I’m knackered. Bed calls.
Ross_Greenwood Roof comes off apartment & lands on rail tracks nr Mt Druitt #storm #sparks @MoneyNewsShow @2GB873 pic.twitter.com/xYykJotZkj
@lukehopewell @MarkDiStef God is clearly punishing you for something.
“Prejudicks.”
@lukehopewell @MarkDiStef A loveable arsehat, obviously.
RT @lukehopewell: WHICH IS IT SYDNEY @stilgherrian @MarkDiStef pic.twitter.com/7fC5Kni1nl [Um, I’m 100km from Sydney, Luke. Arsehat.]
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @mpesce This NSW state election looks like trying to pick a winner in a Queensland pub cane toad race.
We seem to have missed that storm. pic.twitter.com/jDpv5jE36P
RT @newsbanks: Caption this. pic.twitter.com/0MRxn5uX33 [“I’m with Stupid.â€]
Oh. That’s right. Luke Foley is the NSW Labor leader. I’d assumed, from is delivery, he was some upper-house preferences scoop.
This TVC for Luke Foley, whoever he is, is as dull as all fuck.
@GlenWDuncan @MuleSoft Oh yeah, some of them too.
Well there’s my set of idle out-the-train-window shots for today.
Green Van instagram.com/p/0FETScCFh5/
Westward instagram.com/p/0FD5FOCFhh/
Electric clouds instagram.com/p/0FDt2ziFha/
Electric droplets instagram.com/p/0FDmV5CFhX/
Light rain on the train, with light instagram.com/p/0FDLgoCFhK/
SandraEckersley In discussion for @BBC_WHYS with @sangpillai @mirandadevine @FarrellPF @lydia_shelly at Museum of Contemporary Art. pic.twitter.com/lA5Xlb0LeS
@juhasaarinen I hope so. It might perk me up.
My lack of sleep last night is catching up with me. I can barely keep awake on the train.
R_Chirgwin The government *is* being run like the NBN. Dismantle achievements, back away from the future, blame Labor and deny anything’s wrong.
Crossing the Nepean, again instagram.com/p/0E-kDMCFuS/
@michaelneale I suspect it’ll all be over by the time I get back up the hill.
Cloudfront, Kingswood instagram.com/p/0E97GjiFt8/
@BlogsofWar True enough. This brownie, well, I just watched it continue on its way. It was utterly uninterested in me.
@BlogsofWar Hah! I’m the opposite. How I stood so close to such a massively dangerous snake is beyond me.
@BlogsofWar He or she is a baby Eastern Brown, about 800mm long. And adult is 1.5 to 2m or more. http://t.co/E5CuTNadNg
@BlogsofWar Yeah, both snakes and spiders. Did you see my little friend from Sunday? pic.twitter.com/Wd63S7stEe
Yeah, storms forming in the west instagram.com/p/0E7cIuiFsM/
If not storms approaching, then definitely rain, yeah? instagram.com/p/0E7DfwCFsD/
Storms approaching? instagram.com/p/0E6zHniFr7/
“Turnbull argues government should be run like NBNâ€, writes @joshgnosis http://t.co/1UQvg1xtSp #governmenttothenode
@BlogsofWar Don’t we all.
“Lifestyle choices of the rich and racistâ€, by @firstdogonmoon http://t.co/BTXhtXeFf9
@BlogsofWar Yeah, I’d detected a certain perfectionist streak… ;)
@BlogsofWar I’m looking forward to it. Though your technical production was perfectly fine, which is why I hadn’t commented yet.
@BlogsofWar Hey no problem! I’m way behind in listening to your podcast, but hope to catch up soon.
5at5 number 159: Hillary Clinton’s email, snow tanks, shitphones, fixers, and mission control for cities. http://t.co/WzTGoIPeWX
RT @michaelneale: how good are the #purpletoilets when they are properly cleaned - its like a party in there. Shiny. [Agreed! #purpletrain]
“Taxpayers Forced To Fund Lifestyle Choice Of Certain Australians†http://t.co/WIwXxX8m7l
The 1651 #purpletrain is ready for departure instagram.com/p/0E2xiPCFov/
@elronxenu @virag064 It’s probably best not to launch into a critique without the context of his comment. That’ll follow some time soon.
Circular Quay station instagram.com/p/0EvITICFhf/
@AtomicMPC I would never collude. However some consorting might have been involved.
@rebeccacaroe @Channel4 Interesting. Things will have changed a lot in five years.
@virag064 Yeah, he made a good point about wasting time farting about with VMs, adding a whole layer of complexity to their operations.
@mpesce Fishy fishy fish fish.
Journalism instagram.com/p/0EnvpaCFpX/
Circular Quay instagram.com/p/0EndHQiFo9/
The Queen sitting in the Sun instagram.com/p/0EnX-4iFo4/
The rough end of the pineapple up Queen Victoria’s aft end instagram.com/p/0EmiuhiFn0/
There’s apparently no-one else on the planet is doing this API-based broadcast operation like Fox Sports Australia, they believe.
“We’ve outgrown VMs,” says Fox Sports Australia CTO Michael Tomkins instagram.com/p/0EiKPgiFic/
Michael Tomkins, CTO of Fox Sports Australia, is giving us a marvellous picture of how new technology is transforming how they do media.
Twice-cooked pork belly, braised lentils, buttered savoy cabbage and cider apple relish instagram.com/p/0Ef2e6CFu9/
Creamy fish, mussel, leek and potato chowder finished with prawn oil instagram.com/p/0Ec-M0iFrP/
So @MuleSoft says they’re getting a new customer in Australia every week.
Jonathan Stern, @MuleSoft’ regional VP, introduces the company to cynical Australian journalists. pic.twitter.com/6wiG9aNb5w
The @MuleSoft l(a)unch begins… instagram.com/p/0EaaYKiFm3/
@ncoghlan_dev @OaaSvc @tony_surtees Thanks, all, I’ll have a look through these comments later up.
We mast be having lunch here… instagram.com/p/0EV__niFgp/
Sealy slutting, Sydney Harbour instagram.com/p/0EUQVjCFtl/
Sealy slutting. pic.twitter.com/NoFvHztzR6
Sails, obligatory. pic.twitter.com/lsa9I4yHmL
What a big Queen! pic.twitter.com/pphYuBk2om
I’ve arrived at Circular Quay half an hour early, so I might see if the seal is in.
@OaaSvc I’ve been touching upon the ‘Silicon Valley is not God’ theme for some time, and@tony_surteesurtees said some words.
@OaaSvc One of the things I was going to link to was an earlier column about George Westinghouse.
@OaaSvc Nothing major, but it’d take a few pars to explain them. I’ll save them for another time.
Arriving at Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/0EMT1jCFg9/
@OaaSvc Thanks. I actually forgot to include a couple key points in my argument, so it’s good to know it survived.
@oberonsghost Well not in the first round, obviously.
@TristanRayner I’m bound to have a thought sooner or later.
oberonsghost Abbott’s cabinet is more of a toolshed, really.
Days since Crusader Rabbit has said some arsehat thing: [0]
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/0EGmW4CFot/
@TristanRayner Ah, that’s not me, not my recent RT either. That line has been kicking around for a couple years, I think. True, though.
guardianstyle Capitalising it will only encourage them. RT @davidfirn Does anyone except the government think government is a proper noun, @guardianstyle?
@TristanRayner I’ll look back. I’ve been meaning to gather my thought on the topic and reflect.
@TristanRayner I don’t recall anything specific, but it sounds like the sort of thing I’d do. It’s a continuing theme.
Per Ruby on Rails ad Astra.
mpesce $500M for 50K workers could mean $10K/worker retraining.
Or we could just piss it away keeping the doors open.
#lifestylechoices
Warrimoo, which consists solely of this fence and that pole thing instagram.com/p/0EETgTCFlC/
@oberonsghost WE CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING MORE TO BURN LET ME SHOW YOU.
@will_ock Has anyone done “Coal: The Musical†yet?
@SnarkyPlatypus It feels more like the 45th book in a Thomas Covenant sequel series.
The coal must flow. He who controls the coal controls the universe.
Crawling past Springwood instagram.com/p/0EDXrkiFjg/
WAITING PATIENTLY AT SPRINGWOOD I KNOW I AM WAITING PATIENTLY BECAUSE THE TRAIN GUARD THANKED ME AND INDEED EVERYONE FOR OUR PATIENCE.
RT @JohnBirmingham: Man. I hope the UN doesn’t lecture me again today. Getting kinda sick of it.
YoungMasterPaul “Words are bullets” and he’s turned the gun on himself.
Approaching Linden in the morning light instagram.com/p/0EBNzyiFgL/
@Steve_Lockstep SHUT UP WILSON AND LOOK AT THE UNICORNS LOOK AT THEM JUST LOOK AT THEM SPARKLE.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “It’s time to disrupt the disruptor pop culture, Australia†http://t.co/rKi3ushF8r
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus I daresay this one will fall foul of the kookaburras before long. They’re smug arsehole birds, but efficient.
@failathon I won’t get in a rant now. I’ll just retweet my thing for the late-risers. ;)
@failathon Startups (as opposed to “new businessesâ€) are all about fast growth, so they end up being all about “the buzzâ€.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s young. Adults are 1.5m to 2m or more. Territorial and aggressive if startled. This one was just wandering through.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh didn’t you see my new friend? A baby Eastern Brown, maybe 800mm long. And very poisonouspic.twitter.com/Wd63S7stEeEe
@portusprince The letter.
#greentrain, so disappoint.
Wed plan: 0824 train to Sydney; research en route; 1145 @MuleSoft briefing, Circular Quay; gap; 1621 return train; @5at5daily; collapse.
@mpesce Put your lenses in before tweeting, I’d suggest. I learned this lesson the hard way.
Still a bit early for snakes instagram.com/p/0D9BwWCFpm/
Approaching the Snake Path instagram.com/p/0D8xXMCFpH/
Forest Greys instagram.com/p/0D7YATCFmu/
Mobile.
@portusprince You’re dignifying that arsehattery with the word Staatsrecht? It makes it sound… thought-through.
@jonoabroad @5at5daily @MuleSoft You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment. Not until lunch is paid for, anyway.
codepo8 Considering taking that advice for my next panel pic.twitter.com/wlMrUfB0O4
WhoIsPM It’s March 11, 2015 at 07:01AM and the current Australian Prime Minister is Tony Abbott.
Letter 47 Republican senators sent to Iran “one of the most plainly stupid things a group of senators has ever done.†http://t.co/Q9WImYx5VR
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “It’s time to disrupt the disruptor pop culture, Australia†http://t.co/rKi3ushF8r
Wed plan, draft: 0824 train to Sydney; work en route; 1145 @MuleSoft briefing, Circular Quay; gap; 1621 return train; @5at5daily; collapse.
Wednesday. You never felt the probe. They’ve become good at their daily task. But one more ounce has been drained from your soul. Wednesday.