Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 3rd, 2015

It’s getting past my bedtime, but I’m still waiting for videos to process. I think I’ll do the final steps in the morning.

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CyberPrefixerAU 101-year-old cyberman pulled alive from Nepal cyberquake rubble

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Tim Wilson is at the Logies. That’s pretty much all you need to know about human rights in Australia in 2015.

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etherealmind On twitter, no matter what you are doing someone else seems to be doing something more interesting. How does that impact your mind ?

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Uploading. 40+ minutes remaining. Because Australia’s politicians are competent*. pic.twitter.com/tqexlNStBY

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@gths Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up.

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Remember when the word “baby” only had two Bs in it, BECAUSE WE WERE ADULTS.

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Video compression complete. About to start uploading to YouTube.

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Wow. Imagine if the highlight on your CV was actually “Guest on Q&A”.

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WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE VIDEO COMPRESSION TO FINISH.

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@gattaca So am I. It’s kinda fucked it up. But who are we? We are merely the data fodder for their higher purposes.

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gattaca Um, that’s a two year old picture from Vietnam. The photog confirmed it yesterday twitter.com/thereaIbanksy/…

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@nicolejensen I’m fairly sure that, if they were honest, most people would think that way about their families.

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soundscaper Home and Away is the most watched TV program by Australia’s prison population. I have that from first hand accounts.

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@nicolejensen YOU SOLD AND COOKED YOUR FAMILY HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING.

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shariv67 I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. People eating kale chips on purpose.

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NewtonMark Seems to be some disagreement brewing about that Jar Jar Binks thing.

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humphriesmark “Please welcome a genuine homegrown superstar: Dannii Minogue!”
Now they’re just taking the piss.

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The video editing is complete. I’m now compressing the 600MB video file down to 80MB for uploading to YouTube.

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@OaaSvc Well, it’s exported, but now to compress it down to something a little less than its current 600MB.

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@OaaSvc Actually, before that, it’s a 4-year-old computer with 4GB of RAM rendering the finished video.

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@OaaSvc Or, in this case, the 3G/4G in the forest, with much the same result.

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@kevthecamel I think we’re ALL going to be disappointed then.

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It would appear that I have nearly finished editing the video.

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@MikeCarlton01 The AFP are already well aware of me, so the RSPCA it is.

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@MikeCarlton01 Someone just tweeted it at me yesterday and, well, how could I resist?

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humphriesmark “Be blokey, be blokey, be blokey” - every male presenter before they go on.

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@NewtonMark I’m making a video to kick off a quick crowdfunding campaign. Why, I’m not entirely sure.

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@MikeCarlton01 Ah yes, those were the days… though I was just starting out then.

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@MikeCarlton01 But you would’ve gotten to drink with the doyens of commercial talk radio, like… oh yes, I see your point.

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@MikeCarlton01 You’ve only got one bowel, but the Logies go on forever. Best to get with the winning side.

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People who make a Big Fucking Deal about what they’re NOT watching or chose to mute. Go you, you made a choice. Bravo.

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@Gin_ev_ra I suspect the metrics are based off the fact that I don’t have the window in focus most of the time.

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paulkidd UK Labour platform #4 will not be welcomed by @stilgherrian (or by me). Vote Tory! pic.twitter.com/BXNrjnfFPe

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@chrisjrn I just fired up @coveritlive with the defaults, mostly. I see what you mean. Ta.

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@chrisjrn Have you scrolled down past the “pinned items” to the embedded, scroll thing?

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If you’re not across what is about, well, there’s a liveblog… which absolutely no-one is followingstilgherrian.com/edict/dirtydir…h2

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The rough cut of the video is complete. Now, to add the rest of the titles, overlays etc. pic.twitter.com/vJ2qHgP8WN

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@_midofo_ This is true, but I don’t think that’s what’s in people’s minds.

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@CaseyBriggs Quickest way to find out is to set fire to him.

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@MikeCarlton01 But Karl Dönitz isn’t up for a Logie, as far as I know?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @LeeLinChinSBS So, like everyone else, really. The real trick with Home and Away boys is [REDACTED] at [REDACTED] later.

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@GordyPls Third-world crowdsourced pieceworkers.

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What? @marcfennell is a “toyboy”? Well, in some low-rent universe I suppose that’s possible… twitter.com/godwingrech/st…

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They can get moody, these ethnics.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcfennell Well that’s up to him. I wouldn’t dare to presume.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I will have to have words with @marcfennell very soon, I think.

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benpobjie Following MamaMia on Logies night is like…I don’t even know what it’s like, but it’s inhuman

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How come @marcfennell gets to be @LeeLinChinSBS’s date?

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denhamsadler So @LeeLinChinSBS has already won the . pic.twitter.com/WeXK07qEJ5

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@B_Meson I don’t think it was you. I have flushed all memories of these traumatic events, however.

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WHY CAN’T PEOPLE LINK TO ACTUAL FUCKING DOCUMENTS INSTEAD OF TWEETING UNREADABLE LOW-RESOLUTION SCREENSHOTS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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IainDale Seen in Tunbridge Wells. The house on the right is obviously ‘disgusted’. H/T @Andrew__Kennedy pic.twitter.com/DGtrZB0Bty

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Continuing to plod through the video editing, while taking long breaks to ponder the mysteries of the universe.

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@Adrian_Dodd Really? Well @benschneiders could just ask. And I’d reply, “I don’t follow, or have any interest in, football.”

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SnarkyPlatypus Fire all real estate analysts/economists into the sun.

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@posty Oh. I did not appreciate or, indeed, pick up on your excellent* pun. I am a lesser person for it.

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@posty Is it better for me to mock you for not just scrolling back to look? Or just tell you while criticising your life choices?

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@rowdybowers @SBSNews Ah, so the important question is there: “Do you cry in hotel rooms?”

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This may seem to be taking a long time, and it is. But I’m doing other things in between. Like drinking wine.

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Excellent. The external audio synchronisation problem has been fixed. Now, to start video editing. pic.twitter.com/XYo9QuhDYx

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile @oberonsghost @19bk69 All of your ideas are being logged, and will be considered by our expert panel.

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@sophbenj Hey, let’s go ALL the way down the rabbit hole! pic.twitter.com/qOjr9wGLhs

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Mind you, I’m comparing the audio tools in a consumer-grade movie-maker with a full professional digital audio workstation. A tad unfair.

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See, Apple? This is how accurately you can sync the external audio in Reaper. pic.twitter.com/hbUo5fLabv

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SBSNews Japanese hotel offers crying rooms. bit.ly/1EYZ1r3 pic.twitter.com/cwEM87uewa

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@sylmobile Is a “walkathon” really in keeping with the moral worldview of “The 9pm Edict”?

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The joy* of having to export files from Apple’s idea of how the world is structured so that I can work on them.

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If I were doing this sort of thing regularly, I’d have set up a workflow for it, rather than “Oh, FFS, I remember this.”

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The solution will be to use Reaper to replace and sync the audio in that take, and re-import it. A pain, but quick enough.

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Today’s iMovie frustration: An implicit 1-frame grid, so can’t sync external audio closer than this. pic.twitter.com/PUHXTGcbhC

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DavidNelsonNews Guy gets arrested after liking his own wanted mug shot on Crime Stoppers FB page greatfallstribune.com/story/news/cri… pic.twitter.com/iDiXxIf9dr

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@Gin_ev_ra That does have the disadvantage of a big increase in recording and post time for each version, but intriguing..sm

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thegrugq_ebooks Shit is complicated

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Excellent idea here from @ericscheid. What other premium or supporter-only content could I explore? twitter.com/ericscheid/sta…

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My Plan B just there would have been to dub in new audio. Badly. Like @danger5tv does.

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I’ll say it again, @coveritlive appears to have evolved rather nicely as a live blogging tool. Nice work, foils.

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Wait. I recorded the audio to the MacBook Pro, not directly on the Zoom H1. I AM LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile Well, your comments have been added to the live blog. :P

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@lukebunyip @sylmobile Heh! Though for a moment there I was puzzled, thinking, “I thought I had that covered…” Memory. It’s tricky.

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Oh some excellent* news! The audio file that I recorded last night is corrupted. But I think I have an answer for that.

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If you have questions, comments or suggestions about this quick and dirty crowdfunding lark, the hashtag will be of use.

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I have resumed liveblogging my production of this video at stilgherrian.com/edict/dirtydir… because, essentially, I have no life.

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@paulkidd I am dead in a different way, on the inside.

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Nevertheless, I now have the video file on the Mac, so I can start editing. I am now only 20 hours behind the plan. Win.

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So, I rebooted both the MacBook Pro and the iPad mini, and they talk via Lightning again. But AirDrop still doesn’t work.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @paulkidd Well this is why I have to be nice to the man in his underpants at Ivy. Wait. That doesn’t sound right.

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@paulkidd Should I be angry or sad that I am not Norman Mailer? I need someone to tell me how I should feel.

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@paulkidd I’ve seen that put forward as a explanation for thew appeal of soapies. Or is it not a matter of capacity?

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@paulkidd Oh I get that. But this implies that they current have so few direct connections that they’ve got space for confected ones.

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@paulkidd That is a bit strange, yes.
“Be excited about this!” “Oh, OK.”

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@expectproblems “We cannot allow there be a an Outrage Gap.”

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BuzzFeedOz Bow down! (Via @SBS2) pic.twitter.com/iPS94XaOjs

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It must be a strange existence, lurching from turmoil to turmoil as the television shows you things to emote about each hour. Buy chocolate.

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Sorry, did some people not know until today that boxing was a thing? Too busy with other outrages du jour? Poor possums.

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JohnAxford Huuuuuge eruption in the streets after the crowd started chanting “Move That Chair! Move That Chair!” And the apartments owners moved it!

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JohnAxford People watching from the street…into someone’s apartment on the 3rd floor! pic.twitter.com/igW10fub8Z

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Right. Time to face the challenge of figuring out what the iPad isn’t talking to the MacBook Pro.

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LeeLinChinSBS I’m going to the Logies for the first time tonight, which one of the @HomeandAwayTV boys is most likely to put out?

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Thanks, @Scottcarson. I do so like the 1940s-1950s optimism of ATOMIC EVERYTHING. pic.twitter.com/1FA7VA8D6z

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So obviously, @scottcarson1957, now I want an atomic locomotive.

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scottcarson1957 Teller on the ill-fated atomic locomotive: “a most ingenious solution of the question how to combine minimum utility with maximum danger.”

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BAKKOOONN if you ever wondered “where did all these dogs come from all of a sudden” the answer is they warped there using tubes pic.twitter.com/SaYirpOWBn

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They’re not even the right shape.

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Sunday. Overnight, they have replaced your eyeballs with someone else’s, which don’t quite fit. They will deny it,of course. Sunday.

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