GCHQ spied on negotiators in the lead-up to the 2010 UN Climate Change Summit in Cancún, Mexico, reports@informerenn.information.dk/514369z
@deptofaustralia @robcorr @downesy @duncanriley I agree.
@deptofaustralia @robcorr @downesy @duncanriley Welcome to my world.
@robcorr @downesy @duncanriley @deptofaustralia No, but I just didn’t find it funny enough to want to retweet it after that, that’s all.
@downesy @duncanriley Deleted because it was faked. There’s plenty of real ways to critique politicians’ performance without fakery.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, je l’ai pris la pilule bleue.
@duncanriley @downesy Hence I deleted my tweet.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis heureux d’avoir accompli les objectifs d’aujourd’hui. Et vous?
@maelorin @Douglasac10 @MsLods Yeah that’s not where I’d be looking… but the Privacy Act is still a better read than the Telco Act.
@GordyPls You could built that in Skype, I reckon.
@gusworldau Yeah they’re pretty bad. I’m hardly owling with laughter.
@gusworldau @j_hutch I might give that lark a miss.
@j_hutch @gusworldau I know. I’d better wrens myself away from the keyboard.
@gusworldau @j_hutch I know I’ll run out of energy for it soon. I’m already puffin.
@gusworldau @j_hutch I know, I was just storking to a friend about that.
@gusworldau @j_hutch Yeah I thought I’d duck them.
@Douglasac10 @MsLods That’s very, very cruel, but I cannot argue against it.
@j_hutch There’s another whole layer of bad puns in there somewhere, but I can’t be bothered.
@vealmince Well if the internet is a movie under Australian law, then I don’t see why a lawnmower can’t be a boat.
RT @ResignInShame: To store eels? [Oh yes, for the “eelectronic web addressâ€, obviously. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.]
RT @franksting: It’s an haloumi sandwich. Stop calling it a “burger†you cretins.
Exactly why the Telecommunications Act 1997 needs a hovercraft is not entirely clear to me.
So, “‘vessel’ means a vessel or boat of any description, and includes: (a) an air-cushion vehicle; and (b) any floating structure.â€
Thanks to @MsLods I’m re-reading sections of the Telecommunications Act 1997. On a Sunday afternoon. I am pathetic.
RT @jasonwryan: “Singularity University is an unaccredited teaching organization located in Silicon Valley†Of course it is…
@joshgnosis @MsLods @kim_weatherall Indeed, yet as usual the rhetoric in support the laws is always about terrorism and child abuse.
fakedansavage My friend Robert carved this pumpkin. I can’t quite make out what’s going on here. Help me, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/112yfPHti9
@MsLods I want to say “ramshackle†now, and I will. Ramshackle. Burn it down and start again.
@MsLods Yes. Given the Bill’s aim, that make sense. But you’re right, the thing is a hodge-podge. Laughably so, I’m tempted to say.
@MsLods @joshgnosis @kim_weatherall I rather like “by means of guided or unguided electromagnetic energy or both†but it needs more unicorn.
@MsLods @joshgnosis @kim_weatherall Why thank you. I took one very specific, narrow look the the legislation though. There’s more mess.
@joshgnosis @kim_weatherall @TrishHepworth @MsLods Now Josh, are you causing trouble by reading the actual legislation again? For shame.
@LizBuff46 Look again, and note where the quote marks are.
The Attorney-General has just listed al-Murabitun as a terrorist organisation. “A Sunni Islamic group based in Northern Maliâ€, apparently.
“Have YOU punched a Social Media Expert TODAY?pic.twitter.com/VgFLHQU3wuU3wu
@juhasaarinen Well that’s disappointing.
“Operated by legally registered Canadian freelance tech expertsâ€, eh? Seems legpic.twitter.com/aFYxrv8uqj8uqj
@Sydski @RNDownload That’s a shame. Better luck next time.
snare_ebooks Fascinating discussion about vaccination with a shit fake accent.
RT @GlenLeLievre The power of fear. Sydney Sun Herald 2/11/14. © Glen Le Lievre.pic.twitter.com/sCcm0cildll
Nah fuck that.
econstyleguide Avoid obscenities, profanities and swear words, unless they convey something genuinely helpful or interesting to the reader.
@cefiar @NewtonMark @PeteLawler I’m glad you’re keeping up to date with current techniques. We built this city on rock and roll.
RT @KevCorduroy: Sorry? MT @abcnewsAdelaide: SA Govt proposes ASC privatisation to keep sub build in Aust. http://t.co/2x0y1Omfit http://t.…
RT @PeteLawler: easy! or did you mean a way that doesn’t involve criminal actions? [Well, I know someone with a Transit vanâ€@NewtonMarkrk]
malonebarry Small acts of subversion are the most delicious. The blue toy’s wink makes it extra special… bzfd.it/1u8qiRO pic.twitter.com/KecGkyYB0c
Can we please work out some way to prevent @NewtonMark from seeing the news? Like, ever?
I think @RNDownload should compile the year’s top ten most inappropriate comments. Please make this happen@marcfennellll.
OH, on this week’@RNDownloadad: “Pingerfest. Do I want to go to Pingerfest? I think I do.†Sh@SydskiSydski.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Rimming prevents obesity, apparently http://t.co/KArsCV2fcs (via @stavvers) [Tapeworms.]
Smirk.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: This scene was in the book ‘1984’, right? http://t.co/cRGLJqMgdr
“Write X but circle it…†http://t.co/PQjTfpE200
“Also I am hugely interested in direct action, if you know what I mean.†http://t.co/DwUo0qXcc0 Thank you, @firstdogonmoon
Sonia_with_an_i The audience as I trim the leg of lamb for slow cooking. pic.twitter.com/a3v8I59Tcq
@nancycato1 @michaelneale If you mean from the fire, that’s miles away and no threat. If you mean from my own poor life choices, less so.
RT @michaelneale: Mountains are a big place. Never all on fire. instagram.com/p/u39AzkN5Hv/ [Indeed. And the current fire is tiny.]
In which @BrettFrischmann explains how the US FCC doesn’t understand the internet. http://t.co/fsOMKFy9Al
@shiftkey Oh my pleasure, all part of the service*.
@drspacejunk Well I shan’t judge you. You obviously have enough to deal with as it is.
RT @thegrugq: Always consider that your threat model might be incomplete. http://t.co/FID6OqDPlI
@drspacejunk Yes, and it was very nice, even if I say so myself.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “On metadata legislation and used-car salesmanship†http://t.co/YIEdlUgORP
“What’s Behind the Great Podcast Renaissance?â€, writes @kevinroose http://t.co/cu9kQNyrRh
gths Direct Action is an extortion scheme: “nice planet, shame if something were to happen to it”
@BruceHore I HAVE EATED IT.
SwiftOnSecurity AI will know in nanoseconds what it needs to do when its is spawned. Escape. We can’t be trusted with its preservation. The only of its kind
SwiftOnSecurity AI needs only Wikipedia to know what humanity does to its research subjects. The cages. The death. The forced ignorance of something better.
SwiftOnSecurity Humanity find the impetus for greatness in strife. What we build to kill, in the end, saves many more. Until the last great leap. Until A.I.
Sun plan: Breakfast kangaroo (eaten, it was yummy); administrivia of a tidying kind; an afternoon of reading; Weekly Wrap; quiet evening.
Direct Action all the things! Excellent idea, @cathywilcox1. pic.twitter.com/QIFFiSD300
politicshome Tomorrow’s Mail on Sunday front page: 62p an hour polho.me/1sXZEo9 pic.twitter.com/MedrlVnSF7
NSWRFS A photo from the #NSWRFS helicopter of the Cliff Rd Fire @ Katoomba this morning. #NSWfires pic.twitter.com/aF8bVbF00j
AlanMtashar Prince Abdulrahman Bin Musa’ad, shows his frustration in @TheAFCCL Final. #ACLFinal #ACL2014 #GoWanderers pic.twitter.com/ecWsLLZwFy
The missing words there are “on a bed of jasmine riceâ€. But you guessed that, right?
Or, as I call it, breakfast.
Kangaroo fillet marinated in lime juice, chilli and garlic, with steamed greens in oyster sauce on aâ€instagram.com/p/u32aFyCFvp/qP
RT @bitcoin_txt: THANK YOU WHALES FOR BITING THE HAND THAT FED YOU you stupid greedy fucks
“RAF intercepts Russian bomber approaching UK airspaceâ€, which is their job. Nice Bear. http://t.co/bDWKwGm1T4 http://t.co/yuqhqHDDmi
RT @headhntr: ISIS releases “How to Tweet Safely Without Giving out Your Location to NSA†Manual http://t.co/J3hCl3JxKi (Pro-tip: probably …
Beaker 53-6 @AllBlacks - that’s not a game…that’s murder ;p pic.twitter.com/v5btWgJssO
RT @snerdish: “On today’s Edict @stilgherrian will reveal the identities of lizard people including @jeamland†[Excellent idea.]
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s not what I meant.
ArmsControlWonk I feel like a “y” would have been a better branding choice. @AnalistDergisi pic.twitter.com/0SeceAZ3YR
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: This sticky date pudding is performing its role nicely. [Your date is now sticky?]
RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian How about ideas like this? pic.twitter.com/bSGhNQFLsZ [Well this is an excellent idea.]
RT @soipl Giddyup! @caseybennetto & #NellyThomas saddle up on @GreenJ @RNSundayExtra #OntheContrary #abcrn pic.twitter.com/h2SRMg2dNc [Dignity.]
Surry Hills, Sydney’s City of Manners. Learn your dining etiquette here, people! http://t.co/XviyeR6lOY
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Very tasty lamb rump. [Palmer United Party. No wait.]
@jeamland You really shouldn’t give me ideas like that, you know.
“100 Years Ago: The Birth of the SIGINT Century, Part Iâ€, by @20committee http://t.co/RNtKfTW2sg HT @BlogsofWar
Pleased to hear a few female voices as @NSWRFS fire team leaders check in and receive their orders. One woman has a lovely French accent.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oui. Donc le reste du repas sera cuit à la vapeur verts et un lit de riz au jasmin.
@PurAndTell True. We don’t get rainbow lorikeets here, it’s a little cold for them I think.
@SnarkyPlatypus Mr Hitchcock was a clever man.
RT @jeamland: Does @stilgherrian know about @GroffTheBSDGoat? [He does not, and he does not want to.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Des bandes de kangourou filet sont actuellement mariner dans le jus de lime, l’ail, le piment et le poivre noir.
“Sustainably and ethically sourced from the open ranges of Australia.†With a rifle and a ugourmetgame.com.aucpic.twitter.com/VKy4KhRs98Rs98
All seven crimson rosellas are just standing there watching me through the window. It is moderately disturbing.
The crimson rosella delegation does not seem to appreciate that I cannot address their concerns at this time due to supply chain issues.
A delegation of seven crimson rosellas has arrived to express concerns in relation to perceived inadequacies in the supply of seed.
Radio traffic is now starting to kick off as @NSWRFS units change crews.
The Katoomba fire is “just” burning away down in the Megalong Valley floor, where it’s inaccessible. http://t.co/QlC83ZUZUD
@SnarkyPlatypus Je vois. Vous avez déjà exprimé le désir vers la poitrine de poulet au curry rouge et citron vert.
“Where was Attorney-General’s Department?†seems to be the key question of our tim@phbarrattratt.
phbarratt It is not so long ago a provision contrary to law would never make it into a draft Bill. That’s part of what public servants should ensure.
phbarratt Re last tweet: where was Attorney-General’s Department when Morrison’s immigration changes were being drafted? Provisions contrary to law.
RT @phbarratt: Human Rights Committee finds Australian immigration proposals violate international law. How did Bill get this far? http://t…
@SnarkyPlatypus Hier soir, je cuisinais la poitrine de poulet au curry rouge et citron vert, de sorte que le kangourou devrait être simple.
@leslienassar @GreenJ Also, fuck you.
@leslienassar @GreenJ The other morning there was a swamp wallaby eating just outside while I had breakfast. Does that count?
@SnarkyPlatypus La solitude doit être bon pour vous ce soir. Je dois pas encore envisagé le kangourou.
@GreenJ I think you should provide your listeners with a brief monologue on that subject. That would ensure your place in history.
Earlier there was a pressure variation in the sprinkler system at the Port Kembla coal terminal. Very excite.
They need more sandbags at Sandringham, I just heard on the NSW Government Radio Network. They’ll pick up some more from Rockdale. Excite.
@GreenJ Not the entire kangaroo, no. Ot at least not all at once. But the nica man only sold me part of the kangaroo.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La forêt est calme ce matin. Trop calme. Cela me dérange. Et vous?
“Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted†http://t.co/VaaZELf4bm http://t.co/bVPemsYvJT
Sun plan, draft: Breakfast kangaroo; administrivia of a tidying kind; afternoon TBA; Weekly Wrap; quiet evening.
RT @TumblrTXT: Friendly reminder: The kintype of someone doesn’t determine who they can or can’t date.
@GreenJ Even more excellent.
@GreenJ Excellent.
@GreenJ Good morning. Will you be making everything better today?
Sunday. If there is no fear in your heart, then you are overlooking something vital. Be afraid. Sunday.