Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 7th, 2015

johnthelutheran Sarah Palin’s theology hasn’t got any better with time, has it? (Via theguardian.com/us-news/2015/s…) pic.twitter.com/HXcvA2EYrx

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dfpiii Early out from World Hide & Seek championship for @ProfBrianCox who tried to hide behind a molecule. @RadioTimes pic.twitter.com/3ptEhBrPPN

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@RitaElDaghl I knew Islam was clever, but that… that’s diabolical.

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“It wasn’t me, and it’s not broken.” — Abbott, A J, age 4.

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Good heavens. Apparently the Prime Minister said something that wasn’t actually true. How could this happen? twitter.com/AlboMP/statuse…

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I have decided to return to the Mountains tomorrow morning, rather than tonight, because tub waan.

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@RitaElDaghl Heh. Just don’t tell them that wind turbines are halal or the game is up.

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@RitaElDaghl No, but I figured I’d get into the spirit of the arsehattery. Or a question about how we kill Tony Jones.

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Are chemtrails halal?

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@leslienassar Yes, in the sense that tuberculosis is the most important lung disease.

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@TheRealKerryG That’s a good thought, but I don’t really that kind of leverage.

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Depends how much cocaine you’ve had, I’d have thought. twitter.com/annaspargoryan…

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@MolksTVTalk Meh. Better than Google+ credits.

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Those damn Nazis and their futuristic technology! twitter.com/BradSnell/stat…

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@MolksTVTalk Nothing is ever clear in this life.

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So @MolksTVTalk has a new podcast called “Humans of Twitter”, based on a dubious premise if you ask me. humansoftwitter.libsyn.com

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I suppose that at some point I should organise people to be ON the panel for the Public House Forum. But who? publichouseforum1.eventbrite.com

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@stufromoz @19bk69 Oh. Yeah, well, that’s @NicholasFryer, so you probably shouldn’t pay much attention to him.

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Anyway, I’ll have a recording up on my website this evening.

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… which amuses me, because I’d changed my planned journey time specifically so I’d be done with that before the radio spot. Très funny.

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Hah. Somebody (not me) got the timezone wrong. So I’ve just done the @891adelaide spot on the train and at Central…

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Drug company conspiracy to scare parents. First head lice were constructed in Nazi Germany. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@19bk69 I’m not quite sure what that means, but it doesn’t sound promising.

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I’ll be talking about the death of handwriting and even typing on ABC @891adelaide at 1635 ACST / 1705 AEST. abc.net.au/adelaide/

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@SnarkyPlatypus @19bk69 @stufromoz Yes, I suppose I could.I really must organise my marketing a bit better.

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firstdogonmoon The arrival of today’s cartoon means you are safe now theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus Yes. You don’t want to burn your hands on the hot barrel.

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expectproblems A mate just posted a screen cap of the final credits screen of Satellite Reign. Wow. pic.twitter.com/XcNI2Oj12d

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HuffPostAU One third of people won’t receive a mental health follow up after a suicide attempt in NSW huff.to/1Uw5mSi pic.twitter.com/BXabeE4heW

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GreenJ we should … invade europepic.twitter.com/JH1Do6YgzBzB

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Finally accepting the fact that starting today two and a half hours late means finishing it two and a half hours late.

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This is not the week for Big Swinging Dicks, Tony.

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Could some kind person please make a Tony Abbott Death Cult Stop The Boats video, like Donald Trump China? youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9…

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@0x1C Because I’m a free spirit, man. I think outside the box. I won’t let the shackles of conformity hold me back. I bought a Mac, dammit!

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I do hope someone gets around to asking Abbott what a “detention centre led economy” is. I want to know where his brain was then.

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Abbott could have avoided this grief by presenting a clear timetable for decision-making on the weekend. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@scottcarson1957 I tell you what, 20,000 refugees all speaking fluent* Palin American, that IS something to be feared.

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jonathanvswan The greatest ad ever? “You’ll be wet, you’ll be homesick and frightened..” had Australians rushing to join the Navy. youtube.com/watch?v=ET8EZB…

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Wow, there’s a lot of coded messages in that one sentence, eh Tony. twitter.com/Rashidajourno/…

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glengyron “They have lots of mountains here! And Cheese!” twitter.com/latikambourke/…

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I so love* politicians who seem to imagine that “significant” means “large”, or imagine that we think that.

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“Four” is a significant number. Ask Cambodia. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Well I might continue to start all my tweets with “Well…”

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Well I supposed Labor both having an idea AND joining it up with the rest of reality was ambitious. But, baby steps. twitter.com/EX_V19/status/…

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Well this marks a change for the self-wedging Australian Labor Party. They’re getting dangerously close to actually saying something.

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BuzzFeedOzPol Opposition immigration spokesman Richard Marles: “Tony Abbott needs to show some leadership on (Syrian refugees)” pic.twitter.com/6VfrTXeapq

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BuzzFeedOzPol Labor proposes a one-off increase of 10,000 Syrian refugees.

A lot more. pic.twitter.com/TamsryBZMw

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I also like the Puritan “Backing Hard-working Australians.” If for whatever reason you’re not a viable work unit, well fuck you, your fault.

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It’s an inspiring message of leadership, that. “Sticking to Our Plan.” No matter how circumstances change, we’ll blindly march forward.

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You might think this title is a parody, but apparently not. liberal.org.au/backing-hardwo… “Sticking to Our Plan” pic.twitter.com/EUAFV91VFB

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snurb_dot_info Germany allocates _additional_ €6b to support, as Australia spends billions on offshore concentration camps. ow.ly/RRBPq

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Latest podcast: “The 9pm Clumsily Worded Press Release” stilgherrian.com/edict/00048/ On SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00… pic.twitter.com/P3TlC0SG7x

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@Darcrider Yes, but they are very different genres of movie playing in my mind.

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MarkDiStef The Australian’s Greg Sheridan on Abbott getting a hard time is just downright hilarious m.3aw.com.au/news/tony-abbo… pic.twitter.com/9faVsmXlT2

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I wonder whether @drearyclocks has ever had a single thought that doesn’t include a “Can I put that in my mouth?” component.

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Which is the better question I wonder? “What would Jesus do?” or “What would Peta do?” My God, Tony, doesn’t THAT make your head spin!

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@LukeLPearson @ch150ch Hah! That would be easier, yeah. And coal is black to begin with!

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Oh dear, Tony. Even Alan’s got you sussed. twitter.com/canberratimes/…

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@LukeLPearson @ch150ch The idea that brown folk are human is challenging enough. Let’s work up to the religion thing. ;)

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@LukeLPearson @ch150ch Yeah, you’re not quite understanding how to relate it to Abbott’s worldview, not yours.

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Go on, Tony You wanted the job, right? You wanted it SO much. Here’s a chance to actually DO it. To forge an actual legacy for the nation.

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That’s the annoying thing about being PM, eh Tony? It’s more than just the limo and the letterhead. You actually have to lead.

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Or does Abbott merely fail to confront an actual issue yet again, and dither around with more half-decisions, evasions, and daft slogans?

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It’s a moral question, really. Does Abbott do the Christian thing, and show compassion? Or continue the inhuman lie to grasp onto power?

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Abbott’s bind: After years of both major parties portraying refugees as an existential threat, treating them humans highlights the lie.

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paulkidd I’m sure Freddy is thrilled with his birthday present. pic.twitter.com/73XhoSFrQV

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@JoeHockey Still, spending a Monday morning tweeting context-free factoids is bound to sort all that shit out quick-smart, right?

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@JoeHockey Then again, you might like to own the “debt and deficit emergency” being twice as bad as when you pushed that line of spin.

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@JoeHockey If we’re doing so well, maybe we can afford a little generosity of spirit towards those fleeing the wars we fuel. Just a thought.

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Goddammit here’s @unsungsongs ruining the Australian economy again. THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED. twitter.com/unsungsongs/st…

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BuzzFeedOzPol .@roweafr on Abbott’s response to the Syrian crisis. pic.twitter.com/sdVsEhMCSX

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@TV_Rev @SBS2 Indeed. It’s like invoicing them for their own “electrical procedures”.

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Where did all these empty wine bottles come from?

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@oberonsghost @JoeHockey That’s unfair. But something more than hand-waving to support the assertion would be nice. Evidence’n’shit.

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The first half of this tweet from @JoeHockey bears no logical relationship to the second half, a mere assertion. twitter.com/JoeHockey/stat…

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@feraldata I’d be drawing a chalk circle around that thing quick fast.

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@scottcarson1957 Also, great, I’ve jointed the cranky old bloke in Mexico to complain about in my day washing machines etc. So good. :)

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@scottcarson1957 Yes. It used to be “insert clothing and detergent, press button”. Now, it’s 300 bloody decisions.

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Whatever the washing machine is doing, it sounds more like washing and less like catching fire, so I’ll call that a win.

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@Epigrammist @mumbrella You would think that, wouldn’t you.

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@Gin_ev_ra I am aware of the Samsung combined washing machine and incendiary device, and will mention it to the inhabitants.

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I’m starting to understand where all these “housewife super-mums on ice” stories are coming from. sbs.com.au/news/article/2…

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Maybe I should “borrow” that bottle of gin [points to sideboard] and live-tweet a reading of the Samsung washing machine manual.

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“Although bubbles are generated once the wash begins, it may take several minutes for users to see them,” so there’s that.

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LOL! “You’re just a hater”, the name-calling retort of spoilt 14yo schoolgirls worldwide to avoid facing “why”. twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…

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LOL! Something @mumbrella and I have in common: getting banned from covering events for questioning the narrative. twitter.com/mumbrella/stat…

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I JUST WANT TO REMOVE THE OCEANS OF GOAT’S BLOOD FROM EVERYTHING, SAMSUNG, WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS EVERYDAY PROCEDURE SO COMPLICATED.

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Washing machines with more complexity and more cryptic user interfaces than light aircraft.

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Yes, @reselsnark, this is wrong. But not particularly inaccurate. twitter.com/reselsnark/sta…

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Mon plan, outline: Make apartment fit for return of rightful inhabitants, inc laundry and shopping; train to Wentworth Falls; collapse.

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I love* how just mentioning Murdoch generates screechy OMFG MURDOCH IS EVIL replies days later. Talk about cartoon-villain grade analysis.

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New podcast: “The 9pm Clumsily Worded Press Release” stilgherrian.com/edict/00048/ On SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00… pic.twitter.com/P3TlC0SG7x

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Noting that I have slept through the alarm, and will have to adjust the plan accordingly. This is quite annoying.

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Monday. All your birds come home to roost, and they are not birds, but something much, much worse. Monday.

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