Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 24th, 2014

RT @andrewdotnich: @stilgherrian I always picture you up a tree, in a nest, screeching. Am I far off? [Not so much, no.]

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3. Friday’s @zdnetaustralia column struck a chord. “Why big data evangelists should be sent to re-education camps” zdnet.com/why-big-data-e…

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2. “The 9pm Operation Budget Repair” is on. Please help ensure it fails to meet its target by a smaller amount. skank.com.au/news/subscribe…

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1. “The 9pm Get Some Goddam Perspective” was posted Monday night. stilgherrian.com/edict/00029/ It’s also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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I am now back at the SEKRIT southern Sydney eyrie, preparing for a lazy spring afternoon, so I shall re-pimp three things.

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@DokterW Yes, and? Hyperbolic mock-anger in a conversation with acquaintances isn’t a “direct, specific threat of violence”. Get a grip.

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RT @DJBentley: @stilgherrian [If you say it seven times, I appear in a puff of smoke. And lycra.]

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Doesn’t the constant sprinkling of hashtags make one look like a puppet.

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Social Media Week panel “Politics of Social” led by @kcarruthers starts 1000 AEST. Live streamed from socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…

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Typical. The speaker briefing notes said it was an 0915 call. I’m obviously the only one who can read and act.

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I understand that the Beresford Hotel has renovated since then, but hey it’s still a Surry Hills hotel so I expect some commercial offers.

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The last time I was at the Beresford Hotel, I was offered to buy a stolen police ID badge and a pistol. Good price on both, as I recall.

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Walking to the Beresford Hotel. I haven’t stepped foot in the place for years.

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@BSBG_Bot @brookecooks Maybe I would, but it doesn’t seem to be available right now.

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@brookecooks I reviewed a couple draft scripts, but most tech consulting, and all during production, was done by the guy credited on-screen.

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I should also plug “The 9pm Operation Budget Repair” subscriber drive, which is sadly more parked than being driven. skank.com.au/news/subscribe…

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ICYMI, “The 9pm Get Some Goddam Perspective” was posted Monday night. stilgherrian.com/edict/00029/ Also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@1johnhampshire @robbie_buck @702sydney @smh Umm I just did that. I linked to the source summary data and inflation rate calculator.

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The Social Media Week panel “Politics of Social” will be streamed live from 1000 AEST. socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…

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Wed plan: 1000 Social Media Week’s “Politics of Social” panel socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…; clean kitchen; spring afternoon and evening TBA.

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Laughing at the people boasting that they’re eating some kale or quinoa fad food right now. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.

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@wsn1411 There’s basically something wrong with you.

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I love* it when @MikeCarlton01 retweets me, ‘cos I get to see a little of the bullshit self-righteousness he has to put up with daily.

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@bastardsheep @robbie_buck @702sydney I believe “average” also takes into account discounted and concession tickets proportionally.

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@julesaly @MikeCarlton01 @Karlcastan Of course I’m annoying, but the conflation of the two awful foods was just a mid-read.

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So, in brief, @MikeCarlton01 @julesaly @Karlcastan, kale and quinoa food snobbery is just another example of neo-colonialism. Excellent.

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MT @Karlcastan: .@stilgherrian @MikeCarlton01 Demand has upset the food intake of the people for whom this is part of their staple diet.

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MT @julesaly @stilgherrian @MikeCarlton01 Except for ppl in South America. [Quinoa] been their staple food & commodity for 1000s of years.

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TatteredRemnant @stilgherrian @robbie_buck @702sydney Did same for 1989. Today’s prices are marginally less for a full price ticket than they were in 1989.

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Wait what, @robbie_buck @702sydney? You have to endure Lior coming in to sing? Sorry, they should really pay you danger money.

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Also, @robbie_buck @702sydney, “An average person’s dream. $120 per week to start.” SMH 28 Mar 1974. bit.ly/1ujapHW HT @sylmobile

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Hey @robbie_buck @702sydney, I did your maths. An average cinema price of $3.30 in 1976 inflates to $18.90 in 2013. That’s no price rise.

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fanfiction_txt Calling be a wannabe? It’s easy to see that you’re a wannabe as well, trying to be a flamer when you actually really suck at it.

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Oh. An actor, @702sydney. A person so empty that you can pour other people into them. As you were.

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Who is this tediously dull man talking on @702sydney right now?

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SaoSasha “Degrade” ISIS is a ridiculous term. Force it to dance naked for lecherous old men throwing small cups of urine at it?

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And what’s even better, @robbie_buck @702sydney, THE COMPUTER DOES THE ARITHMETIC FOR YOU IT IS LIKE MAGIC.

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Oh look, @robbie_buck @702sydney! Australia’s historic cinema prices. screenaustralia.gov.au/research/stati… Now you can experience the Joy of Arithmetic!

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@SMinney @evcricket If you had any respect for human society at all you’d throw yourself in the path of an oncoming train.

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Here’s half the work done, @robbie_buck @702sydney: Reserve Bank’s inflation calculator. rba.gov.au/calculator/ Now find an old movie price.

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Hey @robbie_buck @702sydney, why not check movie prices against inflation to fact-check the “it’s so expensive these days” feelpinions?

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Both quinoa and kale are new-Puritan “It’s good for you” and “I’m superior to you for enduring this awfulness” snobbery. Just fucking stop.

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MT @SnarkyPlatypus: Kale is just a leaf full of smugness, right? [It looks shit. It tastes shit. It’s food’s cold salt-water enema.]

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Quinoa is bullshit. It’s just bullshit. Grow up and eat real food.

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“Facebook and OkCupid’s psychological studies were illegal under Maryland law, professor argues” washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-swit… HT @BlogsofWarTech

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je présente à la semaine des médias sociaux. Cela devrait me donner la chiasse.

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Wed plan, draft: Clean kitchen; 1000 Social Media Week’s “Politics of Social” panel socialmediaweek.org/sydney/events/…; spring afternoon TBA.

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@jeamland They needn’t have sent the email, you know.

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Rediscovering the joy of “Her Majesty’s Disco Stick”. Yay, Commonwealth Games! stilgherrian.com/humour/her-maj…’s-disco-stick/ pic.twitter.com/w6QdVlCX5z

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai constipation, apparemment. Toujours croire tout ce que vous êtes envoyé par courriel. Et vous?

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“You may not think that you’ re constipated, but in reality, it is VERY likely that you ARE.” Why thank you, Unsolicited Commercial Email.

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Wednesday. There will be a New Moon, but it will turn out to be exactly like the old one, and just as useless. Wednesday.

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