Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2015

Anyone who says they love computers is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

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That moment of joy* when your backup drive decides it’s time to become read-only, heralding a long day of data copying and re-copying ahead.

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@johnb78 @jrhennessy Ah yes, the same group that says there’s a secret US-AU UFO base under Burragorang Valley.

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Magnificent humour completely unappreciated.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “US-China agreement is cyberpeace for our time, in public anyway” zdnet.com/article/us-chi…

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OH: “What’s this one, the rice noodle soup with carrots?” “Well, it’s rice noodle soup, and with carrots.”

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns @R_Chirgwin Whereas the Bitcoin enthusiasts want to rabbit on about the cool technology.

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns @R_Chirgwin A conversational approach works ‘cos the questions that come up are much the same the audience has..

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns Thanks very much. I think the topic lends itself to the more relaxed pace of an evening show.

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And the @774melbourne spot is done. It included tractors, and like an arsehat I forgot to start recording. Oh well.

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Oh, you can listen to me on @774melbourne at abc.net.au/melbourne or on ABC apps. Or on some thing called the wireless. Kinda now.

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And here we are in ABC Sydney TARDIS 1, ready to go live on @774melbourne very soon. instagram.com/p/8P-6uACFt-/

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@autocuebandit I was always told that we’re not meant to reveal that fact.

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I probably should’ve had lunch at some point, but hey, beers and pain killers are close enough, right?

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Brand extension gone mad. mscott must resign. instagram.com/p/8P9zCtCFsn/

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Like Martians would be so stupid as to invade Canberra, @BernardKeane. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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En route to ABC Ultimo, which I’ve always thought sounded like a supervillain’s lair under the polar ice caps.

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Me at @ZDNet: “US-China agreement is cyberpeace for our time, in public anyway” zdnet.com/article/us-chi…

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So there’s time for about six pints before then. Or two bottles of wine.

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I’m talking about Bitcoin and startup culture at 1930 tonight on ABC @774melbourne and across Victoria. abc.net.au/melbourne/

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And that @1057darwin spot is done. I’ll post a recording late this evening.

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About to go live on ABC @1057darwin etc to talk Facebook hoaxes and scams. cbsnews.com/news/dont-fall… Listen at abc.net.au/darwin

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Anyway, I’ll be seeing a doctor tomorrow afternoon to discuss those images, along with my lawyer, my agent, and government representatives.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. And it’s not that dodgy, at least compared… never mind.

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I’ll be talking Facebook hoaxes on ABC @1057darwin at 1620 ACST / 1650 AEST. abc.net.au/darwin

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Towelling myself off.

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Note, @SnarkyPlatypus, the probe was warm, so I don’t know where you get this done.

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A man rubbed my body with lubricant from behind before pushing his probe with some firmness.

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Overhearing someone on the phone being told that they need to arrive tomorrow with a full bladder, and how to reliability achieve that.

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Overhearing someone on the phone being told that they need to arrive tomorrow with

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JoshButler finance page on news.com.au right now - WHAT DOES IT MEAN (h/t @ABCmediawatch) news.com.au/finance/market… pic.twitter.com/HUp9Nm5d7B

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I have been contorted into unusual and somewhat painful positions while an older woman took photographs. Stage one ends.

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@girlie_swot @dananimal Who can say? That said, I am starting to feel sleepy.

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The acting is fabulous∗.

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This isn’t exactly The Prisoner, is it.

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They’ve got Midsomer Murders playing in the waiting room, for reasons which are as yet unclear.

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@0x1C I had to look that one up. I’m fairly sure it’s not part of the service at this establishment.

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@jplonie @smperris I’m not going all the way to Bondi. Have you seen those people?

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@smperris Yeah look, I know that calling things a “medical procedure” makes them easier to show on TV…

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Wait. I’m getting ultrasound done. That means getting covered in lubricant.

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Watching Darwinian natural selection in action, tram ticket-buying edition.

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@PointZeroOne This is actually the least pan I’ve been in all day.

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PJVogt Here are the tricks for killing a lone mosquito.

1. Kill it with a snapped towel.
2. It’s usually hiding on the ceiling.
3. Never sleep.

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OK, time to get mobile and head over to Darlinghurst for ultrasound and X-rays.

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@richardaedy @gregorstronach @RNmediareport Thanks, yes, that was the guts of it. I guess people will have to listen tomorrow for the rest.

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They’re all fuckin’ special, mate.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains peas. Cyber peas.

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karinakeisler Good night 0-18.5 hours. Super exciting! @sslmda @Arianespace @NBN_Australia pic.twitter.com/l0Aj1ZMiXJ

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My God! @joshgnosis is right! This Australian government video explainer “Protecting Australia” is a must-watch. youtube.com/watch?v=DW3NrD…

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So how DOES Michaelia Cash’s arsehole move? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Shut up now, I’m writing.

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“There Needs To Be A Restaurant For People Who Just Want To Pet The Spinning Meat” clickhole.com/r/3156tsd pic.twitter.com/qyjqXG0nC8

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@jonoabroad If you have enough cocaine then the tank will just work.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re running a little early there. Imagery at 1500 today, diagnosis at 1500 tomorrow.

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Wed plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; yellow bin tasks; 1500 ultrasound/X-rays; @5at5daily; client server shutdown; 1930 ABC Ultimo; wine.

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Right, now that I’ve eaten, I can apply the pain management techniques, and shortly after that start writing.

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Imagine the weight loading limit on the hetero version! twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@BXGD @spreaker If you are suggesting that we slice the super-achievers, and clearly that is what you are suggesting, then I am all for it.

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Engaging in yet another SEKRIT conspiracy.

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I would like to buy the machine for which this is the control panel, @leslienassar. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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What is wrong with you people today?

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Look you can’t use “ukulele” and “orchestra” in the same sentence, @GuardianAus. “Delusion” perhaps, or “infection”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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thetowncrier .@SenatorCash: “The policies remain the same until they change.” Right then.

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Why would you assume such a thing, @jeamland? Why? twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Something needs to be done about all this.

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Look, @bernietb, I’d say that @spreaker already has enough to deal with. Better ship the poor possums a sedative. twitter.com/bernietb/statu…

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No, you arsehats at @intlpodcastday, stop writing the date backwards. You are better than this. twitter.com/intlpodcastday…

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But @spreaker, based in San Francisco according to their website, seems to be even more confused about time. (3/3) pic.twitter.com/xBepXAgCJ7

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I only found out about this via an email from @spreaker that was confused about time. I have explained things. (2/3) pic.twitter.com/QYB6T7Ayob

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Apparently 30 Sept is International Podcast Day™, so your little hearts out, podcasters! internationalpodcastday.com (1/3)

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@PerfectOrdered I was trying to think of a word more offensive than “guzzle”, but it’s too early.

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@PerfectOrdered It’s not with him per se, but with the slack-jawed yokels of the fan club who guzzle his every word uncritically.

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Last night I tweeted this, and you know what? It’s true. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Today we are all remarkable women. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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That man is on Twitter now, I see.

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harrymccracken A Google self-detecting car once encountered a person in a wheelchair chasing a turkey. It knew it didn’t know what the heck was going on.

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codelancer “FBI - Russian Developer of the Notorious Citadel Malware Sentenced to Prison” fbi.gov/atlanta/press-…

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THAT JUST SHOWS HOW SPECIAL A WOMAN I AM, @SnarkyPlatypus! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Yes. I have earned this, dammit. I deserve this. I AM READY TO TAKE MY PLACE. pic.twitter.com/xWJQJZNxpQ

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hradzka You’re in a parking lot. Your car is here. The road is west. A bar is south. A park is north.

You have a raccoon. pic.twitter.com/JIqTaCKYxo

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Set fire to everything, @rachelking. Lock them all in, and set everything on fire. twitter.com/rachelking/sta…

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@andrewr_au @Epigrammist @jodiem @Craig_Harvey I have been careless in my wording. 3RAR was not the only playground for my mate.

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; yellow bin; 1500 ultrasound/X-rays; @5at5daily; client server shutdown; 1930 ABC Ultimo; wine.

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Wednesday. Did you see the yellow line? You should have seen the yellow line. Next time, pay attention to the yellow line, OK? Wednesday.

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@gregorstronach Heh. Now I’m trying to remember how @richardaedy described me, well, “The 9pm Edict”, for the next @RNmediareport.

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NEXT TIME I SHALL USE THE WORD ‘PENDULOUS’ AND YOU WILL MARVEL AT IT.

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I AM TO MELBOURNE AS SKYWHALE’S BREASTS ARE TO CANBERRA. I AM FULL OF HOT AIR AND DROOPY. twitter.com/gregorstronach…

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@gregorstronach I’m not sure that I want to be doing things that would be fundable by arts grants.

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@gregorstronach @Pozible If only relocating interstate were that easy!

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Also note the implication in that graphic, namely that the “Corrupted Nerds” podcast will return, somehow. corruptednerds.com

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Please note that I am fully aware that is not held at Docklands, but hey, I had that photo handy.

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Tonight I remembered that I need to launch a @Pozible campaign this week to get to . ruxcon.org.au pic.twitter.com/m9EcIygg23

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@gregorstronach Sigh. Sporting codes are just a bloody patchwork when it comes to professional standards.

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@gregorstronach Surely we’d need some sort of professional rugby backline sniffers?

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@gregorstronach I thought they were the same smell anyway.

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What @gregorstronach has against smelling like Alan Jones I just don’t know.

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@gregorstronach Blue cheese would be the go, I imagine.

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@gregorstronach Meh. It’ll distract from the pain in my shoulder.

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Ah bugger it. I have wine. I have cheese. I might as well succumb to the inevitable.

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@_midofo_ Actually, it’s more that I was vaccinated by having to interview a member of Deep Forest.

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@_midofo_ Not to any great extent. I peaked early.

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@_midofo_ This is a more complex and subtle theology than I can comprehend.

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@_midofo_ It’s on relatively high rotation on Apple Music’s House channel at the moment.

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Currently playing: Jonas Rathsman’s “Wolfsbane (Extended Mix)” youtube.com/watch?v=jv0V7O…

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It’d be really embarrassing to raise revenue to buy flights to and accommodation for a conference that didn’t exist.

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Um, is there a reason I can’t find the Breakpoint 2015 conference and ruxconbreakpoint.com redirects to the @ruxcon website?

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@jpwarren Thanks. What you say is true, but it’s also true that once you learnt to make things that way, you never consider doing otherwise.

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@jpwarren I have been know to re-cut mono audio, like a Skype conference, to add that space for clarity. Takes time though.

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@jpwarren Well, I not only spaces out the people for the Forum across the stereo, I alternated male / female / male / female as well.

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@jpwarren Oh really? Well, I’ve always has a stereo mix in Patch Monday, Corrupted Nerds, and The 9pm Edict, though sometimes it’s subtle.

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@BeverleyHead Why would anyone even ask a rhetorical question?

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Is it time for gin yet?

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Taking all these factors into account, I am now preparing to set fire to the universe.

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Filing a fault report relating to said arsehattery.

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Encountering certain more extended arsehattery, with the potential for arson to be committed.

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Encountering arsehattery in the form of email.

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Tue plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; discuss SEKRIT plans; scriptwriting for “The 9pm Edict” podcast, to be completed Wed.

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@ataraxite No, it’s not that. But as long as I keep remembering that it’s Wednesday I should be right.

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For some reason, today feels like Friday.

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Tuesday. No matter how much you prepare for events, it will prove inadequate. Tuesday.

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Can anyone remember my ICQ number?

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Back at Lilyfield.

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Has t.A.T.u been delployed to the Ukraine yet

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@expectproblems I thought it about keeping little birds on the lawn.

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@drearyclocks No, but you ring a bell for every get retreat.

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Stale shredded vegetables, and poor forward twchniqurhttps://twitter.com/CosmicRami/statuses/648379495716536324

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Eating in a food court, like an animal instagram.com/p/8KfqigCFlU/

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Also, lunch at 1610 is rong.

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I seem to have ordered sea cunts for lunch. instagram.com/p/8Kea9WCFkN/

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@oberonsghost Pat him gently on the head and suggest he kill himself.

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I feel like oysters and vodka.

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@GreenJ @RNDrive Joy Baluch, late mayor of Port Augusta? Does being dead matter

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NickEvershed IS DAVID CAMERON A WEREWOLF

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@wobster If that’s nor the one @PhilRectangle remembers, it’s close enough for a government job. Thank you.

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@wobster Well this is where Sam’s friend, the narrator, would be wrong.

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@PhilRectangle I you know where that article lives, I would be grateful to your several minutes.

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Lorazepam is so named because it’s the drug you give to children before reading them Dr Seuss stories and taking them to The Van.

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I was watching a doco on Kyoto Fish Markets as the procedure was being done. “And now we sever the brain from the spinal cord.”

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boltcomments I would describe Chris Kenny as astute

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Interacting with the locals in a cheerful and carefree manner.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’ll find that either of the dentists in the Antler Zone are much more harmonious. Also, lollies.

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@ladyhana Sure. Apart from the bits that are just screaming and such

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@ladyhana My whole life is one constant flashback.

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@garthk You don’t need to buy them. You just take a minibus to the local RSL and “offer to drive them home”.!

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Mission accomplished. It was mostly just re-bonding the filling built last month, so a significantly cheaper procedure.

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I feel like listening to Enya, or possibly even Deep Forest.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’re lovely people. It’s a lovely clinic. Everything is lovely.

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Excellent suggestion, @BernardKeane. I don’t have a driver’s license, so it’s the perfect time to learn. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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In the interests of Science, does anyone have any heavy machinery they’re not using this afternoon?

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Yeah. Both benzos and opiates. This is how to do Monday.

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SnarkyPlatypus Tones would be a passive starfish right.

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SnarkyPlatypus Imagine a Bolt-Sheridan-Abbott threesome. Or maybe not

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@R_Chirgwin These guys are a notch or two above that attitude, I think. Either that, or they’re just more convincing.

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@dobes @jpwarren Really? There must’ve been exclusions for known-temporary fixes and the like, though?

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@jpwarren Indeed. And sorry to hear. Yeah, this is a temp fix that can fit in today, then prioritise with other work in coming weeks/months.

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Asher_Wolf what could go wrong. twitter.com/kfcaustralia/s…

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@jpwarren “This is a temporary fix, and it may not even work,” we discussed. So I’d have to prove that the procedure wasn’t done properly.

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I tell you what, this pre-dental-work sedative works a treat with the painkillers for my shoulder.

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@0x1C Well, I am in Melbourne at least once next month, for AISA. Probably also for Breakpoint/Ruxcon, though I haven’t sorted that yet.

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@shrydar @0x1C That’s true enough. So what you’re saying is that the rent boys are optional?

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KateCreedon9 DULWICH HILL residents have been told not to return to homes. Emergency services concerned about possible sinkhole. pic.twitter.com/DtWvoaqG1I

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KateCreedon9 A dozen homes in DULWICH HILL are underwater after a water main burst on Old Canterbury Road. pic.twitter.com/NO4lxp9dBs

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