Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 16th, 2015

Finally listening to @DTRTpodcast series 5 and being surprised by certain vulture facts. comedy.co.uk/podcasts/dothe…

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@elronxenu @IanWoolf But the phone number I give out is a SkypeIn number to their voicemail.

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@elronxenu @IanWoolf Well, they send them in, more often than not, recorded on their own gear.

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@IanWoolf @elronxenu The quality issues are nearly always about uplink speeds, so get everyone to turn off their email and other shit.

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@IanWoolf @elronxenu And a SkypeIn number and/or SkypeOut credits to connect to PSTN.

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@IanWoolf @elronxenu Skype with Ecomm’s CallRecorder plug-in?

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@HappySinger I was suspecting that was the case. People figure out their own bandwidth use.

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@HappySinger It works out at around 60MB per hour.

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rabcyr The Internet of Shit will lock you out of your house. pic.twitter.com/LpI65iC4vv

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“Are You Under The Mind Control Of A Warlock?” buzzfeed.com/matwhitehead/w… [In my case, definitely not. Reassuring.]

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Give me money, I’ll read it. Recent episodes of “The 9pm Edict” have pretty much proven that. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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Yes, I would have a well-defined pre-broadcast sequence. I guess 15 to 30 mins all up would work as a warning. twitter.com/RhetoricalDev/…

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Since this is not news content, or commentary on the news, I would have to negotiate copyright separately. twitter.com/liam_dwyer/sta…

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The wine is not essential. Dirty secret: Some episodes of “The 9pm Edict” have been made with no alcohol whatsoever. twitter.com/buddhawilliams…

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“Streaming wine” is an interesting category. The tests are to confirm that the hardware/software plays nicely. twitter.com/zippydazipster…

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The great thing about things like Spreaker’s model is that I can go live whenever. Broadcast schedules are dead.

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Yes, @SMinney, a late breakfast show has also been something in the back of my mind. twitter.com/SMinney/status…

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I haven’t thought this through yet, @PeoplecallmeTom. I’m seeing a few different potential media outputs here. twitter.com/PeoplecallmeTo…

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5. You people are basically fucking insane and will pay for any shit.

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4. I have all the hardware and software needed to do this stuff now, so it’s really all just a matter of planning and doing.

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3. I’ve been thinking that live stuff, either like “Stilgherrian Live” video programs, or Corrupted Nerds panels from events, could be fun.

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2. ‘The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum’ really went OK, with minimal planning to be honest. stilgherrian.com/edict/00049/ pic.twitter.com/TdzFdTmi6v

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1. Spreaker’s plans for live audio streaming are really quite reasonable. spreaker.com/plans

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Right, I might as well put all the cards on the table, such as there are…

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OK, there’s a lot of “Yes” votes coming in already, I’ll schedule in some technical tests in the coming week or two.

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I mean, the end game is obviously me hosting a national breakfast TV program, but one step at a time.

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Would people listen to a live drive-time audio stream of me just reading out tweets while drinking wine?

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The asylum seeker thing? Or the absolute fuckwit thing? twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…

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JazzTwemlow Next Avengers movie to be 2 hours looped footage of scaffolding collapsing onto a bicep-riddled penis.

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WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, I want one. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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“Autumn in Denali Park” (18 photos) theatlantic.com/photo/2015/09/… There are moose. pic.twitter.com/OblsvZ1eaZ

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I feel like I’ve missed out now, @BlogsofWar.

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BlogsofWar I know I’m like the last one in but I just want you guys to know I’m starting air strikes in Syria next week.

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AlArabiya_Eng France plans air strikes in Syria ‘in coming weeks’: ara.tv/rf467 pic.twitter.com/DV2bfTho4O

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liamvhogan Just knocked off work? Don’t know what to do? Come and hear me talk about trams at the Erskineville Town Hall at 6.30pm

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Maybe Texas should arrest everyone with a clock, just to be sure.

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Ooh! I’ve got a list ready for this! twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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drunkenmadman This little black rock can do amazing things. Like plummet in value, for instance. twitter.com/climatecouncil…

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“Space the final frontier for Aussie entrepreneurs”, writes @denhamsadler startupsmart.com.au/planning/busin…

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@je_au Well, I suppose that’s a thing. It wouldn’t interest me, but I can see that many would find it useful. Ta.

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“Premier Mike Baird’s fix for Sydney’s transport woes: scrap the measurements”, writes @JakeSaulwick smh.com.au/nsw/premier-mi…

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bigmac The author has not made this tweet available in your country.

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The lighting is great, but the symbolism? twitter.com/nicchristensen…

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Almost nothing, because who the hell makes voice calls? twitter.com/Telstra_news/s…

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Senator Ian Macdonald is lower than a lizard drinking.

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Then again, maybe we should all be for Senator Ian Macdonald, and kick his dunny down.

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I should probably fax that to him.

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There, Senator Ian Macdonald, am I enough for you?

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Senator Ian Macdonald in Senator Ian Macdonald being an obnoxious cunt shock. 9news.com.au/national/2015/…

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Some of you are seeing things in that photo of Senator Bernardi that I posted earlier than even I wouldn’t dare see,

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Wow. Accomplices. Texas needs to act now. twitter.com/queen_hijabi_/…

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oberonsghost Oh no, she’s looked into his eyes! twitter.com/abcnewsintern/…

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mthomas304 Wireless Hacking In Flight: Air Force Demos Cyber EC-130 - goo.gl/alerts/T4XV

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@trentyarwood @stils_laptop @NewtonMark That’s a way down my priority list. I need to actually generate some revenue some time this month.

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Ah yes. @NewtonMark’s submission to Cory’s Halal certification inquiry aph.gov.au/DocumentStore.… pic.twitter.com/57FdZ1ILEW

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Plus a few more if I get those thermonuclear devices that we were discussing earlier.

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I basically need a staff of about ten people to make all the things I think of. And a nurse.

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Someone should take audio of Dutton’s if-apology smh.com.au/federal-politi… and do something like this to it. youtube.com/watch?v=52-zmN…

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Phrases which need to be in more common use: “a veritable lasagne of failure”. twitter.com/getwired/statu…

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GuardianAus No halal certifiers to appear at Bernardi inquiry scheduled on Muslim holy day trib.al/8qmcBsb

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JBYoder Hey, @NASA? I think a LOT of folks are going to want that shirt—especially if it helped fund, say, a scholarship?twitter.com/anildash/statu…Z

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Pollytics You all know one. This guy @adambrereton on that other guy. It’s something interesting and different pic.twitter.com/FkXPlQXy4u

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mpbowers Tanya Plibersek “I’d rather have an answer than the mansplaining” @gabriellechan @GuardianAus theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/fbgsdSWn4u

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If you plan on listening to that Pink Floyd album you should start now ‘cos it’ll take another 40 years to get to the end of it.

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Oh this IS rather sweet. Thank you, @GT_DJ. twitter.com/GT_DJ/status/6…

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joshgnosis This is Joe Hockey’s response to my question re how GST on overseas online sales can be applied. pic.twitter.com/JYvM5bVxio

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paulwallbank “And did we tell you the name of the game, boys? We call it riding the gravy train.” ‘Wish You Were Here’ turns 40. youtube.com/watch?v=hMr3Kt…

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@purserj @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin The sociolinguist in me admires his skill there. But “agile” and “traditional cabinet govt” are different.

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@NewtonMark @purserj @R_Chirgwin And like any good communicator, he knows how to use key vocabulary to differentiate himself from opponents.

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@NewtonMark @purserj @R_Chirgwin But it’s just been a gradual thing, as his understanding has developed, just like any other businessperson.

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@NewtonMark @purserj @R_Chirgwin Oh dear. Tho Turnbull has absorbed language of the startup/VC world in recent years, ‘cos he’s interested.

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Hockey is just following the law, so no blame. But a press release would seem to contradict “open for business”. twitter.com/JoeHockey/stat…

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“This is our Town Hall,” says Herr Zuckerberg. “I will soon allow you to express a second data-emotion for me to log.”

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“Town Hall” video? A fuckin’ despot spouts crap and a billion matrix nodes just have to suck it up? twitter.com/techAU/status/…

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I agree. Please give me some nuclear weapons too. twitter.com/scottcarson195…

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@BlogsofWar At least he has some advice for future generations.

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BlogsofWar Did you miss Trump’s speech? No worries - youtu.be/Z39P-OKKTs4?t=…

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@scottcarson1957 Yes, yes I’m sure that’s how it works.

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Dallas 14yo suspended from school, may be charged with making electronics while brown. dallasnews.com/news/community… pic.twitter.com/JIjGrPxfdG

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scottcarson1957 Everytime I think of Abbott, it is sticks, shanks, crooked wings, flapping gums, teeth like baseballs, all vibrating in frenetic madness.

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@scottcarson1957 I just remember that my US visa expires in two months. I am so screwed.

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scottcarson1957 I mean, I kept my shut on Abbott - for the most part. I hate to see him go, he is such wonderful fodder for cartoon artists.

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scottcarson1957 Aren’t their laws against foreigners like @stilgherrian inciting in decent, red-blooded American elections?

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Oh now THIS is useful background. twitter.com/judemgreen/sta…

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scottcarson1957 At this point, God only knows what McAfee may be cooking up: bleating incomprehensible code, his foot resting on the carcass of a tyranosaur

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Walldo YOU get a hat and YOU get a hat and YOU get a hat pic.twitter.com/7nvbKkseNf

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ywxwy this pic is what real hacking looks like pic.twitter.com/afjLum7azA

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Here, via @joshgnosis, is a reminder of why Joe Hockey is the greatest* Treasurer in Australia’s history. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@BXGD Ta for that. Will read later today.

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havyatt In which I argue @TurnbullMalcolm needed to rush leadership challenge before bad calls caught up with him innovationaus.com/2015/09/The-NB…

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BlogsofWar Baghdadi just turned to his second in command and said, with reluctant approval and hint of jealously, “Jesus that guy is crazy.”

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scottcarson1957 Trump will treat the tattoos and trailer crowd like he does everything else, as a commodity for his own good.

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Oh dear God, my shoulder is out and I am in huge amounts of pain but where I am right now is better than opiates.

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Seriously, just give the nice man the launch codes.

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JUST SET FIRE TO ALL THE THINGS AND WATCH THEM BURN.

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DinaDemetrius About 10 yrds from on stage w mic, but protesters drowning out at times, roughly 300 booing. pic.twitter.com/ZS0veRywoL

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DO IT, AMERICA. DO IT. DO IT. MAKE DONALD TRUMP THE BESTEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN HISTORY. OH YES PLEASE DO IT.

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TheFix The Republican establishment is in DEEP trouble. wpo.st/DGu_0 pic.twitter.com/yi1c1nmoA3

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I have no idea what the fuck I was just told, but, hey, “U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A.” GIMME A GODDAM HAT.

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I want one. Obviously.

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TheFix Donald Trump is throwing “Make America Great Again” hats into the crowd. This is a real thing that is happening.

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katiezez “This is the hottest thing out there” Trump says, as he tosses “Make America Great Again” hats to the crowd

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BlogsofWar That was a “national security” speech. Holy shit.

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“… and you have to take care of that baby for the next 85 years. We are going to make this country great again. I love you all.” Applause.

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Trump’s “speech” is basically a series of unrelated sentences that just come out in random order and people cheer them.

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Yep, this is pretty much where I am right now. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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Trump utterly misrepresenting the Iran nuclear deal. Compare with this @onthemedia story. onthemedia.org/story/advertis… pic.twitter.com/xBGRHHVheO

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Americans. Such delicate little petals. twitter.com/DennisBCarlson…

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“Make America’s Military Great Again”, and Trump takes the lectern. pic.twitter.com/DuB3JfODxZ

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“Today is the time to build more battleships like this.” Um, possibly not, Joel.

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“I would get better care if I’d come over the border illegally than as a veteran.”

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Joel is founder of Veterans for a Strong America (VSA). Trump is speaking at their gig. pic.twitter.com/ImjFmODJ64

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“Delivering justice to terrorists.” Justice.

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Chanting for “Trump! Trump!” begins. But we have two other speakers first?

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scottcarson1957 Well, have they lubed the sphincter enough now so they can drag out Trump?

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The chanting of “U. S. A.” begins, but is cut short by everyone doing the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag.

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National Anthem. Rockets red glare, etc. pic.twitter.com/1DWu2pooC5

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“Ronald Reagan was one of the greatest presidents to occupy the Oval Office.” Audience cheers.

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Warm-up act. “Do you live the Bill of Rights?” pic.twitter.com/6QnW0A0Q7e

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So @LisaDNews will be livetweeting this for PBS @NewsHour too. She may be less snarky than me.

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The stage management is utterly shoddy.

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“Anchors Away” is playing. @scottcarson1957 will explode.

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There is no E in Cory, @JohnBirmingham. Which could be part of the problem. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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We begin with a Johnny Cash cover. From the deck of USS Iowa. Cher did it better, though. pic.twitter.com/ZstAsdC8SO

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“WATCH LIVE: Donald Trump speech on national security” pbs.org/newshour/rundo… It’s about to start.

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I agree with @rohan_p here, though I am not into hats so much. And I lost my last politics/NBN related wager. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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@BlogsofWar @scottcarson1957 Well, we do have quite a big Lebanese community here.

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THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU PEOPLE. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@BlogsofWar @scottcarson1957 See, we could have nukes. We were even allowed to have F-111C, and like, Israel wasn’t allowed to buy F-111.

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@scottcarson1957 @BlogsofWar Yeah, look, I don’t know what to say. It’s just a thing we do now. Like changing our underpants.

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Right, so 40 minutes until we find out exactly why America should give the launch codes to Donald Trump. pbs.org/newshour/rundo…

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@scottcarson1957 @BlogsofWar Probably a good move. Of course, here in Australia, Freedom is compulsory.

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Well I’m glad @GreenJ is enjoying himself.

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marrowing I love that Aussie Twitter now gathers round the wireless together to listen to Ray Hadley splash around in a pool of his own piss

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“Turnbull as PM may ‘recalibrate NBN’ with shift to FttP: Ovum” itwire.com/government-tec…‘recalibrate-nbn’-with-shift-to-fttp-ovum [Nope.]

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If you work in the media and don’t have the TuneIn Pro app to listen to / record radio everywhere then you’re a fool. tunein.com

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Joe Hockey as Minister for Communications is sheer genius. That’s really made my day something special.

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@riskybusiness The word “co-tsar” just came to mind.

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@riskybusiness I can see you calling for a “rounding up” to happen.

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@riskybusiness Well, now you’ll get me onto the wonders of multi-party governments where negotiation and compromise are the norm. ;)

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firstdogonmoon But I could have told you, Tony, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

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leslienassar With NBN cost overruns in the tens of billions, it makes sense to give the communications portfolio to the most inept Treasurer in history.

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I… I don’t know what to saytwitter.com/ModFarm/status…x9

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Five days after extending RAAF missions into Syria, we find a single APC to hit. Highlights what we knew: targets are rare, RAAF not needed.

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Lulwut? pic.twitter.com/4zXq35ntzh A certain cartoonist hasn’t been paying attention to the complete lack of policy change.

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You’ve gotta love a secret ballot, right? twitter.com/msmarto/status…

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I want to ask “Why?” I so want to ask “Why?” But I know that that would be a mistake. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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Just in case you missed the Disappointment of Cory Bernardi yesterday… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Pandawatch”!

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“Esculating.”

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Mark Butler demonstrating the meaning of Stockholm Syndrome in relation to Burnt Fag-End.

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“Warm afterglow.”

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I know how he feels.

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“Close Call: The Secret Service Just Caught Barack Obama Trying To Pull His Own Head Off” clickhole.com/r/3055tsd pic.twitter.com/u3dXZqTiNq

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Maybe if Fran had sausages.

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Still, I have sausages.

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Oh well done, Fran.

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Imagining Senator George Brandis as a a pilotless dirigible, drifting out of control over the Brindabella Ranges.

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weskrantz Not sure this means what they think it means… pic.twitter.com/LPtgGn5nA2

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Wed plan, draft: Various sysadmin tasks; clear the backlog of comms and planning; tidy the living room; resume @5at5daily; quiet evening.

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Wednesday. The nation’s rivers and streams run with champagne, and the Probe is pushed ever deeper into your rectum. Wednesday.

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