Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2nd, 2015

@jplonie Me? Insight? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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@D_Keating Oh I suspect that I can only be right about one thing per day.

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Just as an aside, people are weird and annoying.

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@Lee__bomb @ScorpioGCoast I’m thinking something more traditional.

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@christopherneal Yes, @firstdogonmoon has a way of simplifying complex situations. With teaspoons.

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Dear Mr Baird, have you thought of frocking up in that uniform for a charity calendar or somesuch thing ? twitter.com/mikebairdMP/st…

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“Confused about the Canning byelection? Read on to become more confused”, draws @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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abcnewsAdelaide Ex-army trainer designs aerial adventure park which will open soon in ab.co/1O7oUFm pic.twitter.com/uTRkR7AzvS

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@expectproblems I liked the screenshots I saw a few weeks back. I suppose I should check the blog.

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@expectproblems I do like the fact that the world’s workhorse human-to-orbit device was designed half a century ago.

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@expectproblems May I draw your attention to this tweet… Your comment here twitter.com/esaoperations/…

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efa_oz Timely launch! RT @GoDigiAustralia: David Spriggs announces 2016 as the National Year of Digital Inclusion pic.twitter.com/rpVR182HJl

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Negativity wins, people! RT @ACCAN_AU: Great debate at the ! Won by the negative team: @stilgherrian, @katinamichael, @DavidVaile

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@joannejacobs Well, just as I was getting thrown off stage.

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Being herded into the green order.

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Being herded onto the stage.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s a response to stuff announced here at the @ACCAN_AU conference yesterday. It’s being greeted with much mirth here.

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@avulkan It’s all recorded by @ACCAN_AU, so I think it’s all on their website in due course

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I’m slightly early for lunch, but in plenty of time for the debate at 1400. pic.twitter.com/i8v8NJZW0w

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@alexkidman I thought that was the big rodent thing. THEY KICK YOU IN THE FACE?

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At Sydney Central station. The train did not explode.

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@alexkidman Is Jenga the thing with Brazilian music?

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@alexkidman Oh, I’d be happy with either option today.

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“And we’re now on our way to the platform… Cross your fingers.”

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“He’s trying to get another train to get in past us. God knows why. But we’ll be here for another three minutes.” Well played.

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Stuck just outside Central. Train guard announces: “We are currently waiting for the train controller to learn how to play Tetris.”

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billshortenmp @MarkDiStef Apologies to @subwayaustralia, I meant to say @7ElevenAus. Is it lunchtime yet? Might grab a sub.

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Colgo It’s three months since the Treasurer made those remarks about “clowns” who saw a slowing Australian economy. businessinsider.com.au/joe-hockey-cal…

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StartupLJackson Slowly iterating towards Comic Sans. pic.twitter.com/X2qJzeaSRZ

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I love how the Urban Dictionary entry for “greek” is full of Greeks and Turks insulting each other. urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

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En route to the @ACCAN_AU conference for lunch, a shadow minister, and then at 1400, the debate.

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@jonoabroad Um, you should look that up on Urban Dictionary before being quite so enthusiastic with your coffee.

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@nazzer Is there some way we can redirect those microwave beams and use them to fry our enemies? Asking for a friend.

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joannejacobs AARRRGGHHH! PEAK MINDFULNESS! GO AWAY YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS GITS!

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Where is your hand right now, Tony? WHERE IS YOUR HAND? twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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I think I’ve just fallen in love. twitter.com/BrigadierSlog/…

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thewetmale 2021: Kanye is sworn in as POTUS and Mega George launches his latest book “This Is Your Final Warning, Australia” twitter.com/anu_events/sta…

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howtogeek If you visit howtogeek.com with Adblock enabled now, it will switch the font to Comic Sans (desktop only) pic.twitter.com/9316Ag6Y0s

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“A Snapshot of Software Engineering Salaries at Silicon Valley Startups” (Feb 2015) spectrum.ieee.org/view-from-the-…

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Every morning I wake, and this is my first thought. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@grover_jones Policeman, actually, but point made.

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jturner_ibrs I’m presenting tomorrow in Adelaide on “Cyber skills shortage in Australia and the implications” aisa.org.au/aisa-conferenc…

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I think I should retweet that link to that Storify again, the one with the two poorly-programmed chatbots. storify.com/rpy/conversati…

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@havyatt @R_Chirgwin You may well think that, I couldn’t possibly comment.

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Well, I could sit here laughing at the old white men’s newspaper all day, but I’ve got things to do.

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Tim_Beshara Tomorrow’s Oz editorial: Some of my best friends are young people, but…

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djackmanson Look at all my experience and insight! I’ve been amassing it for decades! pic.twitter.com/oyyvIQB1r7

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And remember, all this was set up by the world’s shiftiest-looking boy band. pic.twitter.com/mBWgHcmU8o

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The’ve managed to clean up the horse’s head that Mark Latham sent, I see, @GreenJ. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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joshgnosis To be fair, Kenny did say Crikey is a teen blog, so we’re just catering to our audience.

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Also, it’s particularly classy* to blame the problem on your juniors. True leaders take responsibility, because they’re leaders.

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My view: A new and controversial new Force is doing its first photo-op gig, and execs don’t oversee things personally? Dumb and incompetent.

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joshgnosis We are now firmly in the “reaction to the reaction to the Border Force press release” phase. Five days later.

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HOW DARE THOSE YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS REPEAT WHAT WAS IN THE OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE IS IF IT WERE TRUE.

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This is hilarious from yesterday too. “Verballing anyonymous sources”? It was Border Force’s fucking press release! twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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MarkDiStef Imagine a broadsheet newspaper using its editorials to subtweet young journalists. It’s wild.

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@seamus IT IS A TERRIBLE BUSINESS WHEN PEOPLE COME ALONG WITH NEW AND DIFFERENT VIEWS IT IS VERY SCARE MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

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Journalists writing for their masthead’s target audience? Whatever will they think of next? twitter.com/seamus/status/…

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seamus Just as elderly white men reflect the 20th Century conservative views of theirs? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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nphair I’ll be talking cybers after 9am on @abcgoldcoast

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Yes, these people are the reason we have landfills. twitter.com/davispg/status…

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Businessfolk who whinge about the cost of labour when others are doing just fine? No, you’re just shit at business. twitter.com/maelorin/statu…

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charliearchy Imagine thinking this is an indictment of welfare, not capitalism. pic.twitter.com/DDNKaYAsk3

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Wed plan, supplemental: Here’s the topic and line-up for the @ACCAN_AU debate. Running order may be different. pic.twitter.com/cTrTCaqnYF

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Wed plan, draft: Prep (that I didn’t do yesterday); lunch; 1400 @ACCAN_AU National Conference debate; @5at5daily; that’ll be enough.

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He’s paranoid.

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Anyone who tries to differentiate between “programming” and “scripting”, @wombat1974 @Shckwish, understands nothing about computing science.

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So this is meant to make a minimum wage sound scary? Well done, America. twitter.com/jarrodbooth/st…

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@meadea @joshgnosis @humphriesmark @MarkDiStef I hope the program is called “Punch On” or something.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe you can negotiate something on the day. I suspect you know many of those involved.

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JohnBirmingham Wait? What? Kermit was on Ashley Madison?

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Every time I hear programming referred to as “coding”, I think, yep, you understand that you’re really just a menial.

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Wednesday. The thoughts you are having right now will be the smartest you ever manage to think in your whole life. Pathetic. Wednesday.

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