Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 21st, 2015

jeffsonstein [free booze!] RT @parisba: cc @cpltalk @desplesda @The_McJones pic.twitter.com/7dV8QrrMYL

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RT @ThangNgo: Spare a thought for the homeless [Even better, give them somewhere warm and dry to sleep, and perhaps breakfast.]

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TumblrTXT Where do I find an aroace platonic datefriend, I am a lonely magical boy in need of hand holding and a cuddle partner for anime binges

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@yinettesys It’s taken me all this time to get that joke. And this worries me absolutely not at all.

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@ataraxite No, I haven’t. To be honest, I have almost zero interest in games of any kind these days.

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@patrickgjackson This is a great disappointment to me. Dear @interfax_news, we really need to see those, erm, beaver shots.

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Finally, “Ponzi Done Right”. That’s what’s been missing for all these years. twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/st…

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“Hey guys, you can’t quit all that ‘big data’ stuff. It’s so yesterday.” pic.twitter.com/f5TKQrv2fS

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shanghaiist Police car collides with Bentley in Shenzhen, driver of cop car flees the scene on foot shst.me/ai4

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Yes, @patrickgjackson is absolutely right. This Russian beaver story is superb. twitter.com/interfax_news/… Translation translate.google.com/translate?sl=r…

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@oliyoung Mother-in-law jokes are the benchmark. Or something. Sigh.

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DMReporter SCIENCE: Can tomatoes cure blindness? Is celery good for your self esteem? Does shoving mashed potato up your arse make you live longer?

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@oliyoung Yes, well, the “Hey these people are weird, let’s see just how weird the are” programs tend not to attract the A-list presenters.

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@joannejacobs Really? I thought Karl Stefanovic’s recent interview with the PM went quite well.

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@RitaElDaghl Might not be that bad. It gets pretty lonely up here.

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@oliyoung Oh dear. “Baz’s Extreme Worlds: Suri Tribe, Ethiopia”… “In probably his biggest challenge yet Baz travels to…” etc.

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@RitaElDaghl Thanks. There’s probably a few exorcists not too far from here, I’d reckon.

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patrickgjackson My tweet of the day (from Russia): “Beaver walks on to avenue in centre of Tomsk” twitter.com/interfax_news/…

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@retrogrrl Oh that’s as handy list, thanks, tho I’m amused that it just asserts things as facts without evidence. Different styles, etc.

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@RitaElDaghl I could stand it, but I don’t have milk. I’ll just ride it out I won’t be that bad, in the scheme of things.

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It’s definitely an alien larva.

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@RitaElDaghl No, that can’t be right. I’m not ageing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s fuck all here that I can use as an antacid.

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RT @swearyanthony: @stilgherrian again? [Look, I know, but this one must be fuckin’ ginormous.]

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Ermph. Just spent the last 15 minutes with the weirdest gastric reflux attack. I think I’ve been infected with some sort of alien larva.

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@iain_chalmers @franksting @will_ock I wouldn’t like to give an opinion on that. I haven’t been more than 20m from the house all day.

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I won’t be talking on ABC @702sydney tonight after all. I’m totally not surprised to have been superseded by the extensive storm coverage.

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@iain_chalmers Ah. I trusted the tweet, but @will_ock did the fact-check. Australian monthly weather stats can have huge variations.

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In the Newcastle/Hunter area, @NSWSES has now logged more than 6500 incident calls, I just heard on @702sydney.

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Dear Newcastle and Sydney, here’s where your weather is coming from. earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/… pic.twitter.com/I5dKxth3vT

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@philspatial @maxious @Ausgrid Oh? I found the low colour contrast to be a bit annoying. YMMV.

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alexkidman Yuck. SES *already* advising people of scum running a (fake) SES Charity Scam. My faith in humanity dips ever lower: facebook.com/NSW.SES/posts/…

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I’ll be talking about piracy website blocking, VPNs and stuff on @702sydney at 2045 AEST. Listenification at abc.net.au/sydney/

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@SnarkyPlatypus They are separate circuits. So the street lights can be turned on and off without affecting the houses.

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@R_Chirgwin @alexkidman Mind you, I’m the one always doing things like trying to hose down the burning car. But it had already exploded.

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@R_Chirgwin @alexkidman I’m not fucking around with trees and a roof, any of which might collapse, no.

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1607WestEgg Are our care homes ready to deal with the fights that’ll break out between residents arguing over who was better, Joy Division or New Order?

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@alexkidman Oh dear. That sounds a tad more than “@R_Chirgwin and a mate” work.

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@Drag0nista Yep, saves all that asking. Tries accessing the site from a dozen-odd locations scattered around the globe.

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@iain_chalmers @will_ock I think you may have misread. Mean annual rainfall is averaged over 1858-2015. The 24 hours to 0900 today was more.

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That’s rather a lot of outages on @Ausgrid’s latest map. pic.twitter.com/yUqggmJOKR

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Wow. @Ausgrid has more than 6000 power lines down across NSW right now, their person just said on @702sydney.

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@snerdish @SnarkyPlatypus It’s not about whether they’re nice or not, it’s that there’s so goddam many of them.

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@rpy Oh yes. That. The pinnacle of western artistic and cultural tradition, and it’s also a clock! What a wonder!

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Meh. There’s nothing important in Hornsby anyway.

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@snerdish @SnarkyPlatypus You skipped your medication today, didn’t you.

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@snerdish @SnarkyPlatypus I went to a protestant school. One with a strong science tradition, as it happens.

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@R_Chirgwin @joshgnosis @MsLods Someone being nicer than Chirgwin? No, that can’t be right.

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I think I said at the end of the last episode that this week’s “The 9pm Edict” would be Tue or Wed? [Checks.] Yes, I did.

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So, once I’ve done a radio spot with ABC @702sydney at around 2045 AEST, I’ll crawl away to stay warm, sleep, and do the podcast tomorrow.

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I won’t be recording “The 9pm Edict” tonight because: 1. rain on the roof is too loud; 2. I’m running late and don’t want to be up so late.

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NewtonMark I think I’m detecting a theme. pic.twitter.com/YW8MkITUGk

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@fredknerks @cathywilcox1 Because it’s the PM’s job to lead and represent the nation every day, not just pop up six weeks before the vote.

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“Netflix sets its prices in relation to local piracy rates”, writes @harrytuckerr news.com.au/technology/hom…

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will_ock Sydney’s mean average rainfall (1858-2015) 127.1mm

Sydney’s rainfall last 24hrs or so: 132.6mm.

That’s why we’re talking about the rain.

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@plumrid @TheSkepticrat I shall do that tomorrow, thank you. Still got so much to do tonight.

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existentialcoms How to draw Jean-Paul Sartre in five easy steps. pic.twitter.com/IloEPkwjEV

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RT @BeauGiles: @rpy what the shit is a vertical spa? [A urinal. See also: Troughman. vocativ.com/culture/lgbt/t…]]

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shanghaiist Watch: Male panda attracts mate by urinating while doing handstand shst.me/ahy

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Well this is awkward… and no@jplonieie, it wasn’t metwitter.com/katiewebb/stat…mr

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mrtonymartin Shouldn’t the Avengers be arriving about now? pic.twitter.com/00uEcz1J5t

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nswpolice Golden Hwy, Whittingham 12pm. This driver was lucky to escape vehicle. Please don’t drive through flood waters. pic.twitter.com/3uJSvcu73h

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@JanJoostBouwman Yeah, that’s the thing with “average” numbers, they hide the extremes.

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5at5 number 167: Robots, Russian homophobes, why yes is no, why The Beatles are fake, and everything dumb gets smart. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@JanJoostBouwman Lulwut? It doesn’t rain in Australia!

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dallaskilponen Waterfront view of the huge seas at Lurline Bay. @smh @photosSMH pic.twitter.com/f23Bbqosj8

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@jonoabroad Thanks. I’ll have a squizz when the moment is ripe.

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TrainLinkNorth remains closed due to adverse weather conditions. Seek alternative transport. . Image: Dungog pic.twitter.com/peCc56I2YT

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BernardKeane That’d be because there’s a storm & a lot of sand? RT @9NewsSyd: “On the beaches it almost feels like you’re in the middle of a sandstorm.”

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EdmondTran RIP in piece :( pic.twitter.com/J5RTgj8Czq

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Right. Time to return to the podcast production. I shall pop back when I’ve reached the next natural break in the process.

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@macleanbrendan I see that you have both a banana peel and a hammer, and would like further instructions.

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@derekbradley @j_hutch I get annoyed with myself when I realise I’ve held on to outdated ideas.

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@derekbradley @j_hutch Indeed. My perceptions came from having enormous mail files os an older machine. Syncing IMAP took too long.

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@derekbradley @j_hutch I was about to say I’d move that out of the inbox to improve performance, then realised that’s not your problem.

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@j_hutch Also, I cherry-pick the emails I know I need to deal with same-day. The rest can sit for days. Meh.

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@j_hutch Yeah, if I get too much of a accumulation I just delete or move to “Filed”. I’ve no obligation to reply to every communication.

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RT @j_hutch “Inbox-zero is the paleo of email. It’s totally arbitrary and requires so much energy.” nationaljournal.com/magazine/inbox… [Cruel but fair.]

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@jonoabroad Thanks. Any kind of feedback is good. It doesn’t have to be program content.

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia Yeah, it’s always easier to plan the man rather than the ball. A least I know what the word “filter” means.

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Planning to send an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”, on Anzac Day or not? You have until 1700 AEST (so, 3 hours). stilgherrian.com/edict/00040/

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Banning VPNs won’t fix streaming video geoblock grief” zdnet.com/article/bannin…

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Right, time for some lunchtime plugging. No, not like that.

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swearyanthony @stilgherrian @glengyron “clap harder if you think jet fuel cant melt steel beams, children!”

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Also, grammar.

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It would be hypocritical of me not support @SBSNews’ use of the hashtag bit.ly/1beUDGO pic.twitter.com/7ulQ8hNvRF

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@glengyron “Tinker Bell and the Chemtrail Cover-Up”

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@glengyron “Tinker Bell and the Overly-Friendly Priest”?

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expectproblems please RT

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@SeanKonkolicsAU @FlyOpineMonkey No I fucking well would not. How very dare you.

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“Why there is so much bullshit: an analysis” withoutbullshit.com/blog/why-there… HT @borrett

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RT @shanghaiist Chinese mobile phone app lets you hire thugs to carry out beatings fb.me/6xk9aYkIX [Excellent. I’ve prepared a list.]

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Current weather at Katoomba: 6.5C windchilled to 2.8C and generally annoying. bmcc.nsw.gov.au/weather/Katoom…

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@DobsonJan @murpharoo Thanks, if you mean me. This writing lark is a curious existence. But I’ve worked in media most of my adult life now.

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@OeterB @JenniHeyes @Optus @RobertIdAu @VirginMobileAus The map shows the New Lambton Heights tower still lit up. You must be on that.

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So Newcastle really is being washed away? @bmillington labels this footage “Dungog (Not yet confirmed)” youtube.com/watch?v=EQQ8D2…

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misszing Ed Miliband has the most heartwarmingly clueless reaction to finding out what yolo means (ht @TimeOutLondon) pic.twitter.com/RRObEHWgVJ

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@murpharoo Heh. You have no idea how powerfully that sentence hit me. It’s a big issue right now.

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@murpharoo Indeed. I find I can do one or the other. The pace-and-think part of the long-form process doesn’t work with live.

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@murpharoo Thanks, I’ll read that tonight. It reminds me that I haven’t done much to improve my workflows for a while.

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Uhoh, Newcastle has lost the @Optus network in the storm. pic.twitter.com/JYzczh7GIt HT @RobertIdAu

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@murpharoo I don’t know how you do that live, as well as the longer think pieces. It’s mixing two paces of work together. That’s hard.

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vogon “yeah man, kids go crazy for this shit” nsa.gov/public_info/me… pic.twitter.com/geYLI3om4w

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, I’m pacing myself. Got @5at5daily out of the way, and stuff.

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snurb_dot_info Oh wow. This could be very, very good… “Asimov’s trilogy to become an HBO series” ow.ly/LSMwZ (HT @socialspace)

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@murpharoo True. And then that’ll be the typo that gets through? No, it’ll be a more embarrassing one.

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@jturner_ibrs So, yes, it is a sulk. Just as I suspected. I know the pain you feel.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Seriously, I’ve spent most of the morning gathering bits and deciding thinking about the subscription strategy.

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With all this talk of “back doors” and “golden keys”, the FBI is starting to sound more like a 1970s gay bathhouse.

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Hmm… I should’ve hashtagged that into the conference stream. I’ll do that now.

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@jturner_ibrs Was that a sulk, James? That sounded like a sulk. It was a sulk, wasn’t it.

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With all this talk of “back doors” and “golden keys”, the FBI is starting to sound more like a 1970s gay bathhouse.

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kels_316 Sydney, Sydney, Sydney. Just admit it’s a potato cake and all this will end.

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@murpharoo Meh. Close enough. Let the subs fix it, right?

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RT @murpharoo: Political journalism is little more thatn theatre criticism theatlantic.com/politics/archi… [Yeah, pretty much.]

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@SilvesterSJ Ain’t there some glorious stupid in there!

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“The ‘Beauty’ of Russian Homophobia”: Lena Klimova posts pics of people with the anti-gay hate mail they send her. globalvoicesonline.org/2015/04/20/the…

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aussietechheads just tried to call @google australia and message says closed for holidays Dec 25,26 & jan1 then hangs up.Must be shitty about the google tax

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“It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” It’s the Internet of Everything! weputachipinit.tumblr.com

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expectproblems It sure is a big day on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/EgAkHDnmpp

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An Uber, but for landing at Gallipoli.

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“Anzac centenary a ‘commercial juggernaut’, an insult to Anzac memory: historian”, reports @amworldtodaypm abc.net.au/am/content/201…

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RT @joshgnosis: No. pic.twitter.com/ojDE0b4XhT [Are you sure, Josh? Are you sure?]

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BernardKeane Where’s the social media manager for the weather in Sydney?

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RT @glengyron: A one-in-a-hundred-years storm again this week? [Time flies when you’re having fun. Or are the undead. Which are you?]

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@kels_316 @dfg77 @EX_V19 @NewtonMark To me, that says it’ll be easier to maintain a mythical Anzac Day, rather than personal ones.

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@dfg77 @EX_V19 @NewtonMark @kels_316 We’ve got a new generation of veterans coming through (Iraq, Afghanistan), but far smaller numbers.

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RT @EX_V19: There was a real expectation it would die with the last WWI vets in the post Vietnam War era [There was.] @NewtonMark @kels_316

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Recommened by @RanTLaw: Quarterly Essay 23: “The History Question: Who owns the past?” by Inga Clendinnan (2006) quarterlyessay.com/essay/2006/09/…

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Recommended: Quarterly Essay 20, “A Time for War: Australia as a military power” by @JohnBirmingham (2005) quarterlyessay.com/essay/2005/12/…

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RT @RanTLaw: @stilgherrian @NewtonMark @JohnBirmingham While you’re at it, read Inga Clendinnan’s QE on ANZAC Day. [Noted.]

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@NewtonMark @kels_316 Yeah, there’s been a real shift in both content and style. @JohnBirmingham did track that well, from memory.

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@NewtonMark Well, @JohnBirmingham did an excellent Quarterly Review on this very point. I’ll have to re-read it. Now can I get a soft copy?

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@MinhKular What? Oh fuck. ROFL. Well, it is.

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This tweet is a reminder that if you tag your tweets back to me with then I’ll probably never see them. That hashtag is munted.

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Tue plan, redraft: Set crowdfunding goal; produce “The 9pm Edict” podcast, breaking for @5at5daily and 2030 ABC @702sydney; collapse.

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RT @nphair: I’m about to talk cyber with @3AWNeilMitchell [You have been doing SO much cyber lately!]

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karsoe Yep. We’re fucked. pic.twitter.com/Mkv3Jp9lo0

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@FlyOpineMonkey @gordonkerry “Bedtime Stories with Uncle Tones”, yeah, I think that can be a thing.

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@gordonkerry @FlyOpineMonkey I’m stealing that line for the podcast, thank you.

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I see that several people have fallen down the clickhole of that Thronecraft thing. I thought it’d be a good one.

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mikjeffo @BernardKeane Village Roadshow’s business has been decimated by the rise of the Internet. pic.twitter.com/XhUhABNoSK

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RT @FlyOpineMonkey: Imagine the feels of the paid speech writer who get their prose murdered by Tone? [The world know no greater misery.]

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RT @doingitwrong: Any friends who know about plants know what this is? pic.twitter.com/kKDzQ5l0ua [It’s a leaf.]

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“At dawn, I check the radio to see if all people have gone away forever, but so far it has not happened.”

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“Quiz: How Much Of An Introvert Are You?” clickhole.com/quiz/how-much-…

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@MsLods I can hardly wait. Meanwhile, I’ll use a synthetic voice to read his words.

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@MsLods Thanks for that. If he was reading that to the committee then I’ll grab the audio from ParlView for the podcast.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Remember, too, that his political book is called “Battlelines”. It’s all a war. All of it.

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This is amazing! “@GameOfThrones Fan Builds Elaborate Tribute In Minecraft” clickhole.com/r/2323tsd pic.twitter.com/PMYFlR2Suh

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RT @myrcurial: They were as real as the moon landings! [THE BEATLES DID THE MOON LANDINGS BUT THERE’S NO FOURTH SEAT IN APOLLO WOW MYSTERY.]

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But, @SnarkyPlatypus, Tony needs to get the idea out there that “magnificent failure” is a thing before the next election, maybe sooner.

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SnarkyPlatypus Pretty sure the whole point of commemorating Gallipoli is not to “remember magnificent failure”.

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Is EVERYONE in Canberra so comprehensively Stockholmed that not a single person can say “Tony, your speeches are shit”?

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smurray38 Yep, that picture of him writing his own speech rings true now twitter.com/danielhurstbne…

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“The Fabricated Four: Were The Beatles Real?” blackbag.gawker.com/the-fabricated…

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I was busy doing other things yesterday. That lovely, patient man from Village Roadshow was speaking… where? Senate inquiry?

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RT @GuardianAus: Astronomers discover largest known structure in the universe is … a big hole trib.al/gS4Tp8J [Goatse?]

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RT @sylmobile: what’s a burpee [The second party in the transaction, after the burper.]

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RT @CyberPrefixerAU: Fears of cyberchaos at Gallipoli as Anzac centenary cyberapproaches [CYBERCHAOS! ]

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RT @leslienassar: FYI, @tweeveetv has handled 4.6 million tweets for on-air moderation since 2009. [Tracking our species’ demise.]

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This tweet by @MikeCarlton01 and subsequent answers suggest I go light on the Anzac Day stuff in today’s podcast. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@hardy_bm Oh good! I haven’t have the pies there, but the steaks and fish and chips have always been good in my experience.

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Oh good. The 0815 maintenance job is no longer needed. I can continue the day without having to organise actual pants.

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@smperris I haven’t seen any of his stuff for a long, long time. I’d assumed he’d retired.

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NewtonMark If your Sydney weather photo isn’t a pic of a Harbour Ferry beached and lying on its side at Bondi, I don’t care.

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Planning to send an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict”, on the Anzac Day stuff of not? You have until 1700 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/00040/

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Alternatively, @GreenJ, it means we do stupid things because people tell us to, and then tell ourselves that it was actually brilliant.

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RT @GreenJ: ‘Defines us as a nation’ … What does that even mean? [It means donkeys. It’s donkeys all the way down.]

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People who “don’t get it/don’t care when they should” are generally the problem generally, @joshgnosis @NewtonMark @m_atthew.

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Paul2eD This bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone. pic.twitter.com/svaRdUhHkk

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ChrisSaad 3/ To make it seem really important

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ChrisSaad 2/ But I’m still going to tweet a series of tweets with numbers

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ChrisSaad 1/ I don’t actually have anything to say

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I believe that this informative 5-minute film will assist Sydney residents deal with today’s problems. youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18…

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Tue plan, draft: 0815 Fix punter’s TV reception; produce “The 9pm Edict” podcast, breaking for @5at5daily, 2030 ABC @702sydney; collapse.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Banning VPNs won’t fix streaming video geoblock grief” zdnet.com/article/bannin…

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There are too many blue pixels. I would prefer it there were fewer blue pixels.

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Tuesday. You can still set fire to it if you try properly. You’re just not trying properly. Tuesday.

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