Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 18th, 2015

mumbrella Party boy Corey Worthington (ask your parents: he was huge in 2008) apologises to dad in RedBalloon ad mumbrel.la/1Li2weX

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Reaches for popcorn.

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Riley7News EXCLUSIVE: PM Abbott threatens to punish Cabinet leakers. Leakers immediately leak Cabinet agenda to Seven News. at 6pm

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agarner I bought 100 micro privacy dots so if my webcam gets hacked I can’t be seen. But I’ve stuck all of them on me and they barely cover my face

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Yes, @ABCthedrum, this is the sort of thing you should be considering. twitter.com/snare/status/6…

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I’m guessing that cyber whisperers would have to be urban beardsmen.

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getinthesea DO YOU REGARD YOURSELF AS AN ‘URBAN BEARDSMAN’? IF SO, YOU NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING SEA. pic.twitter.com/BbiRfXKSzL

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“Simply the best!” Now imagine Brandis dressed thusly. You’re welcome. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@thelaughingsub It was. Headlines like that help keep us sane. Or something.

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SkyNewsAust George Brandis tells @David_Speers the PM is bringing out the best as captain/coach of his team skynews.com.au/video/program_…

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“Rated R for ‘real’: Labor considering NBN name change”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/rated-…

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Sandra_Sully NOW on - Liberal Party royalty involved in a Southern Highlands liquor bootlegging operation.

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5at5 number 214: Orwell, Second Life, Donald Trump, Sydney siege inquest resumes, why Facebook should be paying us. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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NihilistPM There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them, you’re a mistake.

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roqchams If you say Richard Dawkins three times fast his head appears out of your toilet and starts screaming at you about Sharia Law.

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alliecoyne “Every firm needs a cyber whisperer” - Telstra general manager of cyber awareness Rachael Falk

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rharris334 Why have I never seen this? pic.twitter.com/JRLQGrX1Xl

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Malcolm “made a decent fist”, apparently.

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“‘Likeable rascal’: Malcolm Turnbull’s Oxford report cards uncovered from the archives” smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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“22 Simple Reasons Sydney Is Way More ‘Liveable’ Than Melbourne”, lists @MarkDiStef buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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Gawd, Soapy, “inner-city greens”? Even your cartoon-caricature political stereotypes are years out of date.

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There’s rather a lot of innovative legal doctrine in that one press release. I didn’t realise that Soapy was such a radical.

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Oh, no, it’s “reality”. This is an official statement from the nation’s chief law officer. pic.twitter.com/fdSzRhfUIx

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Maybe I’m not awake yet. I dreamed Soapy had lost the plot entirely and emailed me about “vigilante litigation” and “inner-city greens”.

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ellinghausen Member for Mackellar Bronwyn Bishop listens to Question Time from the backbench pic.twitter.com/rQMkvS9QSY

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Well I suppose that nap kinda helped.

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glengyron Who says the Oz isn’t across the details. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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The actual story at @ThisIsFusion: “We took a tour of the abandoned college campuses of Second Life” fusion.net/story/181901/w…

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“Exploring the abandoned digital campuses of Second Life universities” boingboing.net/2015/08/17/sec… HT @SimonFitz

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EX_V19 DEATH CULTS STEALING AUSSIE UTES! We’ll need 10 flags for this one Tones. twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…

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nicchristensen So The Huffington Post Australia has launched (a day early). Congrats to @_Tors and team huffingtonpost.com.au pic.twitter.com/H68BxaN8DK

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I see that @GuardianAus has resumed its Sydney siege inquest recap podcast today. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@joshgnosis “1. Pie with sauce. 2. Salad sandwich, no beetroot. 3. BLT…”

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THE PIKACHU INVASION HAS BEGUN. (Still it’s only America. We should be safe over here.)

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Wait. This Pikachu squad looks like it’s deployed just around the corner from the San Francisco ferry terminal? twitter.com/KardashianReac…

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KardashianReact If you’re having a bad day, just watch this Pikachu squad dance for you😽⚡️ pic.twitter.com/Zrcb4P8vrc

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Image that. A cabinet even more dysfunctional than Kevin Rudd’s. That’s quite an achievement.

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This description of the Rabbit cabinet sounds like it’s even worse that Rudd’s, and that’s saying something. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@NewtonMark Don’t. The timelines are such that you can’t be Patient Zero.

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“Federal cabinet met on Monday night without a single formal cabinet submission to consider,” writes @lenoretaylor theguardian.com/australia-news…

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ArtOfBrandis Archaeologists reckon the ‘Tollund Brandis’ was the last guy to try an arts funding heist on this scale. pic.twitter.com/8KB1dnRkGQ

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Tue plan, draft: Plod through as many of the planning and communication tasks as I can manage with a head full of mucus; judgement time.

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The Rabbit “government” isn’t alone in this, of course, but it’d be nice if one day they decided to govern a nation, not fight an election.

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This, in a nutshell, is why the Rabbit “government” deserves to be urinated upon from a great height. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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Tuesday. The plan has changed. Believe in the pig. Obey the pig. Do not doubt the pig. Tuesday.

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