And the @702sydney spot is done. Forgot to record it, so it’s gone.
In the ABC, about to go on @702sydney instagram.com/p/4jMmWPiFmF/
@gilfer @JohnBirmingham “Like”… Er, y e s …
@SpaceKidette @JohnBirmingham @MSMWatchdog2013 Heh. We were on the same gig once, but no, I really did just one RT this time.
@eWAY_ Well, I’ve no need to change my simple workflow needs, but I’ll be writing a payment systems update soon enough.
@JohnBirmingham Aren’t they always…
@drearyclocks @JohnBirmingham Grilled, thanks.
I’m pretty sure this is mor@JohnBirminghamam’s fault than my faupic.twitter.com/vp8owojBaAjBaA
Ah, @saasu has @stripe integration coming very soon (and @eWAY_ and @braintree, but I happen not to use them myself) http://t.co/KEpzCEY0Ch
thatfleminggent He’s longing for a Wham! Reunion Tour #ReasonsJoeHockeyIsSad
Seriously, @rohan_p, go the full biscuit. University of Technology§ Sydney. https://t.co/oky9OURnIb
dobes Official sponsors of this week’s #niceday pic.twitter.com/pfmFdhWPtl
@dobes @mollous It’s terrible news. I’ll have to rewrite my lecture for next semester. THE BURDENS OF ACADEMIA.
Never let it be said that New South Wales politics is a polluted fishbowl of corruption. Behold! https://t.co/Lvftei0Krd
RT @thegrugq: The danger of vaccines in own tweet. An entire continent wiped out. https://t.co/Ty4jTa2gVS
Coming tomorrow from @jason_a_w, “Steam engines are not penguinsâ€.
“Libertarians aren’t our allies in building a progressive Australiaâ€, writes @jason_a_w http://t.co/ZSY8W4R1db
RT @GreenJ: omg. not the golf buggy! https://t.co/zRfUy5laUD
5at5 number 204: Facebook’s rainbow experiment, real-world fractals, solar flight, and lots and lots of bots. http://t.co/J5xOzRbDtd
The afternoon progresses towards dusk… pic.twitter.com/vNVohD6qad
abcopen A kanga line in the morning mist of Childers, #Queensland. By Bill Fuller #kangaroos #Australia pic.twitter.com/NjiJSXbKme
RT @GrogsGamut: The trick will be to guess which is which https://t.co/WriDpoPy3U
@cheshireb @annetreasure Oh, I suppose so. I’m a bit disappointed now.
@cheshireb @annetreasure Really? That does surprise me.
“Tarnished.”
RT @Incident_Alerts: #Thailand - Police hunt 2 for oral sex in Pattaya bar - Police say Pattaya image now tarnished http://t.co/Y4XSNG74iLâ…
Hey Sydney Lawyers! @UNSW CLE has a seminar for you on 6 Aug. “Cloud Computing and Data Security Update†http://t.co/R0VXPX2yf5
And @MsLods has narrowed down your reading, so there’s no excuse. https://t.co/agWzjOi8sG
Hockey v Fairfax Media Publications Pty Limited [2015] FCA 652 (30 June 2015), should anyone care. http://t.co/wo7nr1ANXv
deptofaustralia (economists will do that shit for /free/)
Gawd doesn’t camel boy get worked up. He needs fewer red cordial.
RT @annetreasure: ‘Low carb potatoes’, because the world wasn’t stupid enough already http://t.co/ajwu2V2ty8
@drearyclocks @j_hutch @dobes I’m not sure that defo is a zero-sum game.
@dobes @j_hutch @drearyclocks Good thinking. Even the tweets indicate how this would likely turn out.
Is @drearyclocks allowed on the radio?
Another dreary Sydney winter… pic.twitter.com/vCYOeXT9Vm
RT @youlldoomusall: I think I’m more inclined to try solvent abuse now that it seems so âš¡ Metalâš¡ http://t.co/5f7yLtc8J5
fanfiction_txt I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY THANK USER “VEGETASONIC1997” FOR HIS GENEROUS DONATION OF 100 DOLLARS. I WILL SPEND ALL OF THIS MONEY ON DRUGS.
NathanaelB That’s … not how you correct errors on Wikipedia pic.twitter.com/AGZbOfQkgD
RT @SBSNews Coles to refund $12m to suppliers for illegally squeezing them for funds bit.ly/1ROehb9 [Squeezing.]
So when “journalists” refer to an “economic Sarajevo”, they mean like Torville & Dean?
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/4iVEyWCFhe/
@reillystyley @Garth_P_Newton MY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT. WE’RE DOOMED.
@snhcdftt It’s worth considering.
@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley Thanks. I sometimes use it in combination with “vast, dull herds”. Longer than “audience”, but more accurate.
@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley One leads to the other.
@candeira The F-22 navigation systems failed to cope with crossing the International Date Line, so nothing would surprise me
@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley I just needed to use the word “cud-munchingly” just then, to improve the day.
@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley Cud-munchingly dumb literalism will be the death of our species.
No, I’m sure the F-35 combat systems will handle the leap second, why do you ask?
Mobile.
“SBS On Demand is en pointe: Competitors, catch upâ€, writes @reillystyley http://t.co/wKfZDGQVe5
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @ssharwood I suspect that later up I’ll be drawing circles on a map.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @ssharwood Good move, from China’s point of view.
@SnarkyPlatypus @ssharwood 第一空é™åœº
@cheshireb @iatemuggles Details, details.
iatemuggles Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine pic.twitter.com/xyrEPtLShs
Tue plan, draft: Re-planning and comms; 1124 train to Sydney; pho & errands, various; more re-planning; @5at5daily; 2030 ABC @702sydney.
Sifting through the ashes, finding the few scorched twists of metal that might still serve as the basis for the week’s schedule.
Meanwhile, in the @dailytelegraph’s “I’m sure this is connected†departpic.twitter.com/b8wGyPiH2FwGyPiH2F
God that was a struggle, eh @774melbourne.
I may be doing @774melbourne’@AddLibbibi a disservice, but it sounds like the key power shift of the last 7 years is a COMPLEAT MISTERY.
I see that @Steve_Lockstep is opining on that Uber yarn on ABC @774melbourne after the news. http://t.co/qnKEkDgU1f
RT @troyhunt: Warning: Your car service may know where you want to be picked up from and delivered to! https://t.co/SPDDt8es2C
@BangtrebleknITr It’s just quicker this way, right? More humane.
Gazing at the crumpled wreck that was my plan for the week. Pouring kerosene onto it, lighting a match, walking away.
“Julie Bishop: Australia will use private firms like Coca-Cola to deliver aidâ€, reports @GuardianAus http://t.co/pNvBvcJiGk
Hahahaha as if. https://t.co/uIv9ZTU1tR
@mumbletwits So what you’re saying is that it’@PaulBongiornono’s fault. Fair enough.
Yes, Rep. Jim Langevin, you might well say this. passcode.csmonitor.com/influencers-opm pic.twitter.com/FtVRcWTPZ5
“Influencers: OPM chief should be held responsible for breachâ€, report@CSMPasscodedpasscode.csmonitor.com/influencers-opmNG Yeah, no kidding.
“[US] OPM yanks background check system offline†http://t.co/OEsj1VI2ji [Checks calendar.] A month later? Jesus wept.
Blame is to be apportioned in due course, @PaulBongiorno @mumbletwits pic.twitter.com/fLE4XG7btY
Tuesday. You know the drill, but you will inevitably leave out an important step. You will suffer. And They do not care. Tuesday.
And now YouTube wants to show me videos explaining why Hillsong Churches are Illuminati Temples. I think it’s time to turn off the internet.
@portusprince @GrayConnolly @adambrereton @realscientists Alternatively, https://t.co/IgHD4q2mGF
@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs Yeah, some of my school reports allude to this… :/
@jturner_ibrs @christopherneal Surely I’m far worse than that.
@Citizentwocents @4corners Tony the Coelacanth!
@jturner_ibrs @christopherneal Very amuse, “Lefty intellectuals†would be appalled by my defence policies.
@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs But then American Abstract Expressionist painting was a CIA plot. http://t.co/vzSlobR8e2
@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs I rather like “Blue Poles†after spending time with it. “I could do it†is nearly always a furphy…
“I don’t just want AU and SG to be friends, I want us to be Family,†says Crusader Rabbit. And later this eveni@4cornersners on the Mafia.
adambrereton I love @realscientists and you should definitely follow them if you don’t already, but this is terrifying pic.twitter.com/rAke6iPpX3
mumbletwits Who is your preferred prime minister: Tony Abbott or David Leyonhjelm? Let us know.
If you’re following the @solarimpulse flight, their live data display is rather impressive. http://t.co/7CTyqNfBIG
Well it made sense in MY head.
Alternatively, the new Diversity Quota for the Coalition front bench. https://t.co/xwzyjiqAOc
Well YOU try to make a telephone out of coal! https://t.co/QfA3HeKCXn
@swearyanthony Now were all of these plans (indigenous, infrastructure) expressed as “I want to be knownâ€, that is, about Rabbit wants?
@Epigrammist @JustinianNews It has a certain ring to it, yes.
Why hadn’t somebody told me that Bristol Palin is pregnant again, and doesn’t want a lecture about it? http://t.co/tkMOX6IXdh
AbraxasSpa Appropriate use for a selfie stick via @Doctrine_Man pic.twitter.com/0ruABpnK5i
Actually, I’m secretly kinda pleased.
Mind you, I wish @JustinianNews hadn’t coined the phrase “Freedom Boy and his amazing crotch-chafing straddlesâ€. https://t.co/CM0OqKzZxh
Hey Smart Kids, join DFAT’s graduate entry program and clean up after Julie Bishop’s drinks parties! https://t.co/CM0OqKzZxh
@JonoH Meh. It’s my editorial decision, and you’ll have to live with it.
Just be grateful that he’s experimenting with the upstairs orificespic.twitter.com/NamfA7CqB7B7
rhysam Remember: The Abbott government’s version of fair and balanced is Bronwyn Bishop.
samwdowning Amazing, I had no idea North America was this big (via @imgur) pic.twitter.com/As7fIBvBDY
@engochick Crying.
Nauseous.
QandA has been running for seven years? Gawd, even Biblical Plagues are over sooner.
Given that my eyes feel like they want to fall out of my head, I may rest for a while.
The question you have to ask yourself is “Does this represent the actions of an honest man?â€@joshgnosisopic.twitter.com/KMU9yUa92ua92u
@mongrel43 Don’t worry. I survived.
Thank you, everyone, I now have some idea who Alan Tudge is. And Paul Kelly is second choice after Tudge? Goodness me.
Malware for Good #4: A worm that travels from computer to computer deleting all the animated GIFs.
BadTableManners Reading #dailymail as an American, you get the perception that England is essentially London surrounded by Florida.
Today’s news is just being really, really confusing and I don’t like it.
I literally have no idea who Alan Tudge is. This is not a joke. Novelist? Cricketer? Politician? Who are you talking about?
Am I to understand that Paul Kelly and government ministers are interchangeable?
@dobes You shouldn’t give ecstasy to cats, actually.
EamoV1 BBC subtitles guy is taking no prisoners tonight, this came up for The Chemical Brothers pic.twitter.com/aNjY4V3mRl
@jeamland Look, I know how a hay baler works, and it’s not pretty.
@jeamland I know for a fact that this can’t be done.
Listen closely, and you can hear the cogs going around and around. https://t.co/kG6GRx4PKj
Here’s the problem explained in full. https://t.co/yOqUtZO7WM
I think this is my problem. https://t.co/s5Jv39Ykgf
I’ve been making so many typos like that, rough homophone substitutions, not finger mistakes. Is my brain rong?
“Groan.†The word I want is groan, not grown. What sort of typo even is that? https://t.co/Vtqtpz4wzb
I have filed a thing for @zdnetaustralia. I can now sniffle and snuffle and grown with less sense of urgency.
I’ll be back when I’ve done the first thing in that plan.
Mon plan: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs, which number many; cry.
bitcoin_txt That’s right Bitcoin is political. Greece is your chance.
Nearly warm enough to start work.
kFakhouri This is what happens if you give a cake shop a USB stick containing an image you want to appear on a cake. pic.twitter.com/StoU7D6Wid
RT @pollytoynbee: “How #Glasto festival goers voted in 2015 general election #Glasto2015 h/t @Gian_TCatt http://t.co/OxpUpDBB4Uâ… Now I know…
“Twin computer prodigies plead guilty to schemes to hack State Dept., othersâ€, writes @jjouvenal http://t.co/c498NpoJFY
@ShodanAlexM Thank you. I guess it’s all up to the weather now.
How far is it from Porton Down to Glastonbury? Apropos of nothing more than completely innocent curiosity.
Oh good. Very good. http://t.co/2PY41y5Jlc http://t.co/QBpvm6UcYt
ddt Wondermark hits the mark.
wondermark.com/c1135/ pic.twitter.com/1Bs1IL9TyG
“Mafia godfather’s son in Australian Rome embassy under Amanda Vanstoneâ€, reports @smh http://t.co/4idzHsh6TQ
“Mafia in Australia: Major drug trafficking group linked to senior politiciansâ€. reports @4corners / Fairfax. http://t.co/34yi1mR0cO
“Photos Of Everyday People Before And After They Signed The Release Formâ€clickhole.com/r/765tsdPpic.twitter.com/PFVBdzMsxKxK
If your news story includes words like “grexit†or “greferendum†then you are part of the problem and should be ashamed.
Mon plan, draft: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs. which number many.
What does that idiot Prime Minister want us to be afraid of now? Ants? Christ, I hope he doesn’t see ants today. What if the ABC shows ants?
Monday. Are you afraid? No, you are not afraid enough. Do you hate? No, you do not hate enough. Fool! More fear! More hate! Monday.
jesusojesus1 JB HI-FI strikes again, Rectangular in shape! pic.twitter.com/Ckd1EOwZp5
@scottcarson1957 Tru dat.
There’s Australia’s cultural diversity on display right there.
Fox Sports reveals Australia’s latest boy band. Love the ties, symbol of individuality. pic.twitter.com/PJMZMmTHsc
RT @SquigglyRick: This piece on Cory Bernardi has some cracking lines. http://t.co/JGqKnHjujU http://t.co/xGtv3hNrKp
The presence of Heinz Beanz Creationz in the family pantry is clearly groundz for immediate divorce.
TrendsAustralia ‘dildos’ is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au
@JohnBirmingham I suppose that’s true. But, you know, limits etc.
Why would you even ruin your Sunday morning like that?
I suspect that this is one of those days when I’m glad I’ve mu#auspolspol and all the TV program hashtags long ago.
Sun plan, draft: Transcribe interviews; break for Sunday lunch; transcribing continues; Weekly Wrap; try not to freeze overnight.
Sunday. No matter what happens, no matter where it happens, be afraid. Live in constant fear. Sunday.
Alby Finally. It’s about time. pic.twitter.com/Zrs9YLhvEh
Ten points to Perth Zoo for naming their 5m python “Cuddlesâ€. Also, hope he does OK. http://t.co/1PwZQwLmpX
Oh FFS.
Saturday. They will be reviewing their notes, and reaching certain conclusions. Not long now. Saturday.
davidfarrier i drove to kerikeri today to meet a woman called gypsy who crocheted a butt plug etc. on @newsworthynz tonight pic.twitter.com/4rN6ct8iBo
I see that Henderson is fulfilling his usual role as “useful idiot”.
I suppose I’d better do a little bit of shopping before returning t@bunjareeee.
dobes NT: you stay cray, you beautiful thing
dobes Two NT prison guards resigned after breaching the Corr. Services’ code of conduct for taking a prisoner to a pub and letting him get drunk.
@expectproblems That’s the one.
@expectproblems Well Le Carre knew what he was writing about.
@expectproblems It is. Or was. They’ve all just headed off. Indicating their org chart with “Thank you, Sir†and the like.
Their OPSEC is shit. Learning more about a recent armed siege than was reported in the media.
Watching off-duty cops failing to relax and have a beer because they just saw something In the street. Meerkats have nothing on these guys.
“Australian telcos face more national security regulation”, writes @joshgnosis, and it’s an astounding ambit claim. http://t.co/atc2MfzXN5
@glengyron Good.
I hope that @jonoabroad finally gets the medical care that he so clearly needs.
jonoabroad @stilgherrian
Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion
Now, Greece is the way we are feeling
Greece is the word
Is the word * 3
…
Due to technology, last night’s 2330 interview ended up being much, much later. Then I slept. What did I miss? Anything important?
Friday. Blame Europe. Europe is to blame. Friday.
Failing to call Zurich.
RT @miaubiz: why is the cover of mac hackers handbook goatse? http://t.co/BLsJON7Fho
Excellent work, Paris! https://t.co/75F99Nl9WL
Manglehaft DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS WARNING US AGAINST pic.twitter.com/5or9d27vFZ
One hour until I can do this next interview. With luck I’ll stay awake long enough.
Not… er, not right this moment, no. https://t.co/obUeZd341n
declanf Sorry ladies. He’s off the market. #DirtyLaundryLive pic.twitter.com/n9h8Nkbz7T
Here is the full text of ABC MD @mscott’s speech from tonight. http://t.co/OeQWHvC9Tr
I suppose this is indeed an accurate depiction of humanity’s future. https://t.co/quddionvEH
@cheshireb @swearyanthony This concerns me a little.
Here’s @amworldtodaypm’s story on the “urgent inquiry into ABC program, QandAâ€, audio and transcript. http://t.co/H1wfySl86b
“Clarke and Dawe - A Few Venue Problems But Otherwise a Strong Preparation†https://t.co/nTgppljsDu
@steven_noble Well that may be true too. I’m glad I’ll be keeping my distance.
Returning for the night shift. Europe is so inconvenient.
Don’t make me come out there.
Still annoying.
Annoying helicopter is annoying.
RT @purserj: This guy seems to be riding a cut down segway instagram.com/p/4VedFuur26/ [… amongst other disturbing facts.]
@lukehopewell I’m not judging anyone here.
Ladies, I think you need to know about this. https://t.co/aMYk53syvO
Well there you have it. @dannyallen @lukehopewell @AtomicMPC pic.twitter.com/8XsM8SSzqn
I feel a bit ill… https://t.co/EcCdUaayKO
RT @thedippaeffect: And in #goatnews https://t.co/iB9xbFS2Ot
RT @RNFutureTense: Of course the pickle would be good for reducing social anxiety. Of course… https://t.co/bJXavalMdt
And yet, @swearyanthony @scott_thewspot … https://t.co/anpd1YVboa
OK, Labor, it’s been fun n’all, but it’s time to grab the rifle and take Burnt Fag-end back behind the shed.