Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 10th, 2014

You are all arseholes.

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kcarruthers We are all lulzsec now.

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kcarruthers When do we all get our job offers from AFP?

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RT @terencehuynh: Who the fuck makes a stupid correlation like that? [Me, for starters.]

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RT @kcarruthers: Those mini cheeseburgers were a bad idea. [WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?]

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Pleased to have coined the phrased “phallic majesty”.

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“The ‘leader of Lulzsec’ claim made international headlines and bemused security circles.” Well, yes. theregister.co.uk/2014/11/10/aus…

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New podcast: “The 9pm Words, what even are they?” stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/ pic.twitter.com/iMadML9tXv

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RT @darrenpauli: [REG] Aussie feds consider job offer to ‘LulzSec leader’ who wasn’t ow.ly/2Qra3s [Lulwut? Jesus wept.]

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@joshgnosis Ah OK, you’re closer to the current issues than I am. This will be interesting.

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@joshgnosis Perhaps, but I’ve heard of leaks further up the chain. Not screeners, but rough cuts etc.

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@joshgnosis An issue which has not been explored well is the movie industry’s own OPSEC.

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@joshgnosis Movies get pirated during the post-production process, so leaks before the release date are not impossible.

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I am getting the impression I should be glad that I don’t watch television.

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I will now return to my podcast production. I’ll be back when it’s nearly done.

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5at5daily 5at5 number 105: CEO envy, border protection, a Cold War Dyna Soar, a maths-ending app, and Nixon’s tapes re-enacted. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Final reminder: If you want to insert an audio comment into tonight’s “The 9pm Edict”, you have until 1800 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/00031/

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theunfocused Spot the problem here pic.twitter.com/ni9ye7gu6W

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Oh well, back to the pre-production.

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benpobjie Has there been a greater tragedy in Australian history than Frances Abbott breaking her silence?

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@expectproblems Well that’s now “Illuminatus!” started.

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Dismembering a chicken.

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@iain_chalmers Ah, I can’t remember who that was, but I remember it happening. Never let the truth override the narrative.

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It is time to wander into the village and find some lunch and some wine and something I shall need later.

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@alexkidman Who are you and why are you in my Twitters?

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It’s really easy to tell when people haven’t actually read the linked-to material before they bleat their feelpinions.

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@illchangethis The point, made in a @newscientist editorial once, and by that Welsh cop, is that far more dangerous things are freely sold.

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@illchangethis And yet people taking aspirin or driving cars and dying, in far larger numbers, does not giving them a bad name.

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“The Mathematical Reason All Hipsters Look the Same” mic.com/articles/10317… HT @xntrik

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If you want to insert an audio comment into tonight’s “The 9pm Edict”, you have until 1800 AEDT today. stilgherrian.com/edict/00031/

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Anyway, there’s just a little bit to counter the screechy prohibitionist propaganda on such a lovely spring Monday.

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“Is lack of sleep and water giving ecstasy a bad name?” (Feb 2011) newscientist.com/article/mg2092…

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Of course, thanks to prohibition, criminals can sell any old shit and call it ecstasy, while cops conflate “overdose” with “poisoning”.

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Ah yes, “Editorial: Drugs drive politicians out of their minds” from @newscientist (Feb 2009) newscientist.com/article/mg2012… [$]

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Apropos of nothing, obviously: “Top Cop: Ecstasy Is Safer Than An Aspirin” (Jan 2008) mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/t…

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ComfortablySmug I know exactly how you feel, vending machine. pic.twitter.com/lgRoHmMt2r

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svndl I admire the indifference to change evidence in Terence Stamp’s refusal to rename himself Terence Metadata.

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@semibogan You could even say that it was cyberbolic.

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edbott OH FFS RT @charlesfitz: Cloud conspiracist’s billboard near @amazon campus. pic.twitter.com/q2JzfOdoYE

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drearyclocks Hey guys remember when I crammed a croissant between two slices of pizza and called it a sandwich?

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“Solar wins! The grid financial model will collapse within 10 years”, writes Matthew Wright. businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/1…

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@BXGD Well I didn’t go to an American school, so I learned to actually read and write and do arithmetic and stuff.

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drearyclocks What if I soaked some bread in potato and leek soup, and then battered and deep-fried that?

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thetowncrier Press release: “The supply of sperm donors in Victoria has dropped by 23% over the past financial year …” Get your hand on it, dudes.

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“The 9pm Edict” would be quicker to produce if I didn’t spend half an hour fucking around finding a specific sound for a 2-second joke.

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Everything seems to be proceeding to plan… [Rubs hands together with restrained glee.]

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drearyclocks Hey guys if you sprinkle grated cheese into a bowl and microwave lightly when they cool you get chips made of cheese.

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Maybe I should get @drearyclocks to do a cooking segment on “The 9pm Edict”.

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drearyclocks This one time I put a lasagne and a schnitzel between two slices of white bread.

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drearyclocks I once crammed a meat pie full of chicken Twisties. Crunchy meat pie, think about it.

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RT @timClicks: Can you introduce cyberpatriot into the lexicon? I think it will fit in well. [CONSIDER IT DONE.]

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“We Would Like To Make The Following Corrections To Our ’13 Hedgehogs Who Need A Vacation’ List” clickhole.com/article/we-wou…

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“Attractive girls from your town challenge your furtive wishes with their true emotions,” apparently.

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KetanJ0 “wind farms generate electric-” “THORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMTHORIUMT”

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rosshill In 15 minutes will undock from the space station and return to land - watch on nasa.gov/ntv pic.twitter.com/7eHuMNE6Kw

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@SnarkyPlatypus You should replace it with the “Neighbours” theme. Everybody needs good neighbours.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly only Yahoo!7 went with “cyber-missile” recently, though back in 2010 someone called Stuxnet a “stealth cyber-missile”.

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Searching for news stories that have used the word “cyber-missile”. I may be some time.

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leslienassar WTAF are you idiots talking about? Grindr? pic.twitter.com/jTmmaYO3gj

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mearesy FM Julie Bishop on an early morning run at the Temple of Heaven, Beijing accompanied by her security detail pic.twitter.com/7WFIZHKjPa

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joshgnosis Emails from Tanya Plibersek’s office are now from “Team Tanya”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Possibly to prevent having to use their names, to protect privacy. I will pull the judgement later. So to speak.

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@explanoit You did. I didn’t realise it was a Skype inbound (which I should have ignored and let it go to voicemail) and not an actual call.

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If you wanted to provide an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”, you have until 1800 AEDT today. stilgherrian.com/edict/00031/

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RT @jason_a_w: This is a 100% real ad in my local coffee shop pic.twitter.com/Ql19a6gRDb [Look, I know arson is an ugly word, but…]

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RT @xntrik: People ARE the worst animals. [Depends how you cook them, surely.]

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“Australia told it should aim for 40% cut in greenhouse gases by 2025”, reports @lenoretaylor. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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expectproblems Expect a short film from me about otters this afternoon.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je vais expliquer certains questions en rapport avec les lapins. Profitez de la brume de fumée.

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Federal Court judge rules that two gay men were in a “friends with benefits’” situation, not a de facto relationship. news.com.au/national/queen…

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“CEOs Get Paid Too Much, According to Pretty Much Everyone in the World”, reports @HarvardBiz hbr.org/2014/09/ceos-g… (23 Sep)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me prépare à éduquer le prolétariat. Et vous?

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@aggerchez @murpharoo Well that would certainly make Shorten more interesting.

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@expectproblems Reading the COG (continuity of government) plans of any nation tends to get a bit scary. Best not to know.

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paintsandsings @Colvinius If you thought s were paid way too much,you’re right blogs.hbr.org/2014/09/ceos-g… pic.twitter.com/u66fN0lNkP Via @zbahs @conradhackett

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And yet, @SwiftOnSecurity, all of us are within 5 minutes of death without oxygen. Do we each carry a strategic reserve? Generally not.

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SwiftOnSecurity It’s a funny thing, living in peace as we sit on the edge of fire so hot not even bones find a grave.

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SwiftOnSecurity These four letters are called the Letters of last resort. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_o…

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SwiftOnSecurity British nuclear submarine captains are given a sealed letter written by the PM. It contains instructions for the final act of Britain in war

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“So Far Feds Have Only Confirmed Seizing 27 ‘Dark Market’ Sites In Operation Onymous”, reports @Forbes forbes.com/sites/katevint…

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kmamas Hilarious “@conradhackett: Countries Europeans see as trustworthy, arrogant & compassionate

economist.com/blogs/graphicd… pic.twitter.com/RpXA7YLo2v

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@juhasaarinen Plausible deniability when someone finds the NSA’s hooks into it.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Customer data protection is a corporate social responsibility” zdnet.com/customer-data-…

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Mon plan: “The 9pm Edict” podcast production; errands, Katoomba; @5at5daily. That’s a solid day’s work all up.

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I think @murpharoo should have put “zingers” in scare quotes just then. Shorten’s alleged jokes are pathetic beyond belief.

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murpharoo Shorten really needs to spend less time on zingers and more time on prep. Too often he presents as not across detail.

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American ISP Comcast has sent out its one millionth copyright warning. torrentfreak.com/comcast-sent-1… HT @Idealaw

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jeamland I highly recommend traveling with children as a way to relax and enjoy getting to new places. If you’d like to borrow mine, let me know.

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@carolduncan @19bk69 He’s been my GP for nearly 20 years now. We have a certain directness of communication.

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@carolduncan @19bk69 Hah. I have replied to my GP’s “How are you?” with “It’s all a bit Bristol 7 today.” It cuts to the chase.

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@fieldproducer Oh that really is a bit special. You have made my morning. WHAT you have made it is another question.

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fieldproducer ‘wearing red flowers’ is a very depressing Twitter search this morning after One Direction’s appearance on UK Xfactor.

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“Hedy Lamarr - actor, inventor, amateur engineer”, from ABC @RadioNational abc.net.au/radionational/… HT @abissicus

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RT @Greybeard3: Canada would be more exciting with herds of Piranhamoose. pic.twitter.com/91J2qXnWr8 [True. It would.]

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PanicDots “I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries…” pic.twitter.com/0mVChPYSzr

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I know that for some of you it still IS 9 Nov. I can’t help it if you’re on the back end of the planet.

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“Remembering Hedy Lamarr, the Hollywood Star Who Helped Make Wi-Fi.” Born 100 years ago yesterday, 9 Nov. gizmodo.com/5866310/this-1…

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From @in_focus, “Lichtgrenze 2014: Commemorating the Fall of the Berlin Wall” (15 photos) theatlantic.com/infocus/2014/1…

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@karinakeisler This is what comes from having started in daily radio. You think “a few days ahead” is long-term planning, or laziness.

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@leslienassar Nothing. It’s just when I think end-of-year themed things start looking less like opportunistic bullshit.

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“The app that would end math homework”, by @alexismadrigal, his first for @FusionNetwork fusion.net/story/25433/th… photomath.net

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Note to All Media and PR: If you suggest doing 2014 retrospectives or 2015 previews of any kind before 15 December, I will laugh.

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If you missed what I did last week, or want to know what I’m doing this week, you should read my Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/23…

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Mon plan, draft: “The 9pm Edict” podcast production; errands, Katoomba; @5at5daily. That’s a solid day’s work all up.

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Monday. Just look at yourself. Are you really going to begin your week looking like that? You’re pathetic. Monday.

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