Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 20th, 2014

@R_Chirgwin I have no idea what you’re talking about. Obviously.

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@AnnabelAstbury No, on whether to warn people about a hoax or become part of its spread.

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Facing a moral dilemma.

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RT @jeamland In which two of @stilgherrian’s favourite things are combined… pic.twitter.com/I1XnRFkFXT [The goat menace must be stopped.]

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KateSoutham ABC News Cadetships 2015. Applications close Sept 26. Be quick. careers.abc.net.au/caw/en/job/494…

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RT @expectproblems: Just went to end a tweet with :wq [This guy is not an expert on Saturday, however.]

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I have consumed pho. I have done the shopping. The shopping included both cider and wine. I am just such a fucking expert at Saturday.

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“The murky moves towards metadata retention’, by Richard Ackland (@JustinianNews) thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/topic/…

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Here’s the 2-minute trailer for “The Code” if you haven’t seen it yet. youtube.com/watch?v=ggZBbk…

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@MicheleS_Aus I get that, but crime is stable or declining in all categories. The past was far more dangerous. We just didn’t see the crime.

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@chrisjrn I’ve watched the whole series, and there’s only one line in six hours that caused a minor cringe.

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@chrisjrn The series creator was very pleased to see this tweet. twitter.com/ajdlinux/statu… I didn’t insert the grep, though, that came later.

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@MicheleS_Aus Yeah, I see that said, and understand it, though I’m surprised but not surprised people imagine criminals to live elsewhere.

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@chrisjrn I reviewed and provided feedback on early drafts of the scripts for the first two episodes. Doesn’t rate an on-screen credit.

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@MicheleS_Aus But hey, if you want to fill your life with paranoia based on tabloid screeching, off you go. “Peppered with bullets”? Gawd.

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@MicheleS_Aus “Declining”, I said, not “non-existent”. Anyway, the targets of the drive-bys are not random peaceful householders.

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I do recommend “The Code”, starts Sunday 2030 on ABC1. abc.net.au/tv/programs/th… Disclosure: Minor paid involvement.

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@MicheleS_Aus “Many criminal drive-by shootings in Sydney”? Gun-related crime has been declining for years. You’re fearing a myth.

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“I can’t think of any Australian TV thriller that’s as beautifully plotted as The Code”, writes @neutze. Gosh. dailyreview.crikey.com.au/the-code-tv-re…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian @tom_allard Fear of being unable to pay your mortgage? [The fear that you might have to live within means.]

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But was the fear actually rising until the government and others started going on and on about how terrifying everything was? (2/2)

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“Terror raids: The rising fear in Sydney’s suburbs” is the headline on @tom_allard’s yarn. smh.com.au/national/terro… (1/2)

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abcAndrewG Justice Min. Michael Keenan says further developments in terrorism raids overnight. Police to reveal details later @ABCNews24

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“Study: Cities with super fast Internet speeds are more productive”, writes @b_fung washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-swit…

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TumblrTXT I HAVE EMOTIONAL SPOONS NOT PHYSICAL SPOONS

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_sweet_ham What if rocks are really soft and they just tense up when you touch them.

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R_J_Parker This is what it looks like when you plot life expectancy next to % vote in the by local authority pic.twitter.com/zdAbPe8r38

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There’s been quite a response to my “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps”. zdnet.com/why-big-data-e… Was I too soft.

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Sat plan: Late breakfast, somewhere; shopping; research and scripting for “The 9pm Edict” podcast, with wine; quiet evening TBA.

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danudey ‘Polyamory’ is offensive: i.imgur.com/sKolg05.jpg

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Senator @LambieJacqui in Jacqui Lambie being an arsehat shock.

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sallyjsara 2/2 The true origin of the photo - a brave female Afghan police officer and mother of 6, shot dead by Talliban. panos.co.uk/preview/000372…

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sallyjsara 1/2 Spot the difference. Photo of woman in burqa with gun, posted by @LambieJacqui abc.net.au/news/2014-09-1…

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WeAreAustralia I do not think that means what you think it means: 40.media.tumblr.com/8ebf6ff7ff05ad… O_o

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@servantofchaos Well thank God for that, because have you MET any of those people that live in the future?

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Why is social media even still a thing?

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@RealNickHodge Why has your flight been routed through AUSGITMO?

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@kcarruthers Yeah look we’ll need to talk about this. Meanwhile I have sent something to your Gmail.

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kcarruthers Join us: @AlexGreenwich @stephharmon @stilgherrian Social Media Week: Politics of Social panel 10am 24 Sep kcar.me/1mjT13b

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I suppose one way to try and get sex work is to stand next to the ATMs. [Makes note…]

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willrolls If your Friday isn’t going so well, imagine being put into a lobster suit and being pushed onto the Reeperbahn: pic.twitter.com/Ywcv1D9cnG

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fart “Jon what is the Internet of Things?”
fuck you. its a thing dumb guys say to sound cool. shut up

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@Sam_Hickey You could’ve just ended that tweet after the first five words.

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@kcarruthers Well that’s just the old “public interest” conundrum dressed up in childish language as if’s something new because internets.

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Hang on. That FBI-related tweet I just tweeted is dated 23 August. Things may well have changed since then. Probably not. But they may have.

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MLevineReports DHS/FBI bulletin on seems to be more concerned bout lone-wolf sympathizers than group itself, noting successful online campaign (2/2)

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MLevineReports DHS/FBI bulletin issued mins ago says ’s explicit threats to US homeland “not credible” but still urges vigilance around country (1/2)

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@BXGD Maybe, but I don’t think so. It’s possibly about the new smartcard transport ticket for Sydney.

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@BXGD Oh I keep forgetting about that 21yo drinking age in the US, and how it’s been a complete success* in stamping out binge drinking.

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RT @GordyPls: “Streets are a mess, including bags of feces.” qz.com/268707/the-rid… [Apple fanchildren at work. Excellent.]

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RT @llament: Incarceration for a waste of wine [I’ve just coined the word “winema”, though, so that’s a bonus.]

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I think these Pi Kappa Alpha fratboys at the University of Tennessee deserve an elephant stamp. washingtonpost.com/blogs/campus-o…

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If you don’t know what that elephant stamp is about, you need to listen to the last episode of “The 9pm Edict”. stilgherrian.com/edict/00028/

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I need suggestions for incidents that deserve giving people an elephant stamp of approval for being exceptional in the category of thinking.

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I just found a note for “The 9pm Edict”. It said, simply, “Concentration Camp Opal”. I have no idea what that means.

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Sat plan, draft: Hearty breakfast, somewhere; shopping; research and scripting for “The 9pm Edict” podcast, with wine; evening TBA.

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kept_simple This man livetweets new phone announcements pic.twitter.com/gkFGNbyZ3Z

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steveklabnik “Uber claims there’s no need for a union; it instead asks drivers to trust that the company acts in their best interest.”

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The question at the heart of your lifestyle choice is about balance. How much concreting is needed to counteract hummus and an island bench?

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And island bench. Jesus. We may need an intervention.

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RT @NicholasFryer: Sonic Youth. Yes, perfect hummus making music. [You forgot the hashtag, .]

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fanfiction_txt I’ve always hated spongebob, so I was going hard in frustration to how much I fucking hated this show. Fuck you and suck my cock.

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In my email today, some policy people have suggested others who might also be sent to re-education camps. I admire their forethought.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps” zdnet.com/why-big-data-e…

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The Vatican Centipede. Like a regular human centipede, but with red caps.

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RT @dannolan: @stilgherrian how many divisions does the pope have [They’re called “segments”. One per each Cardinal he has.]

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Does the Vatican even have air defences? Asking for a friend.

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By the best estimates, there are far more pedophile priests in Australia than Australians fighting with ISIS. When do the air strikes begin?

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RT @abcAndrewG: Bishop: ‘we believe about 60 Austn citizens fighting with ISIL’ [And 23,604,004 not doing so. So, you know, perspective.]

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Saturday. The Solstice but days away. After that, your actions will be judged more harshly. Brace yourself. Saturday.

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