Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 14th, 2015

HeySTASIo @GreenJ He speaks in complete sentences. We’re going to have to concentrate.

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@garthk Your information is outdated.

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AnnabelAstbury I predict to become a thing.

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Pheromone suppressants to the Blue Room, stat!

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He feeds the chooks well, this bloke.

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@riskybusiness Ah. I shall take advantage of this in due course, thank you.

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@_midofo_ In the Coalition, the PM chooses the cabinet.

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@intrepid144 @miss_shiny After the character in Rumpole of the Bailey.

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Overpowering urge to fill Uhlmann’s lungs with plaster of paris.

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sallywhyte A friend of mine who is quite fond of silver foxes just texted me that Malcolm Turnbull is a “PMILF”. I’ll just leave that with you.

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@thornae That would be part of the conversation in which Turnbull first expressed an opinion of me.

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Here’s one @firstdogonmoon prepared earlier. In February. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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myriamrobin The first and second editions of the Herald Sun pic.twitter.com/JSWLqydDQG

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A mental image I could have lived without. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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“The Peta Credlin Experience”, great band name nomination from @ABCNews24

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Turnbull “reinvented the National Broadband Network”, says ABC News. That’s one word for it, I suppose.

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Well, it’s the first Australian PM who’s personally expressed an opinion of me, Not sure now whether it was “deranged” or just “a bit mad”.

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There’s talk on ABC Radio of Abbott’s legacy. I believe I tweeted this the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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johnmcternan It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the fate of @TonyAbbottMHR

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unsungsongs Has anyone noticed a subtle correlation between shithouse ministerial performance and supporting Tony Abbott?

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glengyron If God had meant Malcolm to win, he would already be leader.

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newscomauHQ : The vote will take place at 9.15PM. bit.ly/1Lt39Nt

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HeathJAston Word around Libs is that Scott Morrison is locked in the PMO. As in they won’t let him out

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samanthamaiden This IS a farce. I’ve asked cabinet ministers backing PM what time the bloody spill is on and they are like “oh yeah what time?” Hilarious

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Someone needs to stage an intervention here. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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obmmusic Bernardi “cops a hounding” for telling the truth, he reckons. In light of his obsession with bestiality, that sounds rough as..

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Texter to @702sydney/@774melbourne describes themselves as a “born and bred Liberal voter”. That’s possibly the party’s problem.

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Compulsory voting as an international socialist conspiracy. @702sydney/@774melbourne commenters are the best*.

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Sadly this is probably quite true. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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audreych_ She planned it all along. pic.twitter.com/BRGuT7U1eF

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Wow, “Fed Nile” is a bit worked up. pic.twitter.com/K2bvlBGwnC

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StephenMcDonell You could cut the tension with a knife in the hutongs of as they wait for tonight’s ballot in ! pic.twitter.com/lWr0MPNiq3

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IainDale I’m not exactly a fan of Aussie PM Tony Abbott, but I think we can all agree that Malcolm Turnbull, is a copper bottomed shit.

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@duncanriley @Centrebet Same. $1.85 for Turnbull on the 11.5-vote handicap, $1.90 for Abbott.

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I see that @Centrebet is running handicap odds too, with Turnbull having a 11.5 vote handicap. Smirks.

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Here’s @Centrebet’s pricing. centrebet.com/#Sports/1784434 You’ll get $21.00 on Abbott getting 61% or more of the party room vote.

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Hahaha! Caller on @702sydney/@774melbourne thinks Turnbull’s plan is to be PM for the IPCC conference and make a killing on carbon trading.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile And there you see why this idiocy happens. Why don’t you have a car?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile Just give them a call tomorrow. A phone call may well sort it, worst case is probably just needing a stat dec.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile I have found the Sheriff’s office to be quite reasonable.

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“Remember,” says Tony, “the Prime Ministership is a special gift. No, the other thing.” theaustralian.com.au/archive/politi…

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workmanalice Senator Jacqui Lambie supporting Turnbull. She’s previously called Abbott a “political psychopath”. pic.twitter.com/LMtahBBRb4

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I dare not think what all this would look like tonight without and various wind-up toy soldiers muted.

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joshgnosis Sky is reporting Abbott has done a deal for Morrison to run as deputy.

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David_Speers Warren Truss to make statement shortly.

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Poor Joe, he’s re-reading Tony’s speech. Tony’s one and only speech. The full-length rubber gloves have been in use tonight.

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Talk about the debt, Joe. Tell us about the debt and deficit emergency. That was always a good one.

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Joe’s got his cranky pants on.

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Oh no, Hockey hasn’t been pushed off a cliff after all. Supposedly.

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Well I’m going to have to think about this for a while. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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BernardKeane Turnbull: we need more than slogans
Abbott: we stopped the boats.

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SabraLane Hockey presser at 6.30pm.

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SBSComedy Tony neglected to mention his key strategy: ‘Tony Abbott Bricks Himself Inside PM Office’ sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/3srT3AA0zV

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fergushunter Sportsbet odds on winner of ballot:
Turnbull: $1.10
Abbott: $6.00

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TheMediaTweets Speaking of typos, this is quite a specialist skill. Handy in the event of vampires (via @Renegadeangel5 and the BBC) pic.twitter.com/7TdWnlUR6a

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cathywilcox1 Tony doesn’t even write a new speech, he pulls the same old one out of the top drawer.

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Party room meeting tonight.

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Neither of the flags is on fire.

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firstdogonmoon Almost time to pour organic quinoa pinot grigio into our artisanal underpants while rubbing the @SatPaper on our painfully erect nipples!

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jc_cummins The PM will speak at 6.15

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@cathywilcox1 I was starting to get that impression, but I’ve been wrong before.

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I’m going to listen to @amworldtodaypm on @702sydney just so I can hear Jeff Kennett again.

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What was the fuckin’ point of that, Bert?

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BURNT FAG-END IS NO LONGER ON THE TELEVISION.

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BURNT FAG-END IS ON THE TELEVISION.

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Thursday. This was four days ago. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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“It’ll be fine,” says Tony, “I’ve pushed Joe off the cliff.”

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snurb_dot_info Wow, only started tracking a bunch of -related terms an hour ago, and we’re already up to nearly 30,000 tweets.

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JacktheInsider When your only public supporter from within the Liberal Party is Jeff Kennett, you’re pretty much stuffed.

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GovGoogles help rupert help

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snurb_dot_info Who will explain to The Brick that he doesn’t actually get to vote in the ? twitter.com/SenatorLazarus…

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GreenJ vote turnbull or the donkey gets it. twitter.com/piltzbp/status…

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Oh God, I had totally forgotten about this! Yes, well worth a listen. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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No, I really, really want some of what Jeff Kennett is on, it is clearly utterly awesome and not at all dangerous. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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@GeoRhi Yes, but… but it’s full of mould.

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IT IS ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS BURNING AND ON FIRE.

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Oh if you are not listening to Jeff Kennett on @amworldtodaypm then you really are missing out on something very special indeed.

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I want some of what Jeff Kennett is on.

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@GeoRhi It began as an onion, and was sold as an onion.

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LeeLinChinSBS First order of business, PM term is now life long. As I’m an immortal we won’t have to waste times with elections

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LeeLinChinSBS Give the people what they want @TurnbullMalcolm, this isn’t the time for narcissism

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James_Jeffrey Could this be the moment the triffid makes its move? pic.twitter.com/noEJ4GmKov

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amworldtodaypm Coming up on : Jeff Kennett unleashes on @TurnbullMalcolm pic.twitter.com/3naWXBWyKy

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otiose94 , Goin’ Nowhere by @leahycartoons © pic.twitter.com/6wVpfQlGdc

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GreenJ ping @TonyAbbottMHR twitter.com/OlidafishDave/…

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I just had to throw away most of a kilogram of onions because they were all mouldy to the core.

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cathywilcox1 Leadership to the node.

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BrigadierSlog Thank God we have a grocery code of conduct to console us in these turbulent times

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jonkudelka There is a small window for Tony to knight himself here.

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mearesy Malcolm Turnbull departs from his leadership challenge press conference pic.twitter.com/bfFhGrlmgZ

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deptofaustralia Joe responded to Malcolm in the best way he knew how. pic.twitter.com/RGV6rI5o3z

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GuardianAus Site traffic shows the moment it was on. Here’s what we know so far trib.al/AK8sii0 pic.twitter.com/kPKHiwlMZ0

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Colvinius If Abbott were to win the ballot, that Turnbull economic management line is tailor-made for Labor’s next election campaign.

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samcgray “I’m not here to fuck spiders” - Turnbull

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Pollytics Hide the onions

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expectproblems Christ. I haven’t been this conflicted about a leadership battle since The West Wing Season 7.

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reillystyley Meanwhile in Dutton’s office: pic.twitter.com/tCoikz5bsW

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Turnbull is making quite a courageous speech here.

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Did the chap on @ABCNews24 just say “mute point” instead of “moot point”? Or am I hallucinating because of the on-ness of it all?

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Meanwhile, Joe Hockey auditions for @isis_karaoke. Photo by @mpbowers, pic.twitter.com/42Q4Okb1ID

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Nobody tell Ray Hadley.

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mearesy The Latham Diaries and a microphone are never a good combination pic.twitter.com/qyXvxs3Rc8

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leslienassar Holy shit this is magnificent. twitter.com/bencjenkins/st…

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Good government started today, right then. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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ellehardytweets Huge exclusive for @TheNTNews pic.twitter.com/J6OuE9UYuo

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A new episode of “The 9pm Edict” was posted last night, as this tweet describes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I understand that in the past the Senator has had trouble recalling things… twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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Mr_Mike_Clarke Retweet this shocking image of Thomas the Tank Engine to highlight the effects of taking Meth. pic.twitter.com/eVrRDIyGSu

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@NickEvershed Well indeed. @BOCSAR doesn’t have an axe to grind.

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I think this is the best photo yet showing how Donald Trump’s interchangeable heads work. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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joshgnosis Morrow says he has a Vodafone mobile. “I’d be careful what you send on that. You never know who is looking,” Conroy replies.

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Can you imagine actually having Ray Hadley’s brain in your head?

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Walking down the street? With his dog? Talking to his wife? DOES THIS MAN’S AUDACITY KNOW NO BOUNDS? twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Weekly Wrap; deal with high-priority email etc; lunch and shopping, Katoomba; quiet evening. Also, I feel dreadful.

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So the new logo for NSW is strangely appropriate… pic.twitter.com/u1IoScPJn8

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“Sydney to Central Coast rail bridge at Hawkesbury River crumbling at base”, writes @JakeSaulwick smh.com.au/nsw/sydney-to-…

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Isn’t there meant to be a man with his shopping bags in this picture? And a duck? twitter.com/ChipRolley/sta…

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@franksting I’ve always suspected that some of my followers were plants.

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@rohan_p @nguyenmt I’m seriously thinking of having it running in the background today. I think I must be ill.

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@franksting Because @_midofo_ sponsored that question with money, because he is a MEDIA FREEDOM ENLIGHTENED ONE.

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Spring has most definitely sprung. twitter.com/gordonkerry/st…

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So is it on? I mean, this is also how locusts work, right? twitter.com/monsieurarion/…

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rohan_p My condolences to the NBN executive team for their Monday. You can watch live here: aph.gov.au/live pic.twitter.com/UV8AGXMfU9

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The almond blossom is quite lovely today. pic.twitter.com/31fyrwGVpM

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leslienassar *slides shotgun in to mouth* twitter.com/TheTodayShow/s…

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Media Studies students, here’s a prime example of concealing the one / a few / some / many / most distinction. twitter.com/smh/status/643…

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Monday. It begins again. Please move to your assigned slot in the machine and assume the position. Monday.

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