Gorn.
What?
You are all arseholes.
@SnarkyPlatypus Fuck, as they say, off.
@terencehuynh Yes, but I can’t be arsed.
RT @kcarruthers: We are all lulzsec now.
RT @kcarruthers: When do we all get our job offers from AFP?
RT @terencehuynh: Who the fuck makes a stupid correlation like that? [Me, for starters.]
RT @kcarruthers: Those mini cheeseburgers were a bad idea. [WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?]
@NicholasFryer I can live with that.
@sylmobile Kill them. Kill them all.
Pleased to have coined the phrased “phallic majestyâ€.
“The ‘leader of Lulzsec’ claim made international headlines and bemused security circles.†Well, yes. http://t.co/39lSWKJs1c
New podcast: “The 9pm Words, what even are they?stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/spic.twitter.com/iMadML9tXv9tXv
RT @darrenpauli: [REG] Aussie feds consider job offer to ‘LulzSec leader’ who wasn’t ow.ly/2Qra3s [Lulwut? Jesus wept.]
@joshgnosis Ah OK, you’re closer to the current issues than I am. This will be interesting.
@joshgnosis Perhaps, but I’ve heard of leaks further up the chain. Not screeners, but rough cuts etc.
@joshgnosis An issue which has not been explored well is the movie industry’s own OPSEC.
@joshgnosis Movies get pirated during the post-production process, so leaks before the release date are not impossible.
Uploading.
I am getting the impression I should be glad that I don’t watch television.
Rendering.
Mixing.
@ScooterDMC Liar.
I will now return to my podcast production. I’ll be back when it’s nearly done.
RT @5at5daily: 5at5 number 105: CEO envy, border protection, a Cold War Dyna Soar, a maths-ending app, and Nixon’s tapes re-enacted. http:/…
Final reminder: If you want to insert an audio comment into tonight’s “The 9pm Edictâ€, you have until 1800 AEstilgherrian.com/edict/00031/TSrR
theunfocused Spot the problem here pic.twitter.com/ni9ye7gu6W
Oh well, back to the pre-production.
benpobjie Has there been a greater tragedy in Australian history than Frances Abbott breaking her silence?
@symons_jon Ta for that.
@expectproblems Well that’s now “Illuminatus!†started.
Dismembering a chicken.
@iain_chalmers Ah, I can’t remember who that was, but I remember it happening. Never let the truth override the narrative.
It is time to wander into the village and find some lunch and some wine and something I shall need later.
@alexkidman Who are you and why are you in my Twitters?
It’s really easy to tell when people haven’t actually read the linked-to material before they bleat their feelpinions.
@illchangethis The point, made in a @newscientist editorial once, and by that Welsh cop, is that far more dangerous things are freely sold.
@illchangethis And yet people taking aspirin or driving cars and dying, in far larger numbers, does not giving them a bad name.
“The Mathematical Reason All Hipsters Look the Same†http://t.co/vuj4I7DVNL HT @xntrik
If you want to insert an audio comment into tonight’s “The 9pm Edictâ€, you have until 1800 AEDT todstilgherrian.com/edict/00031/TSrR
Anyway, there’s just a little bit to counter the screechy prohibitionist propaganda on such a lovely spring Monday.
“Is lack of sleep and water giving ecstasy a bad name?†(Feb 2011) http://t.co/QSZg1Ebw0W
Of course, thanks to prohibition, criminals can sell any old shit and call it ecstasy, while cops conflate “overdose†with “poisoningâ€.
Ah yes, “Editorial: Drugs drive politicians out of their minds†from @newscientist (Feb 2009) http://t.co/P0q20BjsnW [$]
Apropos of nothing, obviously: “Top Cop: Ecstasy Is Safer Than An Aspirin†(Jan 2008) http://t.co/r1JxDFilfI
ComfortablySmug I know exactly how you feel, vending machine. pic.twitter.com/lgRoHmMt2r
On top of it.
svndl I admire the indifference to change evidence in Terence Stamp’s refusal to rename himself Terence Metadata.
edbott OH FFS RT @charlesfitz: Cloud conspiracist’s billboard near @amazon campus. pic.twitter.com/q2JzfOdoYE
drearyclocks Hey guys remember when I crammed a croissant between two slices of pizza and called it a sandwich? #goodtimes #foodie
“Solar wins! The grid financial model will collapse within 10 yearsâ€, writes Matthew Wright. http://t.co/Oq3fdNrB6N
@BXGD Well I didn’t go to an American school, so I learned to actually read and write and do arithmetic and stuff.
drearyclocks What if I soaked some bread in potato and leek soup, and then battered and deep-fried that? #foodie
@BXGD “Fake�
RT @thetowncrier: Press release: “The supply of sperm donors in Victoria has dropped by 23% over the past financial year …†Get your hand o…
“The 9pm Edict†would be quicker to produce if I didn’t spend half an hour fucking around finding a specific sound for a 2-second joke.
Everything seems to be proceeding to plan… [Rubs hands together with restrained glee.]
@drearyclocks There’s only one way to find out.
drearyclocks Hey guys if you sprinkle grated cheese into a bowl and microwave lightly when they cool you get chips made of cheese. #foodie
Maybe I should get @drearyclocks to do a cooking segment on “The 9pm Edictâ€.
drearyclocks This one time I put a lasagne and a schnitzel between two slices of white bread.
drearyclocks I once crammed a meat pie full of chicken Twisties. Crunchy meat pie, think about it. #foodie
RT @timClicks: Can you introduce cyberpatriot into the lexicon? I think it will fit in well. [CONSIDER IT DONE.]
“We Would Like To Make The Following Corrections To Our ‘13 Hedgehogs Who Need A Vacation’ List†http://t.co/04McU8AIMO
@jonoabroad Sure.
“Attractive girls from your town challenge your furtive wishes with their true emotions,†apparently.
KetanJ0 “wind farms generate electric-” “THORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMT”
rosshill In 15 minutes #Soyuz will undock from the space station and return to land - watch on nasa.gov/ntv pic.twitter.com/7eHuMNE6Kw
@SnarkyPlatypus You should replace it with the “Neighbours†theme. Everybody needs good neighbours.
@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly only Yahoo!7 went with “cyber-missile†recently, though back in 2010 someone called Stuxnet a “stealth cyber-missileâ€.
Searching for news stories that have used the word “cyber-missileâ€. I may be some time.
leslienassar WTAF are you idiots talking about? Grindr? pic.twitter.com/jTmmaYO3gj
mearesy FM Julie Bishop on an early morning run at the Temple of Heaven, Beijing accompanied by her security detail pic.twitter.com/7WFIZHKjPa
joshgnosis Emails from Tanya Plibersek’s office are now from “Team Tanya”.
@BXGD @lenoretaylor Shoosh.
@SnarkyPlatypus Possibly to prevent having to use their names, to protect privacy. I will pull the judgement later. So to speak.
@explanoit You did. I didn’t realise it was a Skype inbound (which I should have ignored and let it go to voicemail) and not an actual call.
If you wanted to provide an audio comment for “The 9pm Edictâ€, you have until 1800 AEDT todstilgherrian.com/edict/00031/TSrR
RT @jason_a_w: This is a 100% real ad in my local coffee shop pic.twitter.com/Ql19a6gRDb [Look, I know arson is an ugly word, but…]
RT @xntrik: People ARE the worst animals. [Depends how you cook them, surely.]
“Australia told it should aim for 40% cut in greenhouse gases by 2025â€, reports @lenoretaylor. http://t.co/uPVoitz78F
expectproblems Expect a short film from me about otters this afternoon.
@SnarkyPlatypus Je vais expliquer certains questions en rapport avec les lapins. Profitez de la brume de fumée.
“Farmers�
Federal Court judge rules that two gay men were in a “friends with benefits’” situation, not a de facto relationship. http://t.co/qyHmVu3Oop
“CEOs Get Paid Too Much, According to Pretty Much Everyone in the Worldâ€, reports @HarvardBiz https://t.co/QVBWeEAL5l (23 Sep)
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me prépare à éduquer le prolétariat. Et vous?
@expectproblems Reading the COG (continuity of government) plans of any nation tends to get a bit scary. Best not to know.
RT @paintsandsings: @Colvinius If you thought #CEO s were paid way too much,you’re right http://t.co/fd6vpwoJA1 http://t.co/u66fN0lNkP Via …
And yet, @SwiftOnSecurity, all of us are within 5 minutes of death without oxygen. Do we each carry a strategic reserve? Generally not.
SwiftOnSecurity It’s a funny thing, living in peace as we sit on the edge of fire so hot not even bones find a grave.
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: These four letters are called the Letters of last resort. http://t.co/ycThKuXun6
SwiftOnSecurity British nuclear submarine captains are given a sealed letter written by the PM. It contains instructions for the final act of Britain in war
“So Far Feds Have Only Confirmed Seizing 27 ‘Dark Market’ Sites In Operation Onymousâ€, reports @Forbes http://t.co/0cO7DBtKid
RT @kmamas: Hilarious “@conradhackett: Countries Europeans see as trustworthy, arrogant & compassionate
http://t.co/j6tdNY2O7y http://t.co…
@juhasaarinen Plausible deniability when someone finds the NSA’s hooks into it.
@murpharoo @danielhurstbne Ah, yes.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Customer data protection is a corporate social responsibility†http://t.co/Zg4NAJ3aiw
Mon plan: “The 9pm Edict†podcast production; errands, Katoom@5at5dailyaily. That’s a solid day’s work all up.
I think @murpharoo should have put “zingers†in scare quotes just then. Shorten’s alleged jokes are pathetic beyond belief.
murpharoo Shorten really needs to spend less time on zingers and more time on prep. Too often he presents as not across detail.
American ISP Comcast has sent out its one millionth copyright warning. http://t.co/2GulIHGEPF HT @Idealaw
RT @jeamland: I highly recommend traveling with children as a way to relax and enjoy getting to new places. If you’d like to borrow mine, l…
@carolduncan @19bk69 He’s been my GP for nearly 20 years now. We have a certain directness of communication.
@carolduncan @19bk69 Hah. I have replied to my GP’s “How are you?†with “It’s all a bit Bristol 7 today.†It cuts to the chase.
@fieldproducer Oh that really is a bit special. You have made my morning. WHAT you have made it is another question.
fieldproducer ‘wearing red flowers’ is a very depressing Twitter search this morning after One Direction’s appearance on UK Xfactor.
“Anatomically correct.â€pic.twitter.com/6j7eWpr1LbLb
“Hedy Lamarr - actor, inventor, amateur engineerâ€, from ABC @RadioNational http://t.co/Stp0pP29jo HT @abissicus
@abissicus @abcrn @rn Even more whoops, it’@RadioNationalal …
RT @Greybeard3: Canada would be more exciting with herds of Piranhamoose. pic.twitter.com/91J2qXnWr8 [True. It would.]
PanicDots “I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries…” pic.twitter.com/0mVChPYSzr
I know that for some of you it still IS 9 Nov. I can’t help it if you’re on the back end of the planet.
“Remembering Hedy Lamarr, the Hollywood Star Who Helped Make Wi-Fi.†Born 100 years ago yesterday, 9 Nov. http://t.co/0o11Y83ZlE
From @in_focus, “Lichtgrenze 2014: Commemorating the Fall of the Berlin Wall†(15 photos) http://t.co/wy9S7edNp8
@karinakeisler This is what comes from having started in daily radio. You think “a few days ahead†is long-term planning, or laziness.
@leslienassar Nothing. It’s just when I think end-of-year themed things start looking less like opportunistic bullshit.
“The app that would end math homeworkâ€, by @alexismadrigal, his first for @FusionNetwork http://t.co/w9rptbZKxq https://t.co/tkyOEl79oo
Note to All Media and PR: If you suggest doing 2014 retrospectives or 2015 previews of any kind before 15 December, I will laugh.
If you missed what I did last week, or want to know what I’m doing this week, you should read my Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/DodMUSDiRf
Mon plan, draft: “The 9pm Edict†podcast production; errands, Katoom@5at5dailyaily. That’s a solid day’s work all up.
Monday. Just look at yourself. Are you really going to begin your week looking like that? You’re pathetic. Monday.