Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 7th, 2014

@jdub @TimWattsMP Maybe it was just how the thumbnail appeared in my Twitter client.

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Is it just me, or does this picture of Benedict Cumberbatch look rather like @TimWattsMP? pic.twitter.com/vJYbPyd8Ai

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Christ, it’s nearly 2300 on a Friday night and it’s a Full Moon. Who the fuck cares any more? About anything?

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Is @franksting Australia’s greatest self-trolling Apple fanboy?

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paulwiggins North Korea has the world’s bravest trousers. But you knew that. pic.twitter.com/DgnAFKJFQR

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Sometimes I just want to punch @franksting and I suspect I am not alone.

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@franksting @wolfcat I repeat. The devices do not have to be jailbroken.

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@franksting You haven’t read it properly. It works on non-jailbroken devices. zdziarski.com/blog/?p=4140 Shall I send you the report?

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@franksting Also, like I would EVER troll an Apple fanboy.

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@franksting No, it’s out from behind the paywall now, I believe.

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I was right, there’s going to be a lot of conflicting feels about this visa cancellation.

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Ruining people’s enjoyment of life.

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@rightfuture @NCA_UK @maelorin Indeed. I wonder how may of the supposed Dark Net sites, a term I loathe, are run by law enforcement…

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@rightfuture @NCA_UK @maelorin You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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@Colvinius @onemorepost As I was about to add, “Sorry for destroying your evening, Mark.” As @BadAstronomer points out, tho, it’s a regular.

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@rightfuture @NCA_UK @maelorin PricewaterhouseCoopers runs the Dark Web now? Hey, it’s a revenue stream…

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@Colvinius @onemorepost Sadly, that image is a drawing, and utterly non-representative of reality. blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2…

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DeathStarPR Toy Story 4 is actually Pixar employees coming to your house and breaking your favourite childhood toys in front of you.

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Infosec and dick-and-bum jokes. This is my world, apparently.

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I accidentally all the pepperoni.

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sarahjeong Each successive Silk Road is headed by a DPR with increasingly poor opsec, like they’re reverse-learning from their predecessors’ mistakes

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BennettArron So Toy Story 4 is going to be more ‘adult’. Apparently the working title is Sex Toy Story. Gives Woody and Buzz a whole new meaning….

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RT @NCA_UK: Criminals think they’re safe on the Dark Web. They’re wrong. [Well there’s a statement!]

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@0xAli @sabinewolff @SwiftOnSecurity Oh I’ve had about six already, and that’s just since dinner. No wait, what are we talking about?

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@semibogan Well yes. If reality is wrong, it needs to be fixed. This is how progress happens.

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@0xAli @sabinewolff @SwiftOnSecurity I’m cyberscared now. Please make it stop.

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@0xAli @sabinewolff @SwiftOnSecurity Indeed. If they deploy the cybernukes then we’re cyberscrewed. Sigh.

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@0xAli @sabinewolff @SwiftOnSecurity I know that and you know that, but we are talking about the real reality of TV now. ;)

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@semibogan I always worry for society, and then do my best to ensure that my worries end up being reality. It’s the responsible thing to do.

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@sabinewolff @SwiftOnSecurity @0xAli Look, it’s OK for you people to mock and laugh, but we’re on the receiving end of these cybermissiles.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AnthonyClarkAU That’s the one. Where I recorded the last bits of “The 9pm Shire”. stilgherrian.com/edict/00024/

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RT @semibogan: My brain has a special level of violence sometimes [You too, eh?]

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RT @AnthonyClarkAU: Friend just told us about having mothers group at Northies. Yep. [Lulwut?]

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“The Queen has passed another milestone, and God I know how painful that can be. Oh, milestone, right, yes.”

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@madcatjo2point0 I haven’t really explored people playing that game.

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Wait. Who are we talking about?

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@BennettArron I’ll have my people talk to your people. But for now, I must drink wine.

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I thought you didn’t follow him any more.

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RT @semibogan: Who or what the fuck is Julien Blanc? [Hey internet people, this is where you get to send @semibogan your best news links.]

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Oh Christ, he’s not, is he?

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@BennettArron I think I should too. I haven’t been to your island nation (or set of nations) before. I will scam it somehow.

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RT @danieljohnyoung: The Best Video Ever About the Sheeplike Insanity of Real-Time Marketing adweek.it/1toywE2 [Yes. It is.]

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psychusup So is officially on duty, available whenever a female speaks pic.twitter.com/HLLshXlChY

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Too. I meant “too”.

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Catching up with @madashelltv from 29 Oct. This to is excellent. youtube.com/watch?v=21fLWw…

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Oh, no, that’s where you’re wrong. That’s when the real fun starts.

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Look, are you wanting people to deploy some sort of joined-up thinking rather than a scattergun of random feels? Well, you’re an idiot.

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On or up, one of the two.

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ahoneysettwatts Who on Earth is advising him? Why the backdrop of empty chairs - to show the Party’s behind him? pic.twitter.com/1i0wkMi37w

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@SMinney Agreed, this is not going to end well. For anyone.

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OrkneyLibrary Oh dear. Several staff mistakenly thought today was final of ‘Whose cat looks most like William Gaunt?’ pic.twitter.com/lWEjg6kv42

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Um guys, I don’t think ScoMo randomly deporting people is a good thing. [Bah. Softcock.]

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martindistasio Jernalisms RT @7NewsSydney 7News puts the new ‘naturally sweetened’ Coke Life to the test with Aussie tastebuds yhoo.it/1xfErfV

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@BennettArron It would be. If we’re ever in the same continent again, we must make this happen.

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@BennettArron My pleasure. I hope all’s well in your world.

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Yes, for those that missed it, @mcmoynihan’s “Russell Brand’s Revolution For Morons” is enormously good. thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

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@PerfectOrdered @dannywallace There’s something else for me to look up and read, thank you.

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@bigbadave I haven’t read it but I know the one-sentence premise. Is it worth a read?

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Wow, @_Rob_Burgess’ “What’s our [Australia’s] online ‘star chamber’ actually for?” is damn fine work. businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/1…

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@maelorin I believe you have already discovered the answer to your question.

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@alex_c_lee @TheRoastTV I hope you’re all having a very large drink, or have done so.

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@alex_c_lee @TheRoastTV Having worked in daily radio, I could get what producing daily TV would entail. I’m astounded you maintained it.

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@alex_c_lee @TheRoastTV What? Tweets and stuff? Nah, you lot did all the real work. I just spray out tweets like a cow with dysentery.

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I’m thinking of spending, say, a month living my life solely according to what I learn through spam email and seeing how that turns out.

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@deconstructo I am not an expert in the matters, so I will defer to your judgement.

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@gths I was wondering whether to add an “again” to that tweet, but I thought that might have been gilding the lily.

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“I think you understand what I mean… ;)” pic.twitter.com/oBWsQMAzwo

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NewtonMark New @Qantas website ad shows international visitors what it’s like to be in Australia: pic.twitter.com/73Oo27yzTL

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Customer data protection is a corporate social responsibility”, quoting @heidishey zdnet.com/customer-data-…

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Me at @crikey_news today: “Malicious software spreads seeds of doubt in Apple’s magic garden” crikey.com.au/2014/11/07/sti…

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Excellent, Australia, we’ll get to learn what it feels like to be on the wring side of history.

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“Germany, Brazil push the UN to be tougher on digital spying,” reports @Reuters reuters.com/article/2014/1… HT @darkhorse166

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OrkneyLibrary We open at 10am this morning as it’s the judging of our annual staff ‘Whose dog looks most like Tolstoy?’ competition pic.twitter.com/Qw0Pc7Q5K7

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(Well, except for the shit bits which didn’t quite work, obviously. Let’s move on. @TheRoastTV)

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No, that wasn’t quite sharp enough of me, @TheRoastTV. Let me put it more clearly. Fuck that was good. Hope to see you all again soon.

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And that’s it, until I can catch up on the final recap episode of @TheRoastTV once it’s online. Thanks so very much, good people.

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Lambie and the Brick in “One Last Adventure” youtube.com/watch?v=4xMExM… Thank you, @TheRoastTV.

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Then there’s @TheRoastTV’s 2015 Box Set. youtube.com/watch?v=gDSc7_… I am particularly impressed with Julie Bishop’s future.

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This summary of Australian politics with @TheRoastTV’s @humphriesmark is just glorious. Three brilliant minutes. youtube.com/watch?v=Vx8tdh…

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Here’s the @abciview link for @TheRoastTV for Thu 6 Nov, if you’re in Australia. iview.abc.net.au/programs/roast…

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And now to @TheRoastTV for Thu 6 Nov. It’s not on YouTube yet, but segments are. youtube.com/user/RoastNews… I’ll watch it on @abciview.

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@glengyron I addressed this issue in an early episode of “The 9pm Edict”, I believe.

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And now, @TheRoastTV for Wed 5 Nov. youtube.com/watch?v=wadw7r… This is all going swimmingly.

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RT @RealNickHodge: @stilgherrian When do we return Blue Poles to Poland? [70 years after Whitlam’s death, unless the TPP gets through.]

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The reason I’m only catching up on the week’s @TheRoastTV is because I am living on planet @bunjaree and use the Internet of Trees.

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“It’s starting to look like the National Gallery has more stolen art than a Girl Talk song.” Thank you, @TheRoastTV (from Tuesday).

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @stufromoz If you want to understand these things, libertus.net is your reference.

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And now, the final week’s episodes of @TheRoastTV, starting with Mon 3 Nov. youtube.com/watch?v=nmwioh…

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In which Clarke & Dawe explain the G20. youtube.com/watch?v=DqiZHT…

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There shall now be wine.

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@lukeweston That sounds like it spoils a lot of the fun.

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RT @RealNickHodge It’s the NBN in Truck form! [Well, in 20-foot containers on a freight train form.]

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Ah, @chez_rah tells me that it’s gold-rich copper concentrate from Cadia Valley. newcrest.com.au/our-business/o…

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@glengyron I’ll have to look that up, I don’t know that mine. And it’s all containerised on the train. Because hazardous, presumably.

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@monsoontrader @5at5daily Thanks very much. It was a quick slap-together today, but it’s what struck my fancy, as always.

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@PeteLawler @jonoabroad That’s OK, I have the same feelings towards the “person” who stole my original vinyl of Kraftwerk’s “Autobahn”.

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@PeteLawler @jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus There’s many similarities between “The Code” and “Edge of Darkness”…

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As far as I can tell, there’s at least one full train of this stuff every evening. For all I know there could be more.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian Wasn’t this the plot line of “The Code”? [Um, yeah…]

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Here’s a better view of the hazardous materials warning. instagram.com/p/vFv4BKCFpI/

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So what’s this shit? An entire train full of “miscellaneous dangerous goods”. instagram.com/p/vFvk5iiFoB/

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RT @lenoretaylor: welcome to Guardian Australia @callapilla [Whose latest tweet is “Oh God I hate myself,” so there’s that.]

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Shopping, then back to the place.

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RT @therevmountain: oh man, I’d forgotten about her [Glad to be of help.]

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Look, remember, MTR isn’t the brightest crayon in the box.

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“Dyna Soar concept preceded X-37B by 50 years”, and I reckon it was wonderful. medium.com/war-is-boring/… pic.twitter.com/HHBEcOcx7w

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“Tokyo cops bust Kabukicho gambling parlor with robot dealer,” reports @tokyoreporter tokyoreporter.com/2014/11/07/tok… pic.twitter.com/wobgwI8gTH

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“Security camera footage from Australian homes, businesses streaming on website”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2014-11-0…

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I should not be letting the @5at5daily Twitter account get so shouty.

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@jonoabroad Then we shall leave it stand. As a monument. To your Friday 7 November 2014.

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@jonoabroad If you delete that tweet I will pretend that I didn’t see it. Just fucking terrible.

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MeredithFrost Here is Boris Karloff’s Guacamole recipe. That’s about it for me today. pic.twitter.com/PrTAf2tRrU

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Oh. Those bananas.

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Oh dear, there’s going to be a lot of conflicting feels about this visa cancellation.

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arcwhite If IS launched a , where did they get the to launch it? Wake up sheeple!

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jonoabroad RIGHT I’VE SEEN THE FUCKING BANANAS ALREADY

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5at5daily 5at5 number 104: Detective noir, propaganda, powerful people, bin Laden’s killer, and the beauty of flight paths. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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senthorun I’m so glad that only my most nuanced and insightful tweets get picked up for news stories. @newscomauHQ pic.twitter.com/ehHBNc6RVK

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liamosaur Where were you when the hit?

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liamosaur !!!! MT @arcwhite: In case you missed it earlier: au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/25450582… IS launched ‘cyber missile’ at Australia

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Franglais is so a language, with a rich and glorious history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franglais

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feed_the_chooks remember the lizard wars

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@qryss Bah. I parle perfect Franglaise.

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Il faut que je drink cider now.

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I have emerged from the @crikey_news paywall: “Malicious software spreads seeds of doubt in Apple’s magic garden” crikey.com.au/2014/11/07/sti…

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Doing lizard things.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Customer data protection is a corporate social responsibility”, quoting @heidishey zdnet.com/customer-data-…

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Mobile. Adventurously.

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Me to taxi booker: “… and going to Katoomba today.” Taxi booker: “Ooh, getting adventurous!”

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@SnarkyPlatypus @crikey_news Team effort. Apple’s magic garden is a phrase that I’ve used quite a before though.

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Me at @crikey_news: “Malicious software spreads seeds of doubt in Apple’s magic garden” crikey.com.au/2014/11/07/sti… [$, free trial]

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And that’s the @1395FIVEaa spot done. I forgot to mention the lizards. They must’ve deactivated me through the fillings in my teeth.

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On hold with @1395FIVEaa to talk the WireLurker malware forbes.com/sites/thomasbr… and powerful people. Listenify at fiveaa.com.au/fiveaa-player

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@hughstephens I’ll let that one through to the keeper, I think.

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Right, I’m going to go the full lizard, @1395FIVEaa.

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If no-one on @1395FIVEaa mentions the lizard people soon, I guess it’ll be up to me.

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Oh dear, I think @1395FIVEaa is bringing out people who will soon start talking about the lizard people that run the world.

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I’m pushed back to 1305 ACDT / 1335 AEDT, ‘cos @1395FIVEaa’s current conversation is going so well. Never let me ruin things, right?

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I will be joining that discussion in about 15 minutes, at 1245 ACDT / 1315 AEDT.

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Interesting discussion on @1395FIVEaa right now on the @Forbes “World’s Most Powerful” list. forbes.com/powerful-peopl… fiveaa.com.au/fiveaa-player

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capricecrane People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it’s one or the other.

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I merely type “fi” into the search/address bar of my browser and Google replies with International Fisting Day. What have I done?

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Passive-aggressive emails are passive-aggressive.

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Fri plan: Write for @crikey_news (done); 1315 @1395FIVEaa; lunch and shopping, Katoomba; @5at5daily; lock down next week; TGIF, but quietly.

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RT @scottcarson1957: I detest caramelizing onions. [They’re not too thrilled about it either.]

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I’m talking about the WireLurker iDevice malware at 1245 ACDT / 1315 AEDT on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide. Listenify at fiveaa.com.au

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jeamland First move half-way to the woman. Then move half-way again. Then again. And again, ad infinitum.

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“I’ve seen Blanc’s work … most of it appears to be deeply disturbing and offensive”, say@VictoriaPolicece chief Layvicpolicenews.com.au/cops-and-blogg…wQ

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Where is Crusader Rabbit on @Forbes’ “The World’s Most Powerful People”? Needs more shirtfront, obviously. forbes.com/powerful-peopl…

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RT @domknight: “For a doctor he is…” @ The University of Sydney instagram.com/p/vE_nCrpqzv/ [Standards have dropped. I mean, congratulations.]

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Story filed for @crikey_news. Now to sort out this other irritation that I haven’t mentioned before.

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No, not gorn. That was a tweet from last night that has only surfaced just now.

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OK, I’m writing my thing now. You lot can shut up for a bit.

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@myrcurial That’s another of those off-by-one errors, isn’t it. That’s my zeroth name, as a matter of fact.

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The only “errors” here, @PaloAltoNtwks, are your cultural ignorance and your overly-demanding registration form. pic.twitter.com/sOwGcwecFt

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@trentyarwood Look, it’s about time the truth about ebola was revealed. Or are you part of the sinister conspiracy?

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@jperlow Koalas are already trained assassins. They just couldn’t be bothered.

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Executing the plan.

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“Peer pressure lures more Britons to Syria than Isis videos, study finds”, writes @karenmcveigh1 theguardian.com/world/2014/nov…

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@ladyhana @RT_com No, I don’t think they’d dare sedate Putin. Merkel maybe.

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It’s less than an hour until Full Moon, at 0923 AEDT.

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waxpancake This is my new favorite hashtag, a glimpse of a utopian future I hope to live in once again:

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RT @RT_com: Aussie koalas trained for cuddles with Putin, Obama & Merkel at on.rt.com/6no9q2 pic.twitter.com/p6qoz4cK7E [I see.]

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KetanJ0 World’s largest study into ‘wind syndrome’ finds it’s not real. *lack of surprise intensifies* cbc.ca/news/technolog… pic.twitter.com/LA7omuM0WF

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@safzoro You should always click on all the links, in case you miss something special.

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@LeonieGSmith Ta for the warning, but this one is real. I’m currently resolving something with @Telstra.

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@alex_c_lee @JamColley @BreakfastNews @TheRoastTV The having-fun bit shined through. But breakfast TV is such an antisocial thing to do.

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“Why men say ‘Fat’ women are better in bed…” Uhuhpic.twitter.com/e1GvxXvUkfkf

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Is it just me, or does this child in the @Telstra confirmation emails look like she’s attending a funeral? pic.twitter.com/c9HXGX7NxV

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@alex_c_lee @BreakfastNews @TheRoastTV You KNOW “The Roast Breakfast” should be an actual thing.

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@gattaca @myrcurial Oh excellent. I’m also planning to be at a few more events in North America in 2015, well, “intending” is more accurate.

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@macuser2323 @crikey_news @5at5daily Thank you. There’s a way to go before the weekend yet though. Have a good on yourself.

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5at5daily If you missed yesterday’s 5at5, you can find it here. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Or you can subscribe here. tinyletter.com/5at5

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; errands, lunch and shopping, somewhere; @5at5daily; lock down next week; TGIF, I reckon.

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@myrcurial Yeah well that’s @gattaca. I’m talking about actual people.

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thegrugq ProTip: Don’t use 4square to checkin to the location you admin your darkweb drug marketplace twitter.com/blakeeb/status… pic.twitter.com/ByEC9QTSLO

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So, laser eye surgery spam. I would actually like to meet the people who’d let random “surgeons” from spam cut up their eyes with lasers.

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You’ve got it all wrong about ebola, apparently. Just pick your narrative for the specific wrong that you are. pic.twitter.com/uEbJhRTuAl

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@Wyld The sad thing is that that’s 100% true.

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@Wyld Maybe bio-degradable undies with a slogan of the day as a service.

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@Wyld On the other hand, since I think the “everything is an app” architecture is bullshit and we should just have websites that work.

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@Wyld A few people have suggested this. I am currently consider various merchandise ideas. Maybe it needs to be an app?

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Friday. Every orifice in your body will be stuffed with cotton wool, and you will be the happiest puppy in the kennel. Friday.

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I turn off onto the dirt track, a pale pathway curving around below the interlocking branches of trees overhead.

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The only sounds are my footsteps on the road, my breath… not even any frogs in the roadside puddles tonight.

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And now I’m well past the last street light. There is no traffic, not even any to hear over on the highway. Just moonlight through cloud.

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Vast, incomprehensible machines are Doing Things to the railway bed as I walk back down Railway Parade.

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The buses replace trains between Springwood and Lithgow bus has delivered me to Wentworth Falls. The final walk to @bunjaree remains.

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