mpesce Don’t knock it until wait what are we talking about?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Of course I finished it. I’m not an idiot.

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I am now switching to Johansson’s regular Pear Cider, which is a little sweeter than I usually prefer, and even a bit floral, but I’ll live.

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So, basically, Johansson’s Strawberry and Lime Flavoured Pear Cider? Don’t. Just don’t.

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robinince I have no iPhone, so I’ve just found Bono climbing through my window to sneak a vinyl copy of their LP onto my shelf.I hit him with a broom

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@SnarkyPlatypus That was doubtless one cause of the war between Tesco and Denmark.

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Thankful I just got the one bottle of this as an experiment, and the rest is “normal” pear cider, still $2.99 a bottle as clearance stock.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. and today it was back up to the usual $6.29 or whatever it is. It’s all about moving those FMCGs and logistics.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Dan Murphy cleared out the last few bottles of Magners on Thursday for $2.39 a bottle, ‘cos a fresh load arrived Friday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s budget ‘cos it’s the last of a shipment before the next one arrived.

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Oh God. It’s like drinking bubblegum in a Japanese schoolgirl’s bedroom.

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Engaging in a potentially dangerous $2.99 experiment. instagram.com/p/s69Oz0iFm5/

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johnb78 WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON??? pic.twitter.com/gdx72BDPD2

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@kcarruthers I saw that. Thank you. Crusader Abbott it is.

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@kcarruthers Thank you. I think it works on a number of levels.

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Dear The Media, your challenge is to get through the week without parroting clichés like “boots on the ground”. Maybe ask someone with clue.

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“Fools rush in: Tony Abbott joins a war without definition”, writes @paulmcgeough smh.com.au/world/fools-ru…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, j’ai besoin d’une nouvelle épaule. Mais avec de la chance, je vais au moins être en mesure d’obtenir celui-ci réparé.

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Wait. Mr Rabbit versus IS. So, the Rabbit Crusade. Well… Who else remembers the cartoon series “Crusader Rabbit”? EXCELLENT WORK, EVERYBODY.

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@DameDugibbley Thank you… That had also turned up this afternoon some time. The woman’s name rings a bell for some reason.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. C’est la guerre. Je suis ennuyé. Je suis aussi dans la douleur continuelle. Et vous?

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Nine News asks how the PM can stay in touch from Arnhem Land… as a live TV cross to their reporter in… Arnhem Land. IT’S A MISTARY.

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@scott_thewspot Ah. Well this battered phone can do many things, but running Windows is not one of them.

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Phixing things with pho.

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@deswalsh @nswpolice Indeed. I feel quite a bit of sympathy for the police in situations like this. it’s a no-win situation.

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Well that’s @nswpolice hand-balling responsibility for shopper chaos straight back to Westfield, along with a “Calm down, everybody.”

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“Nothing suspicious was located… satisfied there was no credible threat… The note’s contents did not relate to any contemporary issue.” 2/2

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Says @nswpolice: “A note was found inside the complex. A decision to evacuate the building was taken by the shopping centre management.” 1/2

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Media release from @nswpolice re Westfield Burwood evacuation. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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@zirkont @sylmobile The main problem with any non-standard housing idea is getting the local council to approve the development application.

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@zirkont @sylmobile I don’t know that I’d want to live in repurposed containers, even with mudded up, but hey people do it.

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dearindira Based on that weak reasoning, Islamic nations should have invaded Northern Ireland to end the dangerous religious sectarian violence there.

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@sylmobile @zirkont Farm prices vary dramatically, depending on climate, soil, improvements like dams, irrigation, buildings.

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RT @scottcarson1957: Sleeping on the floor with a wounded companion. pic.twitter.com/cCa6hpJtRf [This brings a tear…]

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@scottcarson1957 @HassaQaiser And ain’t that the joy! I love the days where some view is completely changed with better knowledge.

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@HassaQaiser @scottcarson1957 Hardly. The carrier was relocating home port, so making the journey anyway. And it’s nuclear-powered.

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No @nswpolice media release. Nothing at @abcnews. Nothing turning up in Google News whatsoever. It’s a mystery, this Westfield Burwood.

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So Westfield Burwood (Sydney) was evacuated for 4+ hours this morning kidspot.com.au/westfield-burw… yet we still don’t know what this “object” was.

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eleanorbloom So @davpope will have an easy time of it. A teeny edit & ready to go! RT @Janande46457953: pic.twitter.com/3m8HyxFmGt

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In which @katelosse skewers Silicon Valley’s focus on company founders, programming, and that misogyny thing. katelosse.tv/latest/2014/9/…

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@PeteDotAscian @scottcarson1957 May be a myth. Peter Cook & Dudley Moore catapulted a piano off HMS Ark Royal though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Ark_R…

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@PeteDotAscian @scottcarson1957 There’s a story that before HMAS Sydney was decommissioned, the ship’s piano was catapult-launched.

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scottcarson1957 Another thing a lot of folks don’t know: USS Ronald Reagan transporting sailor’s cars across the pacific, pic.twitter.com/EshFsnRrnC

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Tim_Beshara That stat doesn’t mean it is right or wrong, it just mean the Australian government does not have the people on side for this yet.

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Tim_Beshara Only 27% of Australians support our troops being sent into Iraq on the request of the US essentialvision.com.au/sending-troops…

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abcnews : Tony Abbott says Australia will deploy a military force to the UAE that could then be sent to Iraq

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edbott Mission accomplished, bitches: 25 years of the war on drugs. Here are the results: bit.ly/1tamcUX pic.twitter.com/hQxsL0je66

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Another crucial victory in the War on Stickers. Bravo, Queensland. Or not. Arsehats. cairnspost.com.au/news/opinion/b…

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@nancycato1 @diva_ex_machina @Manic_Henry YOU EVIL WOMAN YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO PUT THEM THROUGH THE POST.

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Sun plan, belated: Endure the pain; brief walk for sunlight and a refreshing ale; complain about everything; prioritise angers for podcast.

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ElSangito i put the ‘bourbon’ in suburban

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RT @diva_ex_machina: @Manic_Henry Squirrels are awesome. Had 75 acres of oak forest for awhile. Acorns stuffed in everything. [Blinks.]

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“Encouraging people to raise an alarm every time they’re spooked only squanders our security resources and makes no one safer.”

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“Stop urging people to report their fears. People have always come forward to tell the police when they see something genuinely suspicious.”

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The “amateur security” quote is from Bruce Schneier’s “How We Won the War on Thai Chili Sauce”, Nov 2007. schneier.com/essays/archive…

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“If you ask amateurs to act as front-line security personnel, you shouldn’t be surprised when you get amateur security.” — Bruce Schneier

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I think it’s time to repeat Bruce Schneier’s warning against “If you see something” scaremongering.

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RT @cbemergency JUST IN: A police operation is underway at Westfield Burwood following the discovering of a unknown object. [Eek an object!]

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@deconverter The Facebook page appears to be a glorious troll.

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@19bk69 If you do a WHOIS on that domain, you’ll see that it does indeed belong to someone called Eric who seems to be 24yo. If it’s real.

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@DameDugibbley I had not seen that story. Do you have a reliable reference?

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That doctor who fired a woman with cancer? pic.twitter.com/MeoV5dag5F news.com.au/lifestyle/real… Facebook “support” page. facebook.com/Imaheartlessdb

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“Anti-Taxi Campaign Shows Uber Can’t Afford to Play Nice”, writes @WIRED’s @MarcusWohlsen wired.com/2014/09/anti-t…

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RT @mpesce: ok, so how do i get a SLNSW number? [By filling in this form sl.nsw.gov.au/system/forms/s… or going to the library itself.]

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“The real reasons Australia’s spy chiefs increased terror alert level”, writes @samanthamaiden dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/s…

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And here’s @Wendycarlisle’s photo of that news story sprayed as some sort of dye on pulped-up trees. pic.twitter.com/i9oXlPH6hR

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Here’s the actual story, “Clubs offer childcare in exchange for pokie profit tax break” smh.com.au/nsw/clubs-offe…

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I was planning to go to said Dulwich Hill Village Fair, but my shoulder is so painful even codeine isn’t working and I don’t want to move.

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@mpesce Brogrammers. Don’t get me started.

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@paulkidd There’s a great many things I shouldn’t have done. I’ll add it to the list. Do you have another sheet of paper?

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@nephstar @statelibrarynsw Very few people seem to know about the remote access to all those databases. And there’s a LOT in there.

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RT @Andrew_Zammit: @chrisberg Great stuff on Outsiders today. [Yes. Yes it was.]

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Hey NSW residents, get a free @statelibrarynsw card number. Here’s all the free databases it’ll give you access to. www2.sl.nsw.gov.au/eresources/bro…

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@ChipRolley And I heart @statelibrarynsw for having it as one of their free e-resources I can access from home.

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@ChipRolley The use for humans dates to 1851, Longfellow, “Your words are but idle and empty chatter,” then 1856 of the French. Very Empire.

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@ChipRolley OED says it’s a 13th century word, applies to the chattering of bird first. It’s very Anglosphere, patronising.

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@ChipRolley But it would also pre-date SIGINT, I imagine, and refer to information picked up as gossip, as opposed to formal communication.

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@ChipRolley It’s an old signals intelligence term. The background level or everyday conversation, as opposed to operational signals.

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Sunday morning reminder: “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy

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Oh SMS, of course I shall click that link… Um, no. pic.twitter.com/K9ztGppNEh

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RT @leslienassar: Jesus fucking Christ. pic.twitter.com/XrNgrC4jsU [Behold the minds that run licensed clubs…]

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@Idealaw It’s more a matter of “Could I?” I’m fairly sure I’m unemployable.

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@Idealaw “Job” is such a complicated concept…

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RT @jeamland @stilgherrian Did they give you the authority to jail the worst offenders? [No, but that’s an excellent idea.]

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The logical conclusion from those RTs of @NewtonMark and @kcarruthers is the Gina Rinehart should become our ultimate brood-mother queen.

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kcarruthers@freeradicalone: Gina Rinehart says cut red tape ‘urgently’ to counter iron ore slump smh.com.au/business/minin… via @smh” <invisible hand?

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NewtonMark GOP chair calls for the sterilization of poor women. arseh.at/5kjz “If you want a baby, get a job.”

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Can we take the next few days off work and just sit back to watch the British media go completely insane?

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I dreamed I spent the evening talking to a junior member of the Thai royal family about how annoying Twitter is.

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Sunday. It is smaller at one end than at the other, but it is rougher and less comfortable. Sunday.

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Oh it’s after midnight. I must leave @thegrugq and @semibogan to their fantasies while I sleep.

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RT @thegrugq: @semibogan @stilgherrian don your shame ware! pic.twitter.com/qMzylq43LH [Um… Yes, I shall. I am now also confused and excited.]

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