Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 4th, 2015

@yinettesys Yeah I was thinking that, but figured if anyone was dumb enough to follow the link then Darwinism.

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OK, maybe I’m making connections that aren’t there. Mother.

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“These words make chicks horny?” pic.twitter.com/xNJdxLSAI9

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jdan It’s actually pretty simple, <tr> for table row, <td> for table dolumn.

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@BundyB I couldn’t possibly comment. For legal reasons. And laughter.

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@LapTop006 Oh, I don’t know them. I’ll have to look them up. Ta.

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RT @PointZeroOne: @stilgherrian you’re still a thing? [Fuck no. I haven’t been a thing since 1991.]

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@CreetureNZ Oh I was improvising. I hadn’t planned to go there, but the opportunity presented etc.]

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RT @BundyB: @stilgherrian But is Jason Silva still a thing? [Jesus fuck what is wrong with you?]

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Tony Abbott is still a th… no, that’s just too easy. We know he isn’t. Everyone knows that except him.

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SSL is still a thing?

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Peter Jackson is still a thing?

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Russell Crowe is still a thing?

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RT @glengyron: John Howard to make a come back? pic.twitter.com/0vC2c6Zxhn [I never grow tired of this image…]

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BlogsofWar ISIS vs the Kardashians - google.com/trends/explore…

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Typogrophical errors.

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@BlogsofWar Well played. Enjoy the hate mail. ;)

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BlogsofWar ISIS vs…well, it’s not even a contest - google.com/trends/explore…

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BlogsofWar Sure ISIS is sort of a big deal. They’re not Katy Perry famous though - google.com/trends/explore…

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Please be let boss microchip you so use photocopier yes win for humanity doubleplusgood. bbc.com/news/technolog…

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RT @jeamland: Haven’t been this drunk since PyCon AU 2012. [So, in summary, your life is a failure.]

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@R_Chirgwin @jodiem I agree about the “habituation to things that increase risk”, or even “things whose risk profile we don’t understand”.

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“Bent Spoontits.”

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@mattdasilva @AttardMon @firstdogonmoon Pinot Grigio is the white wine varietal of some fashionable attention.

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@jodiem @R_Chirgwin I believe this is what you’re referring to. “Why tweeting my movements isn’t a safety risk” stilgherrian.com/internet/why-t…

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@AttardMon @firstdogonmoon Ain’t just. Gobsmackingly good word, Dog. [Bows.]

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian infosec budgets are probably wrong: Deloitte” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“The thoroughly humiliating and extremely satisfying demise of Tony Abbott”, by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@GreenJ It’s a favourite working spot.

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@dobes @glengyron Yeah, there’s some pretty words people in that list.

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@dobes And yet they still let me in. Funny old world.

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I’m in the corner, if anyone wants me.

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cxi “This product requires Java” Thanks, why don’t you just install a virus on my machine and get it over with?

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No, I think it’s safer if I just pretend that I didn’t even see the word “clockchicken” because I really don’t understand.

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@NewtonMark Sounds… both fascinating and moderately bearable.

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@dobes “I cack. You cack. We all cack when it’s ICAC.”

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Independent. Commission. Against. Corruption. Four words to cheer up every Australian journalist.

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“ICAC launches public inquiry into Sydney uni IT manager”, writres @achanthadavong, so there’s that. zdnet.com/article/icac-l…

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TrendsAustralia ‘overdosing’ & ‘schadenfreude’ are now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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Clockchicken? FFS what new hell is this?

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RT @kcarruthers: This is rather funny if you have a database or several howfuckedismydatabase.com [Funny and quite* accurate.]

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@NewtonMark “Here”? I should start sulking now, shouldn’t I.

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randlight Peta Credlin overrules Health Minister Sussan Ley’s pick for chief of staff theage.com.au/federal-politi… via @theage leaks coming thick& fast now

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RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian Sit on a beach in the Caribbean? [Excellent idea. What’s the range of your aircraft again?]

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RT @CosmicRami: @stilgherrian wine. [Yes, yes, but what else?]

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RT @wolfcat: @stilgherrian Admit if you have been contacted by Turnbull or not. [I have not been contacted by Turnbull or his staff today.]

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Story files for @zdnetaustralia. What else do I need to do today?

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firstdogonmoon Has Tony Abbott been liberated to pursue other opportunities yet?

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In the corner, writing.

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DocEvatt All I can say is thank God Philip Ruddock isn’t alive to see this.

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Picketer Turnbull reminds me of a line I saw on on “Centrist” Dems v GOP mainstream: want the same big-bank utopia but with gay marriage & bike lanes

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So the Liberal Party’s plan today is to prove they’re not as dirty and vindictive as Labor by being dirty and vindictive. Well done.

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It would seem that my tweets since about 0845 AEDT have all been jumbled up, out of order, some appearing up to three hours late.

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I offer to the Liberal Party this brief instructional video. youtu.be/sUEvtEYfsd0

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Hmmm. Barber closed. Disappoint.

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Deloiite guys refer to “World’s Biggest Data Breaches” graphic, now out of date with several Sony hacks etc. informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations…

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@jturner_ibrs I just asked. There will be some comments coming on why the conversation in Australia is different.

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And we’re about to begin this 90-minute briefing… instagram.com/p/yqFFd7iFk7/

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Tweets are arriving late and out of timetable order.

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One hour until the Full Moon, at 1009 AEDT.

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Sydney Central station.

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You challenge, Dear Liberal Party, is to put lipstick on a rabbit. Or something. Dunno where I’m going with this. Too busy laughing.

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@chris23 That reminds me, I need to renew my US visa, I think. Thank you.

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Dear Liberal MPs, remind me again which one of these Rabbitribute trends you reckon is a winner for you. essentialvision.com.au/leader-attribu…

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Crusader Rabbit must be applying the stopped-clock principle of rhetoric.

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Rabbit Logic: What I am saying isn’t working. I had better keep saying it over and over again, no matter what the question or audience.

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RitaPanahi Sweet Jesus! Talkback caller on @3AW693 just said that Lambie “should’ve been drowned in a bucket…”

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Ah, so Crusader Rabbit is now going to repeat all of his soundbites again, but this time to Ray Hadley? That will be so interesting*.

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Making a mistake with a sausage.

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RT @paulkidd: Is it wrong of me to hope there’s a and that Tony wins by one vote again? [Not at all. It’d be hilarious.]

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Why is Peter Dutton?

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@jplonie @PacketNetworks Maybe I should change my profile to “Live life to the full.”

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Entering Sydney through Thaitown. instagram.com/p/yp6RbACFlb/

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“Cellphone selfies probably played part in fatal Colorado air crash”, reports @guardian theguardian.com/world/2015/feb…

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Jason_Spacey David Cameron says the Houses of Parliament is half like a museum, half like a church and half like a school. I’m no mathematician, but….

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evanderkoogh Are you Tinder or OkCupid?! RT @MaxCRoser: Tinder really disrupted the online dating market

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RT @PacketNetworks: @stilgherrian You should never go full Hunter. [Because… ?]

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I gather that Crusader Rabbit didn’t adopt my Modest Proposal from last night. That’s a shame. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@cefiar I have that perception too, but I also know that without actual data my perception could be wrong.

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TraceySpicer Thank God Tony Abbott’s going: this is the last time I’m doing the bloody ironing. pic.twitter.com/h6m8lUF7up

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moir_alan MOIR CARTOON Looks at Turnbull pic.twitter.com/weZ8wC4FFr

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Wed plan: 0706 train to Sydney (happening); haircut; 1030 Deloitte briefing; lunch (where?); write for @zdnetaustralia; @5at5daily; return.

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RT @murpharoo Valued colleagues Wednesday. [Shouldn’t take long then.]

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@vealmince From the photos, it looks like that’s the case. But who can tell in this age of ‘shopping?

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@trentyarwood In my case it’s whether I’m using phone more (Plume, Android), iPad (TweetBot) or MacBook Pro (Janetter, now TweetDeck).

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@sleepingdingo We have fixed term elections in NSW, so yes.

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@trentyarwood My understanding is that that coincides with a change to Twitter’s API?

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RT @prestontowers @stilgherrian So is Roza - but then, living in Warrimoo is a touch suspicious. [Warrimoo is not an actual place.]

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@elisedavidson Well, the election is 28 March. The Labor folk said “seven weeks”. Is this just another Labor lie?

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Plume and Twitter do not seem to play well together when I’m flipping between 3G and 4G networks on a moving train.

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Gwyntaglaw @stilgherrian Those Lawsonites have no idea of the needs of Upper Mountaineers, with their louche mid-Mountains ways and their extra sleep

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Heading eastward down the mountains. The train windows are as pristine as usual. pic.twitter.com/n5fyz8haki

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@garystark Why yes, they were. Or at least one was. I can’t remember what the other was wearing.

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TumblrTXT i need a sugar daddy who will buy me designer clothes and cool makeup and never touch me

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@garystark True. But these two looked pretty old school card-carrying types.

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fanfiction_txt For the last time, SpongeBob is not gay, but if that’s what you believe then go ahead.

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@garthk Yeah but the is a whole different beast. Same rolling stock, different… everything else.

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@joannejacobs I find it both productive and restful, usually the former.

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“Trish Doyle is one of us,” apparently. pic.twitter.com/8wIi1w59LR

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“Operatives” is a bit strong. Enthusiastic local Labor members is a more appropriate phrase.

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Seven weeks until NSW state election. Today there’s two Labor operatives handing out leaflets at Wentworth Falls station.

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Almost ready for my first Wentworth Falls to Sydney and return single-day commute for 2015. Fortunately I did only 25 in 2014.

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@PaulAnnett I will apportion blame appropriately then, thank you.

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Wed plan, draft: 0706 train to Sydney; haircut; 1030 Deloitte briefing; lunch (who? where?); write for @zdnetaustralia; @5at5daily; return.

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Wednesday. It will be a battle for survival, and everybody will be a loser. Wednesday.

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