RT @diginomica: Microsoft CEO’s keynote was of note, but hardly key to the futurdlvr.it/7TpGTHi#ensws#diginomicaca [Oh dear.]
Still another 25 minutes on his train. This is way past when I should be struggling to get to sleep.
@smperris Thank you.
“The 9pm Words, what even are they?â€, being a podcast, on my website. https://t.co/AtHUdXsvLO Or on SoundCloud. http://t.co/ebgOLznheh
@semibogan Part of me wants to click through and see what they next stage of the con is, but maybe it’s just one step to Blackhole.
@drsimmo Who are we to doubt his word?
@semibogan @zdnetaustralia Well, me too.
“Change your blood, change your life.” pic.twitter.com/LWgxo1rWEG
@semibogan @zdnetaustralia I think it’s my job. Or a side effect of my job.
@semibogan @zdnetaustralia And it’s in the cloud, so that’s even better.
@semibogan @zdnetaustralia How can it be ugly? Drupal is written in PHP, which means it’s web scale.
@monsieurpotts Hmmm. I haven’t been to the theatre in ages.
@semibogan @zdnetaustralia Oh leave it alone. It’s just a baby.
@kcarruthers @chieftech That’s just weird. He was at the same lunch as I was today. I wrote about it too. #gov2au
@monsieurpotts I have not, I don’t think.
@kcarruthers @chieftech “Strikes deal”? The thing went live yesterday! Julian must be on drugs. #gov2au
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government Drupal-based CMS goes live” http://t.co/8Kubx7uZMy it’s called govCMS. http://t.co/sP6ksLh1Rf
MissPotkin Broken Britain. pic.twitter.com/PQ731v5sAD
@JamColley I’m sure it does.
@monsieurpotts @5at5 Or even for @5at5daily… ;) Thanks.
RT @paulwallbank The beauty of attending media events with @stilgherrian is you can blame him for all the bacchanalian excesses. [Bah.]
RT @MsCastan: This important chart was via @profsarahj “References to goats vs. Llamas on social media http://t.co/3we2NJ1iUB http://t.co/O…
The 2218 Lithgow service will arrive at Wentworth Falls at 0007. Wonderful.
I won’t name names, but they know who they are.
Certain people have been at the tequila, and the phrase “party on” was mentioned. No, I’m out of here.
@nicchristensen Maybe he just spent 30 hours that first time. #fumblethumbs
@katie18O @stufromoz No really. In my case, well, I watch very little TV and zero sport, so no clue.
@katie18O @stufromoz It probably says more about the table of tech journos I was at, but none of us had any idea..
Changing launches.
Who is this Erin person we have as MC? Is there a Shazam for B-list celebrities? instagram.com/p/vQNmdpiFnN/
@CaseyBriggs Yep, their research says up to 150 times per day.
The @Huawei Mate 7 will be available in Australia on 17 Nov, rrp $699 for gold colour, 32GB.
This is the man who made that claim. instagram.com/p/vQMtYyCFkp/
The chap is telling us that we spend 30 hours per year unlocking our phones.
@expectproblems In theory I’m going straight from the @Huawei launch to the @audible_com launch.
It’ll need the 4100mAh battery to power the 8+1 cores. instagram.com/p/vQMMnMCFjc/
Highest body count instagram.com/p/vQL8YQCFir/
For some reason Instagram is removing the @ from my tweets. I feel soiled.
The huawei Mate 7 beams in from the outer regions… loudly. instagram.com/p/vQLsOTCFh7/
Listening to the managing director. instagram.com/p/vQLJ37CFv7/
Up and to the right… instagram.com/p/vQKyeUiFuq/
Erin who?
Making it possible, apparently. instagram.com/p/vQKSy8iFtQ/
At the huawei launch at The Star. instagram.com/p/vQG5PICFi9/
The looming of Barangaroo. instagram.com/p/vQDP4tiFm8/
Thinking about “Logan’s Run” for the second time today. instagram.com/p/vQDCQ5CFmV/
@drearyclocks It will happen when you least expect it.
Right. Time to walk to The Star.
RT @cjjosh: “No, no, don’t tell me. Your name will come to me.†#APEC http://t.co/a1v0amfp3S
@stufromoz Asia, it’s all the same.
@AGFchairman Indeed it is.
The word you are looking for is “punkah wallahâ€.
Can someone just slap @drearyclocks to see if that will make it stop.
Now, will I last both the @Huawei launch and the @audible_com launch, as well as the journey back up the hill? This will be interesting.
@jturner_ibrs @petedavo_au @ABCNews24 “Stream,†eh?
saladinahmed Pumpkin Spice Long Pig
@AGFchairman Sounds… dreadful*. Keep up the good work.
@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus I can’t tell you that. You are not the correct public.
@SnarkyPlatypus It is. The recent development is called “summerâ€.
_youhadonejob I’d love to know the story behind this sign. pic.twitter.com/Dapj7Y6rbr
captainbrown Best typo ever “@ANUasiapacific: Launching tonight; new Centre of Gravity report warns of real treat of nuclear war in North Asia…
@SnarkyPlatypus The place with the corner.
RT @jturner_ibrs: Oh come on, Australia. No wait! pic.twitter.com/UyUd5Sa6HZ [So is it containerised, or do they use a bulk carrier?]
@marcuskelson @SenatorLudlam I think that’s an excellent beginning, yes.
Jugs of sangria, $18. This has been a public service announcement.
Maybe, @marcuskelson, we should all send @SenatorLudlam suggestions for images he can use in his Tindr profile.
marcuskelson the reinvention of @SenatorLudlam pic.twitter.com/c11f6JdA4h
@dobes Do let me know when the hate mail starts.
@NewtonMark It hadn’t actually left the ground yet, is my understanding.
@dobes Oh, no, I was just using its name ’cos it wasn’t in the headline. I hadn’t even thought about capital letters.
@dobes And I care about this much:
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government Drupal-based CMS goes live” http://t.co/8Kubx7uZMy it’s called govCMS. http://t.co/sP6ksLh1Rf
SenatorLudlam twitter stahp i’m trying to concentrate
bairdjulia Tonight counterinsurgency expert David Kilcullen joins #thedrum to explain how he thinks we should fight IS - and how we stuffed up in 2003.
@vealmince Thank you.
RT @5at5daily: 5at5 number 106: Kiwi grief, Mars grief, hipsters, the N-word, and the gay-led tight pants conspiracy revealed. http://t.co/…
@jturner_ibrs Wherever you are right now, don’t let me near the place, or I will set fire to it to save our species.
“Net discrimination horse has already boltedâ€, writes @joshgnosis on Net Neutrality. http://t.co/T4iXGeKux8
Need a commute listen? “The 9pm Words, what even are they?â€, on my website. https://t.co/AtHUdXsvLO Or on SoundCloud. http://t.co/ebgOLznheh
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. Now to wrap up @5at5daily.
The Acquia / @AusGovCTO lunch is about to begin. instagram.com/p/vPbck-CFh-/
@LexiMetherell As you may have guessed, that’s a “No†for today, sorry.
@chrisjrn @__get__ Oh that reminds me, I haven’t posted this semester’s updated version yet. Maybe on the weekend. This week is insane.
En route to a lunch briefing with @AusGovCTO.
The minute of silence will be more like the minute of roaring crane engines. instagram.com/p/vPKtpdiFqJ/
@peterzmedia Why thank you, and likewise.
paulkidd In the event of a nuclear strike, everyone go to Bondi Junction. pic.twitter.com/eci7SAGAWC
paulkidd We’re all going to die! pic.twitter.com/ei9pB7aBHz
Considering the subtleties of lava.
ClickHole You think differently about stuff now. Because of her eyes. clickhole.com/r/1360tsd pic.twitter.com/d1hH0NnB6q
Oh well, I’ve deleted my tweet, though that doesn’t delete the image.
@SnarkyPlatypus Je commence à devenir fan de la lave.
I wonder whose phone number that is at the top of that screenshot frm @KetanJ0.
@SnarkyPlatypus The key word here is “smother”.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je résous tous les problèmes du monde. Et vous?
leslienassar Like a kidnapper waving a gun at your friends, ‘welcoming’ you to join him MT @BuzzFeedOz: Facebook welcomed 500,000,000th user to Messenger
Here is the original Kaspersky Lab report on that DarkHotel operation. (PDF) https://t.co/XYPAK7dMP3
Ah no, it’s OK now. It was as I thought, a network glitch because physics. Everything is perfectly safe now. Hahahaha. No it’s not.
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/vPDdAdCFqW/
Oh, yeah, and if you don’t know what that means, you probably shouldn’t click on that link just yet.
In that Ars Technica story I just tweeted, the link to the Kaspersky report at securelist.com yielded a bad-certificate error. You?
This “DarkHotel” hacking operation looks both big and scary. Also, probably just one of many. http://t.co/wuqSUevz6l
RT @NewtonMark: There is nothing in this article that isn’t bullshit. I hope NSW police spend hundreds of millions on a trial. http://t.co/…
That photo from APEC I posted earlier seems to have been a Rorschach test. All manner of feels are being projected. You special people, you.
“You Are Not So Smart†has a whole podcast episode on the Dunning-Kruger Effect, with an actual David Dunning. http://t.co/r2kKQD0F46
“The 9pm Words, what even are they?â€, on my website now. https://t.co/AtHUdXsvLO Or on SoundCloud. http://t.co/ebgOLznheh
@SpaceKidette I shall leave that as an exercise for the reader. It’s an easy question, though, so only worth two marks.
I see that @mearesy is helping* with the narrative again. pic.twitter.com/VLOtYkczir
It arrives instagram.com/p/vO8AioCFr9/
OH, older woman: “Are you doing your Christmas shopping?†Another woman, NY accent: “No. There are some benefits to being Jewish.”
Drizzle instagram.com/p/vO6IclCFr2/
Mobile.
RT @glengyron: Last night’s suit… “@pmharper: Breakfast meeting with the Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott. #cdnpoli http://t.co/pVM…
Tue plan: 0755 train to Sydney; 11/11; 1200 @AusGovCTO lunch; write for @zdnetaustralia; @Huawei, @audible_com launches; late train back.
Cyber Blowout! Ping @gattaca! pic.twitter.com/Qzyta4ATX9
This stuff is basically a free gift to comedians globally. APEC, or Arsehats Pictured for Extensive Comedy.
I assume the colour coding is “goodies†versus “baddiesâ€, so Crusader Rabbit can keep track of what’s going on.
This is like a Reverse Logan’s Run. The elderly lizard people have killed all signs of Youthpic.twitter.com/iohlvGjsKGKG
Oh dear God, what fresh hell is this? Earth, the self-trolling planet. pic.twitter.com/zC4MaQQFNO
RT @paulwallbank: The nightmare on telco street: Obama seeks to declare the Internet a utility whitehouse.gov/net-neutrality [HAHAHAHAHAHA!]
rooreynolds “rage quilt”
It appears that Sydney’s hotels are pretty heavily booked, which would be down to the fact that Sydney is a fucked-up city.
“The 9pm Words, what even are they?†is also on SoundCloud, like all the others. https://t.co/1IIQpGfPkk
Last night this podcast happened: “The 9pm Words, what even are they?stilgherrian.com/edict/00032/spic.twitter.com/iMadML9tXv9tXv
Tue plan, draft: Train to Sydney; 11/11; 1200 @AusGovCTO lunch; write for @zdnetaustralia; @Huawei launch; @audible_com launch; return/stay.
Tuesday. Every single misery that you endured yesterday will now be repeated, and you will still get it wrong. Tuesday.