Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 2014

Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, heading westward, with devices turned off.

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I shall now disappear until I get this goddam thing written.

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Fri plan, draft: Finish feature for @zdnetaustralia; late lunch; TGIF; train to Wentworth Falls; collapse.

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Friday. Do you feel that pain? No? Don’t worry, you soon will. Friday.

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franksting I’ve been a bad bad boy

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This is why I’m glad I had a nap instead.
twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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I’m not sure what I just watched, but here it is again. youtube.com/watch?v=iNgZaF…

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TheFeedSBS If you missed it, we put it on an internet. . youtube.com/watch?v=iNgZaF…

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The thing to remember about these people is that they’re the service droids. They are of no consequence.

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Just remembering that last I dreamed there were two giraffes wandering around @bunjaree.

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One more. Maybe two.

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These people are fool. Well-presented fools.

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No wonder you look so miserable.

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Is that all you’re eating?

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God they all look so miserable.

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Oh God I am going to need this sake.

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Combining sushi with anthropology.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, hope you shake your cold before your flight. I think I might seek our sushi how, or perhaps salad.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Internet Industry Association has been disbanded, but the boat party goes on.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually I’m also annoyed that I had to skip the boat party and then drinks with someone.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. My main stress is finishing the feature I have to finish tomorrow. It’s well on the way, but still.

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seamus Just saw a red BMW with black/red number plate SELF13. I don’t even… I can’t even…

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I think a light dinner and an early night, before getting up very early tomorrow to write, that will be my strategy. It may defer the cold.

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JessySahota This just happened… golf ball hail storms v glass building.. Brisbane cbd. Storm season pic.twitter.com/qci3iHM8iL

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RossFairchild @LeahR77 @donnalashe I’m speechless! I yield the floor to John Wayne. pic.twitter.com/zRmTmVA4D4

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heylandy Car acrobatics. St Pauls Tce now a river. Cops are here pic.twitter.com/PFhO7ZYXT5

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heylandy Umm where did the second car go?? pic.twitter.com/UdaWJ9rxnY

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heylandy Cars now floating up Alexandria St pic.twitter.com/60y3kUhyTx

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RT @C_K_7: The carnage at Archerfield Airport pic.twitter.com/LcCBrLbx90 [How not to do aeroplane.]

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch” zdnet.com/australias-dat…

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SwiftOnSecurity If I wasn’t Taylor Swift, this would be pretty weird.

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Pollytics We’re all going to die RT @paulwiggins: RT @JoshHoltTEN: Severe storm about to hit Brisbane. pic.twitter.com/pRwDL8pEOy

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Helpful nap was helpful.

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I am going to need a small nap, I think.

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kathradical every christmas my bff and i send cards to random addresses pic.twitter.com/4XQl5p8UCN

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Your tweet is stupid.

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My plan from here is to check in reduce the pain levels, and settle in to the long, long haul of writing.

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Shouldn’t Crusader Rabbit’s barnacles show through his speedos?

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I have pork and I have pho, so, you know, fuck you, basically.

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@0x1C @Bugcrowd Hah. I’d figured someone irresponsible was to blame.

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Just saw three guys walking through Haymarket with t-shirts reading “Grace Hopper has a posse”. So apparently she does.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll have to watch that later, when I’m not wandering the streets.

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How good are moodswings I think they’re excellent turd turd turd.

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Pondering where to have lunch. I’m probably drifting northward from Railway Square to Haymarket.

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Lovely quick coffee was lovely.

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dobes Anyone made any “I’m with Tone” twibbons yet?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch” zdnet.com/australias-dat…

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Right. I’m in Sydney now. Things had bloody well better improve.

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Crossing the Nepean, with raindrops instagram.com/p/v4gubHCFn0/

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RT @duckbytheoboe A man in the APH carpark just took his pants off. [No, The Code series 2 isn’t filming just yet…]

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Chomsky, eh? So it’s come to this..

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mikemaccana This checks out. pic.twitter.com/O1VWbiOfkM

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Well that’s OK, AFP, because the job of Apple, Google is to protect their customers’ data, not help criminal investigations.

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“Apple, Google encryption ‘not helping’ criminal investigation: AFP”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/apple-googl…

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Thu plan: 1024 train to Sydney; errand; hide away for the rest of the day, writing for @zdnetaustralia. Disappointed to be cancelling stuff.

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WernerTwertzog I shall celebrate Black Friday by burning the last of my possessions so that, unencumbered, I might crawl towards death.

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In which David Rowe (@darbyrowe) stares into the abyss… pic.twitter.com/iPLhhXqNnE

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matthew_d_green I woke this morning to find my 7 y/o levering my finger onto the TouchID sensor of my phone. Maybe time to go back to passwords.

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cathywilcox1 David Johnston makes his own canoe. pic.twitter.com/MVCqf6G5i3

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tinderfessions Went on a salsa date… things quickly escalated to role play, anal & fisting. 10/10 no regrets! - Jon

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@StevenWalling Oh no, I’m quite happy with the world as it is. Ambiguity is healthy.

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I bet Tony wishes he had a tiger.

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OHnewsroom Reporter: “I have a migraine. Does anyone have any medicine?”

Editor: “There’s wine in the kitchen.”

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RT @StevenWalling: How often is someone fatally shot by police in the United States? qr.ae/ly5rj [Usually just the once.]

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jonkudelka Working up to a limpet.

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@MsLods Thanks for that reference. I won’t get to read it today, alas.

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I don’t think I’m going to make it to the boat party, though. There’s still too much to do on the article.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch” zdnet.com/australias-dat…

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1024 train to Sydney; errand; 1600 internet industry boat party, maybe; drinks, etc.

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Thursday. They are compiling their lists. Yes, you are on those lists. Thursday,

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SwiftOnSecurity The journalism bubble won’t be done deflating until Don Lemon smells ComicCon and Glenn Beck sells bear piss to ward off dinosaurs.

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SnarkyPlatypus Future family dramas will just consist of actors passive-aggressively tweeting each other.

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Ah, not only has The Code season two been announced, but so has Jan Parke. “Dangerous ideas”, apparently. canberratimes.com.au/entertainment/…

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feed_the_chooks I’ve blasphemed the lizard

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jonkudelka Life with Tony:
“Tony could you pass the salt please?”
“Sure, yes I will pass you the salt.”
*Tony does not pass the salt.*
“sigh.”
etc

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mpbowers Jacqui and Ricky now sit together on the cross bench in the @murpharoo @gabriellechan @GuardianAus pic.twitter.com/iYVVNlkAGK

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch” zdnet.com/australias-dat…

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I probably shouldn’t be doing this thing with the chicken again.

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jeamland Pictured: Coalition policies. i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…

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@timothygrey [Nods.] I was a quick recording from a park while I was dashing to a meeting. It’s actually easy to forget. That’s my story.

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@timothygrey Oh. Took me a moment then to figure out when you meant. Then I remembered a brief thing for @amworldtodaypm yesterday?

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SnarkyPlatypus One inappropriate button press on that bidet could result in tragedy.

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The sexual abuse in the army and on submarines I can figure out, and even in a canoe with good balance, but not the sex with barnacles.

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MT @bairdjulia: SOON ON ; Cheryl Kernot, Tom Dusevic, @GreenJ on sexual abuse and the army, canoes, submarines and barnacles…

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@alexkidman @R_Chirgwin @joshgnosis If it’s good enough for Cyndi Lauper, it’s good enough for me.

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Mind you, @joshgnosis, the AFP banned me from a presentation two weeks ago. It’s not cool any more.

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RT @Polyflare: @xntrik And all press releases should be dioramas. [Oh now here’s a media reform I can support.]

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@joshgnosis Controversial is good. Keep up the outstanding work, soldier.

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Is @joshgnosis having fun? That’s what we need to know. I think he’s having fun.

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prinnbanktce “We regret to inform you Dunedin will be nuked from orbit”

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mipearson OH “Steve Jobs > Julia Gillard > Tony Abbott > Uber > Hitler > Killing Baby Seals > systemd”

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Darthbx @carr2n Thanks. We’ve only been doing podcasts forever. But, you know, Serial is the one. Gtfo.

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JohnBirmingham Award winning five dollar Tempranillo and cheap fire axes. @ALDIAustralia are always my first choice for apocalypse prep.

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robbie_buck Wow. They’re screaming really loud. #teens#arias pic.twitter.com/g4kcVb7btE

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RT @jendudley: My kickstarter internet-connected teddy bear finally arrived! instagram.com/p/v2dTAuqmZ3/ [Never fall asleep near it. Danger.]

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MT @joshgnosis: AFP’s Tim Morris says that the AFP doesn’t want to need to seize connected fridges or toasters. [Bah. Lack of imagination.]

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GordyPls Life hack: stop making stupid decisions based on information your idiot friends post on Facebook.

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Oh, that @mscott chap, eh, @chrisjrn? WellI suppose I can now tell everyone that there will be a second series of The Code.

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RT @ABCTV: will return in a second series. The new series will be again created by Shelley Birse and directed by Shawn Seet.

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@michaelmeloni ALL MY TWEETS ARE IMPORTANT YOU LITTLE RAPSCALLION.

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@yabbie5674 @zdnetaustralia That’s terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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@chrisjrn Oh, has somebody said something somewhere?

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. I am now eating an apple.

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“US expresses ‘concern’ over EU proposal to break up Google”, writes @richardjnieva cnet.com/news/us-expres…

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glengyron Oh. Is this a resignation speech? RT @billshortenmp: Reform takes values, vision, courage. It takes leadership.

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Coffee then writing then crying.

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Oh please dear God don’t let Shorten try to make another joke.

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Following my own advice.

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Oh I have just seen… terrible things.

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NewtonMark Tony Abbott denies ever appearing in the 2013 election campaign. arseh.at/8rs2

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And if whinging on Twitter doesn’t help, @SnarkyPlatypus @franksting, there’s always opiates.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know one that insists that its internet banking password are EXACTLY six characters.

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“It takes real effort to make an entire roomful of bankers gasp at your insensitivity.”

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“On stage at Goldman Sachs event, Uber CEO compared his company’s woes to Ferguson”, writes @paulcarr pando.com/2014/11/20/on-…

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Kate_McClymont I have received some weird things in the mail but this really takes the cake, or should I say the pack. @smh pic.twitter.com/aFxGZuS1WS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes, the topic was decided yesterday. It’s just putting all the bile into a series of grammatically correct sentences.

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bernietb You could have just put “wanker” and saved me a bit of reading. pic.twitter.com/01emMK3SfK

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This is all putting me in an excellent mood for writing a column today.

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rpy Clicked quit on Photoshop, Photoshop crashed, eh close enough

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“Utah Considers Cutting Off Water to the NSA’s Monster Data Center”, reports @WIRED, which would be funny. wired.com/2014/11/utah-c…

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@tppwholesale I appreciate your quick response, though, and that’s reassuring.

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@tppwholesale No need for now, thank, Georgia. I’ll write up some feedback at another time, when I’m not on deadline.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Le principal problème avec le monde d’aujourd’hui, ce est qu’il ne est pas en feu.

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mpbowers Paddling his canoe to trouble town-Brandis defends Johnston in the @gabriellechan theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/U6E2ULT0Bx

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DavidParis Brandis says his side of politics has an innate suspicion of state power. He’d like to have all of your metadata and imprison journalists.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui ne est pas le meilleur jour pour être sur cette planète. Il doit être purgé. Et vous?

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Of course @tppwholesale’s interface didn’t tell me what the limit actually was. I just had to keep trying until “too long” went away.

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According to @tppwholesale’s account management interface, a 24-character password is “too long”. I beg to differ. I’d say 16 is too few.

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Well isn’t the Attorney-General such a pretty ornament to democracy.

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troyhunt Look, I know that Sony is having a rough time of it this week, maybe this will help: pic.twitter.com/oyaMZVVyGF

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@MsLods The internet really ought to be shut down.

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I didn’t even know we had a defence minister. Are they any good?

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia, working through the list of things; @5at5daily; quiet, sensible evening.

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Much needed sleep-in was much needed.

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Wednesday. They stand silently, watching you. Each time you move, they take notes. Later, they will confer, and judge. Wednesday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No. At least I don’t think so. It’s more that it increases activity in the tubing.

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So having slept on the train, and prior to that filled myself with tub waan, I now find myself awake again.

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I am finally back at @bunjaree and in no fit state to fly a high-performance aircraft.

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kcarruthers Prescient RT @annetreasure: South Korean authorities ban selfie sticks independent.co.uk/news/world/asi… good

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@semibogan @xntrik Well lime is the most sexual of colours.

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@xntrik It’s hard to say. Does @semibogan wear a leather vest?

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@Kimota @franksting There was very little left in the bottle.

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As I wait for a taxi, the drunk chap roams the empty streets, randomly shouting “Fuckers!” at closed shopfronts.

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@franksting @Kimota Well, there was the entertainment of the utterly drunk guy with the remains of his Jack Daniels and an inner dialogue.

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@Kimota No fucking hospitality whatsoever.

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This is altogether far too tedious.

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@michaelneale It does not look like this will happen this evening.

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Poor bloody @paulwallbank, however. Just look at the shit he is having to endure.

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Not only did I misread the timetable earlier, so I caught the 2018 train, it is now abandoning me for a bus at Springwood.

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This is the lamest parallel universe ever.

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RT @dobes I’ve seen what hell looks like twitter.com/dobes/status/5… burn down the internet.]

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ryansrumblings Dear kid who graffitied some cool Ray Bans and a mustache on me. I’m not even mad. pic.twitter.com/cTjNat1Pyy

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Right, I think I can now compose myself sufficiently to walk across the part and catch the 1932 train up the hill.

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@sebasu102 Oh I’ll go the two. Also, ped ped mâak.

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Tub waan moo aroi maak.

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Indict all the things.

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Renzo_Soprano “Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.” pic.twitter.com/GaATyXX2Zj

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Endorphines, how good are they?

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Oh dear God what have I done?

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As an aside, I am not totally opposed to the concept of burning down selected sections of America.

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So @TurnbullMalcolm can suggest something and then seconds later say he didn’t suggest it. Sleep well at night, Sir. pic.twitter.com/5CpUd3Cydo

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BernardKeane Here’s @TurnbullMalcolm’s conspiracy theory about the ABC. Next - Turnbull on how the ABC put Holt on the Chinese sub pic.twitter.com/9TY5z9XZuA

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