Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 16th, 2014

SHUT UP AND PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON.

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@macleanbrendan This is remarkably close to the actual thing that it is.

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Press. Press. Press. Press.

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“Storm”? Meet teacup.

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“The Monash 5”? Oh FFS get a fucking grip.

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jacobian Uber: at least it’s not GamerGate!

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Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press.

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Press. Press. Press.

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RefreshPDX “Is anyone here on @twitter?” asks @shanselman. Then brings up this slide. Pretty much. pic.twitter.com/bKcOeh0XCk

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“Suspicious items.”

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vanOnselenP The immigration minister won’t “get into a debate” about the anti-terror laws. That’s the spirit, being a democracy and all…

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Wait. Someone let the Treasurer talk? On television? In another country? Whose idea was that?

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Is PM Crusader Rabbit qualified to give investment advice? Does he have a financial planning license?

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RT @elronxenu: @stilgherrian I got your porn ring right here. pic.twitter.com/x3R7ZY5LHn [No. No no no no no.]

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edbott Worst Xbox game ever RT @alex: what is salesforce1

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This “MP Porn Bombshell”, is it a Lockheed Martin thing? And who is the target for this porn of our MPs anyway? It’s all very confusing.

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BlogsofWar In all seriousness - the X-37 has tinfoil penetrating radar - perfect for monitoring the brainwaves of paranoid schizophrenic twitter trolls

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So where is my porn ring again?

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So has anyone ever seen Denis Naphtine and Neneh Cherry at the same time? It’s spooky, right?

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I dedicate this song to the Victorian Government. Who’s looking good today? Who’s looking good in every way? youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3…

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Alicedkc Every day I become more and more convinced the state government has never met anyone under the age of 40. pic.twitter.com/cyp40pSGOb

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rashasman OH: “This is floppy, it needs to be twangy”

“Adding more twang now!”

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IT IS PRETTY MUCH LUNCH TIME WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING.

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AusBT Australia’s domestic jet age began 50 years ago today with the majestic 727 ausbt.com.au/australia-s-do… pic.twitter.com/3Rnv5njcsm

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jacobian So. Caltrain hits a guy, stopping all trains. Uber goes to 3x pricing. Literal profits off death. Yay. pic.twitter.com/ngP38sJGvQ

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firstdogonmoon What are you doing this weekend? Why don’t you pay money to spend Saturday with me while I babble like an idiot? YES! theguardian.com/guardian-maste…

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@BXGD I’ve not dared to look at the Australian media this morning. This was my own headline, which was, um, rejected.

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@craigthomler @zackwhittaker @dobes Geoglaive. That’s not really fencing as such, I know, but there’s a certain efficiency about it.

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SSJ3__Goku What the fuck even is this - is this hell? Am I in hell? pic.twitter.com/KQoIbr1yzB

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Overly provocative headline is overly provocative.

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@expectproblems Either that or is currently assisting Operation Yewtree with their enquiries.

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@zackwhittaker @dobes I want to say “geofencing” but I suspect that now makes me a wanker. Well, more of a wanker.

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@zackwhittaker Awwww… Have you thought of maybe getting a puppy or something? I mean, if you’re lonely.

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@zackwhittaker Why are you promoting the writing of a lunatic?

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@SharriMarkson Oh, glad you found it interesting. That’s from an excellent yarn at @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/international/…

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My cover has been blown.

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Damn. I wasn’t going to ever say anything referencing that entire round of silliness earlier this week. But I am weak.

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I shall be lurking somewhere at UTS to get my work done this morning. I’d say I was “undercover” except I have a staff number.

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Thu plan, redraft: Eggs (done); write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch (who? where?); train to Wentworth Falls; a little shopping; wine, maybe.

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vplus One of these guys didn’t get the memo. pic.twitter.com/oBhr5fWy2e

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How good are eggs.

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@cheshireb @SnarkyPlatypus Well, there’s a kind of echoey rattling noise, is that what you mean?

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“‘I’ve Got Nothing to Hide’ and Other Misunderstandings of Privacy” by @DanielSolove papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf… Ping @KainTietzel

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Time Magazine is still a thing? [Kind of a thing. In the sense that topiary is still a thing.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus J’ai trouvé un marchand qui a accepté de me fournir des œufs. Une sorte de procédure est maintenant suivie.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonour. Je suis en appréciant la beauté de l’univers entier, et tapis. Et vous?

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You bet you know it does. You bet I know it does. Shirtfront.

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In further instalments, the author blames “excess” for destroying “tradition”, and “tensions” for destroying “commitment”.

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In which the author hand-waves the blurs “nerd culture” and “Silicon Valley” and blames one for destroying the other. qz.com/279823/nerd-cu…

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RT @michaelneale: @stilgherrian you bet I have. You bet you are. [Exactly. You know what you mean. I know what I mean. You mean.]

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I have managed to achieve victory over the USB port without resorting to eggs. You can congratulate me later.

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G_Foz Oh dear lord, the pain they must have gone through. pic.twitter.com/K0ruj6rtzR

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I don’t you quite understand what “ephemeral” means.

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I will figure out the USB port later. I’ll go shirtfront some eggs first. Eggs. All down my shirtfront.

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RT @HarrisonPolites Enough is enough. Can we please stop using the phrase “shirt-front” in every single political column? [You’re new here?]

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Eyeing a USB port with extreme suspicion.

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RT @mrgrumio: The secret of happiness is to be comfortable with your own fraudulence. To embrace your fraudulence. [This is quite true.]

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Thu plan, initial draft: Search for eggs; review plan.

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Thursday. Whatever you are thinking, it is wrong. Yet for some reason they still pay you. You fraud. Thursday.

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