Gorn, for the time being.
I look forward to the rest of this display going up, @OrkneyLibrary. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…
@jplonie Uh, yep.
Yeah, 16% of Target One after just three hours is pretty special. You’re not such arseholes after all. Probably. pozible.com/edict2
@davispg Thank you. And I just saw your chosen topic for a TWO MINUTES HATE dialled up to “Language: Malcolm Tucker”. Oh this’ll be fun!
@vealmince True enough. Sigh.
@damovisa My gut feeling, today, is that there’s too many distractions that’ll mean it’ll never get resolved. I hope I’m wrong.
@damovisa He does, but even the captain’s call votes have their limits. Eventually.
Meanwhile, you should listen to Autechre’s “Nil”, I think. youtube.com/watch?v=vv9Pxx…
Oh I’d forgotten how good @SimGenerator is! twitter.com/SimGenerator/s…
@ClintonDucas True.
Now, is it possible to use “Bronwyn Bishop” and “Hentai” in the same sentence?
Even 55% of Coalition voters think Bronwyn Bishop should be doing something other than continuing as Speaker. Before this week’s news.
Perhaps Bronwyn Bishop might like to consider today’s Essential poll, done on the weekend. essentialvision.com.au/bronwyn-bishop pic.twitter.com/T5ToI1gj7P
I gather from the news media that Bronwyn Bishop is being an even bigger arsehat this week than previously imagined..
@smperris That sounds a bit like crossing the streams.
Is the fact that #ausdrugs is on a Tuesday some deep, deep troll?
@RealNickHodge @smperris Yeah look, I know where you live.
@smperris Also, I have a few more years of a rich and complex past that many people realise.
Lesson One from those first three hours is that I should’ve emphasised the telethon-style rewards rather more. Meh. You’ll figure it out.
In a hurry? “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh, Day 1” is a video explainer. pozible.com/edict2 youtube.com/watch?v=QrCsVs…
“The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh”, being a @Pozible campaign, launched tonight. pozible.com/edict2 pic.twitter.com/o20LMvBfIz
Three hours since launch, and 12% funded. Thank you, good people. pozible.com/edict2
I get THE BEST email sometimes… pic.twitter.com/Hapx2K6l2T
“Sometimes”? twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
@Crapmanski @MikeCarlton01 Oh, I am with you, Sir! it was just like a splash of cold water to the face.
@smperris Hah! Then there are vast gaps in your knowledge of me. I should put some playlists together. Try this. youtube.com/watch?v=1G8qg6…
@Crapmanski @MikeCarlton01 Jesus Christ!
Tru dat. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
This whole album is brilliant. Well, Autechre is brilliant. twitter.com/smperris/statu…
@robcorr @NewtonMark It’s about poo, right?
It’s not even 2200 yet, so I don’t trust the forecast minimum temperature one bit. pic.twitter.com/JTGnFuZX6l
“State control: Telco industry ‘punch drunk’ over increasing regulation”, writes @reillystyley, pertinently. cnet.com/au/news/state-…
@robcorr @NewtonMark Look, I know you’re a “lawyer”, but do you know what “proportions” and “fractions” are?
@franksting Oh one thing at a time. Sportsball is not my strength.
@robcorr @NewtonMark But it’s already at 100%.
Racist cunts in football? Who knew.
@OaaSvc Is that a challenge?
@NewtonMark @robcorr I believe I have already Venn diagrammed this. pic.twitter.com/mx9rMKHLJp
@OaaSvc Hah! Now THAT would be getting into the spirit of things.
Great work today, @jonkudelka, thank you. pic.twitter.com/3hMnlqnG8x
@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus 24 million, but you know, facts.
@jonoabroad “Helping.”
@ResignInShame @Bilbulbabe Um, yeah, it will.
Of course there’s not the least trace of arrogance in an American telling Africans what “the African way” is. None. twitter.com/jeffchu/status…
@jonoabroad I’m wearing nothing but.
@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus Now you’re a Kiwi, right?
Folks punching the walls over #GoBackSBS may care to listen to “The 9pm Shire” from about the 32m 30s mark. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh no surprise my end. More amused to hear some Turkish-Australian women kick off about “all the Chinese” to a stranger.
I said most of what I want to say about Ashley Madison on ABC @936hobart last week. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…
Oh are we still writing op-eds about the Ashley Madison hack? I guess I’d better join the throng.
JacktheInsider If I went to Sophie Mirabella’s wedding I’d want to keep it a secret, too.
@SnarkyPlatypus @shalailah This blog post may relate to your thoughts. stilgherrian.com/politics/two-c…
@shipw It’s the mode of the age, yes. Anyway, this is nothing more than “Write and say words about X”, in fun. Nothing private is revealed.
@shipw I’ve been using the phrase “ethically nuanced” quite a bit recently.
@shipw “Privacy”, eh? I think there’s an ethical issue, yes, but I’m not sure that it’s privacy as such. I wionder what the word is.
Anyway, as an example, you could pay for a Tongue Lashing to be about SOMEONE ELSE! pozible.com/edict2
Hot. How. Not the same words, but close enough.
Nor have I emphasised that I fully expect my audience to attempt to subvert the process in some way,
I haven’t really plugged hot “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” is kinda like a telethon, in that you pay me to do things in the podcast.
@g4gracie2 Not a problem, I completely understand. But if you enjoy the podcasts, please spread the word!
@SnarkyPlatypus “The Bono of Buddhism”, yes.
@_midofo_ Oh! I’ll make a note of that then. I wouldn’t want to disappoint.
@g4gracie2 Sorry, what are you asking?
@snerdish @CompleatCunt What even is that?
Having a go at the Dalai Lama is always a good look.
I’ve just been re-listening to my “The 9pm Planet of Fascist Delusions” and, um, gosh. I was in a mood… soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…
@shiftkey I think I’ll be spending a day re-watching all of The Thick of It in preparation.
Wow. I launched “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” just an hour ago, and we’ve hit 10% of the first target. pozible.com/edict2 Thank you.
@shiftkey Mind you, this also forces me to be creative.
@shiftkey Indeed. I suspect that including the “Malcolm Tucker” option will prove… commercially successful.
However, @shiftkey seems to be… brave.
I’m glad I offered the “Language: Clean” option on those @Pozible Rewards. So far that’s been chosen more often than the alternatives.
@CompleatCunt “Still” rather than “again”, I suspect. I am a tramp. A tramp in the night.
“Eight percent, Holmes!”
@CaseyBriggs @Cassie_LY You could cause a rift with questions like that.
So almost 1% funded in the first 20 minutes. Does the maths work for that? pozible.com/edict2
So, that @Pozible launch is the First Something. pozible.com/edict2 The second something, an episode of “The 9pm Edict”, is tomorrow.
@BundyB Yes, well @PointZeroOne is just a constant whinger.
“The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh, Day 1”, being a video explainer. pozible.com/edict2 youtube.com/watch?v=QrCsVs…
“The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh”, being a @Pozible campaign, is launched! pozible.com/edict2 pic.twitter.com/o20LMvBfIz
I have pressed a button. Well, several buttons.
I ask myself this question daily. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…
Ah, there’s two pars in that @crikey_news yarn that are by Simson Garfinkel, not my be. The blockquote tags seem to have gone AWOL.
crikey_news From the archives: @stilgherrian issues words of warning about the launch of Google Street View in 2008 #crikey15 ow.ly/Qaaoe
Further calculation reveals that one something will happen at around 2000 AEST, but the second something will have to wait until tomorrow.
Some of your speculation is quite disconcerting. And wrong.
Something will be happening later this evening, you know. Perhaps even two somethings.
“[How To] Use a Douche”, being an important instructional video. (1 min 34 sec) youtube.com/watch?v=q-JMli…