Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 2015

And the @702sydney spot is done. Forgot to record it, so it’s gone.

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@SpaceKidette @JohnBirmingham @MSMWatchdog2013 Heh. We were on the same gig once, but no, I really did just one RT this time.

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@eWAY_ Well, I’ve no need to change my simple workflow needs, but I’ll be writing a payment systems update soon enough.

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I’m pretty sure this is more @JohnBirmingham’s fault than my fault. pic.twitter.com/vp8owojBaA

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Ah, @saasu has @stripe integration coming very soon (and @eWAY_ and @braintree, but I happen not to use them myself) blog.saasu.com/2015/06/30/wan…

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thatfleminggent He’s longing for a Wham! Reunion Tour

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Seriously, @rohan_p, go the full biscuit. University of Technology§ Sydney. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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dobes Official sponsors of this week’s pic.twitter.com/pfmFdhWPtl

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@dobes @mollous It’s terrible news. I’ll have to rewrite my lecture for next semester. THE BURDENS OF ACADEMIA.

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Never let it be said that New South Wales politics is a polluted fishbowl of corruption. Behold! twitter.com/mollous/status…

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thegrugq The danger of vaccines in own tweet. An entire continent wiped out. twitter.com/MaxCRoser/stat…

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Coming tomorrow from @jason_a_w, “Steam engines are not penguins”.

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“Libertarians aren’t our allies in building a progressive Australia”, writes @jason_a_w theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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GreenJ omg. not the golf buggy! twitter.com/TammyMills1/st…

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5at5 number 204: Facebook’s rainbow experiment, real-world fractals, solar flight, and lots and lots of bots. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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The afternoon progresses towards dusk… pic.twitter.com/vNVohD6qad

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abcopen A kanga line in the morning mist of Childers, . By Bill Fuller pic.twitter.com/NjiJSXbKme

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GrogsGamut The trick will be to guess which is which twitter.com/TIME/status/61…

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@cheshireb @annetreasure Oh, I suppose so. I’m a bit disappointed now.

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“Tarnished.”

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Incident_Alerts - Police hunt 2 for oral sex in Pattaya bar - Police say Pattaya image now tarnished bangkokpost.com/news/general/6…

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Hey Sydney Lawyers! @UNSW CLE has a seminar for you on 6 Aug. “Cloud Computing and Data Security Update” cle.unsw.edu.au/courses-semina…

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And @MsLods has narrowed down your reading, so there’s no excuse. twitter.com/MsLods/status/…

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Hockey v Fairfax Media Publications Pty Limited [2015] FCA 652 (30 June 2015), should anyone care. austlii.edu.au/au/cases/cth/F…

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deptofaustralia (economists will do that shit for /free/)

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Gawd doesn’t camel boy get worked up. He needs fewer red cordial.

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annetreasure ‘Low carb potatoes’, because the world wasn’t stupid enough already pic.twitter.com/ajwu2V2ty8

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@drearyclocks @j_hutch @dobes I’m not sure that defo is a zero-sum game.

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@dobes @j_hutch @drearyclocks Good thinking. Even the tweets indicate how this would likely turn out.

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Is @drearyclocks allowed on the radio?

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youlldoomusall I think I’m more inclined to try solvent abuse now that it seems so ⚡ Metal⚡ pic.twitter.com/5f7yLtc8J5

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fanfiction_txt I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY THANK USER “VEGETASONIC1997” FOR HIS GENEROUS DONATION OF 100 DOLLARS. I WILL SPEND ALL OF THIS MONEY ON DRUGS.

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NathanaelB That’s … not how you correct errors on Wikipedia pic.twitter.com/AGZbOfQkgD

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RT @SBSNews Coles to refund $12m to suppliers for illegally squeezing them for funds bit.ly/1ROehb9 [Squeezing.]

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So when “journalists” refer to an “economic Sarajevo”, they mean like Torville & Dean?

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@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley Thanks. I sometimes use it in combination with “vast, dull herds”. Longer than “audience”, but more accurate.

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@candeira The F-22 navigation systems failed to cope with crossing the International Date Line, so nothing would surprise me

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@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley I just needed to use the word “cud-munchingly” just then, to improve the day.

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@Garth_P_Newton @reillystyley Cud-munchingly dumb literalism will be the death of our species.

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No, I’m sure the F-35 combat systems will handle the leap second, why do you ask?

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“SBS On Demand is en pointe: Competitors, catch up”, writes @reillystyley cnet.com/au/news/sbs-on…

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @ssharwood I suspect that later up I’ll be drawing circles on a map.

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iatemuggles Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine pic.twitter.com/xyrEPtLShs

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Tue plan, draft: Re-planning and comms; 1124 train to Sydney; pho & errands, various; more re-planning; @5at5daily; 2030 ABC @702sydney.

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Sifting through the ashes, finding the few scorched twists of metal that might still serve as the basis for the week’s schedule.

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Meanwhile, in the @dailytelegraph’s “I’m sure this is connected” department… pic.twitter.com/b8wGyPiH2F

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God that was a struggle, eh @774melbourne.

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I may be doing @774melbourne’s @AddLibbi a disservice, but it sounds like the key power shift of the last 7 years is a COMPLEAT MISTERY.

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I see that @Steve_Lockstep is opining on that Uber yarn on ABC @774melbourne after the news. abc.net.au/radio/stations…

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troyhunt Warning: Your car service may know where you want to be picked up from and delivered to! twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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@BangtrebleknITr It’s just quicker this way, right? More humane.

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Gazing at the crumpled wreck that was my plan for the week. Pouring kerosene onto it, lighting a match, walking away.

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“Julie Bishop: Australia will use private firms like Coca-Cola to deliver aid”, reports @GuardianAus theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@mumbletwits So what you’re saying is that it’s @PaulBongiorno’s fault. Fair enough.

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“Influencers: OPM chief should be held responsible for breach”, reports @CSMPasscode passcode.csmonitor.com/influencers-opm Yeah, no kidding.

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“[US] OPM yanks background check system offline” fcw.com/articles/2015/… [Checks calendar.] A month later? Jesus wept.

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Tuesday. You know the drill, but you will inevitably leave out an important step. You will suffer. And They do not care. Tuesday.

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And now YouTube wants to show me videos explaining why Hillsong Churches are Illuminati Temples. I think it’s time to turn off the internet.

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs Yeah, some of my school reports allude to this… :/

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@jturner_ibrs @christopherneal Very amuse, “Lefty intellectuals” would be appalled by my defence policies.

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs I rather like “Blue Poles” after spending time with it. “I could do it” is nearly always a furphy…

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“I don’t just want AU and SG to be friends, I want us to be Family,” says Crusader Rabbit. And later this evening, @4corners on the Mafia.

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adambrereton I love @realscientists and you should definitely follow them if you don’t already, but this is terrifying pic.twitter.com/rAke6iPpX3

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mumbletwits Who is your preferred prime minister: Tony Abbott or David Leyonhjelm? Let us know.

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If you’re following the @solarimpulse flight, their live data display is rather impressive. solarimpulse.com/widget-flight_…

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Well it made sense in MY head.

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Alternatively, the new Diversity Quota for the Coalition front bench. twitter.com/druey/status/6…

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Well YOU try to make a telephone out of coal! twitter.com/rbbayliss/stat…

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@swearyanthony Now were all of these plans (indigenous, infrastructure) expressed as “I want to be known”, that is, about Rabbit wants?

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Why hadn’t somebody told me that Bristol Palin is pregnant again, and doesn’t want a lecture about it? washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable…

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AbraxasSpa Appropriate use for a selfie stick via @Doctrine_Man pic.twitter.com/0ruABpnK5i

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Actually, I’m secretly kinda pleased.

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Mind you, I wish @JustinianNews hadn’t coined the phrase “Freedom Boy and his amazing crotch-chafing straddles”. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/06/27/gad…

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Hey Smart Kids, join DFAT’s graduate entry program and clean up after Julie Bishop’s drinks parties! thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/06/27/gad…

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@JonoH Meh. It’s my editorial decision, and you’ll have to live with it.

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Just be grateful that he’s experimenting with the upstairs orifices. pic.twitter.com/NamfA7CqB7

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rhysam Remember: The Abbott government’s version of fair and balanced is Bronwyn Bishop.

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samwdowning Amazing, I had no idea North America was this big (via @imgur) pic.twitter.com/As7fIBvBDY

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QandA has been running for seven years? Gawd, even Biblical Plagues are over sooner.

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Given that my eyes feel like they want to fall out of my head, I may rest for a while.

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The question you have to ask yourself is “Does this represent the actions of an honest man?” HT @joshgnosis pic.twitter.com/KMU9yUa92u

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Thank you, everyone, I now have some idea who Alan Tudge is. And Paul Kelly is second choice after Tudge? Goodness me.

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Malware for Good #4: A worm that travels from computer to computer deleting all the animated GIFs.

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BadTableManners Reading as an American, you get the perception that England is essentially London surrounded by Florida.

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Today’s news is just being really, really confusing and I don’t like it.

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I literally have no idea who Alan Tudge is. This is not a joke. Novelist? Cricketer? Politician? Who are you talking about?

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Am I to understand that Paul Kelly and government ministers are interchangeable?

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@dobes You shouldn’t give ecstasy to cats, actually.

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EamoV1 BBC subtitles guy is taking no prisoners tonight, this came up for The Chemical Brothers pic.twitter.com/aNjY4V3mRl

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@jeamland Look, I know how a hay baler works, and it’s not pretty.

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@jeamland I know for a fact that this can’t be done.

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Listen closely, and you can hear the cogs going around and around. twitter.com/Mick_Peel/stat…

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Here’s the problem explained in full. youtube.com/watch?v=evlrs5…

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I’ve been making so many typos like that, rough homophone substitutions, not finger mistakes. Is my brain rong?

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“Groan.” The word I want is groan, not grown. What sort of typo even is that? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I have filed a thing for @zdnetaustralia. I can now sniffle and snuffle and grown with less sense of urgency.

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I’ll be back when I’ve done the first thing in that plan.

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Mon plan: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs, which number many; cry.

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bitcoin_txt That’s right Bitcoin is political. Greece is your chance.

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Nearly warm enough to start work.

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kFakhouri This is what happens if you give a cake shop a USB stick containing an image you want to appear on a cake. pic.twitter.com/StoU7D6Wid

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pollytoynbee “How festival goers voted in 2015 general election h/t @Gian_TCatt pic.twitter.com/OxpUpDBB4U” Now I know why I’m not there!

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“Twin computer prodigies plead guilty to schemes to hack State Dept., others”, writes @jjouvenal washingtonpost.com/local/crime/tw…

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@ShodanAlexM Thank you. I guess it’s all up to the weather now.

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How far is it from Porton Down to Glastonbury? Apropos of nothing more than completely innocent curiosity.

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ddt Wondermark hits the mark.
wondermark.com/c1135/ pic.twitter.com/1Bs1IL9TyG

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“Mafia godfather’s son in Australian Rome embassy under Amanda Vanstone”, reports @smh smh.com.au/national/mafia…

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“Mafia in Australia: Major drug trafficking group linked to senior politicians”. reports @4corners / Fairfax. abc.net.au/news/2015-06-2…

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“Photos Of Everyday People Before And After They Signed The Release Form” clickhole.com/r/765tsd pic.twitter.com/PFVBdzMsxK

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If your news story includes words like “grexit” or “greferendum” then you are part of the problem and should be ashamed.

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Mon plan, draft: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs. which number many.

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What does that idiot Prime Minister want us to be afraid of now? Ants? Christ, I hope he doesn’t see ants today. What if the ABC shows ants?

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Monday. Are you afraid? No, you are not afraid enough. Do you hate? No, you do not hate enough. Fool! More fear! More hate! Monday.

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jesusojesus1 JB HI-FI strikes again, Rectangular in shape! pic.twitter.com/Ckd1EOwZp5

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There’s Australia’s cultural diversity on display right there.

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Fox Sports reveals Australia’s latest boy band. Love the ties, symbol of individuality. pic.twitter.com/PJMZMmTHsc

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SquigglyRick This piece on Cory Bernardi has some cracking lines. theaustralian.com.au/life/weekend-a… pic.twitter.com/xGtv3hNrKp

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The presence of Heinz Beanz Creationz in the family pantry is clearly groundz for immediate divorce.

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TrendsAustralia ‘dildos’ is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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@JohnBirmingham I suppose that’s true. But, you know, limits etc.

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Why would you even ruin your Sunday morning like that?

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I suspect that this is one of those days when I’m glad I’ve muted and all the TV program hashtags long ago.

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Sun plan, draft: Transcribe interviews; break for Sunday lunch; transcribing continues; Weekly Wrap; try not to freeze overnight.

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Sunday. No matter what happens, no matter where it happens, be afraid. Live in constant fear. Sunday.

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Alby Finally. It’s about time. pic.twitter.com/Zrs9YLhvEh

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Ten points to Perth Zoo for naming their 5m python “Cuddles”. Also, hope he does OK. abc.net.au/news/2015-06-2…

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Saturday. They will be reviewing their notes, and reaching certain conclusions. Not long now. Saturday.

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davidfarrier i drove to kerikeri today to meet a woman called gypsy who crocheted a butt plug etc. on @newsworthynz tonight pic.twitter.com/4rN6ct8iBo

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I see that Henderson is fulfilling his usual role as “useful idiot”.

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I suppose I’d better do a little bit of shopping before returning to @bunjaree.

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dobes NT: you stay cray, you beautiful thing

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dobes Two NT prison guards resigned after breaching the Corr. Services’ code of conduct for taking a prisoner to a pub and letting him get drunk.

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@expectproblems Well Le Carre knew what he was writing about.

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@expectproblems It is. Or was. They’ve all just headed off. Indicating their org chart with “Thank you, Sir” and the like.

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Their OPSEC is shit. Learning more about a recent armed siege than was reported in the media.

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Watching off-duty cops failing to relax and have a beer because they just saw something In the street. Meerkats have nothing on these guys.

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“Australian telcos face more national security regulation”, writes @joshgnosis, and it’s an astounding ambit claim. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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I hope that @jonoabroad finally gets the medical care that he so clearly needs.

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jonoabroad @stilgherrian
Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion
Now, Greece is the way we are feeling
Greece is the word
Is the word * 3

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Due to technology, last night’s 2330 interview ended up being much, much later. Then I slept. What did I miss? Anything important?

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Friday. Blame Europe. Europe is to blame. Friday.

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Failing to call Zurich.

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miaubiz why is the cover of mac hackers handbook goatse? pic.twitter.com/BLsJON7Fho

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Manglehaft DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS WARNING US AGAINST pic.twitter.com/5or9d27vFZ

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One hour until I can do this next interview. With luck I’ll stay awake long enough.

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Not… er, not right this moment, notwitter.com/snare_ebooks/s…1n

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declanf Sorry ladies. He’s off the market. pic.twitter.com/n9h8Nkbz7T

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Here is the full text of ABC MD @mscott’s speech from tonight. about.abc.net.au/speeches/annua…

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I suppose this is indeed an accurate depiction of humanity’s future. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Here’s @amworldtodaypm’s story on the “urgent inquiry into ABC program, QandA”, audio and transcript. abc.net.au/pm/content/201…

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“Clarke and Dawe - A Few Venue Problems But Otherwise a Strong Preparation” youtube.com/watch?v=l7u6K6…

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@steven_noble Well that may be true too. I’m glad I’ll be keeping my distance.

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Returning for the night shift. Europe is so inconvenient.

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Don’t make me come out there.

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Annoying helicopter is annoying.

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RT @purserj: This guy seems to be riding a cut down segway instagram.com/p/4VedFuur26/ [… amongst other disturbing facts.]

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Ladies, I think you need to know about this. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…

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RNFutureTense Of course the pickle would be good for reducing social anxiety. Of course… twitter.com/SmithsonianMag…

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OK, Labor, it’s been fun n’all, but it’s time to grab the rifle and take Burnt Fag-end back behind the shed.

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